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Lauretta Onochie is a man, bro. She's just a man

papalsbuIl:
guy ngeneukwenu no be laureata

ngeneukwenu is a man

The government keeps going low

Paul is the Psquare we know. His singles make waves and are played everywhere, like Nke ji ke, Fire fire, etc. I didn't even need to download them as they are always on the airwaves.

Continue licking Lola's a55, fool!

TonyeBarcanista:
NDA are hustlers and are looking for Amnesty/negotiations etc. it is all business. It has nothing to do with Jonathan or Ijaws.

Ijaw is fully part of Nigeria project, we don't give a damn about you people bigoted and bitter way of doing things.

As for Jonathan, though I campaigned for him, I still criticise him when I'm convinced he errs. In fact, my Ijaw brothers know that and I don't hide it.

We arnt driven by bitterness.... Kanu need your sympathy bro...

What concerns KANU with the rubbish you are writing. What makes you think denigrating KANU will lift your rating? Why not face who is facing you? Since you started doing your rubbish to appease your slave masters, where has it taken you? Stop being childish for Christ's sake

Thank Gid for Buhari's cluelessness.

Where is Aisha Haliburton Buhari, when you need her most

Nobody is a saint here. Imagine a small clinic stocking drugs and dispensing without any professional guide? A pharmacist too diagnoses and treats without recourse to the supposed professionals.

If every hospital will operate by diagnosing and sending their prescriptions to pharmacies for dispensary, no pharmacist would like to go through the rigours of diagnosis and prescription. They will gladly wait for prescriptions, to dispense. ...talking about private clinics and community pharmacies, you know.

The problem with Nigeria is regulations. Just force every idiot to stay on his lane, let's move ahead

Who get the gist, make e helep me?

Terrible

Listen to fools at your own peril

shinarambo1:
linda cashed in on the girl's predicament. She drew traffic to her blog so that she can buy more expensive handbags and shoes.

Hater. God pls continue to bless Linda, at the expense of her haters. She will continue to grow in wealth, while her haters will continue to slip into penury, till they end up in IDP camp, Amen.

Izonpikin:
i hope my yoruba brothers don hear am...ona dey waste ona time dey support buhari...serious waste of time...

Waste of time from the people of south w.aste. Just joking, don't quote me

yanshDoctor:
what a nice and great article with most important and valid point raised. and lastly it was well written.

I will need to employed this original poster for my magazine publishing. how will I contact you.

lalasticlala, seun



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Just click the source

hucienda:
This is a frank assessment and well written article.

Lalasticlala, you know what to do.

This will not smell front page o, but one poorly written article of about 20 lines, from one zombie on Facebook, stating why she would not apologize for foisting the Daura President on us was balancing on front page. It is a shame really, when such is perpetrated by those claiming to be against seccessionists. SMH

nicedas:
inflated GDP that relies mostly on it super structure and not the base? The already shut down almajiri school? The provision of dollars to the ibo petty traders to import tooth picks just to give value to the naira? 14 mini secondary school called university? That drunkard left a very fragile economy build on propaganda

This article is actually meant for the initiated, and not illiterates from Idah

WARNING!
Not for lazy readers and zombies

In Defense Of Goodluck Jonathan

First, let me make one thing very clear here. I did not support GEJ during the last election, not because he was not better than the other bad news from daura but because despite his very good record as a democrat and a gentleman president plus his excellent economic achievements, I still considered him too weak and not competent enough to deserve my vote especially after the insensitive manner he treated the immigration job tragedy. I was at the national stadium. I saw my friend die in the stampede. When Jonathan refused to sack anybody for the job scam and the avoidable deaths that followed, I immediately knew the gods and the spirit of my dead friend would not forgive me if I gave this man my vote as insignificant as it was. I never made any post nor comment in support of GEJ during the electioneering campaign. But in all these, I never lost sight of the fact that mentioning the name GEJ and Buhari in the same sentence with a view to comparing them remained a moral tragedy.

