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Politics / Re: Happening Now...4 Million Troop To The Streets; Nnamdi Kanu Expected To Arrive by olanikeh: 1:47pm On Sep 21, 2017
Buhari should just let these people go, since peace is one language they don't understand. .


Hope this doesn't get bloody

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Education / Re: 92% Will Fail This Simple Test (photo) by olanikeh: 4:32pm On Sep 20, 2017
festuzinic:
its 33

Correct

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Career / Re: You want that JOB?? Come In Now!! (50% Off On All Training) by olanikeh: 6:05pm On Sep 19, 2017
iihtlagos:


please send a mail to marketing@iihtng.com

Someone would reply you

Seen thanks
Career / Re: You want that JOB?? Come In Now!! (50% Off On All Training) by olanikeh: 11:23pm On Sep 13, 2017
Just seeing this your post now, few questions below
1 can I still register
2 the discount
3 how much does it cost
4 the payment method
Reply please
Business / Re: Pepsi-Cola War Disrupts Market by olanikeh: 6:39pm On Sep 13, 2017
Coca-Cola or nothing for me
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Wins As He Knocks Out Conor Mcgregor In The 10th Round (Pics) by olanikeh: 10:28am On Aug 27, 2017
GenBuhari:
not a surprise .

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by olanikeh: 4:16pm On Aug 12, 2017
ToyosiR:



Baarakallaahu laka fil-mawhoobi laka, wa shakartal-waahiba , wa balagha 'ashuddahu, wa ruziqta birrahu.

May Allah bless you with His gift to you , and may you (the new parent) give thanks, may the child reach the maturity of years , and may you be granted its righteousness .

Ameen

Jazakum Lah Kaeran sis
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by olanikeh: 6:35am On Aug 12, 2017
BA! Forzarush just delivered a baby boy at the early hours of today! Fortune and his Mum are fine.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Nigeria Plc Is Recruiting For HORECA Manager by olanikeh: 11:32am On Jul 30, 2017
FengChui:



Sorry, you can't. You need to pay attention to details, you can do well by checking your spellings before you post.


Thanks for the correction
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Nigeria Plc Is Recruiting For HORECA Manager by olanikeh: 9:14pm On Jul 28, 2017
Wish I can apply with my one year experience, I met all other criteria.

Let me try jare who knows
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Invitation On Aptitude Test From Global Manpower Limited by olanikeh: 7:31am On Nov 01, 2016
Cherry89:
Please who did the first interview in Glo this October has anyone been invited for the second interview?

So I heard some people got an invite for this week, my first was this month too
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Invitation On Aptitude Test From Global Manpower Limited by olanikeh: 12:15pm On Oct 12, 2016
I just got an invite for interview yesterday, who else ? I wrote the test in june
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Wife And Children Of Yinka Qaudri by olanikeh: 6:14pm On Jul 10, 2016
Mind you he has sons too



Watch AGBOMABIWON, a new movie to see his son who is also an actor (a police officer)
Muyiwa Quadri

Islam for Muslims / Re: Nairaland Ramadan Iftaar 2016 by olanikeh: 1:38pm On Jun 10, 2016
ATTENDANCE
6.Olanike
Sports / Re: 5 Things About Muhammad Ali You Probably Never Knew by olanikeh: 10:21pm On Jun 04, 2016
DeltaOil:

It's a pity he died as a moslem.
As we all know that Mohammed himself said he does not know what will happen to
both he himself "mohammed" & his followers, hence they won't make heaven.

Sura 46:9
"I am not something original among the messengers, NOR DO I KNOW WHAT WILL BE DONE WITH ME OR WITH YOU(MUSLIMS)."




What version of the Qur'an do you read/use?
Ok that nonsense you quoted is wrong, here is what it says
Surah Al-Ahqaf, Verse 9:
قُلْ مَا كُنتُ بِدْعًا مِّنَ الرُّسُلِ وَمَا أَدْرِي مَا يُفْعَلُ بِي وَلَا بِكُمْ إِنْ أَتَّبِعُ إِلَّا مَا يُوحَىٰ إِلَيَّ وَمَا أَنَا إِلَّا نَذِيرٌ مُّبِينٌ

Say (O Muhammad SAW):"I am not a new thing among the Messengers (of Allah) (i.e. I am not the first Messenger) nor do I know what will be done with me or with you. I only follow that which is revealed to me, and I am but a plain warner."
(English - Mohsin Khan)

via iQuran

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Family / Re: Man, Pregnant Wife, Daughter Suffocate In Apartment (photo) by olanikeh: 8:13pm On Jun 01, 2016
This looks suspicious, and everyone surrounding them is a suspect.
Police should carry out a thorough investigation about it.

