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Nairaland General › Re: Funny Bus Stops In Abeokuta, Ogun State by oloriooko(m): 7:16pm On Aug 21, 2016
Kassidy90:
If you have ever been to Rock city before then you must have heard about few of the funny bus stop names here.

Let's go..

Adatan = cutlass has finished
Isale ake = the bottom of axe
Alabata= shoe licker
Fatola= oracle urinate okro
Kuto= die and urinate
Apakila= killer's hand
Oke saje= the hill of withes
Ago oko= camp of stones
Ago ika= camp of wicked people
Ita ika= front yard of wicked people
Iyana mortuary= tunning to the mortuary
Idi aba= big yansh
Itoku= dead people 's area
Adigbe= feaces blocker
Somorin= you fit waka
Totoro= very narrow
Itoko= place where dey sell stones
Elewe eran= the leave meat seller
Asero= place to change passenger
Kotopo= very small
Oke mosan= the hill where people drink orange
Enu gada= the mouth of d bridge
Ita eko= place where dey sell pap
Arinlese= the leg is in the middle
Ilugun=the town is long
Omida= water don finish
Iberekodo= bend down do wetin u wan do
Mawuko= don't cough
Oke ijeun= the hill where people eat
Isale ijeun= the bottom where people eat
Ijeun titun= new style of eating
Kugba= die and take
Oke egunya= the hill of masquerades
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Sports › Re: Dalung Poses With KatsuyaTakasu After Helping U23 Team by oloriooko(m): 1:43pm On Aug 21, 2016
So all bubu's six month minister selection brooding could produce for sport is this ash brain beret wearing slow poke angry
Then Nigeria is in deep shiit
Science/Technology › Annular Eclipse To Occur In Nigeria On September 1 by oloriooko(op): 12:38pm On Aug 21, 2016
According to National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA), an annular eclipse will occur in all parts of the country with different degrees of totality on Thursday, September 1st, 2016. Here are the facts.

https://s3.postimg.org/jjsso4qur/IMG_20160821_124215.jpg

This was made known in a statement released by the Head, Media and Corporate Communications of National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA), Felix Ale yesterday August 16th.

The statement says the highest degree of obscurity in Nigeria during the annular eclipse would be in the Southern part of Nigeria, particularly in Lagos, where it was expected to have 80 percent obscurity, while the lowest degree of obscurity would be about 45 per cent and this would be observed in the Northern part of the country, particularly in Sokoto. in Abuja, the annular eclipse will be observed at about 60%.

The eclipse is expected to occur between 7.15 a.m. and 10.03 a.m, with slight variations in actual timing across the country.

In Lagos, the first contact will occur at about 7.15 a.m, while the maximum eclipse will occur at around 8.30 a.m. and will end by 10.03 a.m.

The eclipse is expected to commence in Abuja around 7.17 a.m, with maximum eclipse to be recorded at about 8.32 a.m. and the eclipse will end around 10.00 a.m.

NASRDA says the eclipse is not a spiritual issue but a natural occurrence that can be accurately predicted by science. It warned that nobody should observe eclipse with unclad eyes as such act can lead to permanent damage to the eyes. It also appealed to the general public not to panic or attach any mystical interpretations to this event.

http://www.informationng.com/2016/08/heres-what-you-should-know-about-annular-eclipse-to-occur-in-nigeria-on-sept-1.html
Sports › Re: Strange :- Why (israel) Are Not Allowed In Olympic Swimming Competitions? pics by oloriooko(m): 10:44am On Aug 21, 2016
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They will use divine ojoro to walk across instead of swimming grin
Fashion › Re: Barber Turns Boy's Hair To Wi-fi (photo) by oloriooko(m): 12:43pm On Aug 19, 2016
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Politics › Re: Appeal Court Described Abang's Judgement As A Rape On Democracy by oloriooko(m): 7:53am On Aug 19, 2016
APC is on the same path PDP took and ended up destroyed, how can we chant change yet do the worse!

It is evident that Abang's judgement was politically motivated which puts a huge doubt on the integrity of this administration

