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Romance › Re: This Couple Has People Talking (photo) by oloriooko(m): 9:16am On Jun 26, 2017
shocked
All I can see is the guys obituary grin
Politics › Re: Hausa Audio Message: Buhari's Speech Is Impaired - Sahara Reporters by oloriooko(m): 9:13am On Jun 26, 2017
falcon01:
Almost everybody in nigeria understands hausa. It is kinda the second understanble language in nigeria. But due to the tribal war going on you will always see fault in it. when did all these started?.
I can't believe this guy shocked
Your issue is worse than PMB's and your case is hopeless.
Politics › Re: What President Buhari's Handlers And Supporters Are Doing To Him - Pius Adesanmi by oloriooko(m): 8:05pm On Jun 25, 2017
Guseh:
What President Buhari's handlers and supporters are doing to him - and what he is doing to himself or allowing them to do to him if he still has full agency and sentience - is pathetic.

I just listened to his eid "message to Nigerians".
Somehow, in a small part of the brains of his handlers, it was perfectly okay for the President of Nigeria to send a goodwill message to Nigerians in Hausa!

So much for all the work Osinbajo has been
doing to preach unity, inclusion, national unity, and all that jazz in times of perilous contestations of the rationale for the existence of the Nigerian state. And then, that drained, strained, barely-audible,
and tired voice.

That voice belongs to a man who needs to be surrounded by his family and fight his
health battles in dignity.
This is not a voice that should be hanging on, holding on, clinging to office in defiance of good sense.

Those staging these cameos are preying on the dignity of a very ill man.
Anyway, when next you trample on the man's dignity and stage the next cameo, remember that Nigeria has an official language: either you make him talk to us in a language we can all understand or you make him record the same message in some 800 different Nigerian languages.
Do you understand?

E wokun oni noin. E ku r'odun. Se gbogbo ghin igbadun odun?
I just spoke Yagba.
I cannot claim to have addressed that eid message to Nigerians.
I addressed it to Okun people, Okun Muslims in particular. Do you get it now?

-Pius Adesanmi
OP your head dey there
I never listened the audio nonsense cuz it's becoming more glaring to the blind that PMB has lost his dignity due to greed for power. Corruption has many faces and bubu is corrupt.
Politics › Re: House On The Rock Church Branch In Abuja Is On Fire, Seriously Burning (Photos) by oloriooko(m): 4:38pm On Jun 25, 2017
Ile oba t'ojo, ewa lo bu si
Out the ashes shall rise a majestic edifice, no shaking, no dulling!
Technology Market › Re: **Clearance Sales! Brand New Xiaomi Redmi Note4, 3gb, 32gb. All Colors N More** by oloriooko(m): 4:35pm On Jun 25, 2017
What of Redmi 4s
Christianity Etc › Re: Tragic - House On The Rock Church In Abuja On Fire (video) by oloriooko(m): 4:29pm On Jun 25, 2017
Ile oba t'ojo, ewa lo bu si
Out of the ashes shall rise a more majestic edifice, no shaking
Phones › Re: Mother Of All Phones Is Back With The New Updated Version Of Nokia 3310 by oloriooko(m): 12:51pm On Jun 24, 2017
Too expensive for 18k shouldn't be more than 10k angry
Politics › Re: President Buhari Might Return To Nigeria Within A Week - Sahara Reporters by oloriooko(m):
I thought I voted for a honest and transparent person little did I know he had other ailments known to him that has hampered his desire to put Nigeria straight

For the sake of his reputation and the confidence exhibited by those who voted him in, I think PMB should throw in the towel. His intentions are laudable and achievable

I wish him quick recovery and happy life
Phones › Re: Samsung Brings Back Flip Phones Running Android OS: Meet Samsung Galaxy Folder 2 by oloriooko(m): 7:10pm On Jun 23, 2017
I love this, classy kiss
Technology Market › Re: Brand New Xiaomi Redmi Note 4x @ 60K by oloriooko(m): 7:05pm On Jun 23, 2017
Location?
Technology Market › Re: SOLD! SOLD!! Alienware 15" Core I7, 16gb Ram, 1tb Hdd+ Geforce Gtx 970+amplifier by oloriooko(m): 6:46pm On Jun 22, 2017
300k?
Technology Market › Re: Need Laptop Asap by oloriooko(op): 6:33pm On Jun 22, 2017
*Model* : IdeaPad Y400

*Excellent condition.