Innah Lilahi Wa'Innah lilaeh Rajiun!
Literature / Re: Tormented by olanikeh: 6:56am On May 19, 2016
Happy birthday pweetie, Have fun!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Invitation On Aptitude Test From Global Manpower Limited by olanikeh: 8:05am On May 11, 2016
Cherry89:
I have a friend day wrote the aptitude test with me she was invited for interview last week Tues she said they were just 11

Please when did you write the test??
Education / Economists' In The House, Urgently Need Answers!! by olanikeh: 6:37am On May 08, 2016
My kid brother was given this assignment in school, to the economist in the house I need a reply cos he is to submit tomorrow!!!

Nigeria has been experiencing inflation for more than a decade, analyse the inflation rate on consumer goods in Nigeria between 2006 to 2016.


Nairalanders, your contributions will be appreciated

@Seun, Lalasticlala good morning Sirs wink
Help do the needful
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Invitation On Aptitude Test From Global Manpower Limited by olanikeh: 12:22am On May 08, 2016
Shazam1077:
@Olanikeh, another issue is that of Cherry89, his/her friend was called for an interview, but he/she didn't update us about the time his/her said friend took the test.

Thanks for the insight
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Invitation On Aptitude Test From Global Manpower Limited by olanikeh: 5:49pm On May 07, 2016
Shazam1077:
Another April 23rd candidate in the house. From previous posts on this forum, especially guys that did theirs early march, cbt results takes 14/15 days. Anything beyond this Sun/Monday na Fire-Alarm

This your post gave me shock!

Hmmm
Literature / Re: Do You Know Gbolagun? by olanikeh: 5:47pm On May 07, 2016
tdemo:
mention me when next u have another story ... nice one.... but I fink season 2 or part 2 of this work would have been nice

nikkybeez:
Alright sire i will, season2? Probably. Much thanks here.

Will like to read your next story my sake cheesy

Great job dear
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Invitation On Aptitude Test From Global Manpower Limited by olanikeh: 12:35pm On May 03, 2016
Told my coz that work with Glo to make enquiry for me, till now am yet to get a feedback from them. Maybe all passed the test cheesy
Celebrities / Re: LIB Exclusive: How Teebillz Nearly Killed Himself This Morning by olanikeh: 7:50pm On Apr 28, 2016
kudoxs:
why do people beg someone not to commit suicide, let him jump off the bridge and burn in hell for taking a life he can't create.

Hmmm, this your advice tho

Some people can't handle depression the same way so people can't handle insult.

Ebi loman pawa bakana, oro ama dunwa jura lo!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Invitation On Aptitude Test From Global Manpower Limited by olanikeh: 5:00pm On Apr 25, 2016
Patiently waiting for update about the same

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Invitation On Aptitude Test From Global Manpower Limited by olanikeh: 8:55am On Apr 23, 2016
ahmg001:
u re dea already? Pls wen re u scheduled to write d test (time)

Yes am there now

The details are as follows;
Date: Saturday, April 23rd , 2016
Time: 9am
Venue: Audax Solution Limited, Plot 24 Adebisi Ogunniyi Crescent, Off 3rd Roundabout (Ikate), Lekki-Epe
Expressway, Lekki.

About to start
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Invitation On Aptitude Test From Global Manpower Limited by olanikeh: 8:36am On Apr 23, 2016
For those that attend/did the test yesterday how was it??

Some of us just got to the venue today preparing to write the test
Islam for Muslims / Re: Reflect! Shared As Received by olanikeh: 4:40pm On Apr 14, 2016
- If you can’t pray in an outfit like that - don’t wear it.

- If you wouldn’t want to die in a place like that - don’t go there.

- If you wouldn’t want to be resurrected doing that action - don’t do it.

- If you wouldn’t want those to be your last words - don’t say it.

