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@ Oje, no be juju oo, Its just God!! Bt i can clearly and confidently say the VISA LOTTERY [i][/i]is REAL!!!

@ poster, theres a nu openin at LADEGBUWA PLAZA,BESIDE FIRST BANK BY MOBIL JUNCTION, OFF AGIDINGBI ROAD, (NT FAR FROM MR.BIGGS OUTLET) ITS A NU PLACE, ITS CALLED SHOBZYS PLACE, ITS MAINLY SUITS, SHIRTS, TIES, (MENS ACCESSORIES IN GENERAL),
I HOPE U FIND IT OK,

oora eye mi, okun awe mi, hope am correct?

Awe mi, Baba mi&yeye mi i be nile, so funnyyyyyyyy,

U are quite right, its real fun when speaking, iyin ora, iyin okun ooo.[i][/i], i dont think am right wit that spellin, but its d pronunciation that matters,

@ Poster, its quite pathetic, Ur story is just like my familys case(we were just two kidz too), My Dad has gone thru dis, and i can tell u dat it wasnt eazy, My mum was d most sweetest woman that you could ever come across, (I never knew her, cz i was just 3 years old and my younger sister was 7 months), It really hit him hard in d Face, cz my Mum was hale and hearty, but den came along family members, telling my Dad 2 re-marry, hmmmmmmm, we saw [b]HELL in d hands of my step-mother, But we thank God dat 2day we came out aliveeeeeeeeeeee, It wasnt an easy road, ,
PLEASE, i would beg u in the name of God not 2 re-marry for now,cz of ur kidz, like a yoruba adage says, Ko si eni to le se bi Iya eni fun ni, i.e theres no woman who will b like their mother, I pray dat God will comfort u on every side, its well my broda

Hmmm, My Loving Dad first, , ; den my sista and finally my brothersssssss

YES ooooo, i can only trust with my Dad, i rili can,

See me c wahala ooo, dis is d second mail within 45 mins,

My dear , i am well pleased to contact you after going through
your profile at www.nairaland.com on my search for genuine relationship,please contact me on this idd
(marcyagurma207@gmail.com)so that i can send you my photo and tell you about myself,Mercy

Wowwwww, i just got d mail too like 30 mins ago, i was interested cz of d name "NAIRALAND", thank God i just logged in 2 Nairaland now,

, , Oluwatosin, God is worthy to be worshipped or praised, or isnt he ?

, OGI anytyme,anydayyyy, hmmm yummy yummyyyyyyyy

, LIFE WTOUT A MUM, I dont just know what to say, I really didnt get to know my MUM, she died when i was 3 years old & my sister was 7months old, (24 years ago), As am writing this, Tears are rolling down my cheeks,  , My mum died at a very tender age, she was just 25 years old, But i really thank God for my Dad, Hes d BEST DAD that one could ever ask for, But there are times u wish u had som1 to POUR out ur mind to, but theres no one, It pains me alot, I think i av to stop here, I cant control d TEARS again, PLEASE enjoy and cherish every moment .you never know when she will leave you, 

@ SIENA, I REALLY FEEL FOR U OOOO, BUT NOT TO WORRY, U AV OVERCOME IT, ITS BEEN A VERY LONG TIME SINCE I WAS BEATING, I THINK MY DAD BEAT ME LAST WHEN I WAS 9 YEARS OLD, HE WAS HELPING WITH MY HOMEWORK ON MATHEMATICS, AND I HATE MATHS  WITH A PASSION, THATS Y I DIDNT STUDY ANYTHING RELATED WITH D SCIENCES, WELL, I CAN REMEMBER VIVIDLY THAT NIGHT, N/LANDERS , U KNOW WAT, AS MY DAD WANTED TO RAISE HIS HAND TO BEAT ME, HIS ARM GOT DISLOCATED, I WAS JUST CRYING   , SINCE THEN MY DAD NEVER RAISED HIS HAND TO BEAT ANY OF US AGAIN, MAYB COS HE WAS D ONLY ONE TAKING CARE OF US, COS MY MUMS LATE, BUT MY DAD IS D MOST WONDERFUL DAD I WOULD ALWZ LOVE TO HAVE, SINCE THEN, WHENEVER WE WRONG HIM, HE WOULD JUST CALL US AND ADVICE,

, , Pisces here tooo, March 7th, wheres my mate?,

@ Kike001, thank God av found anoda birthday mateeeeeee,

@Godfrey920, we are celebrating come 7th of March, Thank God av Found my Birthday Mate,

, Thanx so much, God bless u real good,

@toyinrayo, am joining u in hailing the Ekitites, the STATE of INTELLECTUALS, i hail una ooooooooooo, EKITI KETE

, Alwz proud of been Big , Beautiful and Fat anywhere, no hoot about that, hailing all the Big girlz in the Houze, Please be proud of urself girlzzzzzzz, One luv

i am from Usi-Ekiti in Ekiti State

Not a joke,but not bad to read.

EKITI KETE, MY OWN HOME - TOWN IS USI, UNITED STATES OF INTELLECTUALS,

, I am proud to be the first anytime , but these sibs can flash till u switch off ur fone, , Being d first has a lot of responsibilities and duties, for instance, in my family, am usually d first to know anything dat my parents want to do b4 any other family member gets to know, at times they try to know my opinoin on some family matters, and it makes me feel elated, Well, it feels good to be the first, or d first -bornz in d house, wat do u av to say to dat?,

yeah, American Visa Lottery is real, , my uncles won in '1996, '1997,'2001, my sis and couzins in 2003 & 2005, my broda-n- law last year, its REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL and they are all living in various States in d US, and they are all doing beautifully wellllll ,

@ Samuelline, First of all, i congratulate u on the new job, Well, from my own view, i would advise u to take the contract job, cos its as if u will av ample time for your studies, an dthere are other freebies too.well, take it up bros,,its all yourssssss, Wish u all d best.

My fiance can do it,,hes an Ijesa guy, u should understand now, Ijesas are known for their favourite food, pounded yam with obe osiki,

@Under18, Its quite a pity, to tell u the truth, Americans will NEVER allow any one who is HIV positive to enter their country, I remember when my sister won the Lottery(2003), she went for a test at a Hospital at Muri Okunola(Its mandatory for any immigrant to go for the medicals)., we were full of prayers , but we were not bothered much , cos my sister was a virgin den (but now a mother) and by the end of the day she was negative, My aunt who resides in US had to call us to be sure she wasnt HIV Positive,,cause thats a paramount issue, I DONT THINK SHE WILL BE GIVEN, THERES NOTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT DAT, UNLESS SHES NEGATIVE, but all the best, the Lord is her strenght, Dont be scared by this statement, but am so sure of it, she cant be given the Visa, The results of the medical tests are usually sealed, so u cant even know whats inside,

A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to
the Secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
Church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to
inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does
not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million
bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid
of some of this damn money. "

"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

@ Tumininu,         This is good news, U know why am happy about this, cos thats the Dept i finished from, UI is the greatest my dear, Be the best in everything u do,CLA is not an easy Dept, U av to strive really hard my dear , Well, I graduated in Feb, 2005, and am presently working, U will enjoy CLA Dept, cos there are areas of Specialization , like Broadcasting, Advertising, Public Relations , Childrens Literature,Book Publishing, etc, So you av to make ur own Uroice,  Its quite an interesting course.But i will advise that you pick a language with it , like French or German (I also picked the French Lang.), (These are elective courses from the Dept Of European Languages), I wish you the best in all your endeavors, But please face ur studies squarely, But all the best sha,
Agbede Oluwatosin.O.