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The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has closed registration for the 2018 unified tertiary matriculation examination (UTME). Fabian Benjamin, spokesman of the board, announced this in a statement issued on Tuesday. The statement said candidates who paid and obtained pins but have not been able to register have 24 hours to complete their registration.

looking at the current form madrid is not in good form but can psg take the advantage and we all shouldn't forget ucl is realmadrid last hope this season. Porto have been undefeated in their home except against morinho can klopp outshine them. Booker book wisely.

Hmm Apc are just advanced fraud sets of people, no wonder they are trying to terminate Dino maleye appointment. Now bushmeat don catch the hunter.

All these place are still learning from oshodi. Thanks to ambode but when you're in oshodi shadow and watch the suit man beside might be one of them. Their tactics are superb.

Hmm scammers everywhere beware of men in suit not by dressing any more everyone is trying to upgrade his or her level. hardwork forever pays. Bleep FAKE NIGGA! !!

Just keep it to yourself, if you tell him now he will loose trust in you forever. seek God forgiveness and be loyal to him. some things can't be change.

Bro how much do u want to sell it last trying to call your number but not connecting.

Is there a beach in ibeshe?

Hmm this write up is indeed a very educating and a very creative idea.

really making sense but you forgot to mention character, ladies see some men as their money making machine and other way round but their are still responsible ladies out there who are real.

really making sense but you forgot to mention character, ladies see some men as their money making machine and other way round but their are still responsible ladies out there are real.

Hmm human beings can't never be satisfied, fat are trying to get slim. Brother be yourself God that created you in the shape knows what you deserve. You are more okay in your natural shape.

Prec1ous:
I still stand by my view.

A guy and a girl cannot be friends.

It is either they have a past romantic history, living in present romance or building the ground work for future romance.

Let us stop deceiving ourselves, the only relationship they can have and I will be half assured is if they are business partners.

All the girls I have dated, they all called me friends and I LOVE YOU entered into the equation from nowhere. Next, we were frolicking under the sheets, so called friend.

This is a secret, the easiest way for a guy to get a girl is to play the friendship card, along the line just change the game by adding romance, checkmate, she is yours.

If you as a girl cannot get female friends, then there is something wrong about you as a person and your attitude.

Guy also have problems and fights but the only time a guy calls a girl friend is when his game to see her pant is not in the advance stage.

Girls beware, you so-called male friends if given the chance will sleep with you without even thinking twice. Except you are transgender or have leprosy.

It is not ethical, someone will get confused along the way.

This is also a precursor to rape in some cases. The day they will gang rape you, your eyes go clear.

This is a guy's secret, we all want to sleep with that beautiful so-called friends of ours.

So girls, keep deceiving yourself.

If your best friend is a boy and he is not hitting on you then:

-You may not be as attractive as you think.

-You have a bad personality and we know guys are tolerant and pussy no dey bite.

-You are being preyed on the till you are vulnerable, he is watching till he can launch. When I don't know, a man can wait if he is certain to conquer.

- You are transgender or blocked.

You only trusted male friends are:
Husband
Father
Brothers
Sons

best answer so far.

Mathematics, econoeconomics and agricultural science .

Hmm baba God pick up my own call, hoping to be number 1 in the world on forbe list of richest someday. Keep the hustle alive and remain focus. With God and determination nothing is impossible. #keepthedreamalive.

Lovely write up. Good one bro.

Mko abiola.

Thanks for the advice. Heaven help those who help themself.

I really love this, this is what I pray to be seeing on nairaland not stupid celebrity news ( wizkid baby mama smiles in bikkini and all other crazy stuff. ) lets learn the ability of educating ourself sometimes a small write up can change a life, sounds funny but think deeply about it.

Hmm indeed nothing last forever, this man never plan to meet his Waterloo next 50 years. Whatever you sow you gat to reap. Always believe in your legal hustle cos when you die nothing in this world will be buried with you. "Do good always, it really pays"

May the spirit of God Almighty always be with us every second and watch our way. Thanks bro for the information not stupid celebrity stuff.

Children's day is a gunner. Always a gunner ,Bleep haters.

Happy children's day. Happy gunner's day.!!!

emusmithy:
Most times, it's just old flames.

I had a girl who couldn't talk for 5 mins without mentioning her ex.

I picked race and ran away.
That type is Emotionally tied down.

She would cheat tomorrow.

very funny but very real.

It will be a draw game predicting 1 1

NwamaziNwaAro:

After beating Anne Njemanze endlessly in front of this child as a toddler 16years ago..

Do you think this kid will ever forgive you or respect you.


WARNING

Never beat your wife in front of the kids, they will forever harbour a resentment.
If you must beat her, do it when the kids are asleep or when they've gone to school

But never, Never in front of them.

Is it a may must you beat your wife
I keep wondering when will realise wife is your partner not your child there are many other reasonable ways you can correct a woman aside beating.

Onwardvic:
limitation and disability is truly a thing of the mind. some are able but disabled while others are disabled but able

hmn very true.

mespusinglez:
lolx that's not an occupation,its not even registered

They are registered under ministry of transportation. They pay millions of Naira to Nigeria government daily.

Abeg where drake for the video?

Psalm 123.

Chelsea fans how market? Am still hoping for a wining.