This article is borne out of a sincere desire not to sit back and watch morally bankrupt men twist history and destroy an innocent man with devilish lies. Having said these, let me come to the reason why I'm here.
Undiluted, unadulterated, crude hate for Jonathan as a person and the desire to ensure his name is never associated with anything good is one thing every APC member and Buhari supporter have in common.
This common characteristic is so strong...too strong, even! Matter of fact, it is stronger than the feeling of kinship that bind marijuana smokers together. If you are 'a ganja man', you will understand my drift here.

Whether they belong to the Saraki faction, Tinubu faction, Buhari faction or even the latter day wailer-wanna-be faction, this common trait is the power house of all their activities the exact way the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
When you hear the APC tell you that the 16 years of PDP government is the cause of all our woes today, it is not the PDP they want you to blame, it is not even Obasanjo who ruled for 8 solid years and is now the APC navigator-in-chief, it is Jonathan who was in power just for 5 years they want to incite you against.

If you don't believe me, ask yourself how come over 70% of all those holding public offices under APC today are ex-members of the PDP? Check all the ministers, governors, NASS members etc, over 70% of them left the PDP and were welcomed into the APC with an open arm and a baptism which washed away their sins and turned them to saints.
If the APC strongly believe the PDP destroyed Nigeria, why welcome the same people into their party? Does this make any sense? Or is it just the acronym "PDP" that is the problem? Their target is GEJ.

If not hate, why would anyone claim that Jonathan ran the most corrupt government in Nigeria history?? Do these guys think we all have amnesia?? So if we keep quite so as not to be accused of being paid by Jonathan or the PDP, these children of 'Liar Muhammed' will just alter history before our very eyes? So we have suddenly forgotten Abacha so soon?? Have we forgotten that all the monies Dasuki is accused of sharing is not up to half of the very first set of stolen money recovered as Abacha loot, the same Abacha-thieving-government their mini god; Buhari not only served under but vehemently defended and even swore by the seven gods that he didn't steal a dime. This is even as billions of dollars (not naira) of the loot has continued to be returned to Nigeria.

Have we suddenly forgotten the OBJs, the IBBs, the Abdulsalamis, the Buharis, the Gowons etc who ran under the military system of govt where there is no form of transparency? Or, they just selected only Jonathan's government for probe and concluded it was the most corrupt? Which one did they compare it with or has it not occurred to them that for a thing to be adjudged the worst, it must have been compared with other things??
These other men including the late Sani Abacha ruled the country with decree and looted as they wanted but it is Jonathan who was in power for just 5 years that is the biggest thief in Nigeria history Chai! Little wonder, these lying liars were able to twist history and sell the calamity called Buhari to Nigerians.

First, they lied that Jonathan bought no single weapon for the military to prosecute the war on terror. When this lie could no longer stick, they amended it and claimed he actually bought some weapon but that they were substandard and were all backfiring and killing soldiers who were supposed to use them to fight boko haram. When Nigerians queried which weapon the APC government used to achieve 'technical victory' over boko haram since the ones acquired by Jonathan were all fake, the lying minister of information; Lai Muhammed contradicted himself again by admitting the Jonathan govt bought some good military hardware but that the prices were hugely exaggerated. Na one government dey churn out all those wicked puerile lies ooo.
Meanwhile, we all saw the newly acquired military hardwares the GEJ administration secured from Russian after the U.S and her allies refused selling us weapon as a result of petition written to them in which El-rufai, Murtala Nyako (ex-Adamawa state governor) and some Northern/APC leaders accused GEJ of using the military to reduce the population of the North under the guise of fighting Boko haram. And we all witnessed as our soldiers used those weapons to liberate all our territories held by boko haram and sent the terrorists disguising as females to escape their superior firepower. Nigerians were all hash-tagging ‪#‎NeverAgain‬ as the military were combing the Sambisa forest in search of the boko haram boys.

All these happened a little over a year ago. We could't have forgotten, could we?
We have also not forgotten that the boko boys were able to regroup immediately Buhari came to power because he (Buhari) dismantled all military roadblocks set up purposely to checkmate their activities. We are not unaware of the fact that the same people hellbent on blaming Jonathan even for the 1914 almagamation hailed that ill-adviced move.
Another lie they've come up with is that GEJ caused our current economic woes by allowing those who served under him loot the treasury.

