Up Gooooners!!
At last!

Shey na diving remain?

Aaw!
Rooney
Ope o.

Welbeck Gifted!

chimerase2:
Two useless teams wat do u expect mtcheeew

Com'on!
This is a cracker!
No let bad belle spoil d excitment.

See as my defenders slept 4 back allow that kain goal.

Goooal!
Enjoying this match..

With the atmosphare at Old Traford, it seems to me that Arsenal are being invited to a slaughter house.


I just hope my Arsenal survive this. Not optimistic though.

Ikengawo:


No to's "Boats"-"Van"-"a"

Oh I see!
I concur, u are right!

Fawklicant:


1. Germany....germ...any
2. Oman....o man
3 China......CHINAware...a
4. Cuba...cube...a
5. Botswana
6. Ukraine...U. umbrella, rain, e
7. Spain...pain in the head like headache
8. Wales
9. Peru....pair of feet
10. Ireland.....home of beer
11. A..R...gent....tea....nah(as in no)
12. Portugal...poor...two...gal
13. Haiti...height...I (basketball is a game of heights) for those saying Bali, Bali is not a country, it is in Indonesia.
14. Pakistan......pa...kiss...Stan(Satan)
15. India....in...d...yeah
16. Iran...I....ran
17. Panama...pa...nah...ma
18. Singapore...singer..pour

I disagree with Bostwana, its actually Costa rica as someone mentioned earlier. i.e ship 4 coast, ri and car 4 ca.
Also, Dubai, that i don't know my self, but Dubai is not a country.

18 Singapore..
I hope i get it..

MzJackBaueress:
My own nko?

Cute indeed!

Icekeeng:
If arsenal wins tonight's game, i will lay two tortoise's eggs!

Pls do b4 i finish typing this post!

crudemoney:
I see a win for QPR!!

How far?
What do you see now?

crudemoney:
I see a win for QPR!!

Let me quote you and wait for the end of the match.
Abi what do you think?

KehindeAwoniyi:


Fellow bro in the Sky Blue dept... #TheSkyisBlue...

With honesty and prudence..
Hahahaha..

Todil:

yes o I don dey house

Eku igba o.
When u wan return?

SaintRobs:
Funny dude,just take your time to ask any accounting student of Unilorin,he/she will tell you how OAU students defeated them on their campus last year. Proudly GreatIfe ...For learning,and culture.

Hehehe.. *cover face* I witnessed 2 of that event. Two years ago and this last one. The event of 2013 was more competitive than the last one..
Make i no talk more jare.

Ennyhorlar:
but u showed us Hw u guys write exams

Yeah.. That's for paper exam for some courses.

Teebashy:

Actually am nt

Sorry o.
I was wondering why u mistake acctng and finance for the whole of management sciences.
Are u a science student?

nobody:

u?

Olowo abi?

Guess u've landed home by now.

nobody:
unilorites plenty for here sha. I rep UNILORIN 400L Finance. I fit join people wey dey Dat pix gan sef

Hi!
I'm catching my course mate here.
Give me a name let me identify u.

Ennyhorlar:
funAab is better ,,,,E-EXAM all d way ,each student with his/her system during exam

Unilorin has e-exam too. We call it CBT here.

Teebashy:

I can't say it is uniform bcus not all students wear dat....
it is only for d students in faculty of management science

No no! That's accounting or finance dept. student, and not the whole faculty of management sciences. Guess you are a fresher..?

I Jide, its been more than a month i complained about receiving numerous promotional messages. After following the instruction of sending a message to one short code, i still receive the promo messages just as before. And its annoying. I get messages from not less than 10 different numbers sometimes not including repititions.
I know you'll be planning to tell be sorry for my inconvinience, well don't worry, as an mtn user of many years, one is used to inconviniency, but i'll very much appreciate helping on this, as i might have to abandon those 2 lines.
Thanks

Mine fetched me 5.5k per month as a pry 3 class teacher, plus 500naira mandatory lesson fee per pupil, and my personal home lesson 3k for 2 pupil. At the end of everything sha from febuary through september, i was able to buy a second hand nokia phone, pay for 3 post utme forms, pay for my traveling and up keep expenses for the 3 exams, and finally, add some amount to the reminder to pay my first school fee at the univesity.
Isn't that sweet?

Yusphull:


This got me cracking @ bolded

That's just the simple way to put all that happened between us o my brother.
I guess those acts are as a result of our childishness. But those memories i'll forever cherish.
Lost contact for sometime, and by the time i saw her again was in ss3. It doesn't look as if something of such transpired between us.
During the time we lost contact, i decided not to get involve with other girls, i don't get captivated by girls, i try not to fall in love, i don't woo girls when my mates were busy praticing and developing the art of wooing, i lack wooing experience. That mentality remained with me for long until recently that i realised i had to let go of it.
She doesn't care if i exists today. Though she still refer me as a friend even though we hardly communicate or care about each. I use to call her sometimes ago, until i realise i'm the only one calling and we don't have anything to talk about...

My own eh..
She was my seat mate, always giving her 5naira from my 10 break allowance.
I will stylishly leave my sisters and to join her home on the next street.
Gave her my things n went to her house to collect it.
Design papers and carton with heart shape and our names, but never deliver it.
Write letters. I even wrote one that she read in my presence, she only smile and ran home. What was in the letter sef.. Ok i remember small.."i love you...I will marry you" silly me sha.
Gave her my things.
Always going to the next street to see if i'll mistakenly jam her or meet her home.. Then kids don't have phones.
Did i remember to include that i nearly told my mum that i have a wife? Ahh.. Na liver no gree make i talk am o.
Even at js3, i usually jog to her street at night to try my luck if i'll see her. Silly me again.
I even fought a guy she challenge me to fight.. Guess what..I beat the guy in one single move.
I left mum's shop to see her.. Come see beating for night.

We hardly talk these days..love is gone..

poshswanky:
The letter writing thing sha


Ditto
I pick my pen from the basket of love...
Sealed with kisses...

Lol.. I don't remember putting a preamble when writing letters. But you no wan try my padi, dis boy go get color pencil, and employ the service of one older guy in drafting, writing and drawings.
At the end of the day, this girl brought the letter to show his mum. Yawa cum burst.

jesuslovesme123:


What is the meaning of dix and dayx? I suggest you improve your communication skills - you will need them for getting good jobs.

Don't mind him, he thinks he is chatting with his crush.
That's one of the ways you can identify a teenager online.