- If you don’t want to be standing with them on the day of judgement - then don't join them....stay clear.

#Reflect
Islam for Muslims / Reflect! Shared As Received by olanikeh: 3:37pm On Apr 12, 2016


MESSAGE..


®She's not properly dressed, no hijab, no scarf, instead of you to preach to her, you are shouting "WOW!!! you look sexy.... Brother u are part of the problem.

®Rasulullah (saw) said "if you know what I know, you'll laugh less and cry more"does that ring a bell in our head? do we have to see b4 we believe? Pls repent pha.

® I want to have money, I want to marry a beautiful wife, I want marry a handsome guy, I want to buy a nice car, I want to build a big house, is that all we think about? We will all die & leave all these. Walahi...

® You think regret is when u did not marry the man u wanted, or did not study d course u liked? NO! Regret is you reaching the grave without enough good deeds" # Subhanallah

®Rich, poor, pretty, ugly, slim, fat, literate, illiterate, white, black, ustaz, pastor, player, King, slave, PDP, APC, DEATH does not care who u are, when its time, you are going"

® Someone is dead & you are alive, someone is sick & u are healthy, someone is lost & you are guided, why then are u sad coz someone is rich & you are poor? why are you ungrateful?

®Oh boy! Oh baby!! see Benz, Chai see house, damn! see that babe" Bros the world is just a play & illusion, its beauty doesn't last, don't be carried away, seek Jannah" pha...

®On Qiyamah, people will be naked, but the fear of judgement will not allow u look, have that fear now and stop asking, uploading or downloading nude pics...

®Haba! Qiyamah still far na, because Dajjal never come, Mahdi never show up, Jesus too, even gog and magog. I go Repent before then. Abi Bro/$is, if you die tonight your judgement has started. #Repent!

®She wasn't your wife, you had sex with her, she became pregnant, you made her abort. Illegal relationship + Zina + murder, Iwo nikan tan " Inu e den ndun...... Moti jeshe omo yen nw... Bro better repent pha

®Body no be firewood " Seriously? Is that why you commit zina? You no know say na de same body dem go carry do firewood 4 hell? Don't allow yours to be among. #Repent.

®Did I pass maths & English? What's ur jamb score? U graduate with 1st class? Haba! Those are the only things u care about? He memorised Qur'an. Do u

®Anyone who ain't your husband and wanna have sex with you walai! he's ur enemy, his love is fake, no true love will want u 2 go 2 hell and miss Jannah.

®Maazaa! Guy how far! Chairmo! What's up Bro! How far na! What's all these? Are these the Islamic way of greetings? What's wrong with Assalamu alaikum? #Repent.

®Some men disrespecting their wives in front of their friends, What's dat? What r u trying 2 prove? That you're in control? Sannu remote control. #Repent.

®Drive your mom go market, u go dey vex, but u Sabi do ajayi driver 4 girl from morning till night. Better #Repent.

®You never shed tears even once while reciting Holy Qur'an but Films dey make u cry, Hmmm check your Iman

®Eye liner, eye shadow, mascara, lip stick, concealer, blusher. powder, if u like do plastic surgery, if your heart is bad, you're deadly ugly.

®You'll finish your runs when it's time 2 marry you'll start searching for holy girl, Bros good women are for good men, if u carry holy girl, wetin holy man go marry #Repent.

®Allah can change you from Ajebota to Ajepako, it's all test of life, don't let your Ajebota life make u forget Allah, always remember Him & thank Him.

®If u'r not ready u can postpone your wedding date, graduation date, election date, but u can never postpone your death date, always be ready

®U feel depressed, instead of u 2 recite Qur'an or pray 2 rak'at n, u carry earpiece dey listing 2 Lil Wayne, Davido, wizkid, they needs help too, seek Allah alone. #Repent!

®If you don't respect your parents, your life go bend, and you might end up in hell. #Repent!

®We are just striving & hoping for this world, we don't know our fate, yet we sleep all night. Rasulullah (SAW) was promised Jannah yet he stood at night 4 salah till his feet got swollen.
MESSAGE..


®She's not properly dressed, no hijab, no scarf, instead of you to preach to her, you are shouting "WOW!!! you look sexy.... Brother u are part of the problem.

