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Koku baboni....

Wishing you success ahead, when the restuarant light went off got me laughing here too.

Brother learning work and feeding oneself is a very difficult thing at first especially where you're seeing no tips at work. But with time it'll get easier, first make agreement with your boss that you'll not be coming some days. ( I'll suggest Saturdays and Sundays ) its hard to see workers on both days, either party or church service most laborers got engaged. If you're the strong type go to site and do labour work. Talk to street brothers who are into legitimate work to call you for labour work. Don't see any job as dirty or you're to big for it. The money you're making from the labour work is what you'll be using to sustain yourself at work. And as time goes you'll be having your own customers. Leaning work and feeding oneself is not easy. Talking from experience but thank God am now my own boss now.

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pocohantas:
No NIGERIAN man would sacrifice his japa moves for a woman.

The man did the right thing by dumping her. Before she trains their daughter to be a mumu.

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NFF should demand a refund from Rohr for the wasted 5 years.

Learnt a lot from your story, am one of those that hate giving beggars money. God bless you man.

The most craziest thing is that government hospitals never sell on credit, so why the debt? EFCC should just arrest all their leader and make them accountable arrant nonsense.. Most of these drugs are subsidized yet most patients pay fully, the rest maybe their family. Well am not surprised most governments hospitals doctors has their own private hospitals you should understand what I mean. Over greediness is what is killing my dear country. We all want to make excess gain and reap where we does not sow. It's well.

Risk is a neccessary without it there won't be any successful man or woman be it legal or illegal...

Kondomatic:
One thing I find very annoying is somebody telling me how to spend my own money that's right inside my pocket.

Boss, you fall hand.

You see that place you buy bottled water for twice the price? Nah slap you deserve.


There was a time I was in Lagos for a seminar, I hanged out with babe and I noticed something about her. She used to come in the evening and leave in the morning[that's actually how I prefer my woman, like the moon. Show up in the evening and disappear in the morning] because of her work but this time she was free.


She likes to show off with my money.


We go here to eat, she will be like TIP this guy.

We go another place, TIP that guy.


The girl is nice TIP her, the gate man is kind TIP him, I was just laughing inside while TIPPING them here and there like a TIMPER.


When it was time for her to go, I brought the amount I usually give her for tfare, counted it so she know it was complete and then removed all the tips.


That was the last time that nonsense happened.

na man you be.

The fear of not monitoring accounts and inflows of currency and tax are the major reason for the ban. Is normal currency not used to fund criminality?

Kaduna1stson:
The Lagos - Ibadan express news is at it again, they just want to paint the north black. The North is peaceful and better than the SW.

Do you know how peaceful the north is? There's no police or army checkpoint in the north, that's because there is peace and tranquillity here.

The SW will leave their herdsmen infested states where Sunday Ignoho is ruling to come and talk down on the peaceful north.

Do you know how many rich kids we have here in Kaduna? Come and see Ferrari, laboughini, expensive Mercedes all cruising our roads in peace.

life is not the same for everyone.

Jagznation:
na to rule line any body wey cross each other own na die

this really crack me up...

Formularcr7:
Fools will always support lawlessness.

But what happens when the law is partial?

Using generator with stabilizer is a bad combination both uses coil.

Anoymus:
I have a girlfriend I am meaning to propose to during the festive period, she's everything I want in a woman except few exception which might be a hindrance to the proposal.
Gist is, my babe is a graduate but lack of work made her to learn fashion designing, she's done with the training and she's very good with what she does.

After marriage, I have told her that I'll assist in her business, I'm planning to get a bigger shop space for her and equip it with modern day machines, tools and tailoring materials goods to help make her work lucrative. I'm budgeting about 1.2-1.5m for this.

