Jokes Etc › Re: Job Applicant by olawalebabs(m): 4:41pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
nice one there |
Jokes Etc › Name by olawalebabs(op): 4:28pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
An Ibo man was converted to Islam. After all was said and done, he was asked what name he would like to bear. He was given options of Ibrahim (Abraham), Suleiman (Solomon), Musa (Moses), Nuuh (Noah) and others. He asked of what good the names were meant for and the Imam told him, “If you choose any name, there will be hope that God will bless you the way he blessed those with the names originally”. The Ibo man asked, “What about Dangote?” |
Jokes Etc › Word And Meaning by olawalebabs(op): 4:11pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Diplomacy: The art of doing and saying the nastiest things in the nicest way. Father: A banker provided by nature who gives without interest and expects no returns. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life with the assurance that you will die rich. Marriage: An agreement between two persons whereby a man loses his Bachelor’s degree and a woman obtains her Master’s. Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence afterwards. School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. Smile: A curve which can set a relax after your strenuous home life. Women: A hairy bank (for men) where multiple deposit and credit is allowed with no withdrawal slip on sight (i.e. depositor has neither a right of withdrawal nor that of claim) Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Stop by olawalebabs(m): 7:38am On Jul 20, 2011 |
You try |
Jokes Etc › Re: Why We Are Tired by olawalebabs(m): 7:08am On Jul 20, 2011 |
You are truly doing the job |
Jokes Etc › Re: 1st class mumu by olawalebabs(m): 7:06am On Jul 20, 2011 |
Grade A mumu |
Jokes Etc › Re: Letter From Mother To Child. by olawalebabs(m): 7:04am On Jul 20, 2011 |
Nice one |
Jokes Etc › Re: Husband And Wife by olawalebabs(m): 6:55am On Jul 20, 2011 |
Atleast you try pass some people |
Nairaland General › Re: Send A Message To Tribal Fanatics On Nairaland by olawalebabs(m): 6:37am On Jul 20, 2011 |
Thank god am vindicated i created a thread like this "am sick of nairaland" where i highlight my view about this forum. Until tribalism, religion bigotry is stop in the country i dont see nl being sanitize |
Politics › Re: Fear Of Attack Scare Reps’ From Discussing Boko Haram by olawalebabs(m): 6:21am On Jul 20, 2011 |
Is that not case of placing personal interest over general interest |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Get Set by olawalebabs(m): 7:46pm On Jul 19, 2011 |
Nairalander you na no try o. Atleast encourage the dry joker. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Get Set by olawalebabs(m): 6:27am On Jul 19, 2011 |
You know i don't want to "withdraw" him that's why i put him on "probation". |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Get Set by olawalebabs(m): 8:38pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
First try indeed. Mo no tell you truth on a scale of 5 you go score 1.5 |
Jokes Etc › Re: The Two Lunatics(haha) by olawalebabs(m): 8:34pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
Bin you do well. Keep it up |
Forum Games › Re: 3words Per Post: Part 3 by olawalebabs(m): 6:28pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
But some are |
Politics › Is It A Most To Have A Commissioner Or Minister? by olawalebabs(op): 4:49pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
After some reflection and access to facts, the recent tiff over the delay of Osun State Governor Rauf Aregbesola to form a cabinet has reminded me about the human obsession with rituals. It has also unveiled how a chasm of communication between the government and the governed can generate needless hoopla.
Ritual is an important part of life, and indeed life will be tragic without it. Lovers of literature, myth and the dramatic arts are enamoured of ritual and rites. Mystics, priests and a whole array of clerics see rituals as their breath of life.
We wake up, worship, greet, kill, fight wars, and eat and procreate with adherence to rituals. It has become the human way of simplifying life, healing it of its horrors and even explaining away some of our many barbarities. We hide our evil behind it. When we kill, it is a prelude to a feast. As the poet Frederick Turner put it, “it is the beauty we have paid for with our shame.”
Forming a cabinet, swearing them in, has become what we expect to happen in a government and indeed the constitution says it should. The Ogbeni has not formed his cabinet and some people are skewering him over that. Two sets of people are triggering the campaign. One, those who are genuinely interested in the progress of the state and governor, especially in the aftermath of the years of struggle to wrest a legitimate mandate from the party of lies and governor as tyrant who held sway for years. The other group is actually within the political circle of the governor himself who are angling for positions within the cabinet, and who believe the governor is dangling their carrots without letting them drop on their longsuffering and outstretched hands.
