Oyinbo people no sabi drink at all.
Most Nigerians that drink, drink to be high, but when Oyinbo drink, they drink to be wasted.

hedonido:
Only in the north. If it was in the South, the cowardly soldiers would be ever ready to flex 'power'.

My thoughts exactly.
Immediately I saw the video I knew it could only be in the North or an Hausa person.
If it was any other person from any other ethnic group, the story would be different.
But the only reason for this is that the Hausa's are not cowards, death means nothing to them. And for someone to truly live, you must not be afraid to die.

Much respect to the Hausa Man!!!

There was a time an audit was carried out on every staff account in a particular bank, and a junior staff account had a turnover of N137m in just a period of one year.
The staff was immediately detained and investigation started on all his affairs but nothing was found.
His whole asset was below N2m.

It was then that we realized that you can have a transaction turnover of N100m with just cash balance of N200k lol.
That was how some embassy stopped using turnover and stated requesting for proof of funds.
Because $26bn was traded on Binance does not mean that $26bn cash is somewhere in Binance from Nigeria.
You know our politicians and their cronnies only see things from their own fraudulent point of view.

Timoleon:
Lol...this is worse than insult. It's better to not send anything than ring someone up after 16 years in the abroad just to send 12$.

Some people will say it's 'entitlement mentality'. But if I see you for road, you dey mind your business I come hala say I know say life hard, take 50 naira go find biscuit chop, before you die for our neck. You go reason better blow for mouth. After all, you no beg me for food or for money. Despite the fact that I just gave you my 'hard earned' money, you'd know in your heart of hearts that I just undermined you.

For 16years, bro has been managing to survive, How would you message him out of the blues to send him 12$. One carton of indomie.

Many people will not understand you point.
That was how we had an office end of year party few years ago. And one of our former coworkers that was abroad said he was going to contribute. Remember we did not beg or solicit for funds from him ooo.
Only for guyman to send $10.00 (which was around N5k then)
We felt insulted, because even his mates that were still in the country contributed 4 times that amount.
True true at all at all na im bad, therefore you need to give some certain sum of money with explanation i.e manage this N20k ($12.00) for now, I will see what I can do when I have funds.

Kobojunkie:
A mother could equally ask at what age should mothers stop bathing their boys, and you get an idea of what the issue really should be. When doing things for your kids, you do it to teach then them how to do it for themselves eventually. The child should be able to let you know when he/she can do it for herself when that time comes, or at least that she would like to try it for herself then.

May God continue to increase your wisdom 🎉🎊🙌

Bubu4Sea:
I dont understand the Islamic Worlds Hatred of Isreal oh!

1 In Islams religious book called the quoran,
Palestine is not mentioned once in the quoran?
If the land belongs to Palestine it would be mentioned in the quoran

Unlike Israel that is mentioned many times by God in the Bible.
AND
Unlike Israel mentioned many times by allah in the Quoran.

2 The God of the Bible states clearly the land belongs to Jews.

Gen 15:18 KJV
In the same day the LORD made a covenant with Abram, saying,
Unto thy seed have I given this land, from the river of Egypt unto the great river, the river Euphrates:


Again allah too in the quoran states that the land belongs to the Jews

Surah 5
(20)And (remember) when Moses said unto his people: O my people!
Remember Allah's favour unto you, how He placed among you prophets,
and He made you kings, and gave you that (which) He gave not to any (other) of (His) creatures.
(21) O my people! Go into the holy land which Allah hath ordained for you.
Turn not in flight, for surely ye turn back as losers:
(22) They said: O Moses! Lo! a giant people (dwell) therein and lo!
we go not in till they go forth from thence. When they go forth from thence, then we will enter (not till then).

So with both God & allah saying the land belongs to the jews, why is islam calling for the destruction of Israel?

Hmmm.
My first time knowing all these was mentioned in the Quran

Tempulated:
Hello Ladies.

Can you date a man without asking him for money.

Op stop dating broke babes.
Don't let anybody deceive you, avoid broke/poor babes the same way babes avoid broke/poor guys.

But in the case of a guy, you avoid broke babes because you are avoiding unnecessary billing, babes avoid broke guys because they can't bill broke guys.
Hope you see the difference?

The biggest hit back is for our Ibo billionaires to buy that hotel🚶🚶🚶🚶

ACRI:
Deport that nigga

He’s an accomplice to the crime committed

He knew what he was getting into

Modified
To that cretin that quoted me, I won’t join issues with u. You re obviously an immature adult….if you re an adult at all.

Some people may not understand you. But agreement is agreement.
I don't believe the cock and bull story that the guy did not know what he was going to do in the UK.
I mean why will somebody take you to the UK for free? For what?

Did the Ekweramadu pay him enough? Hell no!!!
Did they deserve what they got? Hell yes!!!
Will the guy go scort free? Hell no!!!

Loveagain:


Then APC is what?