*Configuration* :

Intel i7 3630QM 2.4GHz processor
8GB DDR3 SDRAM
14" HD LED backlit widescreen display (1366 x 768)
NVIDIA GeForce GT 750M graphics with 2GB GDDR5 memory
1TB 5400 RPM hard drive
DVD+/-RW drive
Intel 2230 802.11b/g/n Wifi
Bluetooth 4.0
Webcam
Windows 8

This is what I need or something close
Phones › Re: How To Know Who Is Tracking You Through Your Smartphone And What To Do To Protec by oloriooko(m): 11:46am On Jun 20, 2017
Thanks OP
Politics › Re: ''president Buhari Is Suffering From Dementia, May Die Of Complications'-doctors by oloriooko(m): 11:40am On Jun 20, 2017
I think it's the source of this post that is suffering from dementia and will definitely die of complications. Just check the source and you will know it's deseased cheesy
Politics › Re: How APC Betrayed Buhari by oloriooko(m): 8:07am On Jun 19, 2017
OP please kindly rephrase your topic, it's incomplete
The topic should be "How APC betrayed Buhari and how Buhari betrayed Nigerians"
Celebrities › Re: Breast Display: Nigerian Girl Attacked On Instagram For Sharing These ‘indecent’ by oloriooko(m): 7:56am On Jun 19, 2017
These things must have suffered pure waterlike pressings cuz no be small thing this woman bwest see wey make them dey look ground
Computers › Re: Need New Laptop Asap by oloriooko(op): 7:53am On Jun 19, 2017
Jh2uvW7:
Hel l.o oloriooko
Wetin you get
Sports › Re: Crowd Queues At Ahmed Musa's House In Jos For Ramadan Charity by oloriooko(m): 7:53am On Jun 19, 2017
God bless this humble man for his generosity and kindness to people around him
May your kindness be rewarded, thumbs up for you sir!
Christianity Etc › How Pentecostals Moved The Goalposts by oloriooko(op): 7:43am On Jun 19, 2017
Got this on Whatsapp, long but worth reading, enjoy!

On a recent visit to Lagos, Nigeria, one of my spiritual sons invited me to speak to his congregants. I was thrilled, as I had not seen him for well over fifteen years, while he trained under me as a young minister.

On my arrival, I was pleasantly surprised to see he had the ushers lay a red carpet and line up on both sides for the ‘guest minister.’ from Ireland.

What an honor, I thought. Then I discovered there were two entrances into the hall. The main door was for the special guest. The smaller door was for ‘other members’.

As they alighted from their cars they were directed by the ushers towards the smaller door, and so was I! They could not recognize me, as I came wearing a pair of jeans, a simple cotton shirt and sporting a beard.

We were hurried to our seats, per adventure the ‘special guest’ arrived simultaneously. After all, they would not want us to be in the way, would they?

So, I obeyed the instruction of the ushers to sit somewhere near the back of the auditorium. No complaints for me, as I despise been fussed over anyway.

After the church service had started, the worried pastor left his seat, wondering why his ‘special guest’ was so late. I watched him from the corner of my eye, make his way outside the hall, three ushers and two ministers in tow.

As he passed, people were kneeling and doing obeisance. Some were old enough to mother him. He barely acknowledged them. How could he anyway, wedged between his handlers!

‘Have you seen the invited speaker arrive?,’ he asked the head usher. Alas, he was told ‘We have not seen the man of God, sir.’

On his way back in, looking flustered, I tried to walk up to him but was halted by the usher beside my row.’

“Please wait for ‘papa’ to pass through, sir” he said irritably.
‘Papa’? He is only in his early forties!’ I almost screamed.

Not one to be hindered, I cleared my throat and beckoned to 'Papa' from my humble back row seat. ‘Bro, I am here,’ I said. He almost fainted. And so did the usher. Who dared to call Papa an ordinary ‘bro’? ‘Ah sir, when did you come sir?,’ Papa gasped, nudging the usher out of the way.

