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dogs are lovely and @ d same time dangerous.. there are certain dogs you shouldn't keep as pets & there are dogs u should be careful of even if u keep dem as pets.

most terrorists are Muslims but not every Muslims are terrorists

sleek82:
by their english,u shall know them...bloody chelshit fans!
'Lampard is the best MIDDLE FIELDER!'

ok

you could help him/her adjust d head while sleeping. also surfing d net for permanent solutions

G.G.G.
gberu, gbeso, gbaagbe

its negative impact is very huge in the sense that, working is mostly applied. what do you have to offer when u crammed ur way throughout d institution. You become useless not only to ur company but also to urself. A friend of mine failed a course after cramming tediously and later failed the same examination. I was so puzzled, so I asked him what went wrong? and his response was; 'I had brain block few mins into d exam'.. everything he took time to cram suddenly disappeared into the thin air.

hensben:
one characteristics of arsenal fan ....thats how to detect them at viewing center, they are always tensed up like their manager

and confused too.

kunlesehan:
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he must be an ars.e.a.nal fan
lol

they always looks worried..

a guy rushed into a soccer house, d scores was 1-1, the guy asked me,wat d score was. I told him 1-1, the next thing d guy said : who deh lead?

temigracie: hiohiohiohiohio.....


She be Iya-aye of Africa....

*grabs Mich * no be me talk ammmm.. he heavy for mouth..

lol..Maybe she is a goddess.. try sprinkling some red oil on her head and offer her some bitter Kola wen next she gets angry..

One day a woman wanted to know how
the husband would react if she left
without telling him where she had gone.
So she decided to write him a letter saying
she is tired of him and didn't want to live
with him anymore and after writing she
put the letter on the table in the bedroom
and then hid under the bed...
When the husband came back home,saw
the letter and read it, he replied on the
same paper and then began to sing and
dance changing his clothes. He then got
his phone, dialed someone n then said:
"Hey babe, am just changing clothes then
will join you, as for the other fool, it has
finally dawn on her that I was fooling
around with her and has left. I was wrong
really wrong to'have married her, I wish I
had known you earlier. See you soon
honey!"
The husband walked out of the room and
left.
In tears and very upset, the woman got up
from under the bed and decided to go and
read what the husband wrote on the
letter.When she got the letter, it said:
"I COULD see your feet you idiot,I am going
to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly
games and prepare me a meal!!!"

Destilo: Yea, I'm praying for God's intervention, I cant believe dis s happening....its so painful n frustrating

I understand miss.. u need to be strong. there is light at d end of every tunnel.

Mayydayy: you don enter one chance.heheheheh

my brother no be small tin o..dat girl principle fear me no b small.

Hunty: Are u sure she's your girlfriend?
Maybe you're in the zone

lol.. i said ex gf...

friend zone or family zone.. its past now..
I usually try to be rational. despite all, I still respected her decision. she has a reason though..

she may come back one day..

a lady that sells undies came to a friends shop.. she then turned to me and said bros buy for ur gf.. I told her I don't ve a girlfriend, she said its impossible.. and I was like haabaa.. is it a must..

my ex girlfriend wouldn't even allow me hug and kiss her in d room not to talk of @ d full glare of d public.. Well Maybe Cos she doesn't love me..

some ladies sha...

Lemme tell u what he is hiding from u.

1. He simply knows he impregnated the lady and wasn't under d influence of any alcohol.

2. They ve bn seeing each other before + the lady knows u more than u know her. The pregnancy wasn't planned by both.

this is a typical example of d mistakes and weakness of men in a serious relationship.

solution: actually no solution, except if d woman later v a miscarriage..the most possible scenario is u vng a step son/ daughter.

pray to God to intervene..

sodiqyinka: Since ur contact cant hlp wt jamb reg no. Its advisable you pay so u can get ur mob num on tym. Postings dey end on 14th

thanks man.. will do that..

sodiqyinka: Did you pay the 4k?

no..Av not even registered.

high-handedness at its peak.. They keep telling us d reason is to avoid traveling and possible accident situations, but they refused to tell us why d fee is #4000

sodiqyinka: And it will be done electrically. That him DSA man just dey yarn trash.

@Sadiq, Nice job u are Doing here, Pls someone wants to help me influence my posting, but he only asked for d call up number.. can it b done without d call up no?

Sehindemi: It'z quite strange..

quite strange, am Sure if it were to b in the village, the villagers will just conclude its an omen sent to destroy dier land.

lol.. Maybe d bifid tail gave it much confidence..

2nd pix

Ist pix

I was washing some dishes in the kitchen few days ago when I saw something dangling through d window at the tail end of a lizard. Initially I thought it was one of the limbs, but my curiosity propelled me to check further. so I went outside d kitchen. what I saw wasn't clear Cos my eye wear wasn't close by (am astigmatic ). I managed to squint and lo and behold, I saw a lizard with bifurcated tail. immediately I took my phone and managed to take some shots.. I zoomed it and what I saw was quite fascinating. I tried Googling it and discovered that its an anomaly during d rejuvenating procedure after which a lizard must have lost its tail probably during an accident..its a rarity, so strange I guess.

lastchild: 2nd march 2006, the day I died and woke up, I was sick,went to a pharmacy to get some drugs, the experienced attendant was eating,he instructed one foolish guy to attend to me,I never knew the guy knew nothing,he issued me some drugs,I paid, went home and swallow them

Few minutes later, my mouth started opening on its own without my permission,I struggled closing it,next come my tongue,next my head started turning back,luckily for me mom was around,she shouted and people came for help, before I could be rushed to hospital I've already entered coma, I woke up the next day, I've regain my self but my vision became double,doctor said it was going to subside which happened after days

the pharmacist,both the one who issued drug and the one who instructed him spent good one week in police cell, the pharmaceutical store got closed down for sometime

It was an unforgettable experience

so what's d name of the drug u took

the right person for most ladies is the least person they ever think of.. But most are clouded by what they c at present.. sometimes strange but true the right man is that guy you meet at the wrong place at the wrong time..

ladies ,if the eyes looks patiently and quietly, it will see the nose clearly.

public officers wouldn't seize to take advantage of our docile nature..she spoke as if we are oblivious of all she pointed.

so they need the wisdom of solomon and the brilliance of daniel to table an audit to justify the #4000 fee.

Idboyostic: sis, you need to take it easy.....in no time u will be an Alumni ooo....u shud have just advised her u know rather than making people see our weakness....we are one BIG FAMILY #ProbitasDoctrina....well, s good 2 know we both finished dis year.....I made the 1st batch of graduating list.....w@ of U? bro, you are on Nysc C14 thread right+have you done your online reg?

yes, am following d thread like twitter.. am yet do do it..I actually wanted to last week Friday but d cafe guy wan extort me.. I go do am by Friday.. Cos tym is running out stylishly

Niiade: Same boat bro

Ehya, just Hope things get better..

xpensiv05: Dis year,goin 4serc nov

same here too.. team c14
all d very best dear