APC is just simply EVIL no need to add the "party" 😎🤦

Nebes:
Even when Christ healed the sick in the synagogues some pharisees were not happy and sought to kill him.

It is written that our Christ went about doing good but he was still killed. He even healed Malchus, one of the men who came to arrest him but they still arrested him after the healing.

Some people will never see good in anything good as long as it is done by pastors. But it is written that we should let our lights so shine before men that they may see our good works and glorify our father in heaven.

God bless you.
I just smile whenever I see people that are neither real Christians not born again, commenting/giving opinion on church matters simply because the bible is in different languages that everyone is free to read🤣

updatechange:
When the world is moving into clean energy

Dey play, just dey play.

What is clean energy?
Any energy that relies on battery to store energy is not clean, because the production of batteries have been scientifically proven to be more environmental degrading than fusel fuel.
But the West don't care because unlike fusel fuel, the environmental degrading effect of batteries happenes where it's raw materials are mined than where it is used🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

Too many clueless rascals in power in this country, you just order banks to work Saturday/Sunday as if it is CBN that will foot the bill of operating Saturday/Sunday.

Do this people even have an idea how much it cost to run a branch for one day in this country?
Some of these branches may run generator throughout their operations Saturday/Sunday, and the staff must be paid weekend banking allowance because Saturday/Sunday are not working days.

DodadaKoKigbe:
No be by praise and worship. Team wey good, good. There are atheists team in Europe that will defeat Super Eagles black and blue.

God does not take sides in football.

Weldon chief personal assistant to God on sides taken matters.

Some people will just be typing like they know shit.

Those socalled atheist you are referring to are more God fearing than most of your fellow Nigerians that go to church/mosque 10 times daily. Rubbish🚶🚶🚶

Adebisi0070:
Sadly, so many pastor's in our motherland will do same!
Take away offering and tithe from the church and check if your church will be existing...
I love God so much and nothing can seperate me from HIM.. Forget pastor, create a personal relationship with ELOHIM.
but then please someone should assist me with 1k, is for something so urgent
2408
3296
00
zenith bank

Hmmm, are you sure you have a personal relationship with ELOHIM, because even the children of people that have personal relationship with ELOHIM don't beg for bread, talk more of they themselves begging for money online🙄

Wonder why people always focus too much on salary.
A former colleague of mine in the banking industry made the same mistake OP is about to make.

This my colleague happens to be an engineer. Got a job in the bank I was working as a young graduates back then with salary of your N84k, but also got another offer with a government agency with salary of N42k he opted for the banking job and gave his government job offer to his best friend in school (an engineer likewise).
First 2 to 3 years he was doing banking big boy over his friend, by the 4th year till date (15yrs later) the difference is now clear, the guy in the government agency is now a super big man.

Never, I repeat never! Pick a job based on salary alone.
You want to leave a job that gives you N100k extra because the salary is small, but the salary of the new place and total any other income is not upto the extra N100k you get in you former place.

Oga, you don't need advice, you need to join NSPPD 😁

Rassco:
Nigeria is in the 19th century when compared to Ghana banking wise. Mobile money has been in operation for long in Ghana!

I think the headline is confusing, CBN licensed 17 new fintech banks, it is not that these are the only existing licensed fintech bank.

The number of banks, micro banks, cooperative banks, microfinance banks and fintech only in Nigeria will be almost equal to the whole companies that are existing in Ghana.

IBvoss:


You know, the things that happen in the west when it comes to Christianity at times, make me think that any serious religious person would truly be scared that the devil is secretly in control already and many have fallen.

What is even scarier the deeper you look is that these Western nations in which anti-christian beliefs are becoming the norm were once the most powerful and staunch defenders of Christian doctrines and Institutions up to a few centuries ago, to the extent where anyone that didn't display strong Christian beliefs would be persecuted by them. But nowadays, it is like a 360 turnaround.

People can look at this as a natural change that time and modernity have brought, but if I were a truly religious Christian...omo...I go dey reason sey Devil don dey control the world small small to turn people away from God.

Hmmm, this is deep.
LGBT rights activist are allowed to come to schools, even kindergarten to give talks, but evangelist and preachers/preaching, praying or even Christian religious studies are not permitted in public schools in most USA states.

Sitwalkstand:
The west has gone mad and far into spiritual darkness.

They promote free speech but clamps down on you when it doesn't suit their narrative.

Many landlords in England will openly tell you no kids when renting a house to you. As in they will tell you that if you have children they can't rent to you.

is that not discrimination against children.

The school is interested in protecting their core values and cares less of what God says or feels about it.

That tells you its not a theological school. It may have been ran and taken over by Godless people masqurading as christians

You are making a serious point here.
Yet if a landlord says he won't rent his house to homosexuals na jail be that.
An event planner was sued in the USA for refusing to accept an homosexual marriage event management business. I mean how can you force me to do business against my faith an belief, is that not beyond discrimination?

