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Am a gud fan of Timaya, i love his song morethen any other music, What maks me 2 like d song most is that, my Father always love hearing me singing his song. On a faithful day i met him 4 my school fee, which he promise d following day, i was very happy dat day, later in d evening i started singing Timaya song, the mistake that i did was to sing dis song, Na me go burial my papa, My papa nor go burial me O.
D fellowing day i went 2 him 4 the fee. He told me that, Me that want to burial him, that he is not going to give me the fee.
That how Timaya finish meAm a gud fan of Timaya, i love his song morethen any other music, What maks me 2 like d song most is that, my Father always love hearing me singing his song. On a faithful day i met him 4 my school fee, which he promise d following day, i was very happy dat day, later in d evening i started singing Timaya song, the mistake that i did was to sing dis song, Na me go burial my papa, My papa nor go burial me O.
D fellowing day i went 2 him 4 the fee. He told me that, Me that want to burial him, that he is not going to give me the fee.
That how Timaya finish me

Gentiejag: I ddnt want to comment on dis thread but
@oliver like me...wth was that u just typed?...it kant b english, can it?

Guy nor b english na fnlish, com teach me, i go pay you

Well, mine happed like dis and i called it 2go love,
i met dis girl on 2go, after some chat we excharge numbers and she angry 2 my girlfriend, we have been 2gether 4 about 5 mouths now, on july 15 dis year, she came 2 my place and we were 2gether from 3 in the af2non til 8 in d night, so i told her to start going home cus it late, she said dat i should follow her to her dad place where she stays, so i did, few blocks b4 we wil reach her dad place, i told her 2 go home cus i don't want questions 4rm her dad, she said ok but b4 i leave i should romance her a little which i agree, we went 2 a dark corner where nobody wil reconize us, we started romancing, we spend about 2hr romancing suddenly i saw some1 pointing touch light at us approching fast, immiadiatly she said, eaya i don enter trouble O, my daddy. I reply yur dad, she said yes , i told her dat since he has nt com 2 close 2 us, we should run and hide but she said no dat i should stand and told her dad dat am excouting her, i don't knw what took my leg 2 run, i discharge b4 she knw it, as i was runing i fell into pit, i came out of d pit and went hom, i did't sleep house dat very day, thinking dat her dad we com dat night, cus she is d only child her dad have and her dad is an retired Army, i left my mum place 2 work around 5:30am the next day, i went online whether she is online bt she is nt, i was 2 afraid 2 call her, i was restless 2ru out dat day, later in d evening she send me txt 2 com online which i quickly did.
She told me dat that man was nt her father and i have loose her dat we can nt be 2gether again, i ask her why, she said my action show dat i can't stand 4 her in time of trouble dat am nt man enough 2 b her man.
Am miss her now very badly

The problem is that
1. I don't know how to connect it to wi-fi network,
2. if i plug it to my system 2ru usb, it show APPLE IPOD, only. i can't use it to download music,application and picture from my system.
With all this the Ipod is some how useless to me Help please

The problem is that 1.I don't know how to connect it to wa-fi network, 2. if i plug it to my system 2ru usb, it show APPLE IPOD, only. i can't use it to download music,application and picture from my system.
With all this the Ipod is some how useless to me Help please

Matriculants were writing biology, and one Question was about drawing Vagina, and Zinhle looked under her skirt, The boy next to her Screamed "Teacher Zinhle is coping from the Original.

The woman is a photographer, while the Husband is the picture being shot

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Yea you are correct the answer is me

No, not correct

Ok take this one
My father and mY mother, have a child the child is not my brother not my sister, Who is the Child?

A man was panting a 12 story building when at once he took a wrong step and fell 4rum the scarforder that he was standing on, but God so kind, he mistakly hold on, on a pole with his 2 hands, that if he leave the pole he will fall 4rum the up of the building you know what that means, he started shouting O God help me please, he conturnue shouting it bitterlly and he was cring. Sudenly a voice cam down heaven saying do you love me, the man reply O God you know I do with all my heart, the vioce said are you sure, yes yes yes yes said the man, the voice said if you truely love me remove your left hand 4rum the pole, the man did. Remaining his right hand, I've I've remove it lord, the voice said again if you truely love me remove your 1st finger in your right hand 4rum d pole, d man did, d voice said again, remove your 2nd finger, the man did,your 3rd your 4th finger, the man did remaining the last finger,the voice said if you really truely love me very much remove the 5th finger in your right hand 4rum the pole, the man immidiatly provoke and say God Abeg If You Nor Won Help Me Make I Call On Another Person, he shouted louder Somebody Please help me, Somebody please help me somebody please helpppppppppppp.
Please if it was you what will you Do?