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Even the devil has failed before he started...

Hell-Fire candidates everywhere

Hear him here...

Adamu

dtruthis:
op it doesn't mean bad for them

Yes. She didn't mean it as well...

SurewayBookings:
I just came across this picture and just couldn't stop laughing so I thought you guys should she it as well.

See her Dunlop Kpata
Nobody is above mistake.
What about this one below?

Most people don't think twice before snapping a selfie - but may be they should.
This woman's name spells out an unfortunate word when it is snapped in the mirror.

Tonight? Why isn't the picture dark?

Most parents are bothered about when to start teaching their kids about sex, but no matter how young they are you should be ready to answer them when they start popping the questions about taboo words, dirty jokes or gist about private parts and the likes they’ve heard.
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Everyday happenings would give you opportunity of teaching your kids topics relating to sex e.g. during birth, a birth in the family or even during television watching together. These "Teachable moments” could take place anywhere, and you should be ready for the task anytime it
emerges. The first thing you should find out as a parent is what they already know, while some would readily give out what they know, some would try to hold back, just let them know that they can talk openly with you on any issue – ANY.
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When your child(ren) begin to ask questions like:
"How did I get in your tummy?" "How did I get out?"
"How come girls don't have a
penis?"
Where do babies come from?";
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PLEASE try as much as possible not to embarrass him/her by laughing even if the question is cute, or you appear embarrassed about the matter so as to avoid them not wanting to discuss such issues with you again, yet trying to satisfy their curiosity elsewhere.
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Try to be brief about the discussion as going into too many details might confuse them the more, but make sure their curiosity is satisfied, you might even go ahead to ask if your answer to them answers their questions.
Listen to your child's responses and reactions, and be prepared to repeat yourself if the need be.
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They would probably begin by wanting to know more about their body, and the best thing to help make the situation light is to start teaching them the proper names of their body parts because giving them aliases would give them the impression that there’s something improper about the real names, and let them know about private areas which they should endeavour to keep private.
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The older they become, the more interested they get in basic sexuality about themselves and the opposite sex, like trying to compare his or her genitals with others. Just try as much as possible to teach them what is wrong or right to do by letting them know that sexual play and nudity in private and public places is wrong, and that on no account should ANY one touch their "private parts" except doctors and nurses during physical exams and (own) parents when trying to find the cause of any pain in the genital area.
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During their Pre-teen and teenage years, start expecting questions like:
“Why do boys experience erection?”
“Why do girls only menstruate?”
“How do people have sexual
intercourse?”
“Why do people fall in love”,
“How did mum meet dad?” etc based on.
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What they’ve been hearing others discuss, it’s very important you take time to explain to them than allowing them going to their friends or neighbours for answers after you’ve scare them away. It is highly important to help your child understand sexuality in a healthy way.
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Lessons and values he/she learns at this age will stay with him/her as an adult. It will encourage meaningful adult relationships later.
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As puberty sets in and more discoveries about sexuality sets in, it’s important to advice (not threaten or lie to them) about delaying sexual intercourse till they grow older. Making them understand the danger of unwanted pregnancy, sexual transmitted diseases regardless of how embarrassing it seems to you. The gospel truth is that they need to know and the best person qualified to divulge this information is YOU (parent) and not the school teacher or contemporaries.

Ifeanyi4491:
Thanks op, how can i check it

Dial *223#

Congratulations, you have just added 100MB date bundle valid for 7days. You can now start using the internet on your phone for FREE.

Thanks Bambless1 for this informacion... Am grateful

Dopenigga:
sum1 should pls help on how to migrate to airtel club10

To migrate to Airtel Club 10, Dial *166#

It's not what you don't have that limits you, it's what you have but fails to use.
Nice points from HerexG.

iLegend:
PART 2

...Then, I realized we'll soon get to Bayelsa. A spirit called me and said, "if you don't talk to this girl I'll ass.ass.inate you."

Nice writting skill. I envy you.

At SamJed,
If you have a branch at your location, I would recommend Guaranty Trust Bank (GTB).
Their services is very efficient, fast and reliable.
When you Open an Account, you get a Master Card, you can transfer money via SMS on your phone and, you can Withdraw all the money in your account to Zero Naira if need be.

A cartoon came out of my phone screen and shouted ''System error...''

Nice points OP.
Not only when we run out of Data. Reading mostly, should be a necessity.

It's either your are Speaking the Truth, or you are Lying.
Start a relationship with your Brain, and Continue using your brain when you are in it. That is all I have to say.
(5K weekly) haba.
I wonder what would happen when you finally marry her.

Nice post OP, it is very informative.

Stbillion:
PLS SPEC AND PRICE CATEGORY WILL HELP A LOT THANKS

Go to Google and search whatever phone anyone would make reference to on this thread, see the Specifications of each phone for your self and then make a choice.

Playing a wife role while you are not engaged or married makes a Lady loose her self esteem/worth
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Playing a Husband role when you are not yet married make them take you forgranted.
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Enter a relationship with your Brain, Sense and Medula Oblangata, and not with your Emotions or Feelings only...

Jerryolumide:
who you epp?

Please write in English so that I can comprehend you

That was last year's December, she brought a BIG loaf of 250naira Bread for me on a Saturday Night. On sunday morning, when I wanted to take tea with the bread, I discovered a wrapped celophine inside the bread, when I carefully opened it, behold i say 20pieces of 1,000 notes.
The feeling what outer this word for me that Sunday...

Oliviaarims:
Very correct.

Ok. I will get it. Thank you.

Oliviaarims:
Just get the book, "Every woman." It's thoroughly educative about all these and more....everything one needs to know about a woman's body and her sexuality

Please, is it the one Authored by Derek Llewellyn-Jones?

Am not afraid of Height, am only afraid of Widths...

sheunsheun:
Mtn pulse, 11k/sec to all network, with a daily fee of #10. Seems to b the best for now, Dial *406# to migrate

Ok, Thanks.
I just called the Call Centre now, and the representative told me that my First Minute of the day will be charged at 20k/sec and subsequent call will be charged 11k/sec

We all know the the problems, but lets forget about the problems and Post Alternative solutions...
What is the Alternative plan to migrate to?

Don't you think it is Irresponsible and Immature to make a silly joke with the name of a Nation's President.
How i wish you did this during Nebuchadnezzer's reign...

Maybe the BOKO FC guys have gone on Strike too. Fuel price may be to high for them to fuel their SUVs and patrol their Sambisa territory.
2 of 219, things are getting better...