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ahhhh... see mary! see gisus!!

this man nah scam... person wey jst dey play our heads.. me i prefer buhari to dis man or betterstill a younger and new person entirely

bros, cum and sit here and watch ur stupidity while being the manager of that club but u wouldnt see dem all until u use oshogbo smoke to open ya eyez

my bro, u need to smoke oshogbo arizonal so that u will be able to move on ... cos me sef dey move on to HIGHer places now

u can try solve one of Nigeria's problems which maybe light or technoligical inventions that a lame LAZY nigerian must or will use. if u can try solving any problem that nigeria has den u are a boss of ur own ... even if we know that we have the LAZY genre in us.. jst do something unique and unique things will come ur way...

anyways, im still on the second blunt..

E bi like say na rev King wife she bi nah.. cos me i no know wen stella start to dey preach ob alter for marriage ooo.. anyways, wonders sha never end especially in Naija of today

bros, make i give u 3.5k for dat fone.. make e no bi like say i no bid too but if u ar really serious reply me nd contact me asap

bro nice one jare... na monie bi fine bobo joor

other winners nko?

2dice01:
sense will kill you not

sense killect u not jare omo ogbon

seems like wizkid wen to poopoo... i dey cum make i smoke finish first

bro, loads of awards dey cum dis year so maasun cos assurance dey kakaranka.. anyways, see me after every every cos u sure gan

seems he got that tatoo from stickers inside chewing gum wey i chop yesterday (bubble gum)

oh Teni won sha.. na my galfrd tipetipe, she dey call me but me jst dey busy to pick up her calls

dis one nah yahoo yahoo join wit 3500mg of Trams den like jst 8 pills of refnol den e bi like say em use 6 bottles of codiene nd 2 bottles of expectorant.. anyway, im a scientist doctor so i know how it feels wen someone is on such lil chemical mixture

UTME 2018, leaked...

Maths,...the probability of x snake swallowing 36million naira is y find x.

English,... Fill in the blank ....... A snake swallowed 36million. a)could it be true? b) it could be true? c) true it could be?

Biology... Sketch the dorsoventral view of the snake capable of swallowing 36million naira...

Physics... Calculate the escape velocity with which a snake swallowed 36million Naira and disappeared unnoticed... take speed of light (8x10*9km/s)

Chemistry... What is the mola mass of 36million Naira...?

Economics... a snake worth 36million Naira define its opportunity cost.

Geography... Where on earth can we find the snake that swallowed our 36million Naira?

Best of luck...

Breaking News
It has just been brought to our attention that the money swallowing snake was sighted lurking around NYSC office in Abuja. It is reported that our February Allawee is in this particular building. Fellow colleagues, what are you waiting for. Every evil snake that wants to swallow my allawee, what are you waiting for, Die by fire!!! E jeka gbadura.

Breaking News
It has just been brought to our attention that the money swallowing snake was sighted lurking around NYSC office in Abuja. It is reported that our February Allawee is in this particular building. Fellow colleagues, what are you waiting for. Every evil snake that wants to swallow my allawee, what are you waiting for, Die by fire!!! E jeka gbadura.

which kind news bi dis nah... just read it that he posted his mum pics on instagram dis morning... so, why is nairaland wishing dis guy death... abi google neva carry the news of his death yet cos na still google talk say e no die now

ive never heard or seen snake that swallows paper... anyways, those kind snake why boiz dey risk their life go rob bank when a snake can comfortably swallow 36M.. maybe, they shud gimme like 10 of such snake den i go dey rob CBN everyday nah... wonders shall never end in Nigeria our country