The issue now is that, 3 days ago, I asked her what her role would be if eventually after marriage she gets the shop, equipments and all, where she would come in in terms of responsibilities in the house. Her reply was she doesn't want to assume any responsibility and that it's my duty to cater for the family and she can only help & I shouldn't make anything compulsory for her. So many thoughts came through my mind. One of it was that, where the proceeds of her investment would be going to if I should shoulder all the responsibilities in the house knowing fully well that she makes money.

I rang my mum and told her of her response, I was shocked that she backed her saying that I shouldn't have asked her to foot anything in the house that it was my sole responsibility as a man to cater for my family my wife inclusive. My dad too, same thing. Even told my gf mum about it too , she giggled and said I shouldn't have asked her n that it's my duty to provide for my family. They all sounded foreign to me. Or am I the one not understanding?

My question now is, why invest that kind of money in her when I'm not sure of getting little or nothing in terms in return help to run the family. That sum of money could get me 4 brand new bikes and 2 neatly used Keke Napep for transportation business. I'm sure I'll be getting returns from these investment weekly or monthly basis.

I don't want who wouldn't have any sense of responsibility at home after investing in her, even if she's covering 10% or 5% I wouldn't mind. Mere helping doesn't go down well with me, she might have and decide not to give out. I rather not invest at all and expect nothing from her.

I don't know if I'm the one over thinking this things or my parent and her mum aren't seeing things from my perspective or am I being inconsiderate?

Criticism, Insults and bashing are welcomed. Thanks

Well I love her honesty some ladies will deceive you into the marriage then change the pattern for you... very few will accept to take responsibility while others will help only when there's emergency or borrow you rather.

TruthHurts1:
Does anyone know where I can get this wireless charger and can it work on just any phone?

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It doesn't support all phones but you can get it on wish.

josephwilliamsd:
What's the difference between APC and PDP.

APC is SARS while PDP is armed robber.

Yenefer:
Lekki shooting is a fake news. Is a propaganda to tarnish the Army and Buhari.
wondered why nothing was mentioned about the killings of security agents, civilians and the reckless destruction/looting of private and public properties of Nigerians by the #EndSARS protesters.

It's well, but Instagram said live video can not be photoshopped why all this cock and bull stories? We all know the truth but still wonder why government and few hypocrites people are still beating around the bush... may the souls of all the fallen heros hunt all of them....

This matter is beyond NGO or CHURCH welfare because that will take time and it will make matter worst. We all can save the lady by donating any amount each of us can afford from there she can rent a room and start a pretty trade. OP post your account details preferably you own bank account, if you don't have one, you can open one cos using relative or close friend account is not an option. Prayer is good but your little financial assistance will go a long way and hopefully change life for better for her. I know we all have our financial challenges but to save the little 5years old girl from adoption our collective assistance is needed....

BOOOMNAIJA:
*A Lady asked me if 'Arsenal' is a movie series and said no but I was wondering why will she have to ask such a question and she later said to me that it's because their fans are always waiting for next season.

very true but gunners for life.

BOOOMNAIJA:
*A Lady asked me if 'Arsenal' is a movie series and said no but I was wondering why will she have to ask such a question and she later said to me that it's because their fans are always waiting for next season.

very true but gunners fir life.

Take him to a rehab for a very long time if possible private one and close all banks related to him, when he have no money on him it will be very hard to run from there and mandate that none of your family should visit him except you. But if they insist you can video call while with him.

seanwilliam:
U see that betting ehn, you will naturally stop it.. if you no get where to sleep, what to wear and what to eat, u no go dey bet.. na because u dey see support...
Mastubating is very hard to stop, in as much as you have access to internet..

U see that sugar, when you get diabetes, body go tell you .