®Rasulullah (saw) said "if you know what I know, you'll laugh less and cry more"does that ring a bell in our head? do we have to see b4 we believe? Pls repent pha.

® I want to have money, I want to marry a beautiful wife, I want marry a handsome guy, I want to buy a nice car, I want to build a big house, is that all we think about? We will all die & leave all these. Walahi...

® You think regret is when u did not marry the man u wanted, or did not study d course u liked? NO! Regret is you reaching the grave without enough good deeds" # Subhanallah

®Rich, poor, pretty, ugly, slim, fat, literate, illiterate, white, black, ustaz, pastor, player, King, slave, PDP, APC, DEATH does not care who u are, when its time, you are going"

® Someone is dead & you are alive, someone is sick & u are healthy, someone is lost & you are guided, why then are u sad coz someone is rich & you are poor? why are you ungrateful?

®Oh boy! Oh baby!! see Benz, Chai see house, damn! see that babe" Bros the world is just a play & illusion, its beauty doesn't last, don't be carried away, seek Jannah" pha...

®On Qiyamah, people will be naked, but the fear of judgement will not allow u look, have that fear now and stop asking, uploading or downloading nude pics...

®Haba! Qiyamah still far na, because Dajjal never come, Mahdi never show up, Jesus too, even gog and magog. I go Repent before then. Abi Bro/$is, if you die tonight your judgement has started. #Repent!

®She wasn't your wife, you had sex with her, she became pregnant, you made her abort. Illegal relationship + Zina + murder, Iwo nikan tan " Inu e den ndun...... Moti jeshe omo yen nw... Bro better repent pha

®Body no be firewood " Seriously? Is that why you commit zina? You no know say na de same body dem go carry do firewood 4 hell? Don't allow yours to be among. #Repent.

®Did I pass maths & English? What's ur jamb score? U graduate with 1st class? Haba! Those are the only things u care about? He memorised Qur'an. Do u

®Anyone who ain't your husband and wanna have sex with you walai! he's ur enemy, his love is fake, no true love will want u 2 go 2 hell and miss Jannah.

®Maazaa! Guy how far! Chairmo! What's up Bro! How far na! What's all these? Are these the Islamic way of greetings? What's wrong with Assalamu alaikum? #Repent.

®Some men disrespecting their wives in front of their friends, What's dat? What r u trying 2 prove? That you're in control? Sannu remote control. #Repent.

®Drive your mom go market, u go dey vex, but u Sabi do ajayi driver 4 girl from morning till night. Better #Repent.

®You never shed tears even once while reciting Holy Qur'an but Films dey make u cry, Hmmm check your Iman

®Eye liner, eye shadow, mascara, lip stick, concealer, blusher. powder, if u like do plastic surgery, if your heart is bad, you're deadly ugly.

®You'll finish your runs when it's time 2 marry you'll start searching for holy girl, Bros good women are for good men, if u carry holy girl, wetin holy man go marry #Repent.

®Allah can change you from Ajebota to Ajepako, it's all test of life, don't let your Ajebota life make u forget Allah, always remember Him & thank Him.

®If u'r not ready u can postpone your wedding date, graduation date, election date, but u can never postpone your death date, always be ready

®U feel depressed, instead of u 2 recite Qur'an or pray 2 rak'at n, u carry earpiece dey listing 2 Lil Wayne, Davido, wizkid, they needs help too, seek Allah alone. #Repent!

®If you don't respect your parents, your life go bend, and you might end up in hell. #Repent!

®We are just striving & hoping for this world, we don't know our fate, yet we sleep all night. Rasulullah (SAW) was promised Jannah yet he stood at night 4 salah till his feet got swollen.
MESSAGE..


®She's not properly dressed, no hijab, no scarf, instead of you to preach to her, you are shouting "WOW!!! you look sexy.... Brother u are part of the problem.

®Rasulullah (saw) said "if you know what I know, you'll laugh less and cry more"does that ring a bell in our head? do we have to see b4 we believe? Pls repent pha.

® I want to have money, I want to marry a beautiful wife, I want marry a handsome guy, I want to buy a nice car, I want to build a big house, is that all we think about? We will all die & leave all these. Walahi...

