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Hi guys, the lady in question must has written her will in her last wish. Anyway anyhow, I wish good luck.

I wish you quick recovery Mama

Igbemo rice

Both phones are good but I will settle for Nokia.

My people, my take is that they should allow this gov. to finish his tenure in peace. After forcing him to drop his ambition to recontest, which he is well deserved as my best performing governor, they are now threatening him with impeachment. Even if some of us pretend that all is well many of us are not fools. They should not push us to the wall. I overheard their boss saying there is no impeachment. Up Lagos

Where is the breast!

God's time is the best.

ATIKU or wetin u call urself, u are just bragging over spilled milk. Political wise, u are no match for Jagaban in Lagos. In fairness to u and ur dummy phe dee phe ,u and ur cohort rigged 2003 general elections, especiallu in d s/w. Allah will not forgive for dragging us backward. You will continue to regret even after 2019.

Where is the chicken, and two, what is the chicken name?

+7 , -22 which one's the highest figure?

That's APc uniform!

God bless my President , God bless Ekiti and God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Mind your business busybodies!!!

My guy has put two behind his 6th balloon DPR enemy

With this honor, the President has done what should been done by previous government. Better late than never. I salute the courage of Mr president for given back to the Nigerian masses our stolen mandate. I am happy and also appealing to Mr president to go a step further by declaring chief MKO Abiola President posthumously. This will show the sincerity his government.
Happy Democracy Day!!!

copy that

The poison also looks beautiful

MY HOUSE WAS ABOUT TO BE LOCKED on the 4th of February, just because I was not able to raise rent. I posted it on facebook seeking for help, but all I got was 2 likes & zero comments.
So I sent 100 messages to my contact list requesting for a loan of Ksh3, 000. Sadly only 10ppl replied. 6 out of the 10 claimed they can't help. Only 1 out of the 4 who said they could help actually gave me some money but the rest only gave me excuses and never picked my calls. At the end, my door was locked.
_I have no where to sleep. I walked in the dark seeking options and sadly a heavy storm carried me away. Fast forward, the next day news quickly spread around that I had died.
1500 ppl posted on my wall how they knew me. How great I was. A committee was formed by my “loyal” friends who contributed Ksh20,000 to feed guests at my funeral.
My colleagues at work teamed up and brought another Ksh10,000 for coffin, tents and chairs.
I am burried in a coffin worth Kshs 5000 but since they purchased it in haste there was a middle man who sold it to them for Ksh8,000.
Relatives meet again, it's a rare occasion for them to meet, so they met. For my send off they contributed an extra Ksh8,000.
Everyone wants to volunteer in order to appear they are helping. The printed T-shirts with my image, each T-Shirt costing Ksh120, youths pay, so the T-shirt man gets Ksh 6,000 from my death.
Everyone wants to speak in my funeral. There is drama all over from people who never knew how I survived. There was rumour that I was murdered by my friends. People falsely accused my successful relatives of sacrificing me. Speeches are made on how talented I was even those who never attended my events. The few friends who supported me didn't get the chance to speak during my funeral although they knew the Truth. In fact they are prime suspects for my death..................

Don't show people Love when they are gone show when they can appreciate you..
Call people when they can pick your call not when they are gone and you pretend to shed crocodile tears when in fact they cannot hear you.

THIS IS THE IRONY OF LIFE; WE LOVE THE DEAD MORE THAN THE LIVING.

I WANT EVERYBODY READING THIS STORY TO SHARE IT. SHARE IT AFTER READING TO PREACH TO SOME WICKED FRIENDS OUT THERE...!!,

It is like amoebic expression

Lazy govt vs lazy politicianz.

Beginning of a new thing.

This is a typical example of a lazy Nigerian our President was referring to. Ha O ma she o

It is a shame on the police for receiving musketry training from a terrorist.

For those who are reading this now,this December will not see your end,you will live to fulfill your destiny in Jesus mighty name... Amen

Shameless being. She can still pose nude after she was put to Family line by younger underage boy. I pity this generation

please ask mr google for your question..

HALA MADRID. CHAMPIONS MADE IN HEAVEN.

Where is Yahya Bello,sorry Jammeh? The answer is he's going down low. How could a leader not lead by example in this part of the world?. African leaders should stop disgracing themselves. It is not too late for Jammeh to cede power and do the needful. Better late than never. In my opinion, brother Jammeh should surrender and beg for forgiveness. I still dey laugh ooo

The man want to cultivate plantain farming. Abi him dey sell booli?

HBD SIR. LLNP