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Food / Re: The High Cost Of Food Items In Nigeria by olajuwon1111(m): 12:58pm On May 06, 2016
iykebest1:
to make matters worst, an Ibadan girl come spoil my day join.

She told me that she's slim in complexion. now I can't eat again.


LOLZ
Education / Re: Letter Written By A Polytechnic Student Who Is In HND 2 by olajuwon1111(m): 12:47pm On Apr 15, 2016
shiimah:
The day I went to Moshood Abiola Poly, I was so ashamed of myself. Infact, I wept for our education. That was the first time I could see someone in HND1 struggling to interact in English.
The Poly ile-ife is another heart breaking academic institution, the student was my neighbour then... Common to write informal letter, she will run to me for assistance.. Her spelling is zero, command of English is zero and the worst is that they aint willing to learn.
I'm not surprised if ND2 student of poly ibadan did this coz its in their blood.
No offence meant and please don't quote me.

bro your Dp shows you are very responsible,but am afraid you are not,do you think its necessary to name any tertiary institute? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew
Education / Re: Letter Written By A Polytechnic Student Who Is In HND 2 by olajuwon1111(m): 12:45pm On Apr 15, 2016
olahero:
Eewo
grin grin see as they want kill me.



and you think your sentence is also correct,check more for errors and correct,80% of polytechnic student are better off, okey?
Romance / Re: My Fiance Complains That I'm Too Fat by olajuwon1111(m): 5:42pm On Mar 23, 2016
Vinshu:
Go to the gym. Some guys don't like fat ladies.

Control your diet.

Avoid junk foods.

Do a lot of exercise. And if you give birth to a child still remain slim. It's not hard.


doing all these cant really make her go slim can only reduce the obesity, and if she has the tendency of fat in her, then all these are no go area coz it will only make it more worse as time passes by.
Forum Games / Re: Funny Picture Of 'I GO DIE' Before And Now. by olajuwon1111(m): 5:08pm On Mar 23, 2016
amenooo

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Afolabi Clashes With Seyi-Ariyo 'SheBaby', See The Distasteful Message by olajuwon1111(m): 12:07pm On Mar 22, 2016
Jacko1:
Dese women have effrontery to try and break up a home. They know odunlade has a wife and dey do this. Sometimes e no gud may some wife too gentle gentle. If odunlade married aimakhu or jenifa can they try such

lolz

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Romance / Re: #LagosGirls Trends On Twitter by olajuwon1111(m): 11:35am On Mar 22, 2016
yinkson:
#Lagos babe
been weighing 50kg before make-up and 75kg after make-up:/


nooo, abi 150kg after make up.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank Of Nigeria Is Recruiting Workers (picture) by olajuwon1111(m): 10:29am On Mar 22, 2016
ENIMONEY:
they forgot to add 20 years experience and must not be more than 30...# runs outta thread





lolz cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Seun Egbegbe Acquires New Car (photos) by olajuwon1111(m): 10:25am On Mar 22, 2016
Toyin Aimakhu sef is damn too cheap for dating dis guy, d guy dont wot it undecided[b][/b]

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Education / Re: An Encounter With My Class Teacher by olajuwon1111(m): 4:40pm On Mar 18, 2016
lolz
Politics / Re: Policemen Going To Rivers For Rerun In Accident (Photos) by olajuwon1111(m): 2:38pm On Mar 18, 2016
Atmmachine:
They should be taken to court for killing innocent cows and i hope they get 60 years prison sentence.

What did the innocent cows do to deserve this brutal death.
R.I.P innocent cows


The truck transporting the cows had an accident, there are left with no option but to slaughter the cows to prevent wastage............... tongue kiss undecided[color=#006600][/color]
Crime / Re: ATM Card Thief Killed In Asaba (Graphic Photos) by olajuwon1111(m): 11:41am On Mar 18, 2016
princetunex:
Death was too much penalty for his crime but where was he hacked? BTW wats d use of ATM cards when you don't know d password.




LOLZ!!!
Not in this jet age that we are dealing with all sort of things....
but its doesn't even worth the life of a man....
this is an act of cruelty.....

