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Imitation is Limitation

Olawalebabs kwara yoruba

Sola llah Alay Wasalam

Argument: A discussion that occurs when a woman is right and continues for so long until her man
realises it.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number of those present.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills with pills and then kills you with bills.
Etc.: An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.

Wasting bandwith and your precious time. look u don make me waste my time replying to your senseless joke

An airline introduced a special package for business men. "Buy your ticket and get your wife's ticket for free!" After recording great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking "How was the trip?". All of them gave the same reply: "Which trip?"

Husband goes to supermarket, sees ladies' briefs on sale. He buys a dozen of the same color. Goes home and gives his wife. His wife protests, "Why buy me same color? People will think I do not change underwear! Husband asks, "Which people?"

After Tinubu and co. don open his yarnsh, Baba no dey laugh

oboidanre:
Me

i love that, you are contempted with what you are. Hmm

Your post clearly show you have limited knowledge of history. Who in this country has his cv. Former senate leader, father of governor, senator and ex honourable. Pls give it to him, he may have his shortcoming but we are all human

Like it or not. Baba is a genius. Happy birthday sir.

I dont understand you at all bin gbagbo. You dey see well so. @ode remo i mean no harm to any tribe, am not one of those tribal bigot. @yinka thanks for the compliment, am really humble.

I dont understand you at all bin gbagbo. You dey see well so. @ode remo i mean no harm to any tribe, am not one of those tribal bigot. @yinka thanks for the compliment, am really humble.

Thanks for the observation. It has been taken care of

A wealthy man was driving on the street leisurely when suddenly a small boy ran towards him on the road.
Before he could apply the break, he had hit the boy dead.
As he alighted from his car dejectedly to rush the boy to the hospital, a man from a part of the country came
out of the blues and asked, “Where you dey take the boy go?”
“To the hospital and then to report at the Police station”, the rich man replied.
The man said, “Na me be the boy’s father. I no want any police wahala. All I need is settlement.”
After taking a glance at the man, the rich man went back to his car and gave the man new wads of N30,000.00
As he turned to leave, the rich man was jolted when he was asked, “Nna, which time una go pass this road ago
so that I go bring another child make una jam am and pay? I have them plenty.”

No need for me to question his degrees, what am after is the best for the country. I only pray GEJ will disappoint me by transforming the country.

'la qad kana lakum fi rosulu llahi uzwa tun azana' verily the best of character is that of muhammad. (SAW)

The name sound 'local' but the site is 'internation' thanks for that opportunity. I already sign up

I dont blame him, he's on the paylist of the ruling party. A party that won a governorship, 8 senatorial slot, 50 honourable seat all within a year of formation. I believe it is one of those beer parlour talk. Beaf, why are you always interested in any anti CPC and buhari news. Atleast elections are over.

Why is it that some people are just enemy of progress, i see them of this thread with their devilish post. To me anything that has to do with zoning and power balancing is a thrash. If that party and the president can rubbish it before the primary i see no reason going back to it now. As for the south eastern. This serves you right. For me it's better to be lead by a 'drug baron' and we see result than to be led by party of clueless and purposeless leaders

In that case, our elite are not sincere with us, if so why cant PDP honour the minute of meeting of his 2002 enlarge caucus? The case of imo state governor is even pathetic after denying the existence of such at the national level. He's now using the same instrument 'charter of equity' as a means of canvasing for electorate vote, and am happy that serve him right.

I can't understand the type of leaders and followership we have in this country, pre April, most of "us" are anti zoning putting up the argurment that our "first eleven" should be put forward. Now that everything has die down we are back to zoning again. Moreover, who are the beneficiary of all this zoning is it not the elite. Please let's focus on other better issue.

I dont understand the parameter you use, check it out ondo state has more yoruba christain than muslim yet they have the lowest and highest concentrate of poor people in south west

I do have respect for the porter, but this post is making me have a re think. Check your data box well to figure out what you just said. Who are the people in charge of south west now?

All his post i have come across is too too dull. I can't imagine how he will look like, he's just seeking for attention.

Thanks for your beautiful comment, but the system has prove to be a success in malaysia and other islamic nation. Why not try their model here