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Phones › Re: Mtn Ipulse Unlimited Browsing by olempe(m): 8:50pm On May 24, 2015

torinotarino:
Free things wet dey commot something better.

Thus one na browse and fall sick

Celebrities › Kenyan Lawyer Offers Obama 50 Cows To Marry His Daughter Malia by olempe(op): 8:46pm On May 24, 2015

A Kenyan lawyer has offered US President Barrack Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats for his daughter’s hand in marriage. Speaking to The Nairobian, Felix Kiprono said his dream is to marry one of Obama’s daughters, Malia, and he is ready to meet Obama to discuss the matter when he visits Kenya in July. “I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the brideprice,” he said.

The young lawyer claims his love for Malia is real and not infatuation. He claims Malia has Kenyan blood since his father Obama has Kenyan roots. Kiprono said he is not after the family’s money, adding that his love is real. “People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” he said, adding that, “I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him. I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with whom we have interacted several times.”
The lawyer said that should Obama accept his request, his engagement to the ‘love of his life’ will be “unique with a twist.”

“If my request is granted, I will not resort to the cliche of popping champagne. Instead, I will surprise her with mursik, the traditional Kalenjin sour milk. As an indication that she is my queen, I will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around her head,” he said.

“I will propose to her on a popular hill in Bureti near my father’s land where leaders and warriors are usually crowned. The place is called Kapkatet, which means ‘victory’,adding, “ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman,” he said.

http://www.nigerianscoop.com/kenyan-lawyer-offers-obama-50-cows-70-sheep-30-goats-to-marry-his-daughter-malia/

Webmasters › Re: New And Old Bloggers, Enter Here Let's Network by olempe(m): 4:52pm On May 24, 2015

General news http://nigerianscoop.com

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: LAPO Is Recruiting Personal Assistant To Director And Marketer by olempe(m): 4:49pm On May 24, 2015

christopheojo:
pls u people shud forget about lapo benin d story wud be too long 4 me to explain here....just forge ahead. God knows d best for us

Thanks. But pls try and tell us more so we would know why we should let it go

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Crime › Re: I Want To Change My Signature. Any Advice? by olempe(m): 2:45pm On May 24, 2015

Brb

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Massive Recruitment at Federal University, Kashere Gombe State, May 2015 by olempe(m): 7:49pm On May 23, 2015

haul:
Ahahahhahaha! now you guys will say government no create job, job dey here so una dey complain

Make government create job for where peace dey na cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: 16 Yrs Old Obama's Daughter (malia) Shock The World With This Hot Selfie by olempe(m): 7:46pm On May 23, 2015

What's hot here huh

Phones › Re: MTN Unlimited Midnight Browsing by olempe(m): 7:39pm On May 23, 2015

Neduzze5:
Lolz... I've a free sim I can try it out on. The question is; How do I migrate to impulse?

Google is ur friend...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Massive Recruitment at Federal University, Kashere Gombe State, May 2015 by olempe(m): 7:36pm On May 23, 2015

I think I'd pass.

Politics › Re: Tropicana Shopping Mall: Akpabio Opens N300 Million Facility In Uyo (photos) by olempe(m): 2:41pm On May 23, 2015

sholatech:
This complex will be in billions. Maybe the paper meant 3b Naira instead of 300m Naira. Some Journalists not good with figures!

I guess the journalist would state the official figure given to him, or maybe its simply 300million but we find it hard to believe cos we're used to big figures with which they use to dupe us.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Should Never Shake A Woman(haram) President Or Not, He Can Do This (pics) by olempe(m): 8:45pm On May 22, 2015

BabaNath:
Baba, you need provide a meaningful job for this op. He needs as much help as he can get

I concur to the core.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Photo: OMG! See This Shocking Application Letter By A BSC Holder by olempe(m): 8:34pm On May 22, 2015

This letter is legendary!!! grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Photo: OMG! See This Shocking Application Letter By A BSC Holder by olempe(m): 8:25pm On May 22, 2015

CHM11:
For every BSC holder like this, there are 99 HND holders with even worse approach to situations.

