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By trial and error. . . .

Im so Blessed! Thank you Lord!

Voice like the late Barry White.

@Poster, there is no need to be jealous of pregnant women, they deserve all the LOVE. You need to chillax

Attention seeker.

Dammnnnn, dont you just hate it when that happens, there's a name for girls like her and its called, called - ok call her the ungrateful so and so.

Whacha talkin bout dying, its been dead and buried, dead, dead, dead I tell ya! Now we can chillax

@Poster, Old hag here coulda been your perrrrrrrrrrrfect match. But, yes you guessed it im a serial mom.

Sign of the times my dear. You can only sit and watch! Chillax

Not everyone can afford separate rooms, but if you are privileged I'd say two years would be the ideal age, hoping by then he or she should have a lil brother or sister to share the room with.

@Poster, I am so tired of hearing men/women waiting for someone to love them back, if the spark aint there it never gonna happen. Life to short to be waiting, she aint into you. MOVE ON.

Yeah you right @mynd_44, at least they keep the old hag busy

ÄBÄƔƠ̴̴̴̴̴͡mi:
Let's G̶̲̥̅̊☹ back to our younger days.... WeLl I can't really remember
When I stopped bed wetting..... It should be around 10yrs I think.

10 years, that is an awful long time. . Cant remember at what age I stopped bed wetting, I do know as an old hag I'll be bed wetting soon

May God forgive them.

Where is my caregiver, its time for me to take my medication, it aint easy mingling with some Nairalanders.

Mynd_44: Are you so dumb that you are not even creative at all? Why is it that you had to bring some silly unintelligent story which has been read over and over here?

You forget we dont have that many intelligent ones here! We have to make do with what some Nairalanders come up with.

Right now, just reading your post is 'causing me emotional pain'

Mr..Cork:
but why do people find it hard to give simple advise.... is it my fault am in London?? The Question says: PLEASE ADVISE, not Please ABUSE!!

Londoner eh? oh well cheer up ol chap! Must get you a woman repellent, with corrrrrrrrrrk around we aint safe hahahaha. I hope my car dont break down any where close by or cork might jumppppp start. . . . Cork I know you're a good sport.

DammyFx: Nigerian Girl Will Never Stop Sleeping With There Ex's Even When They Are Married..

NigeriaKwenu: Is this guy up to 23? He's too short abeg.

Anyways, HBD.

Afam4eva(pls unban me MODS)

Ahhhhh. . . . . looking at your sad sad face, your timeout will soon be over. Promise to behave oh. I'll plead on your behalf.

MODS . . . .Please please please unban him.

Not much you can do really, you either accept it or you don't.

Look on the bright side, your son will be stepping out in style . I love shoes.

@POSTER: What you really want them to do is help jump start cork, hahahaha now aint that funny

Brixtonyute: There are too many single women out there, and it saddens my heart everyday to see these beautiful women labour in pain in their futile search for suitable other half.

Do you guys think it's high time women started going back to polygamy?

I won't mind marrying as many women as possible.

And you wonder why some men die from untimely death.

Mandelaguy: Ignorance is a disease....insult GEJ as much as you like,but atleast he had the good heart to accommodate all of you.......mr president,they can only hate you either because: 1. They are scared of the threat you pose 2. They see themselves in you 3. They are jealous of you,

This is Politics, there'll always be winners and sad losers, chillax its only Politics!!

Way too many to come up with. Hahahahaaaaa

Mr President, you need to work Hard!

antitpiah: Where is the bird?

Forget the bird and lookout for the bird poo from above

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Rest In Peace Sage Stallone.

Jollof rice. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Spot the difference and the difference is clear!