A good tester/counsellor will never say this to you.

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Get down my friend!

AbsalomOtutu:
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It covers four major tests;
Numerical aptitude test
Verbal reasoning test
Abstract reasoning test.
Gmat questions

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Pls, I didn't see any changes on my dashboard other than this message 'you will be notified when to print your call-up letter because you are not in stream 1'. Hope I'm safe ooo?

Odegbami1:
By the power Conferred on me by the constitution of the Nigeria as the Chairman of INEC, I hereby declared the result as follows:
PDP – 24 MILLION VOTES
APC - 56 MILLION VOTES
OTHERS- 2 MILLION

HENCE, I HEREBY DECLARED THE CANDIDANCY OF APC, RT GEN MUHAMMODU BUAHARI AS THE WINNER OF THE CONCLUDED 2015 ELECTION.

THE THEN PRESIDENT, GOODLUCH EBELE JONATHAN SHOULD WITH IMMEDIATED EFFECT, HANDOVER THE OFFICE TO THE RIGHTFUL ELECTED PRESIDENT; GENERAL MUHAMMODU BUHARI.

SIGN; ATTAHIRU JEGA
CHAIRMAN (INEC)

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Baba this your English no dey Brochure o...

Hmm..fat gurls sha...**u gazz 2change mattress periodically**

Idrismusty97: Didn't you see the word cheater in quote( "Cheater" ). I know what the right word is. English na really baskard!

yea...I knew it was intentional...just catching my fun! 'Cheetah chasing antelope' tinz

Idrismusty97: I see three human knees.

Modified: I see it clearly now, The knee on the left is not actually a knee but a flower vase. She is just leaning on it.

Wow! Dancing azoto. I now believe i have a brain . You all should give me likes o!

BTW Seun please be showing a person "modified history". This guy is a "cheater" .

loool @ 'cheater'
where is the antelope o?
English na baskard!

Pronmix: 10.
Mauro Prosperi: Survived 9 days in the Sahara Desert.
Prosperi, a keen endurance runner, took part in the
1994 Marathon des Sables (Marathon of the Sands) in
Morocco. Part way through the 6-day 233 kilometre
event a sandstorm caused Prosperi to lose his way. He
ended up disoriented and ran in the wrong direction,
ultimately running several hundred kilometres into
Algeria. After 36 hours he ran out of food and water.
He survived by drinking his own urine and eating bats
resident in an abandoned mosque and the occasional
snake found in the desert.
Not wishing to die a long drawn out death, Prosperi
attempted to commit suicide in the mosque by slitting
his wrists with a pen knife he had with him. The
attempt failed - lack of water had caused Prosperi's
blood to thicken and clotted the wound before he
died.
After nine days alone in the desert he was found by a
nomadic family and taken to an Algerian military camp
and from there to a hospital. He was 186 miles off
route, and reportedly had lost between 30 and 40
pounds (18 kg) in body weight.

Failed suicide attempt? How frustrating...

Pls I need a logo for this business name MINDBETTERZ. Its a desktop publishing company. Thanks

My dad taught me how to surf the internet...he's never a laggard when it comes to trying out new technology.
My mum...hmm
Whenever we (children) find any cool brand of phone in the market...we always know how to convince her to get it for her business...and after that,... dayuuuum....We go collect am!
It's always as if we'v given her 'no complain' injection. She go co-operate sharpally sharpally

Just the thought of how fast ebola kills, is enough to make people stop doing business as virtually all businesses require some level of contacts. But then 'man must chop'. So, it's just so impracticable to halt transactions indefinitely but caution is to be taken while at it anyway. For some people, this period might just be the right time to make money, for others it might just be that unwanted downturn again.
So, in the past couple of days, how has it affected your business?

SortCode: NYSC.....Breaking relationship since 1972

NYSC...bringing out the 'freelancer' in you since 1876

check out this interesting topic
https://www.nairaland.com/1858147/dumbest-rewards-ever-given-running

SortCode: NYSC.....Breaking relationship since 1972

NYSC...bringing out the 'freelancer' in you since 1876

check out this interesting topic
https://www.nairaland.com/1858147/dumbest-rewards-ever-given-running

50calibre:

Lol better than dying of poverty.

Now this is what I call 'being sarcastic'

Hmm...na luv**

You just dragged me through memory lane..**I didn't wanna go there with you though**

https://www.nairaland.com/1858147/dumbest-rewards-ever-given-running

Since it's a construction company, the opposite of RED will be WHITE.
Construction workers use either WHITE and BLACK or RED and WHITE for road blocks, diversions etc.

https://www.nairaland.com/1858147/dumbest-rewards-ever-given-running

Look at the signature above you and describe the poster's state of health in one word..
E.g critical
mental
normal
famished etc.

This could be an opportunity for us to revisit those sentences that we were taught in school. All you have to do is to compare the poster above you with something...using the word 'as',
Lets have fun

(no poster above me sha)
so it goes like
'poster above' is as stubborn as a goat**

Dubby6: A knock...
Dat time, knock dey sweet me die

knock...? How weird! You must have been very stubborn then

As kids, we get compelled to run errands for grown ups, put special efforts towards achieving academic excellence or accomplishing a special task(which may appear extremely boring/tiring for grown ups).Some of these activities/tasks often come with incentives. Hence, we childishly 'sweat it out' in order to meet up with their demands and claim our rewards afterward.

Several years ago, the eldest of my brothers rewarded me with 5 spaghetti sticks for doing his laundry. As at then, it felt so special in my tiny hands that I had to go all around town showing them to my friends spaghetti was newly introduced to the market then anyway)

so, I'll like to ask, what is the dumbest reward ever given to you as a kid or that you'v ever given to a kid for accomplishing a task?
Let the fun begin!

Hmm...(Sighs)

Tremors nt earthquake...*

So sad

Had 236...almost cried! Got admitted anyway.

Liability: i must not pay. The guy that took me out must pay. Shikena

jeez! See as she dey paraaaa!

'Elysium' on my mind!

Pls, I need the help of nairalanders that have been in the buz. before, to enlighten me on the neccessary materials,machines(e.g laminating machine) & other things that may be required for a successful computing job enough for customer's satisfaction. Comprehensive submissions regarding their costs and durable models will be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

I sincerely appreciate your designs...pls can u design a logo for me too?
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here is my email address
demovitschools@yahoo.com