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PhonesRe: Which Is Better, Tecno N3 Or Tecno T3? by Olamyyde(op): 5:42pm On Feb 04, 2013
How are they not the same, is tecno N3 better
PhonesRe: Which Is Better, Tecno N3 Or Tecno T3? by Olamyyde(op): 7:41pm On Feb 03, 2013
Pls someone, answer
PhonesWhich Is Better, Tecno N3 Or Tecno T3? by Olamyyde(op): 9:06pm On Feb 02, 2013
I want to buy tecno n3 but one of my friends told me that n3 and t3 are the same. How true is this? As far as i know that both have the same screen resolution
some one should help me please
PhonesRe: RIM's upcoming flagship phone, Blackberry Z10 To Cost £480 (Approx. N119,000) by Olamyyde(m): 5:00pm On Jan 28, 2013
BB FANS DEY DULL THEMSELVES BIGTIME
*burns bb storm 2 and rushes to computer village to buy TECNO N3(ANDROID 2.3.5, can also be upgraded) for just 13k)
EntertainmentRe: An Open Letter To Cossy Orjiakor And Tonto Dikeh by Olamyyde(m): 3:57pm On Jan 17, 2013
By d time i was reading wat d op wrote, there were only 3 comments.
My question is how did a topic get to d frontpage wit only 3 comments, i tink either tonto has an ex which is a NL mod or tonto is paying seun
*calls minion, hades & redmosquito to burn d thread with burning sulphur, takes a knife and cuts tonto dike's hair and cossy's bosom, urinates on thread & leaves it burning to ashes*
GamingRe: What Is The Current Price Of Psp In Computer Village by Olamyyde(op): 11:30am On Jan 05, 2013
TopdownD, im talking about a psp itself, not the psp games
Nairaland GeneralRe: You Can Now See Nairalanders Who LIKES Your Posts! by Olamyyde(m): 8:21pm On Jan 04, 2013
LIKES- D only reason why some people comment on nairaland especially on frontpage. Also those trying to gain popularity e.ghow does this affect G, those that put senseless animations/gif only to get likes. I am still awaiting the day when likes will be removed from NL, probably 1st to comment morons would stop permanently
GamingWhat Is The Current Price Of Psp In Computer Village by Olamyyde(op): 7:08pm On Jan 04, 2013
I want to know the current price of psp in computer village. Either brand new or 2nd hand
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by Olamyyde(m):
@op, If u claim to be so smart, i dont know if u studied maths, but when we go to advanced engineering maths(do u know what i mean), even an emeritus cant say he knows everytin.
My question:
1, -5, 37, 6, . . .(what is d next no)
Christianity EtcDOES SANTA Exist(scientifically Speaking)??? by Olamyyde(op): 10:35pm On Dec 25, 2012
Reasons why santa can't exist:
1. No known species of reindeer that can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer (which only Santa has ever seen.)
2. There are 2 billion children(persons under 18) in the world. BUTsince Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total-378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical).This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept),we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4miles per second-a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that"flying reindeer" (seepoint #1) could pull TENTIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight,or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. Thisincreases the pay load-not even counting the weight of the sleigh-to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison-this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
5. 353,000 tons travelingat 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance-this will heat the reindeer up in the samefashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion: If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now
CelebritiesRe: 12 Hottest Nigerian Celebrity Women Of 2012 by Olamyyde(m): 5:18pm On Dec 24, 2012
WHERE IS TONTO DECAY, COSSY ORJIKAFOR, CHARLY BOY AND DENRELE
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Davido Watching Channel O When He Was 7 Years Old by Olamyyde(m): 5:02pm On Dec 24, 2012
Reasons why this made the front page:
1) specific nlanders are becoming more paranoid and demented everyday(probably because of d nigerian economy)
2) the op is on a diet of 1 square meal per day consisting of only gar*i(mods dont ban me) and dried toothpaste
3) the mod that put this on the FP is crazy about davido
4) sensible topics on nairaland are now invisible to mods
Foreign AffairsRe: Barack Obama Is Time Person Of The Year 2012. by Olamyyde(m): 2:01pm On Dec 20, 2012
Goodluck jonathan, most f*cked up and confused president of the year 2012
Nairaland GeneralRe: Describe Year 2012 In One Word by Olamyyde(m): 1:25am On Dec 20, 2012
Fuel-subsidistic
EducationRe: How Do You Motivate Yourself To Study? by Olamyyde(m): 6:51pm On Dec 19, 2012
When i rembember this scripture "brethren, do weary in well doing(studying), for in due time we shall reap(be successful) if we faint not (do not give up)", i stop watching tv and start reading again
Also, have a plan which is very important especially if u are in d university. Someone said "living your life without a plan is like watching tv with another person holding d remote control"
CareerRe: Which Course Will You Discourage Your Child From Studying? by Olamyyde(m): 5:35pm On Dec 19, 2012
i would never allow him study joblessness
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Nigerians Too Superstitious And Believe Too Much In Juju? by Olamyyde(m):
Minion: your crookedness[color=#770077][/color], why are educated nigerians superstitious
Hades: my useless minion, i have said it, and i will say it again. Most educated nigerians are intelligent fools who go to higher institutions to learn but cannot apply anything they learnt. They allow themselves to be enslaved by their political leaders or fake pastors who are uneducated themselves.
Imagine an educated wife who doesn't cook for her husband or disrespects him blaming evil spirits/demons for her husband marrying a 2nd wife.
