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 Jokes Etc › Re: I Want Nightnurse by OLAMIND1(m): 12:02am On Feb 10, 2009 |
all that gold is not glitters!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by OLAMIND1(m): 11:52pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
i love sanging sings! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section: - Chat Thread by OLAMIND1(m): 11:41pm On Feb 09, 2009 |
shit men! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by OLAMIND1(m): 11:47pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
yeh pa! oyan nla! |
| Romance › Re: Help! My Girlfriend Caught Me With Her Mother On Bed by OLAMIND1(m): 11:34pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
just see how you've disgraced yourself! omo oshi that thing between your legs are meant to be controlled! nevertheless, if we use one hand to beat a pikin na the second hand we go take beg am! if not because of the moderator, i would have called you a dog not an ordinary dog but a public dog! i guess you need to continue the relationship with the two of them and make sure you record all observations! We know that one day your name will enter guiness book of record and you will do us proud like nwankwo kanu! go and be successful in the game of bedmantics! |
| Autos › Re: 2005 Nissan Pathfinder Le 2wd by OLAMIND1(m): 11:21pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
how i wish i have some money! |
| Romance › Re: Madly In Love With A Nairalander by OLAMIND1(m): 11:14pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
What will you do assuming she's disabled |
| Forum Games › Re: ╚►When I Meet A 9ralander!◄╝ by OLAMIND1(m): 11:03pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
goodass:guy you no complete your statement! bcoz u be Asewo!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mama Jokes by OLAMIND1(m): 10:47pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
your mama's got a very red pussy_she lit the whole room with it(probably when there is an increase in fuel price) |
| Family › Re: How Do I Know What's In My Dad's Will? by OLAMIND1(m): 10:35pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
DONT TRY IT! knowing it will make you get Ph.D in Laziness besides, thats the easiest way to kill your dad! |
| Properties › Re: Who Repairs A Damaged Apartment? Landlord or Tenant? by OLAMIND1(m): 10:16pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
landlord of course! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: See Your Policemen (women) In Action (pics) by OLAMIND1(m): 10:14pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
guy! forget am a big boy! i no like to dey show myself! i get five cars, two bicycles and five houses only that na inside paper i draw everything! give me two years and i go convert am to something wey nairalandas go dey see with their 'korokoro' eyes |
| Food › Re: Indomie, Chikki Or O! Noodles: Which One Tastes Best? by OLAMIND1(m): 10:01pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
WHO TELL YOU SAY I BE "OMO AJE BUTTER"? COME! You need to re-draft that question so that i can find an answer! Anyway Spaghetti is the best!  1 Like |
| Food › Re: Mr Bigg's, Tantalizers Or Sweet Sensations: Which Is The Best? by OLAMIND1(m): 9:55pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
I guess you made a mistake! Maybe you actually wanted to ask me to choose between OLD BUKA and NEW BUKA both located at OAU IFE! the meals are mouth watering! |
| Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by OLAMIND1(m): 9:43pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
i never knew there are rhyming demons in the house! more 'ororo' to your head bones! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: See Your Policemen (women) In Action (pics) by OLAMIND1(m): 9:21pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
this is a folice not a police! i dont think she'll be able to pursue any thief with that kind of skirt! if i happen to drive by, and she stops me! i will not hesitate to stop. cos my waiting will not be a waste of time! why! because there will be enough films to watch, each time she bends to check my papers! |
| Health › Re: You Can Save Somebody By Readings this Information!!! by OLAMIND1(m): 9:08pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
i really have to inform my dad! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by OLAMIND1(m): 8:55pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
you will never stop making me laugh! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Did Not Die On The Cross. by OLAMIND1(m): 8:47pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
you are confusing me!!! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Nairaland Christian E-Fellowship by OLAMIND1(m): 8:41pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
Its not all about ideologies and its not all about religions, Its all about winning souls for my lord Jesus Christ! hallelujah!! |
| Romance › Re: My Ex Is Getting Married And It Hurts by OLAMIND1(m): 8:24pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
gave up good job in the UK  ?how sweet this 'love' can be!! if this is how love truly is, i guess i will never fall in love! infact i havent fell in love before self!!! |
| Romance › Re: How To Tell Your Girlfriend She Can't Cook? by OLAMIND1(m): 12:13pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
fery fery shimple! just eat your dinner before coming home everyday! she'll be worried and she'll try hard to know why you hardly eat her food |
| Education › Education by OLAMIND1(op): 9:08pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
EDUCATION EDUCATION IS LIKE A PUZZLE ESPECIALLY IN NIGRIAN SYSTEM FOR EXAMPLE TO GET IT IS A STRUGGLE AND THOSE THAT GET IT FALLS INTO TROUBLE THE PRIMARY EDUCATION IS IN A SHAMBLE THAT OF SECONDARY IS IS IN A JUMBLE UNIVERSITY EDUCATION IS IN A JUNGLE WHAT ELSE TO EXPECT FROM STUDENTS THAN TO FUMBLE AND YET WE WANT THE ECONOMY TO BUBBLE INSTEAD THE PROBLEMS WILL DOUBLE AND PILED UP FOR US IN BUNDLES EDUCATION AND ECONOMY ARE TWO YOUNG COUPLES THAT HAS TO BE CHERISHED AND CUDDLED EXCEPT WE FIND A WAY OUT BEFORE WE STUMBLE NIGERIAN STANDARD OF EDUCATION MAY CRUMBLE! OLAMIND, |
| Career › Re: Why Do Most Female Secretaries Sleep With Their Bosses? by OLAMIND1(m): 9:04pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
"its all about keeping my job" that's what you hear from most ladies! |
| Family › Re: Family Mealtimes: Do You Eat Together? by OLAMIND1(m): 8:36pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
its interesting eating together,,, but in my own case i eat with my family only in my thought! cos am far-far away from home! |
| Romance › Re: Single Men On Valentine's Day. . by OLAMIND1(m): 8:31pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
ANS: to ques. 5 they'll probably go dicking every ass they find! as for me am hermaphroditic! |
| Education › Re: Great Ife Freshers. Hook Up! by OLAMIND1(m): 6:11pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
Imagine a big boy like me sitting on the floor both at amphi and BOOC all because of lecture! Pls dont tell my mom that i have started sitting down on the floor cos she will beat me mercilessly! |
| Jokes Etc › Important Notice! by OLAMIND1(op): 10:50pm On Feb 03, 2009 |
All candidates for the just concluded year 2015/16 should pls submit their credentials for automatic matriculation into the higher school of learning. Mouth watering jobs will be given to those who apply, the following degrees will be awarded 1. B. sc special undies investigations 2. B. sc notorious ladies puller 3. Master of womanology! interested candidates should be prompt in response come one! come all! |
| Education › Re: At Last: I Made It! by OLAMIND1(op): 10:39pm On Feb 03, 2009 |
Guys dont mind me, its just my admission! my name came out in the "short four" list something i never expected Approximately 44 hours before the matriculation! OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY My dream varsity! GREAT IFE! |
