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El you for live am make him stress him brain.

Read it again

Lol

Hmm no problem, after una do the DNA i'll start talking.

@oam4j i see nothing but i hear sha

#strolling around NL, notice a guy and a lady chatting under the tree in the dark# odunnu and oam4j. Una wel done o

@darouz the letter is not for your type. So your comment is of no use

A rcenet rseaecrh has rvael  taht the human bairn can decode any sraclbme witre up, ocne the frist and the lsat lteter are not aecftfed by the sraclbmnig, if you can raed tihs taht maens yuor bairn is cerroct

Lol

Boko haram no dey talk they believe more in action so shut up.

Onyeasi:
@ OluwaBABY & El Guapopodo
Boko Haram, does that name ring a bell. Don't try me for the last time OR

Op you are a terrorist. How can you be making a huge joke from a serious matter. You are suppose to be arrested with this senseless and baseless allegation.

It happen to someone "close" to me

Vatican offers Islamic finance system to Western Banks

The Vatican says Islamic finance system may help Western banks in crisis as alternative to capitalistm.

The Vatican offered Islamic finance principles to Western banks as a solution for worldwide economic crisis.

Daily Vatican newspaper, 'L'Osservatore Romano, reported that Islamic banking system may help to overcome global crisis, Turkish media reported.
The Vatican said banks should look at the ethical rules of Islamic finance to restore confidence amongst their clients at a time of global economic crisis.

"The ethical principles on which Islamic finance is based may bring banks closer to their clients and to the true spirit which should mark every financial service," the Vatican's official newspaper Osservatore Romano said in an article in its latest issue late yesterday.

Author Loretta Napoleoni and Abaxbank Spa fixed income strategist, Claudia Segre, say in the article that "Western banks could use tools such as the Islamic bonds, known as sukuk, as collateral". Sukuk may be used to fund the "'car industry or the next Olympic Games in London," they said.

They also said that profit share, gained from sukuk, may be an alternative to the interest. They underlined that sukuk system could help automotive sector and support investments in infrastructure area.

Islamic sukuk system is similar to bonos of capitalist system. But in sukuk, money is invested concrete projects and profit share is distributed to clients instead of interest earned.

Pope Benedict XVI in an Oct. 7 speech reflected on crashing financial markets saying that "money vanishes, it is nothing" and concluded that "the only solid reality is the word of God." The Vatican has been paying attention to the global financial meltdown and ran articles in its official newspaper that criticize the free-market model for having "grown too much and badly in the past two decades."

The Osservatore's editor, Giovanni Maria Vian, said that "the great religions have always had a common attention to the human dimension of the economy," Corriere della Sera reported today.

http://www.worldbulletin.net/index.php?aType=haberArchive&ArticleID=37814

The Cardinal is being naughty? He should tow the line of his superiors at the Vatican and stop being an alarmist and a selfish politician.

I may report him to the Pope for serious disciplinary action. How can you go against your principal? Is he more Catholic than the Pope?

Onyeasi:
@oluwaBABY
Do you have it?. Yes or No.

I beg no Spoil my Name, El don answer your question

feelgood:
No offence taken good lady; If donjon and 9dynasty (plus some readers who don't comment) get it, that is reward enough for me. ALL jokes cannot cater to EVERY audience. C'est la vie.

That is not an exuce for posting dry jokes

Amin

nassarawa, ATBU, UNA makurdi, FUT minna, and other northern state universitiue.

It seems you want to know why white is "white"

copy that.

El Guapo:
Jack-Pot - Judas Is Carrot

Very correct

Onyeasi:
@All
Sorry to disturb, I'm looking for my CHIcK. Anybody with it should please return it back. ASAP

Here be like where you dey come from, abeg go back, after you don break jail[s][/s], you dey look for amnesty, lailai we no dey give

Na so i don look tire for the joke but i see none

Barka da Jummah, Hope we are all preparing for the great month>

Steam

castle

even at that i can't see any joke in it. wait *checking letters by letters*, still cant find any

mod, why is it that at time if i reply a thread or start a thread, my POST will not be effected.

You know why people no comment for your joke, we no sabi wetin IRS mean.

Must you abuse Obj before you joke. Hmm,

PHASE
LONE

jackpot:
**clears throat**
**sips the Star^TM beer with straws**
bro Stud, who dey find ya trawble?

na so you cheap reach? You fall my hand.

No

At all, she fall my hand sef

Wetin be 'haba' inside?