Another example is a woman with her children in a house that would collaspe 5 minutes later. Her neighbours tell her to leave the house but she refuses saying "the blood of jesus will prevent the house from falling".
Nigerians should stop blaming spiritual/superstitious causes but should address the root cause of their problems which most times is themselves
HealthRe: Pigs Could Grow Human Organs 'by 2013' by Olamyyde(m):
Minion: ur retardness, pigs will have human organs in 2013
Hades: yea right, also dragons will have insect organs in 2013
red mosquito: mosquitoes will also have elephant organs
Car TalkRe: Under Inflated Tyres Are Highly Dangerous - Bridgestone GMM by Olamyyde(m): 4:41pm On Dec 03, 2012
Minion: ur retardness, inflated tyres are highly dangerous
Hades: minion, if i were u i wouldnt be bothered, this is old news in chemistry, inflated tyres are dangerous, well so are we
Christianity EtcRe: 6 Proofs Dat God Exists by Olamyyde(op): 10:20pm On Dec 02, 2012
Advocate666, pls kindly narrate d events dat turned u into a satanist
PoliticsRe: What Other Business Has Okada Ban Affected by Olamyyde(m): 12:12pm On Dec 01, 2012
D okada ban has affected the jobless businessmen& women the most
Christianity EtcRe: 6 Proofs Dat God Exists by Olamyyde(op): 2:13pm On Nov 29, 2012
neophyte007: @olamyyde,you have no right to call him a 'fool',and by the way,if you want to lead someone to christ,that is not the way to go about it.You are not setting a good example for we christians and those that may want to become christians, will certainly be discouraged by your outburst.
i didnt call him a fool, i only meant he was a fool on the condition dat he didnt believe, im sorry if i offended him
CelebritiesRe: Blasphemous Picture Of Obama As Jesus Christ Surfaces by Olamyyde(m): 1:26pm On Nov 29, 2012
Minion: ur foolishness, a blasphemous painting of obama with a thorn on his head has been made
Hades: minion, dont u learn frm history, christains reduce d populatiön of pple coming here on a daily basis, if it were muslims, they would have started protesting and bombing places increasing the people dat come to dis pit by 50,000 pple per second. Red mosquito what do u have to say about this
Red mosquito: ur scarfulness, how do u expect me to say anything wen some1 else is recording what we are saying
Christianity EtcRe: 6 Proofs Dat God Exists by Olamyyde(op):
advocate666: The equivalent of "we don't know so it must be god."
read dis, if u dont believe it den u are blind
http://realtruth.org/articles/070601-006-teog.html
besides u are a satanist, if u believe dat satan exists, u must believe dat God exists also
CareerRe: Motivational Speaker Zig Ziglar Is Dead! by Olamyyde(m): 12:32am On Nov 29, 2012
Zig ziglar is more dan a motivational speaker. One of his quotes dat changed my life is “People often say motivation doesn’t last. Neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily"
his death once again shows dat at ur death, the wealth u have doesn't matter, d cars/jets don't matter but rather d impact u have made and d fulfilling of ur purpose
RIP not in pieces
Christianity Etc6 Proofs Dat God Exists by Olamyyde(op): 6:36pm On Nov 28, 2012
CelebritiesRe: Who Looks Better Bald: Beyonce or Britney Spears? by Olamyyde(m): 10:31pm On Nov 16, 2012
I think tonto dike
Christianity EtcRe: I Spent 23 Minutes In Hell by Olamyyde(m): 7:05pm On Nov 15, 2012
@op, d best way to tell people about Jesus is not to tell them about hell first. It creates fear-christians dominated by fear. Are u sure that what u experienced wasnt a vision, if not, how come everyone that goes to hell cant come out. The only person in the bible dat has gone to hell and has come out is Jesus. Wat about d rapture, ur topic implies dat every sinner who dies will go to hell immediately, what of the saints that are sleeping in their graves waitin for the day of resurrection. I've heared many so called real stories about hell, but these stories put the hearers into d bondage of fear not deliverance
Christianity EtcRe: I Spent 23 Minutes In Hell by Olamyyde(m): 7:05pm On Nov 15, 2012
@op, d best way to tell people about Jesus is not to tell them about hell. It creates fear-christians dominated by fear. Are u sure that what u experienced wasnt a vision, if not, how come everyone that goes to hell cant come out. The only person in the bible dat has gone to hell and has come out is Jesus. Wat about d rapture, ur topic implies dat every sinner who dies will go to hell immediately, what of the saints that are sleeping in their graves waitin for the day of resurrection. I've heared many so called real stories about hell, but these stories put the hearers into d bondage of fear not deliverance
PoliticsRe: QUALITY OF ROADS: Nigeria Ranks 120th Out Of 142 Countries by Olamyyde(m): 4:54pm On Nov 15, 2012
Redmosquito: Minion: Ur Wickedness! What do you have to say about this?
Hades: There is nothing to be said, young one. Nigeria has bribed her way out of last position that's all undecided
Minion: Oh my god! shocked
BORING
PoliticsRe: QUALITY OF ROADS: Nigeria Ranks 120th Out Of 142 Countries by Olamyyde(m): 4:53pm On Nov 15, 2012
Redmosquito: Minion: Ur Wickedness! What do you have to say about this?
Hades: There is nothing to be said, young one. Nigeria has bribed her way out of last position that's all undecided
Minion: Oh my god! shocked
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