Lol, Those guys that will see advert of Job opening on jobsites, vanguard and facebook. The next thing, they will start applying via the comment box.
some even put their phone number so the HR will call them. Lmao!

those ones are so dumb that they make my stomach turn undecided

Politics › Re: Protest In Kano As Muslim Youths Burn Court Over 'blasphemous Comment' by olempe(m): 1:06pm On May 22, 2015

Muslims again! undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Massive Graduate Recruitment At Workforce Management Centre (140 Positions) by olempe(m): 4:34am On May 22, 2015

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: LAPO Is Recruiting Personal Assistant To Director And Marketer by olempe(m): 1:13pm On May 21, 2015

ritzytbabs:
nothing yet oo

Smh... Patiently waiting.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: LAPO Is Recruiting Personal Assistant To Director And Marketer by olempe(m): 11:20am On May 21, 2015

Any news from Benin?

Crime › Re: How Shops Were Distoring In Umuahia Along Ozuakoli Road. (photos) by olempe(m): 3:32pm On May 19, 2015

Eyaaa... I will comment when the picture loads.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Online News Updater Needed For Immediate Employment by olempe(m): 8:13pm On May 18, 2015

crossblane1:
bros can u drop the company website address here.pls I would love to work

I still work there; sorry, can't release it. Can't let u take my job sad

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Politics › Re: Buhari & Lara Oshiomhole’s Handshake Cause Commotion On Twitter by olempe(m): 9:45pm On May 17, 2015

Gbaghan:
The poster above ^^^ is a fool!

If you post below me, you are a goat!

And if you quote me, i will kill you!

Seun, where's the Unlike button?

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Crime › Re: Witch Who Has Male And Female Organ Caught In Ghana [photos] by olempe(m): 1:30pm On May 17, 2015

vfactor:
Despite advance technology and abundant information, africans still remain backwards. Never heard of haemaphrodites before? Here we call dem witches. But if it is to wear rippeds jeans and see through clothes, we go learn quick!

Nonsense!

Imagine oooo undecided

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Crime › Re: PHOTOS : Five Years Old Boy Hawking Vegetables In Ogun by olempe(m): 1:27pm On May 17, 2015

Na wa o... Shey na poverty we go call am or parental dysfunction. But I call it Questionable parenting.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: LAPO Is Recruiting Personal Assistant To Director And Marketer by olempe(m): 1:16pm On May 17, 2015

ritzytbabs:
it was great meeting/hanging out with an intellectual mind like yours, God's favor will single us out for the job.... (AMEN)

Same here my brother.

Webmasters › Re: Help!!! How To Add My Site To A Facebook Like Page by olempe(m): 6:41pm On May 16, 2015

Its not add na, with Google, there's nothing you cant do.

Webmasters › Re: How To Integrate Online Payment In My Website by olempe(m): 6:39pm On May 16, 2015

Learning...

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: LAPO Is Recruiting Personal Assistant To Director And Marketer by olempe(m): 3:08pm On May 16, 2015

Haywhybaba007:
Let's share our experiences ,wat was it like?mine: l was among the last group of 12 to be interviewed nd we were asked questions one after the other,they(Lapo) started very late nd l left dere around 5pm.from wat l heard dem say its a one year contract offer wit a salary of 40k.That is just too poor.

40k seriously? Mtschew

Crime › Re: Possessed' Man Eats Live Baby In Front Of Cameras (causion ! Graphics Picture) by olempe(m): 1:41pm On May 16, 2015

End time!!!

I saw it here too http://www.nigerianscoop.com/horror-man-eats-live-baby-in-front-of-cameras/

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: LAPO Is Recruiting Personal Assistant To Director And Marketer by olempe(m): 11:04am On May 15, 2015

ritzytbabs:
yeah am there, am the guy with a black backpack & lemon green zippers on it.....Reveal yourself?

Men in black, seat 14, 2 o'clock

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