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Meringe:
Condom might be used for so many reasons. So you don't just conclude.

BackDatAssUp:
Good to see that the Americans are up and on in their disintegration agenda.

Fools keep believing in America and tat bastard Obama having your interests at heart.

America wants to Balkanize this nation of ours and instill wars over us.

Keep playing the fool.

Daft niggers

DonaldGenes:
iSee someone being arrested except Mr.President will turn a blind eye.

lookingforjob:
THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MY PARENTS. I WAS A GOOD YOUNG FOOTBALLER BACK THEN BUT INSTEAD OF ENROLLING ME IN PEPSI ACADEMY, THEY INSIST I GO TO SCHOOL. NOW I FINISH SCHOOL AFTER 4YEARS NO JOB. GOD KNOWS I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN A GOOD FOOTBALL CLUB NOW EARNING MY LIVING.


E NO GO BETTER FOR THEM

adeyemi2015:
If the family of the deceased (RIP) are to cast their votes on the February 14th, they would do so with tears running than their respective cheeks; mourning and miming that; if the Forces are well equipped and organised, our dear son wouldn't have died just like that.
To the gallant Army of Change, we acknowledge his sacrifice to his fatherland, and rest assure him that he and other heroes wouldn't die in vain.
GEJ administration is filled with tragedy across the nation. Those who are still supporting him are doing so because they do not feel the pains many are feeling right now.
Whether he has hand in the tragic events and scenarios that engulfed the nation, he's the number one citizen thus all blames must be channeled to him as the Leader. If he's not capable to withstand the pressure, he should honourably step aside and learn from the right person.

Wuuworld:
The thing is much with girls,some of them smell like locust beans...LoL!! I die here... If u have Body odour,just know that ur body is no more the temple of God and holy spirit because they will suffocate if they live inside of u...

wizard007:
The picture doesnt look like a passport photograph, something is amiss

obongproff:
OP, I like dis ya post oh becos u just made d marriage scarier for some ppl. I wanted to marry dis year but with all u mentioned, I have to post-pone it till I feel I can handle dem.

Thanks for your profound marriage risks-analysis.

lovelyadeola:
[b]First of all I’d like to congratulate you on a wise
decision to invest your time reading this report. I’m
excited and you should be as well because the time
that you’ve invested today will come back to you in
multiplied income in the next 30 days!
I’ve learnt a lot, mainly about things that Don’t Work
Fiverr was one of the sites that I stumbled upon,
tried it and it worked!

This incomes wont come over-night but i assured
you will never lose out your precious time for
reading and doing this...
it is one of the easiest and fastest ways to actually
start making money online with Zero Investment!

Let’s start from the beginning...
Account Creation
The best way to break into successful selling on
Fiverr is to create an account that will be focused
on one certain type of gigs. Many people just sign in with facebook, create random gigs in different
categories and hope for the best... We will do it the
right way! So we will have to create a new Fiverr
account and name it accordingly to what we’ll be
doing. Try to look for names like ‘article_writing’,
‘reviews_testimonials’ or something similar. You
can also go more personal with ‘articles_by_john’ or
whatever your name is...
This will actually help you to rank better in the
Fiverr search results!
away with your gigs..

And that’s it! This is the method that has the
potential to make you at least $300 a month Good
luck to you.
Remember!
“If you don’t build your dream, someone else will
hire you to help them build theirs.”
If this is useful for you Please leave behind a
comment and share with FAM.
CHEERS :-)[/b]

lovelyadeola:
[b]First of all I’d like to congratulate you on a wise
decision to invest your time reading this report. I’m
excited and you should be as well because the time
that you’ve invested today will come back to you in
multiplied income in the next 30 days!
I’ve learnt a lot, mainly about things that Don’t Work
Fiverr was one of the sites that I stumbled upon,
tried it and it worked!

This incomes wont come over-night but i assured
you will never lose out your precious time for
reading and doing this...
it is one of the easiest and fastest ways to actually
start making money online with Zero Investment!