PerfectMan24:
Why u no ask ur Ashawo all these questions. She is the one in position to update u.

I will advice u go back there to make enquiry from her or any of her colleague in that hotel.

Or even follow to PH to the original source 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gistsnaijamedia:
Nollywood actor, Kanayo O. Kanayo, has said the Labour Party (LP) presidential candidate, Peter Obi will soon be arrested.

The thespian made this claim while reacting to recent statements from the camp of the All Progressives Congress (APC).

https://gists9ja.com.ng/2023/03/20/tinubu-peter-obi-will-soon-be-arrested-kanayo-o-kanayo-reveals/

It will only make prophecy to be fulfilled 😁

Ibtxxo:
This is someone life time gratuity.
This is someone 35 years salary but small boy of 16 years that can't spell his name just made 10m from yahoo in just one day.
Who did we offend?
This thing dey burst my brain.

Every time I see something like this I just wonder how we got to this level.
So somebody stole or duped somebody N10m and it is bursting your brain?

Somebody stole what someone else has worked for 10, 20, or 30 years in just one day and you see it as success?

I just pray he makes good use of the money, grow it to like N100m in like 10 or 20 years and have someone else too steal it all from him in one day, that is when you will understand that yahoo is nothing to be envious of.

You can never steal someone elses sweat and end well, it is just not possible.

frozen70:


Lack of love
Lack of attention and interest
Lack of happiness in marriage
Lack of communication
Lack of respect for each other

Lastly inability to provide for the family

Lastly, what people wishes in marriage doesn't come

The main lastly is the cares of life🙄
We have all made this life too complicated for marriage to work.
We pursue too many things and forget that you can never be jack of all trades and master of all.

There are a very few things that don't just mix well with having a good marriage.

E.g you cannot be a beautiful/handsome, rich, and a socialite with a good marriage at the same time🤣🤣🤣

Taunt:
You sure say no be siofra you meet with so.
She is poorly rich, or rather wealthy poor.
Asin sapally rich,hei!
How do I put it sef.

I will surely use this your terminologies 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ofunaofu:
Is it not the same Oba that was chased away, his staff taken away by his subjects during the Endsars protests

The Oba has every right to support whomsoever he so wishes but the power to elect a new governor lies in the hands of Lagosians

...the same Oba that food to feed 6 villages was found in his palace believe to be palliative loot.

We don't expect anything less from him. We appreciate him for even giving us audience.

Gbadabo will surely remember the Oba's good gesture after he wins the polls on Saturday by the grace of God.

Klass99:
You know a man is gay and you still want him to sleep with you, not taking into consideration the potential risks of being infected with HIV or some other STD .

Dem use marriage swear for us in Africa? She obviously values this marriage more than she values her life and well being. Seriously, who did this to us in Africa?

Are you sure it is all about marriage or the benefits that comes with it for the woman?
In a fairly good marriage the woman enjoys:
1. Free food
2. Free accommodation
3. Free car
4. Free upkeep and allowance
5. Bragging rights over some of her unmarried friends
7. Etc
I can go on and on...

Hope you can see it is not all about being married, it is all about personal benefits that marriage brings to women🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

God1000:
Too bad

Seeing Igbos and Yorubas fighting each other makes me sick, there's division everywhere in Nigeria today, even among minorities

Tribalism is a big problem in Nigeria, we still have a long way to go, nigerians still vote along ethnic and religious lines

This is why I like Rwanda

I thank God for giving me a good heart not to hate anyone, forget my political affiliation

Please which Rwanda are you talking about?

Don't make it to obvious that you are ignorant of even recent history 🙄

Zonefree:
Sanwo Olu is doing alot these days


Eluppe don humble Nigeria politicians.

And yet many people here still don't appreciate what the OBidient movement has done and is doing for us.
Public office holders have now realised that power truly belongs to the people.

Kai, I came to check the name of the traditional ruler and I am confused😭

I think there must be a mix-up somewhere.

Faber:


Among 1000 native doctors you can find 30% that are real.
But if you sample 1000 pastors, 5% are real...so which group get scammers pass 😎

1. How did you do your research?

2. Between the percentage of fake poison and fake drugs, which one do you feel is higher?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hope you understand my point?

illicit:


It was meant to be

Yes, but it was not meant to be him in particular.

The devil always make use of the most willing hand (weakest link), don't be that hand🙏

Faber:
If you need a quick means to achieve results, go to native doctors...

As for church, no pastor can coerce God to answer your prayers. God answers when he wills.

Open your eyes, and stop being scammed by Pastorpreneurs

You say this only because story concerning fake native doctors don't make front page news😁

Na story of fake pastors dey always make big news.

That is to tell you that original pastors exist.

Jesus had 12 disciples buy na Judas popular pass, their hardly anybody that does not know the name Judas, naming the remaining 11 will be hard even for some so-called Christians. That is to tell you that the world and the people in it are more interested in fake pastors than original ones.