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Romance / Re: Who Can Get This Right? by olajuwon1111(m): 5:16pm On Mar 17, 2016
COOL CASH undecided
Events / Re: MC Oluomo Throws ‘Braless’ Birthday Party (Photos) by olajuwon1111(m): 4:17pm On Mar 17, 2016
jtjohn:
Future mothers disagracing there selves............SMH




sure??
all these one wey dun dey grow grey hair will be mother?
if i hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who go marry them sef??
M.C. OLUOMO
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Buhari Unbundles NNPC Into 7 Units by olajuwon1111(m): 9:50am On Mar 09, 2016
franchizy:
Where are there no igbos in this list of appointments.
It pains me how the igbos are over marginalized.
For Gods sake, Buhari must carry the igbos along. We are part of Nigeria and we remain one united Nigerians.
i condemn this list, i condemn it , i condemn it.
We igbos never bargained for this kind of marginilization.
Igbos voted massively for Buhari but the election results were manipulated.
I urge all igbos to rise up and condemn this list.




What is Anigbor kwana and Ikem doing in d list....are there not igbos...why cant u just read well before u make your comment.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu Breaks-Up With Seun Egbebe (read Her Disclaimer) by olajuwon1111(m): 3:02pm On Mar 03, 2016
Sunkyphil:
y is she jumping from one man to anoda who will b d next




You can also apply bro,maybe you are the next person......

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Business / Re: A Nigerian Packages Garri, Kulikuli, Sugar And Groundnut Together To Sell (Pic) by olajuwon1111(m): 11:20am On Mar 03, 2016
adejaresalami1:
Awon weyrey 100%.......dem for package cold water and cup with am,person go fit buy am inside go slow cheesy grin grin





spoon and cup is also dere....only sachet water remain for d concept to be complete....but as e good reach, u go fit drink garri inside bus for traffic now ooo .....LOLZ
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pics: Kenya Man Masturbates Publicly While Watching University Girls In Schl Bus by olajuwon1111(m): 3:43pm On Mar 01, 2016
aw do u know he is masturbating......

can u even differentiate his suit from his trouser......

how u wan take know say d man dey masturbate......

since its all round black except his shirt.....

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Family / Re: Pregnant Woman Blasted For 'bleaching' Her Baby Bump [PICS] by olajuwon1111(m): 8:39am On Mar 01, 2016
This na pure bleaching, but she saves her Tommy out of bleaching because she doesn't know if one day she will have to undergo CS (cesarean section) in the future..so it wont boomerang for her....but why does she have to show us her baby bump? Its crazy act....
Celebrities / Re: You Won't believe What This Man Did To His Son For Stealing N100 (photo) by olajuwon1111(m): 12:41pm On Feb 26, 2016
He has all right to kill this one, Since his joystick will provide another one......Nothing but poverty.....MUMU
Politics / Re: Photo: Who Is Your Best President So Far? by olajuwon1111(m): 11:16am On Feb 25, 2016
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Education / Re: 9 Reasons Why Nigerian Universities Are Better Than Polytechnics by olajuwon1111(m): 11:12am On Feb 25, 2016
AwonGoonsMee:
Unfortunately, this OP is wrong, there are so many advantages in polytechnics. Poly students have more practicals than universities and also we spend less time in school and have more to focus on life in general. U just dey talk rubbish




You are absolutely right my dear brother,there is no university that deals with practical as the polytechnic does......

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Career / Re: My Boss Is Asking Me Out On A Date by olajuwon1111(m): 10:53am On Feb 25, 2016
Be kind to those you meet on your way up because you don't know who you will meet on your way down..... the world is not a bed of roses.(this is signature)


Meaning you already know what to do just need some one to tell you,go ahead........dere ris God oooo

Jokes Etc / Re: When You Are Breadwinner Of The Family (photo) by olajuwon1111(m): 11:23am On Feb 24, 2016
This is a graphics work, but its funny thou................
Jokes Etc / Re: Write In Less Than 6 Words The Funniest Scariest Story by olajuwon1111(m): 11:18am On Feb 24, 2016
The lord is my shepherd.............
Jokes Etc / Re: Smart Thinking: How Many Heads Can You See (picture) by olajuwon1111(m): 11:14am On Feb 24, 2016
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Education / Re: JAMB Reopens Portal For UTME Registration For Just 48hours by olajuwon1111(m): 10:14am On Feb 24, 2016
If dem like make dem close now now...since their website is busy so what is d advantage of reopening their server?
Romance / Re: Reply To A Lady Calling Guys Womaniser by olajuwon1111(m): 9:57am On Feb 24, 2016
vERY PERFECT... undecided shocked grin :
Celebrities / Re: Memo To Tiwa Savage : Its Time To Leave Mavin Records by olajuwon1111(m): 4:17pm On Feb 23, 2016
The word 'WACK' is too powerful.you guys should not judge what you cant create

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