This is a very big lie and here is why: Corruption alone don't kill an economy. Else, our economy would have died a long time ago because they've always been corruption in the system right from the very first post-independence govt of Nnamdi Azikiwe and Tafawa Balewa. Leaders of every military coup have always cited corruption as the reason for their intervention. There was systemic corruption during GEJ's era just as there has always been systemic corruption but the big question is:

How come the only two times Nigeria has gone into recession was in1984 when Muhammadu Buhari was in power and 2016 when the same Muhammadu Buhari is in power again?? Despite all the looting in Abacha govt, Nigeria didn't go into recession. Despite all the looting by all the other military rulers, we didn't go into recession. The only two times was 3 decades ago and now.....all under thesame Buhari. Haba! Even if you are incapable of any sort of intelligent reasoning, you should be able to figure this one out at least

Let's even look at the two reasons advanced by IMF as the reasons for the recession:
1) Plunging oil revenue as a result of the crises in the Niger Delta which is the location of the oil the economy is heavily depended on
2) Weakened investors confidence in the country/economy.
It is on record that barely two weeks after being sworn in as president, Buhari resurrected the Niger Delta crises by bombing the region, cutting the amnesty budget drastically and terminating the oil pipeline given to the ex-militants. The rush with which those actions were taken tend to suggest that public interest was the last thing on the president's mind. In addition, Buhari went to America and made it clear he would discriminate against those who didn't give him 97% of their vote.

Whatever lies we chose to believe, we must not forget that these reckless ill-conceived actions of president Buhari were hugely responsible for the current crises in the Niger Delta which has led to plunging oil revenue blamed as one of the reasons for the recession.
Weakened investors confidence: When Buhari took over from GEJ, rather than hit the ground running, he abandoned not just the economy but the entire country. He left the whole country on autopilot. No government in place, no minister, no economic direction. No nothing! For over 6 months. Six whole months! Now tell me, if you were an investor looking for where to invest your money, would you invest in such an economy?? Would you??
After every election, investors always wait for the new government to reel out her economic policy to enable them consider their chances of getting favourable return should they invest in such an economy. These guys are businessmen, not some bunch of "money miss road". Buhari single handedly weakened their confidence by leaving the entire country and the economy on autopilot for over six months.
Is this even debatable??

How exactly did Jonathan cause our current economic woes??
Even if we must lie to ourselves, how can we believe our own lies??
He (Buhari) complained he met a treasury that was almost empty which is a lie because a man who met a virtually empty treasury would not start building a helipad in his hometown in daura. Such a man would not start traveling all over the world in company of governors from his APC party.

Jonathan had one of the best economic team. What Buhari have in place of economic team is a bunch of sycophants who are mostly lawyers like the V.P, the national planning minister, the president's chief of staff who are all lawyers by profession and the trade and investment minister who is a medical doctor. The economists in the so called economic advisory team are not up to 4. Please don't take my word for it. Do your own research.

The over six months Buhari wasted before forming his govt, the fact that he doesn't have a competent economic team and his reckless action in bombing the Niger Delta, the reckless manner he terminated the oil pipeline contract which was part of the amnesty deal with the militants and slashing the amnesty budget were the main reasons why our economy went south. Jonathan didn't cause all these, did he?

Now, let us even assume that Jonathan looted everything, did he loot Buhari's brain and his economic management abilities?? Did he??
Isn't it 15 months already? Is 15 months not long enough for citizens to start feeling the impact of a government headed by a man who spent 12 solid years begging for the job and promising that he had studied all our problems and was already to solve them all if only we would elect him president

Jonathan is human. He is no saint. He has his faults but he was a democrat. As president, he was a perfect gentleman. When he was stoned in Bauchi, he ran and was whisked away by his security details. None of those Bauchi-stone throwing boys were even arrested but under Buhari, an ordinary army chief killed hundreds of people for blocking his convoy.
Jonathan conceded defeat to Buhari in the 2015 election but in 2011 when he ran under a little known newly formed CPC, Buhari rejected the election result and incited his followers into killing hundreds of innocent Nigeria including youth corpers.