‘Didn’t the ushers outside see you? And why are you sitting there?’
“I tried to come up to you at the front,” I protested,
‘but your bodyguards, sorry ushers, blocked my path.
They told me the front seats are reserved and led me to
the back seats. So I sat in the midst of God’s children.’
‘Sir, I am so sorry. Please let’s go to my office,’ he said.
‘Why,’ I asked.” The service already started.”

As he led me to the front, I could sense the congregation looking at me suspiciously.
I was like a fish out of water among the front sitters.
Who is this not so important person taking an important seat?
Why is he not wearing a suit? Where is his tie? How come he has a beard? Where is his protocol team?

As I often refuse to be introduced until after the sermon, the church greeted me with caution, wondering what kind of ‘man of God’ is this, wearing jeans on a Sunday morning?

But then when the Word of God came, many left with tears of conviction in their hearts, including the Papa. I visited the same church last year and he had taken my counsel.

Papa had died and Bro had taken his place. Long gone were the protocol team. His seat was now same as everyone else and he has learnt the lesson of humility.

Does this paint a picture of a Pentecostal church you know? If not watch out, there is one coming near you. The outward show is one of the most disheartening things about Pentecostal Christians. I mean, it won’t really be Pentecostal if there was no hype, would it?

Why are the pastor and his wife’s chairs different (nay, more comfortable) than the congregants? Are their own bottoms made of eggshells? Why do you allow your mothers and fathers age-mates to call you daddy? Because the church gave you a title? Hmmm. . .

Why do the pastor and ministers have special parking spaces? Surely if they arrive early enough, they could park anywhere? Oh, one more thing, why do you treat your Pastor like Bono? He stays in the office during Sunday School and announcements, pretending to be praying. He has the whole week to pray, surely? But when everyone has ended praising God, he makes a superstar entrance to preach, his iPad carried by hefty bouncers.

Excerpts from 'FREED TO GREED-How Pentecostals moved the goalposts.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Unhealthy Trust And Belief In Men Of God" by oloriooko(m): 9:14am On Jun 18, 2017
Destined2win:
Every single day, we either hear or read about the failings of men who were supposed to be called by God.This has given a lot of atheists and non Christians the footing and impetus to say and write a lot of derogatory things about God. They make mockery of God because we have put faith in men who have failed themselves and those who look up them.

Don't get it twisted, before you can agree to make someone your spiritual director, he or she must look better than you when it comes to the things of the spirit. He or she must have spiritual gift(s) that you believe will help you in your own quest to be a good Christian.
I believe for us to choose who we call our spiritual leader, such a person must have shown some spiritual attributes we desire, or attributes that complement ours. So we tend to navigate towards that angle. There is nothing wrong with this.

But a lot of us fail to draw the line where it should. We put so much hope and trust in our pastors and priests forgetting that they are humans too and can err. And when they fail our too much expectations, we begin to lose hope in God or the lose hope in the power of Christianity.

The truth is that there are a lot of wolves in sheep clothing parading themselves as pastors for even the bible made it clear that at the end times a lot of counterfeit pastors will arise claiming to be sent from God. When you put so much trust in your pastor, he is bound to fail you because God doesn't like sharing his glory. In one way or the other, He will try to bring back your attention to Him because He is the only one that can fulfill all your expectations.

The bottom line is, stop blaming your pastors when they fail your expectations, blame yourself for expecting so much from them. Seek for the God of Men not Men of God. They are men remember!

The powers God gives is for every Christian not pastors only. Once you can key into His word, it will always work for you with or without your pastor's approval.

Happy Sunday!!

Seun
Lalasticlala
OAM4J
The bolded is the crux of the matter which every Christian must come to terms with.
Drawing the fine delicate line is the problem many Christians face which makes them go into worshing these men thereby enslaving themselves unto men instead of the word of God.
Christianity Etc › Re: Shaykh Abdur Rahman Sudais (imam Of Makkah) Has Passed Away by oloriooko(m): 5:53pm On Jun 17, 2017
tartar9:
A morõn deserves to be ignored-Albert Einstein

Nntorr... grin
I don't expect a better response from a caged eranko
Politics › Re: PHOTO: If Lai Mohammed Were Pinocchio by oloriooko(m): 3:46pm On Jun 17, 2017
raker300:
That man is a disgrace
Not only to himself but his entire household grin
Computers › Re: Need New Laptop Asap by oloriooko(op): 3:28pm On Jun 17, 2017
goldwaters:
windows 10
Intel celeron processor N3050
15.6" screen
2GB DDR3L MEMORY
500GB HDD