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ALL MUSLIM MUST CHANGE TO CHRISTIAN TO AVOID HELL FIRE While I was working in a muslim mosque as an imam, as a parish priest, I preach in my parish that Jesus Christ is not God, for me, God was only Allah, and I believed Allah never got married, so no sons for Allah. So I preached there that Jesus is not God. Then somebody ask me, who is Jesus?’’ from the crowd. Maybe a muslim, but he asked me, who is Jesus?’’ I was preaching he is not God, but the question is who is he? To know who is Jesus? I read the entire Koran once again: 114 chapters, 6666 in the Koran when I read it, the name of prophet Muhammad. I found it in Koran 4 places, but the name of Jesus I found in 25 places. There itself, I was a little confused. Why does the Koran give more preference to Jesus? And second thing, I could not see any woman’s name in Koran: the Prophet Muhammad’s mother’s name, or wife’s name, no, in the Koran, there is only one woman’s name that i found is Mariam, the mother of Jesus no other woman’s name. And in the holy Koran chapter 3, the name of the chapter is family of Mariam,’’ and holy Koran chapter 19, the name of the chapter itself is ‘’MARIAM’’ one chapter is ‘’MARIAM’’ so I was very curious to know why does Koran says all these things about MARIAM, holy Koran chapter 3 verse 34 onwards says that Mary was born without original sin, she never committed any sin in her life, she was ever virgin. Koran chapter 50 verses 23 say that she went to heaven with her physical body. Even the assumption is writing in the holy Koran and then about Jesus, when I read chapter 3 verses 45 to 55 verses, there is 10 point which the Koran makes about Jesus. The first thing Koran says (kallimatulli) the arabic word which means ‘’the of God’’ and second thing is ( ahimokuli ) which mean spirit of God and the third (isa masi) which means Jesus Christ so Koran give the name for Jesus WORD OF GOD, SPIRIT OF GOD, JESUS CHRIST. And then Koran says that Jesus spoke when he was very small, like 2 days old. after his birth he began to speak , Koran says that Jesus created a live bird with mud. He took some mud, he formed a bird; when breathed into it, it became a live bird. So I think Jesus can give life because he gave life to mud, clay, and then Koran says that Jesus cured a man born blind and a man with leprosy, e.t.c Curiously, the Koran says that Jesus gave life to dead people; Jesus went to heaven; he is still alive and he will come again. When I saw all these things in the Koran I taught of what Koran says about Muhammad, according to the Koran, prophet Muhammad is not the word of God, not spirit of God he never spoke when he was 2 days old, he never created any bird with mud, he never cure any sick people, he never raised any dead people, he himself died, and according to Islam he is not alive and he will not come back. So there is a lot of different between these two prophets. I didn’t call Jesus, God, you know my idea was ‘’He is a prophet but he is a prophet greater than Muhammad; so one day I went to my teacher, the one who taught me 10 years in Arabic college, and I ask him, teacher, how did God created the universe? Then he said God created the universe through the word,’’ THROUGH THE WORD. Then my question is: ‘’WORD’’ is creator or creation? He must clear this, my question is whether the WORD of God is creator or creation. Koran says Jesus is WORD of God. If my teacher says word of God is creator, which means Jesus is the creator, then muslim must become Christian suppose if he says the word is creation he will be trapped. You know why? He said everything was created through the word. Suppose if he said the word is creation, then how did God created the word? So he cannot say that the word is creator, or creation, so he was quite angry he push me out of his room and said word is not God, not creator or the creation you get out of here, ‘’he said The reason why Muslim doesn’t accept to be Christian is because they are blinded with the wrong teaching of their priest, Imam. They said that the word is creation they try to prove it wrongly…… they say the word is not creator, not the creation, but not God. And no creation also. They don’t equal with God, that all their problem. So when he said that I told my teacher, word is not the creator or the creation.’’ So, that is why Christian says the word is son of God. Then he told me if there is son for God, I must show him the wife of God. That without wife no chance of having a son then I showed him a portion from the Koran. Koran says that God can see without eyes, God can talk without tongue, God can hear without ears. It is writing in the Koran. I said if that is the case, so God can have a child without a wife. I took my Koran, I put it on my chest, and I said ‘’Allah’’, tell me what I should do because your Koran says Jesus is still alive, and Mohammad is no more. Tell me whom should I accept.’’ after my prayer I opened the Koran, I didn’t asked anyone, I asked only my Allah. When I opened Koran, I saw chapter 10 verses 94. You know what Koran says? It says if you have any doubt in this Koran which I give to you, go and read the Bible, or ask the people, those who read the Bible. The truth is already revealing that. I beg all muslim to give their life to Christ because he is the only way to the kingdom of God. Please don’t perish like other muslims that is serving the god they do not know. I welcome you into Christ Jesus as you change your mind to accept him today. God bless you

maybe u use either of the following ways:-
1 towel dry it and use body cream on it inasmuch u ursef use towel to dry ur body

2 put it in a bag full of rice so rice will rip the water off then sundry ...

choose anyone that suit u d most

the guy that wrote this sef fit b say na special center for him own jamb dat year... abi efcc wan catch yahoo boys wey dey do jamb abi dem politicians dey use jamb carry our monie ni...

i just finished smoking arizonal weed now in fela shrine so i think sambisa is the best place

Pls what is happening on Lagos /Benin expressed road?? Pls tell any member of ur family traveling through that road to pls go back ...herds men are stoping vehicle and shooting people to death..NO JOKES OH HELP TO SAVE LIFE

my brodas, im a corper and i must tell u that to save even 5k nd pay ur tithe is not always possible even if you staying in family house cos im staying in family house... expenses alone shows that if you ar not careful u wont be able to pay tithe... everythin in the economy is super expensive nd fuel price is nothing to compare to.. i swear, they have to increase that minimum salary to at 30k nd by then corpers will b able to save 10k... :-

i feel is after doing the doggy style and they are not satisfied, they go ahead to the back to back style and as you can see in the pics their tongue will show how sweet and stress free that bck to bck style is..
anyways, i was just thinking sha

samklef pls all this cheap popularity on social media.. jst go bck to ur shop nd take biz serious maybe u can still feature some upcoming artist atleast... aldou, im not say the other idiot isnt stupid but foolish man dey call stupid man mumu... abeg who bi mumu or betterstill how many mumu dey waste ow time here..lolz

A fool at 40 is not yet a fool forever in her case cos i still believe she fit still get sense at 49 but if she carry her foolishness reach 50 den i think we need deliverance for her

I dont know about okorocha's personality but what i know is that he has delivered for more than the past governor.. APC has delivered even more than the 16yrs of PDP so i will still give my vote to APC.....