® You think regret is when u did not marry the man u wanted, or did not study d course u liked? NO! Regret is you reaching the grave without enough good deeds" # Subhanallah

®Rich, poor, pretty, ugly, slim, fat, literate, illiterate, white, black, ustaz, pastor, player, King, slave, PDP, APC, DEATH does not care who u are, when its time, you are going"

® Someone is dead & you are alive, someone is sick & u are healthy, someone is lost & you are guided, why then are u sad coz someone is rich & you are poor? why are you ungrateful?

®Oh boy! Oh baby!! see Benz, Chai see house, damn! see that babe" Bros the world is just a play & illusion, its beauty doesn't last, don't be carried away, seek Jannah" pha...

®On Qiyamah, people will be naked, but the fear of judgement will not allow u look, have that fear now and stop asking, uploading or downloading nude pics...

®Haba! Qiyamah still far na, because Dajjal never come, Mahdi never show up, Jesus too, even gog and magog. I go Repent before then. Abi Bro/$is, if you die tonight your judgement has started. #Repent!

®She wasn't your wife, you had sex with her, she became pregnant, you made her abort. Illegal relationship + Zina + murder, Iwo nikan tan " Inu e den ndun...... Moti jeshe omo yen nw... Bro better repent pha

®Body no be firewood " Seriously? Is that why you commit zina? You no know say na de same body dem go carry do firewood 4 hell? Don't allow yours to be among. #Repent.

®Did I pass maths & English? What's ur jamb score? U graduate with 1st class? Haba! Those are the only things u care about? He memorised Qur'an. Do u

®Anyone who ain't your husband and wanna have sex with you walai! he's ur enemy, his love is fake, no true love will want u 2 go 2 hell and miss Jannah.

®Maazaa! Guy how far! Chairmo! What's up Bro! How far na! What's all these? Are these the Islamic way of greetings? What's wrong with Assalamu alaikum? #Repent.

®Some men disrespecting their wives in front of their friends, What's dat? What r u trying 2 prove? That you're in control? Sannu remote control. #Repent.

®Drive your mom go market, u go dey vex, but u Sabi do ajayi driver 4 girl from morning till night. Better #Repent.

®You never shed tears even once while reciting Holy Qur'an but Films dey make u cry, Hmmm check your Iman

®Eye liner, eye shadow, mascara, lip stick, concealer, blusher. powder, if u like do plastic surgery, if your heart is bad, you're deadly ugly.

®You'll finish your runs when it's time 2 marry you'll start searching for holy girl, Bros good women are for good men, if u carry holy girl, wetin holy man go marry #Repent.

®Allah can change you from Ajebota to Ajepako, it's all test of life, don't let your Ajebota life make u forget Allah, always remember Him & thank Him.

®If u'r not ready u can postpone your wedding date, graduation date, election date, but u can never postpone your death date, always be ready

®U feel depressed, instead of u 2 recite Qur'an or pray 2 rak'at n, u carry earpiece dey listing 2 Lil Wayne, Davido, wizkid, they needs help too, seek Allah alone. #Repent!

®If you don't respect your parents, your life go bend, and you might end up in hell. #Repent!

®We are just striving & hoping for this world, we don't know our fate, yet we sleep all night. Rasulullah (SAW) was promised Jannah yet he stood at night 4 salah till his feet got swollen.
®I have meeting! I have meeting!! Is that why you rush your SOLAT?
SUBHANALAH!

Thank you for your attention and time

Reflect




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Literature / Re: I Am Islam by olanikeh: 10:45pm On Apr 07, 2016
Waalaekum Salam Waramotulah Wabarakaatuh
Jazakahlau Kaeran

Very beautiful write up, I pray Allah increase you in knowledge and understanding Aameen


Pls can I share it with my friends?
Literature / Re: Do You Know Gbolagun? by olanikeh: 6:34pm On Apr 03, 2016
nikkybeez:
Nairalanders, it's ma birthday.Happy birthday to me.

Nice story

Happy birthday dearie
Education / Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To You When You Were In Secondary School by olanikeh: 9:55am On Mar 31, 2016
Jss2 I always read the yoruba novel "Abokoku" cos of my loud voice
Jss3 Tanimola I also read an English prose titled Poor Orphan Boy Tanimola who happened to be the main character and the Orphan
Seimokumo n CO in SS class God knows your house address
cheesy

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