Solution for betting pos
.1.start daily contribution of money to all these thrift collector
2.Stop going to bet house
3.Book a game for 5 consecutive times, dont put money and watch the end result.. by doing this, u will know how much you are losing and how to stop...
4. Tell your mama about it, she would always caution u time to time
5. See those who gamble as a fool
6. See gambling as a crime
7. Gamble with small money like 100 highest
8. Start HUSLE
9. Believe you cant make it through gambling no matter how u try
10.tell your pastor and change your circle of friends


Solution to mastubation

See this one is worst than betting because you dont need money to do it.. all u need is physical and mental picture and you are good to go..anyway consider the following

1. Get busy.. if you are busy, it will automatically reduce the times of mastubating
2. Get a responsibility,....u no go get time to mastubate.. like u get pikin wey u one pay their school fees,
u get house rent to pay, nepa bills,
family to feed and all that
3. Get a budget range girlfriend
4. Make sure the girl is a sex maniac
5. Download inmessage and find girls to fhuck u
6. Dont stay alone all the time
7. When the urge to mastubate comes, force yourself to go outside, where people dey..
( u sha no go comot prick dey mastubate outside na)
8. See mastubation as gateway to poverty
9. Stop watching porn, stop reading Sex stories and stop looking at hot pictures
10. Believe you are about to commit sin whenever you want to mastubate

Solution to sugar
1. Stop taking carbonated drink
2. Reduce intakes of real sugar
3. Eat more of locally prepared food
4. Squeez bitterleaf and saint leaf
5. Start taking cucumber
6. Reduce carbohydrate food
7. Substitute carbonated drink with milk( without using sugar)
8. Drink more water every time
9. Always do test to know your sugar level
And consult doctors on foods and drugs to take
10. Eat more of fruit


Lastly, when you have a problem, believe you are not the first and last person to have it...
And every problem has a solution only if we could think wide and far.. follow any of my advise and watch your life get back on track...



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P.s. 89% ( according to stats) of guys mastubate. But they do it with moderation.. I mastubate too cc
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U people can contribute

your contribution and explanation deserve a Grammy award.

Sometimes we are the architect of our own problem.

For you to be a celebrity in naija you need to really man up cos most people are looking for your flaws, like that will elevate them....

Na today, this country once you know your way you can do and undo and we shouldn't forget the law is made by human being. One thing am sure about is that nothing last forever Adedibu was once the god of politics in ibadan where is he today This life we all are limited offer like a data...

Mama of the legend, she really stood by her son ( fela anikulapo kuti ). If fela were to be a common man he would never think of singing the bitter truths. Cos this Nigeria is meant for the elite.

chrisifeanyi:
I don't know whether this happens to anyone. People approach me these days asking me to buy food for them. Ladies, men and even children. I don't know what's happening

You're right the country is very tough and people are loosing their job everyday even the ones working are still finding it hard to get their daily bread. Let's be our brothers keeper in any little way you can.. its wise to beg than to steal. God will bless our hustle.

thesicilian:
It's this one that CNN will see and write about. But they will choose to remain mute over all the killings in South Africa.

like we care, where are they when the issue haven't get out of hand... Even BBC carry it we still don't give a damn, South Africans were the first looters. Just don't want Nigerians to be affected..

Good day fellow nairalanders, I will start with a short story of a colleague of mine whose wife is having fibroids issues and needs to be operated urgently. The man have run from post to post looking for a way to raise the money (#125,000 ) but no one to be of help even pleading for loan still no helper. I firstly asked him to request for a loan from the company but he said he just collected housing loan 4weeks back and also the director that will approve the loan is out of the country... Then I remembered a post of gtbank quick loan I read on nairaland few days back, we googled it and I dailed the code *737*51*51# with his phone immediately the loan was granted in a sum of #180,000 with an interest of 1.75 percent monthly which will spread for the period of 12 or 6 months ... That was how gtbank quick loan save a colleague of mine.

For this I really salute gtbank, note to get the loan you must have a gtbank salary account...

Hmm it's well...

Loan very easy to collect but to pay back becomes real problem. With all these stupid loan nothing to show for it the masses are still suffering... I pray God bless every hustler, to survive in this country mehn you need to think thrice not to go for illegitimate business.. legitimate are working their ass off yet nothing to show for it.