Jonathan had plans. He was slow but he did have plans, some of which we are already seeing.
The worst enemy Jonathan had was his media team. They were completely useless. These hopelessly incompetent bunch failed to bring most of GEJ achievements in the open. But those achievements are still there. Person Wey Dey Cry Still Dey See Road.

Let me just end this with this free piece of advice to my APC brethren:
The best way to defend a govt that is 15 months old in office is by reeling out its achievements, not by blaming the government before it. Buhari was not voted in as president just so he could spend the whole tenure telling us who and who caused our problem. We already know those who caused our problems and Buhari is one of them. He was voted in because he promised he had the solutions.

Enough of the blame game and Jonathan bashing. Even if you must blame Jonathan, you don't have to lie against him. It is morally reprehensible.
Less I forget, Jonathan paid me 2billion dollars to write this, so don't bother accusing me of being paid.
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chemicalDisease:
Even if Aishahaliburton don't want to go USA

She should visit their neighbours
Mexico or Canada

Even Bahamas

Somebody that faints at the sight of US embassy? She frets at the sight or mention anything America. Be it south America or anything with the name nor sound America,Moshe will kill herself, instead of committing suicide

omogin:
Exactly

They are just issuing threats here and there , as if Nigeria belongs to them.

nobsalis:
Nairaland na English class ne??
If we go through your SSCE result now maybe na pass or F9 u get for d English self.

Who knows this thing, please?

While Dino dared the brown toothed Lioness of Bourdillon by walking right into his bedroom, to make real his threat, Aisha has been developing fever at the sight of anything America, ranging from their embassy to their flag. Going to the US could just be an express heart attack to our dear [/s]first lady[s] wife of the president

naijaking1:
So sad!
Hopefully, Hadiza will give her something to help her feed her kids!

Hahaha! You bad gaan! Like a messenger in her esteemed office? It won't be a bad idea

Lie Muhammed infected anything that has to do with Buhari's government.

Even BBC knows that Buhari is a dullard

The woman think say she sharp. I mean that the scammer Ezekwesili has been scammed big time.

Joarams:
So you know. Tell that to the Americans or even the British people (esp Scots) that you know their grammar better. Exposure is a cure for ignorance.

Methinks you are worse than the guy I quoted. This is not about grammar and f** off my mention

aaronson:
Lol, This guy is so funny, Maybe he's still in the euphoria of happiness after regaining freedom.

Mr FFK, If you were really innocent with idibia to prove, You would sue EFCC for libel and assassination of character but No! You not even thinking of that, Instead you got on social media to air cheap talk that would only be bought by the gullibles because if really you was innocent the EFCC wouldn't have no proof to have kept you behind bars.

I also advice you to mind what you post on social media, it could be used against you during count proceedings/legislation.

Is FFK responsible for your poor (education) grammar? I hate it when people claim to know , in the ocean of ignorance.

aressssa:
When your brother Joe Igbokwe say your losers hate and hate for nothing, you losers dey foam for mouth....

With all your support for mediocrity, I am yet to see any improvement . In Nigeria of today, losers are those who sold Buhari to us as a Messiah, only to be confronted with the highest level of cluelessness. When will your master-slave relationship with your super masters stop?

omenka:
It is so unfortunate. This has got to be the height of madness!! Thank God she's getting served on her own thread.

What epic nonsense.

Just look at her diction and you can tell she must have re-sat english language a dozen times in WAEC before they eventually got tired of seeing her name and letting her go out of pity.

Many fools on this thread can't even differentiate between the op and dimmieprincess. Look at what hate has reduced you to. It really sucks to be from a place where a cock cannot crow because of Fulani marauders, but yet run around social network forums looking for how to insult a tribe that gives no hoot about low lifers. Mchew!!

Ok