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Webmasters / Re: How Often Do You Google Yourself? by OldHag: 12:42am On Aug 08, 2012
Really really dont have the time, my ex used to do for me, bless him!
Family / Re: House Please Your Thoughts: How Can A Lady Lower Her Standards? by OldHag: 12:38pm On Aug 03, 2012
Lowering your standards will never make you HAPPY!
Romance / Re: Tired Of Hiding....pls Help by OldHag: 12:33pm On Aug 03, 2012
Hidin from her sure aint gonna solve the problem. Talk to her, tell her how you feel about the whole situation.
Family / Re: When Is The Right Time To Employ A Maid/house-help? by OldHag: 8:05pm On Jul 26, 2012
There's never a right time to employ a maid. If you're the lazy type yeah you do need a maid to do your dirty house work. And if you're a career woman with lil or no time for house chores yep you do need a maid. Remember as a Naija married woman, you should cook for your husband, do his laundry and keep him happy in the bedroom.
The trick to a clean home is to clean up as you go don't wait till later. Too many husbands sleep walk into the maids room at nights grin
If you want a happy home NO MAID.
Romance / Re: Can Someone Tell Me Why Abuja Gals Like Old Men by OldHag: 7:46pm On Jul 26, 2012
DANILSA: I came to Abuja from portharcourt last year and what I saw in Abuja has been appalling. How can u be so proud to hold and kiss ur grandfather's age in public because of blackberry or any other stupid reason. WHy?

Me think the girls love to watch the old dear wrinkly tingy rise to the occasion. tongue
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When Someone Wants To Be Identified With You? by OldHag: 7:35pm On Jul 26, 2012
Gee, I wish I knew!! Dont know how many out there wish to be identified with the Old Hag!! undecided
Romance / Re: When A Handsome Guy Wants To Hit And Run by OldHag: 11:40pm On Jul 23, 2012
With the Old Hag its a question of who's zoomin who..hahahaha. grin
Romance / Re: Lessons Learnt On Nl by OldHag: 11:23pm On Jul 23, 2012
OoOoOh I've learnt ma lessons well bout the opposite $ex here on Nairaland! The message is loud and clear ~ to stay well away! lipsrsealed OOOh weee dem too much. tongue
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies, Women Visit Native Doctors For A Man To Marry Them ? by OldHag: 4:44pm On Jul 23, 2012
Prayers to God works and God's time is the best!!

Family / Re: House Please Your Thoughts: How Can A Lady Lower Her Standards? by OldHag: 4:39pm On Jul 23, 2012
@Poster, looks like you've learnt your lesson well. You've being there and I know you sure don't want go back there again. . . . ooooh no. Aim HIGH, remember its all about you, you aint nobody's fool. Act like a Queen and they'll treat you like one.
Romance / Re: Btw The Rich N The Poor, Who Spend's More On Women? by OldHag: 4:36pm On Jul 23, 2012
This is a very tough question, but Old Hag will give it a shot. The poor man has more love to spend on a woman. Yaaayyy can I clap for myself now for getting it right! *clapping* better still hand me a candy. grin
Fashion / Re: Men What Do You Think Of Weaves? by OldHag: 4:25pm On Jul 23, 2012
As an old hag dont care much for weaves, best to be natural. There are so many wacky weaves wearers out there, not worth looking at. Those ladies need a long good look in the mirror before they step out into the public.
Family / Re: Why Do Men Hate Platonic Relationship? by OldHag: 3:53pm On Jul 23, 2012
llade: its only an impotent man that likes platonic relationships.

Ooooh dear, this can only mean. . . . . .
Family / Re: Is This A Trap? Please Help! by OldHag: 3:49pm On Jul 23, 2012
Yes its a trap and its called a Honey Trap! Remember she is a married woman, and that can only mean, its a no no.
Romance / Re: Can A Man Still Get Loved Even If He Doesn't Spend? by OldHag: 12:36am On Jul 23, 2012
No Money No Love, More money more love by gold diggers.

Food / Re: k by OldHag: 12:07am On Jul 23, 2012
Go for yam and egusi! He'll love you for it!!
Religion / Re: Why Do You Attend The Church You Attend? by OldHag: 12:03am On Jul 23, 2012
kama1210:

Which is why you are still roasting. Poverty is calling your name for stealing from God. Check ur prosperity meter if you are properouse at all. Malachi 3:8-11.

God is not a bank, what happens to the tithe?
Romance / Re: Post Here Instead Of Contacting Your Ex! by OldHag: 11:48pm On Jul 22, 2012
No Ex, he died last year! cry
Religion / Re: Church Is Turning Into Something Else.. by OldHag: 11:31pm On Jul 22, 2012
How Great Thou Art. God is awesome!!

Romance / Re: Should I Stay Or Leave Him by OldHag: 11:15pm On Jul 22, 2012
Love dont come with a guarantee, many have wished. Just tell him a broken heart hurts so good there's nothing to it, besides he is a player, so go ahead and break his heart into lil pieces, by walking out on him. A threat in any relationship is WRONG.
Romance / Re: Secrets That Can End Your Relationship by OldHag: 10:43pm On Jul 22, 2012
Lord have Mercy. . . . out he goes if there is any sign of him cross dressing.
Romance / Re: Can You Love Your Friend's Sister? by OldHag: 1:23pm On Jul 19, 2012
Ok, im all ears, advice on what? Is your friend's sister of legal age meaning is she old enough to date your friend?
Romance / Re: Why Do Short Ladies Like Marying Tall Men? by OldHag: 1:08pm On Jul 19, 2012
Beacause tall husbands come in handy when you go shopping in grocery stores, they help you with all the stuff you cant reach on the top shelves. tongue
Health / Re: All People With Aids Or Other Std's Should Be Castrated by OldHag: 6:36am On Jul 19, 2012
pleep: But seriously think about, it one person with aids could give it to dozens of people. Very often they don't even care... think of that dude from Queen.

Really stds should be the easiest diseases to eradicate, but political correctness is messing everything up.

Please leave Freddy Mercury (lead singer for Queen) outta this. RIP.

Each one should take full responsibility for themselves. Think twice before you entrust your body to someone else. PLAY SAFE ALWAYS USE A CONDOM.
Politics / Re: Has The Nigerian Govt Ever Done Anything For Nigerians? by OldHag: 6:24am On Jul 19, 2012
The Government have done a lot for the country, take a real good look around you, ok progress maybe slow but they are getting there.
Romance / Re: How Do I Choose A Life Partner? by OldHag: 10:49pm On Jul 18, 2012
Mynd_44:
That worked for you right?

Wouldnt you like to know. . . . grin Lets just say the Old Hag has come a long long way. cool
Romance / Re: Most People Who Get Married, Truly Want Their Marriage To Succeed; Unfortunately by OldHag: 10:46pm On Jul 18, 2012
duke smith: Most people who get married, truly want their marriage to succeed; unfortunately, not everyone does the things necessary to make sure it does.

Unfortunately as long as we have social networking going on, marriage/relationships are no longer solid and many cant be bothered to make it work. Forget about your reasonable tips, they aint listening to ya, not even if you used a mega phone to put your message across.

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