Let’s start from the beginning...
Account Creation
The best way to break into successful selling on
Fiverr is to create an account that will be focused
on one certain type of gigs. Many people just sign in with facebook, create random gigs in different
categories and hope for the best... We will do it the
right way! So we will have to create a new Fiverr
account and name it accordingly to what we’ll be
doing. Try to look for names like ‘article_writing’,
‘reviews_testimonials’ or something similar. You
can also go more personal with ‘articles_by_john’ or
whatever your name is...
This will actually help you to rank better in the
Fiverr search results!

Gigs Creation
The two main categories we will be creating gigs in
are;
‘Writing & Translation - Creative Writing & Scripting’
and ‘Writing & Translation – Reviews’. The other
categories we will use for more exposure (by
basically create the same gigs but wording them a
bit differently) are ‘Writing & Translation - SEO
Keyword Optimization’ (for SEO optimized articles/
blog posts), ‘Writing & Translation - Website
Content’ and ‘Writing & Translation - Other’.
Again, it is very important to word both the title of
the gig and the description differently from the gigs
you already have created. If you won’t, Fiverr will
remove them and there is a chance they will only
do so after some time (just when they’ll notice it)
and you’ll lose all your Positive Fiverr Cash Flow
Feedback from buyers which is Essential to achieve success on Fiverr! When creating a new gig make
sure to add the keywords to the title, throughout the description and also in the tags. Also add the word ‘Fiverr’ a couple of times in the gig’s description (by writing something like ‘If you are looking for
someone to write an article for you here on Fiverr,
seek no more!’ etc).
Again, by doing this, your gig will be ranked higher
in the searches. When it comes to delivery time, I
suggest this: When your account is brand new, offer
a fast delivery (one day, two days max). That’s how
you’ll get the first sales and Positive Feedback from
your first 10 buyers.
Once you’ll have 10 Positive Feedback’s from your
buyers and your account will be 30 days old, it will
automatically be promoted to ‘Level 1 Seller’!

As a ‘Level 1 Seller’ you’ll be able to add ‘Gig
Extras’ to your gigs and that’s where you start
making much more profit (up to $30 per gig!).
Fiverr Cash Flow So once you are a ‘Level 1 Seller’
do this: set up your
article/blog post gigs to a 4 day delivery with an
option to
deliver Extra Fast (+$5) in 1-2 days.

For reviews/testimonials gigs do 2 days delivery
and 1 day Extra Fast. These alone
will double your earnings per gig!
Your next goal is to become a Level 2 Seller, which
will allow you to charge even more for gigs!
I’ll discuss the other gig extras below, under each
category. So these are the types of gigs we’ll be
doing. They are divided into 6 categories. Fiverr
allows you to create up to 20 gigs per account so in
order to take advantage of that we will reword each
gig 2-3 times and post it in a different
category for maximum exposure.

To take this to the next level you can create
multiple Fiverr accounts but remember that each
one will have to be connected to a different PayPal
account–if not Fiverr will freeze your account!

Types of Gigs
So these are the 6 categories with a description on
what you should do to deliver gigs fast:
Articles – people are in constant need of articles.
They don’t have the time to write themselves but
they need content for their websites, blogs or
other sites where they would like to publish on.
The best part is that they need fresh content non-
stop! That’s why they will be coming back to you
over and over again But how to write an original
article in 5-10min The answer is simple:
- we will not be writing anything
- we will be re-writing other articles!
Let’s say someone needs an article about ‘cat
health’. What we’ll do is go to
www.ezinearticles.com, www.articlesbase.com or
www.buzzle.com, find an article of the right size
about the topic, copy it to our word file and rewrite
it just enough for it to pass the Copy Scape test
(www.copyscape.com or www.plagium.com).
That’s it!

As for the size of articles – it shouldn’t be more
than 300-400 words (some people offer more but
you want to deliver your gigs quickly, right?). What
I’d suggest is 300 words for $5 and then with Gig
Extras - 600 words $10, 900 words $15 etc.