I had to make personal enquiries and research over the matter. I discovered three things. One, the government is trying to save a lot of money. Two, the government has not done a good job of explaining this. Three, our people are placing more emphasis on appointment than performance.
The government has, by constitution, to appoint a cabinet of commissioners to govern the state. The governor on mounting the seat discovered the shabby state of finances. One, it was paying a loan of about N600 million a month in a state whose total monthly revenue is less than N3 billion. The governor negotiated the loan down to N60 million a month. This should give a breather to finances under siege. In spite of this, the government still has to borrow about N200 million monthly to pay salaries in a pre-18,000 minimum wage regime.
Yet in spite of these, he employed 20,000 youth in Osun State who had no jobs, and who were desperate for a source of sustenance of family and themselves. This issue has been submerged in the staccato of condemnation over the delay in appointing a cabinet. If Ogbeni Aregbesola appoints a cabinet today, they may be about 20 men and women. They would need salaries, houses, furniture allowances, and of course new cars. Once those are accomplished, they would have to employ personal staff. By the time all of that is done, the wage pressure would likely paralyse efforts to pursue grand objectives of governance.
The critics are obsessed with employing about 20 people while underplaying 20,000 persons. These youths are not asking for houses, new cars, travelling allowances, furniture, et al. They will not employ special assistants or other forms of aides. They will not seek imprest or other sundry perks and demands accruing to such positions legitimately. The youth underwent a series of training at a camp for weeks prior to their absorption into the state civil service.
The appointment of youth is important. The nation today is being held hostage by youths on rampage. A significant healing has come to the Niger Delta after militancy. It came with the fertile idea from Governor Timipre Sylva of Bayelsa State. The idea of militancy was pooh-poohed then, but late President Umar Yar’Adua ran with the idea, and today the incidence of militancy has mitigated, although the implementation still falls short of the Sylva-inspired blueprint.
Now, we have Boko Haram, and the young men are holding an errant state to account for years of negligence. The ways of God are being translated into the ritual of violence, triggering supine apologies from men of power. It is youth gone awry. The youth went awry in answer to wayward elite.
“Youth is the time for any extraordinary toil,” noted the Greek philosopher. What we have lost is youth in active service for the people. The irony though is that those institutionalised to serve, a la NYSC, have been quarries of youths who define service subversively. Those who maim, desecrate the bomb and bring down magisterial buildings, send terrors to the high and mighty. With Boko Haram the high and mighty live in fear and trembling. Youth has become the nemesis of the ruling class. It is a revenge of history, a history of official neglect. Rather than employ and educate them, former Governor Modu Sherriff Musa ignored and pauperised them. When the media skewered him, he scoffed that his people could not read. It is that ignorance that has come to haunt him. He is now apologising to them in English that he deprived them the opportunity to learn.
Ogbeni is averting this. He even organised a summit on education in keeping with his pledge to abide by the Awo vision. We shall see how he translates the ideas.
He also came up with Jigi Omoluabi, a free eye care service to the people. About 18,562 people who had a variety of eye afflictions benefitted from this programme. He has done some work in the area of the environment with inspection bodies already at work and N187.5 million released to clear drainages in parts of the state.
While the ritual of government is important, we should not mistake it for the purpose of government. Government exists for the provision of the goods, to feed the hungry, heal the sick, and make way for them to realise their individual powers and happiness. He will appoint his cabinet as he says. I don’t know, though, how much he wants to save before he can do that. The law does not give a time limit to appoint cabinet. So, he has not erred. Rather he has used his sagacity to turn time into money, and that is the sort of creative gusto we want of our leaders.
But he ought to communicate this. It was my concern that made me to come to this understanding. Governance is not only about doing well but being seen to be doing well.
