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screenagerjoe: Ollybarbie219

screenagerjoe: lol. see ds 1. Hw u wan take land on ofrima building, u go fly come down nii?

odizeey: nawa o. See as ASUU don mk una creative.
Screen,olly,n ashley. Weldone o

drjoebond080: .

me self go add my own
screenager :madam were u dey go ?
ollybarbie:I dey go see the president of nigeria
screenager:dat nl guy wey no dey comment ,wey jst dey ff d thread "drjoebond"?
ollybarbie:yes

screenagerjoe: no b only ur husband share. U go collect ur generation share join. Lemme add my own. *Helicopter descends from the sky nd lands in front of ICTC buildin in uniport were Ashely, fynestboi, odizeey and complete1 are standing.
Screenager: ASHeLY wt are u doing here. Have u collected my share??
Ashely: No sir. Am sorry sir *she prostrates on the floor.
Screenager: Oya go quick back to the house and continue frying dt garri so u cn go and sell, i dont want my wife to be lazy.
Ashely: OK sir.
*she rushes into the jeep i bot for her and zooms off*
Screenager: are u nt that mod on NL 40 yrs ago.
Fynestboi: Yes sir. *he bows a little*
Screenager: oh! I cn see u are here for the postUme. Well take my number, i will make sure u r admitted
*the rush 4 my digits as if its gold and i turn nd go back to my copter, buh dts after i gv dem bundles of #10,000 Notes...... am Kind like dat

screenagerjoe: my roomie 4 school just called to tell me dt d strike has been called off.

Taylor184: Doc,are you sure Usin d orthodox method is d best way to solve this Andyblaze's AroismCos his case kips gettin worse evriday ...

olatunji21: den kan u b d sugar in my tea??

leavestory: Odikwa very serious

Alikaxon: Pls... Most of u hear are sounding very naughty and inexperienced. She wearing a tight jean or watsoever doesn't really deter my moves. The body chemistry of u guys must be mutual 4 any activity to take place, I hope u guys don't molest ur girls? D way u pple re sounding. Even if she was unclad to my house, that doesn't mean I shud just enta like that. Haba! U guys disappoint me, ur manners are highly depricable, das y most girls think guys re nt romantic. There is a way u wil flow with her, even if she padlocked herself, she 'll open it. U guys just hav to be logical and tak advantage of her emotions, know how to regulate her emotionally.... She 'll be mad 4 u.

peppy luv: Dem plenty for Unibuja especially faculty of law girls starving themselves just to buy brazillian hair and bb which is their trademark not even bothering to change their 'it was white shirt'!

Mehlena: OverStale!. Hmmm Was it the girl's spirit that was saying the story or wat.

Boss Ttdiamonds: ASUU chairman b like if Ɣoΰ know Ɣoΰ are feeling this strike Spiritually let me hear Ɣoΰ say NEXXXT YEEAAAR!!!

Ayima: The only news i want to hear is that breaking news all ASUU members death.

leavestory: mbanu!!!!na ur load na u go carry am

linpok: Na guess work,BTW! I dnt even knw weda na girl/boy get dat name

leavestory: you must be a learner!!!!! oily barbie give this broda a good response oooo,

12month: holy barbie u look like a female geek or bookworm...Na dose kind girl I dey like sha

linpok: Me no knw am sef,,I just guessd d name tho,

linpok: So u even knw her sef

12month: linpok how can u say dis fine girl look like Carmen Hayes... a IndecentStar! smh

linpok: Lmao! U no giv me feedback on weda u don see am yet nau

linpok: Umm! Wetin hapn

linpok: Haha! Search fr d name...u both hav a strikin resemblance wit dat ur pic

linpok: Haha! Search fr d name...u both hav a strikin resemblance wit dat ur pic

leavestory: good to see u on nairaland

fabulousfortune: Ur beautiful. Is dat lens medicated!

linpok: Nice pishure! BTW...u look lik Carmen Hayes in dis pic