And you'll get it for far cheaper than your budget.
Nope thanks
Computers › Re: Need New Laptop Asap by oloriooko(op): 7:29am On Jun 17, 2017
goldwaters:
I have a good Packard bell Acer laptop that can pass for new if you are interested. Still have the carton.
Drop your spec
Phones › Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 4x Review And Thread by oloriooko(m): 7:28am On Jun 17, 2017
BLACKCHARGER:
First of all.. i am dissappointed in this battery.. e don't want to die grin
Lol.. Okay this is my review of the phone oh.. shocked

Ehen.. So see eh.. As ah collect d phone finish ah see d sweet packet.. (After nipost wan frustrate me.. Dey teh me to go to three of dier office undecided)
Anyway.. See am
Any headphone?
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many People Will Become Men Of God If Money Is Not Involve? by oloriooko(m): 3:01pm On Jun 15, 2017
Good question!
Infact, many people no go become members grin
Technology Market › Re: Need Laptop Asap by oloriooko(op): 8:07am On Jun 15, 2017
Olaryeankarh:
US used. Mint buddie!

I've got two. This one is 330k
Have you seen the Dell I quoted too?

Feel free to chat me up. Pictures available too.
External CD player?
Check other thread pls
Computers › Re: Need New Laptop Asap by oloriooko(op): 7:59am On Jun 15, 2017
Olaryeankarh:
Dell XPS 13 9350

Here's the specs:

Display: 13.3 in QHD+ LCD InfinityEdge touchscreen (3200 x 1800), 10-finger multi-touch support
Processor: Intel Core i5-6500U 4M Cache 2.50 GHz with Intel Turbo Boost Technology up to 3.10 GHz
Memory: 8GB LPDDR3 1866 MHz
Hard drive: 256GB SSD
Operating system: Windows 10 Home, 64-bit
Optical drive: None
Media drive: 3-in-1 card reader (SD/SDHC/SDXC)
Audio: Waves MaxxAudio Some ambient noise for the mic
Video: Intel HD Graphics 520 with shared graphics memory
Ports: 2 USB 3.0 (1 powered) • 1 USB 3.1 Type-C with Thunderbolt • Headphone output/Microphone input combo
Batter:y 4-cell smart lithium-ion 56WHr (up to 11 hours)*
Camera: Integrated webcam
Wireless: 802.11a/b/g/n/ac (Miracast enabled)
Bluetooth: Bluetooth 4.1
Dimensions: 11.97 x 7.87 x 0.35-0.59 in (304.00 x 200.00 x 9.00-15.00 mm)
Weight: 2.86 lbs (1.29 kg)
Color: Silver
Backlit keyboard • Precision touchpad • TPM 1.2 • Keyboard travel: 1.2 mm • Touchpad dimensions: 105 x 60 mm • Security lock slot

294k sharp!

You know where to find me.
External CD ROM?

Do you know about Lenovo z40-70 intel core i7? If you do pls need the spec n price asap tnx
Technology Market › Re: Need Laptop Asap by oloriooko(op): 7:54am On Jun 15, 2017
Olaryeankarh:
MacBook Air 13" (2012-2013 Model)
2.0ghz Core i7 Processor
Upgraded 256GB SSD Hard Drive - Storage
8GB RAM - Memory
Clean Copy of 10.12 Sierra
Great Battery - Charger Included.

Check your other thread, I gave you the specs of the Dell there.

Cheers!
Tnx bro, is it new or second new and how much
Technology Market › Re: Need Laptop Asap by oloriooko(op): 4:30am On Jun 15, 2017
Olaryeankarh:
Dell XPS 13. Not the popular L321X oh.
Or you want a macbook?
What's the spec of the macbook
Technology Market › Re: Need Laptop Asap by oloriooko(op): 9:29pm On Jun 14, 2017
Olaryeankarh:
Baba, chat me up on WhatsApp. Zero-818868946-seven
what do u have baba
Politics › Re: Breaking: Sad News From Uk Hospital!!! Buhari Is Terribly Sick, He Is Unaware Of by oloriooko(m): 9:09pm On Jun 14, 2017
I smell lies infact I see lies!

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