However, we should not levitate ritual over substance, appointment over performance. http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/columnist/monday/sam-omatseye/12755-in-defence-of-ogbeni.html |
Forum Games › Re: 3words Per Post: Part 3 by olawalebabs(m): 4:41pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
Try To Be |
Forum Games › Re: 3words Per Post: Part 3 by olawalebabs(m): 4:23pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
Are you sure |
Politics › Solution To Boko Haram (poll) by olawalebabs(op): 10:22am On Jul 17, 2011 |
There have being call and counter call on way to end the boko haram insurgence in borno state with some people calling for the withdrawal of the JTF and others against it. What is your view on the issue? |
Politics › Re: If Islamic Banking Has Evil Intention, The Idea Will Fail –ezekiel by olawalebabs(m): 10:14am On Jul 17, 2011 |
jamace: We will not wait to confirm whether the intention is evil or not. All we are saying is we do not want any Islamic banking system in Nigeria. Priod.
We have seen enough. imagine an illogical sense of reasoning. Hating for no reasonable sake |
Politics › Re: Ijaw Monitoring Group Wants Sambo Deployed To Borno! by olawalebabs(m): 10:04am On Jul 17, 2011 |
What is the difference between ijaw's mend and kanuri's mend. 2 of a kind. What's difference will sambo presence make in resolving the issue. |
Islam › Re: Islamic Economics by olawalebabs(op): 10:01am On Jul 17, 2011 |
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Celebrities › Celebrity You Would Love To Meet. by olawalebabs(op): 6:00am On Jul 17, 2011 |
Who is that celebrity you would like to meet? State why? And what you will ask him or her |
Jokes Etc › Re: What A Joke Indeed. Keep Yaself Save by olawalebabs(m): 9:48pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
This is the most recycle joke on nairaland. Thanks for copying word for word |
Jokes Etc › Re: Survival Skills! ! ! Lol by olawalebabs(m): 9:33pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
This is the new edition of the joke i guess. Good one there |
Jokes Etc › Re: I Hope They Read This: Lol by olawalebabs(m): 4:40pm On Jul 16, 2011 |
Studio if you raise that hand, i go make you no return it down. |
Jokes Etc › Re: I Hope They Read This: Lol by olawalebabs(m): 11:37am On Jul 16, 2011 |
Make una stop all this play. I need a good joke |
Forum Games › Re: The Reshuffle Game. by olawalebabs(m): 4:45am On Jul 16, 2011 |
Vile
made |
Islam › Re: The Future Of Islam: by olawalebabs(m): 2:26pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Since Allah will not die, so also his religion will not. it will keep becoming strong. |
Islam › Re: Islamic Economics by olawalebabs(op): 2:24pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
that is the beauty of Islam, it is a complete and total way of life which deals with all aspect of human life, be it Religion, social, Political and economy. that is what other religion dont have. |
Politics › Ekiti To Pay New Minimum Wage by olawalebabs(op): 2:13pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Ekiti State Governor, Dr Kayode Fayemi has assured the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) that all the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) controlled states would pay the N18,000.00 minimum wage.
Fayemi gave the assurance Thursday when he spoke with newsmen when he and his Lagos State counterpart arrived at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos from Benin.
He said that he and other governors elected under the party’s platform had pledged that they would abide by the minimum wage agreed between the Federal Government and the labour leaders.
“As far as we ACN governors are concerned, we’ve already given NLC our pledge and we’ve given the country our pledge that it’s a law, we are going to obey the law to pay N18, 000 there is no debate about that."
Fayemi also explained that the ACN governors met in Benin City , the Edo State capital to deliberate on how the party will become the model for genuine democracy and people oriented governance in Nigeria.
The meeting was attended by Governors Babatunde Raji Fashola of Lagos State, Ibikunle Amosun of Ogun State, Abiola Ajimobi, Oyo State.
“Our meeting was about development; going forward, we still want to ensure that ACN states are the pacesetter states for the development of the country. That was all we discussed,” Fayemi said.
He also acknowledged the plans to evacuate students of Ekiti origin from the crisis in Maiduguri, the Borno State capital, which has been engulfed in violence and bombings by Boko Haram. http://www.thisdayonline.com/ |
Islam › Re: Beneficial Saying by olawalebabs(op): 2:08pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Luqman said to his son:
''My son, if you have doubts about death, then do not sleep, for as you sleep so too will you die. And if you have doubts in the ressurection, then do not wake from your sleep, for as you wake up from your sleep, so too will you be ressurected after you die.''
, Ya Akhi! Wake up before die.
Barka Jum'at |