SEO Articles – same thing with the only difference
of incorporating the buyer’s keywords into the
article. The key words should not exceed 1-3% of
the entirety of the text.

Gig Extras - the same as articles Fiverr

Blog posts – it is the exact same story as with
articles but for more exposure we can create
various gigs for different people. Some of them will
be looking for articles, some for blog posts but for
us it is the exact same thing!
Gig Extras work exactly the same as with articles.

Article Rewrites – Some people already have an
article they would like to publish but they know
they can’t just copy-paste it from another site and
they don’t have the time to rewrite it themselves.
This makes your job even easier since it saves
you time with looking for the right article. You’ll
only need to rewrite it like you would for any other
gig.
Again, Gig Extras will be the same as with an
article.

Reviews – with reviews there are two ways to go.
20% of the buyers will ask you to write a review of
their product which later they will upload to their
website–in this case you go to Google, type in
‘the_product_name review’ and once you find it,
simply rewrite it in your own words.

80% of buyers however will ask you to post a
review of their product or service online. They can
ask to leave a review on sites like Amazon, Good
Reads, Trip Advisor, Google Places, Kudzu etc.
This is even simpler because you’ll only need to
write around 75-100 words saying how amazing
their product/service is. If you are ‘reviewing’ a
book you can simply rewrite someone else’s
review.
When setting up Gig Extras you can simply do: 1
review $5, 2 reviews $10 etc. Many people will
order 2-3 reviews f.e.to review their book on
Amazon, Goodreads and Barnes & Noble – these
are great because you’ll only have to write one
review and post it to three sites, cashing in $15 for
100 words..

Testimonials – very similar to reviews. You’ll get
two types of buyers again – people that will ask
you to write a testimonial for them to put up on
their website (again max 100 words!). The other
ones are the ones that want you to publish the
testimonial yourself – takes only a minute longer
Gig Extras will be the same as with Reviews.

The Delivery
Now when you’ll be delivering the gig there are a
few essential things to do that will skyrocket your
sales:

- Always give a Free Gift to the buyer! Make them
feel like you are really over delivering! Some
people offer a second gig for free, a gig extra for
free but I like to do something different – give
them a Free Ebook! You can go to
www.theplrstore.com and buy a few of these for $
1-$2 apiece. Why a few? Because if a buyer
orders more than one gig you want to give him a
different ebook each time! The ebook can be about
anything but it would be nice if they could actually
use it – your buyer is a busy person outsourcing
projects – give him an ebook about productivity or
time management

- What I didn’t mention before is that you also
should create a gig saying ‘I will gratefully accept
a tip for $5’. No one will buy it but the magic
happens when you are delivering your gigs. After
explaining to your buyer whatever you need when
delivering, say something like ‘If you feel I did a
great job feel free to give me a tip – I’d really
appreciate it’ and give them the link to the tip gig.
Many people will do nothing but the ones that will
decide to leave you a tip will increase
your income with no extra effort on your part!

- And the most crucial part of the gig selling
process – asking for Positive Feedback! You want
to avoid negative feedback like fire so drop a line
like ‘If you are not satisfied with my delivery, let
me know and I’ll fix it for you instantly!’.nYou also
want the buyer to leave Positive Feedback but if
you’ll simply ask, only around 50% of people will
actually listen to you. That is why we will bribe
them! Add a line saying ‘Please leave Positive
Feedback, if you will I’ll send you another Free
Gift!’. Of course if they do you simply send them
another one of the ebooks you’ve bought to give
away with your gigs..

And that’s it! This is the method that has the
potential to make you at least $300 a month Good
luck to you.
Remember!
“If you don’t build your dream, someone else will
hire you to help them build theirs.”
If this is useful for you Please leave behind a
comment and share with FAM.
CHEERS :-)[/b]

ProfDumbledor:
what message did u receive after submission? They displayed this message on d application page when i submitted; ''your applicatiion has been successfully submitted''

Alexisu:
Bro, Plz did u use your phone or a system?
av been trying to apply, but d site did not open since yesterday.

wristwatch:
I applied yesterday and got a successful application mail

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