On the other hand, Ikpe is in no way a saint and should not parade himself as one cuz our political world is so sick and rotten that one wonders what the future of this country looks like.
Science/Technology › How Can I Retrieve Deleted Chats On Whatsapp by oloriooko(op): 7:18am On Aug 18, 2016
Is it possible to retrieve deleted chats on Whatsapp?
If yes, how?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Germany : Rio2016 Olympics : Your Thoughts On The Match? by oloriooko(m): 10:02pm On Aug 17, 2016
The Germans exposed our weaknesses cuz they were better. Blaming the coach or the boys is unnecessary as we all know that our government never supported these boys in any way.
A minister spewing gibberish is a disgrace to the sporting world and a shame to this country
Kudos to the coach and the boys who were able to pull through the mental stress posed by our sport minister by getting this far in the competition
Sports › Re: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by oloriooko(m): 8:59pm On Aug 17, 2016
These Germans are too sleek fast and well oiled
They are far better than us
Sports › Re: Two Runners At Rio Who Collided And Fell Helped Each Other by oloriooko(m): 7:30pm On Aug 17, 2016
Inspiring
Celebrities › Re: Two Ugandan Radio Station Employees Fired After Photos Of Them Having S*x Inoffi by oloriooko(m): 8:47am On Aug 17, 2016
Senseless OP please go find something that can help your hopeless condition and stop blackmailing others just to drive traffic to your useless blog oloshi oloriburuku Omo ale
Sports › Re: See How Much An Athlete Get If You Hit Gold At Rio 2016 Olympic by oloriooko(m): 1:05pm On Aug 16, 2016
OP this report is conflicting and confusing huh
Conflicting figures, please stop posting rubbish
Sports › Re: Dream Team To Dalung: "Stay Away From Us" by oloriooko(m):
Why are our leaders so senseless and useless angry
These boys need total concentration and here comes empty headed beret wearing minister dancing uselessly around them SMH
Phones › Re: Gionee F103 Pro: Full Specification And Price by oloriooko(m): 5:26pm On Aug 15, 2016
Disappointing ba3 life undecided
Foreign Affairs › Photos - Golden Aircraft Of Malaysian Sultan by oloriooko(op): 8:36am On Aug 15, 2016
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Gruesomely Murdered For Preaching The Gospel In India (graphic Photos) by oloriooko(m): 6:58am On Aug 15, 2016
How credible is this source?
How do we know that corpse was a pastor?
Show pictures while alive.
Sports › Re: Usain Bolt Wins, Sets Another Record by oloriooko(m): 6:17am On Aug 15, 2016
Hmm
They should not come and tell us he failed drug test 10 years later anyway congrats to the lightning bolt
Politics › Chibok Girls: Boko Haram Video Purports To Show Captives by oloriooko(op): 2:06pm On Aug 14, 2016
The Nigerian Islamist group Boko Haram has released a video purporting to show some of the kidnapped Chibok schoolgirls.
Some 50 girls wearing headscarves are seen behind a Boko Haram militant who demands the release of fighters in return for freeing the girls.
The militant also says some of the girls have been killed in air strikes.
The group seized 276 final-year girls from their school in the northern town of Chibok in April 2014.
Boko Haram is believed to still be holding more than 200 of those kidnapped.
The video begins with a shot of a masked man, carrying a gun, speaking to the camera. He says that some of the girls have been wounded and have life-threatening injuries, and that 40 have been "married".
"We don't want to do anything with these girls, our demand remains the same," he says in the Hausa language.
"We want the government to release our fighters who have been in detention for ages; otherwise, we will never release these girls."
The video concludes with footage of bodies, said to be the victims of air strikes, lying on the ground at another location.
The militant also carries out a staged interview with one of the captives, who calls herself Maida Yakubu, in which she is apparently used to convey the group's message to the government.
"What I can say is that our parents should take heart," she says. "Talk to the government so that we can be allowed to go home."
Maida's mother, Esther, is one of several parents of Chibok girls who recently published open letters to their daughters detailing the pain they feel at their children's absence and their hopes for the future.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-37076644
Politics › Re: Buhari Salutes Victorious Olympics Soccer Team by oloriooko(m): 8:00am On Aug 14, 2016
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Let him name one player if he truly said this grin
Politics › Re: #EdoDecides: Obaseki Boycotts Public Debate by oloriooko(m): 7:58pm On Aug 13, 2016
How can oshobaba speak for him, is he dumb?
Sports › Re: Nigerian Rower Through To Final In Rio 2016 by oloriooko(m): 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2016
This babe is the true pride of Nigeria
You have surpassed our expectations and wish you the best, thank you for making us proud
Politics › Re: Air Force Recovers 665 Cows & 141 Rams While On Official Duty In Kaduna by oloriooko(m): 8:51am On Aug 12, 2016
The cattle rustlers escaped abi?
Their evidence of successful patrol was the herd of cattle. Not one cattle rustlers was captured and they were proud to make it public
Sports › Re: Nigerian U-23 Team Threaten Boycott Olympic Matches Over Unpaid Allowances by oloriooko(m):
And the useless Pinnick went ahead to employ white guy as super eagle coach with a monthly pay of $40k angry
Is there a curse on NFF? Or these guys are just wicked trying to ruin our football?
Sports › Re: Olympic Rower Chierika Ukogu Reaches Semifinal by oloriooko(m): 10:57am On Aug 10, 2016
This girl can run this country better than most of our so called leaders
She has demonstrated patriotism determination and commitment which many leaders have no idea of.
She does NOT need to win any medal before being celebrated.
Thank you sis for making us proud we are very grateful
Sports › Re: Gernot Rohr Signs Contract With NFF To Lead Super Eagles of Nigeria by oloriooko(m): 10:07pm On Aug 09, 2016
NFF that is owing Siasia 5 salaries has now hired a foreign coach who has been fired by countries of lower pedigree compared to Nigeria and senseless Amaju will come out to present this garbage coach to us?

We need to organize a protest on that day of unveiling this yeye coach by mumu NFF angry angry angry
Sports › Re: Mikel, Others Stop Siasia From Resigning As Coach by oloriooko(m): 12:15am On Aug 09, 2016
Useless group of senseless officials paying their estacodes for doing nothing but owing the people doing the work SMH
Sports › Re: Chierika Okogu Qualifies For Rowing Quarter Finals At The Rio Olympics by oloriooko(m):
bbbabes:
23-year-old Chierika Okogu, who made history as the first rower to represent Nigeria at the 2016 Olympics Games, has advanced to the next round of events.

This is a big one for the country and we hope she represents us fully well and maybe get to the finals. She looks fir for that anyways.


Congrats to her!

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/08/nigerias-chierika-okogu-qualifies-for.html
She does not have to get to the final before she's celebrated. This young lady has made history for qualifying to the next round in an activity not practiced in her country
I salute her courage and am inspired by her effort to pull this through.wonder if the Nigeria Olympic committee provided any financial assistance for this brave young lady
Sports › Re: NFF Appoints Gernot Rohr As Super Eagles Coach by oloriooko(m): 12:47am On Aug 06, 2016
What is wrong with Pinnick sef angry
Is this man destiny tied to hiring a foreign coach?
Which kind nonsense be this na
Sports › Re: Rio: Siasia Prepares Nigerian Team Ahead Of Next Match At The Olympics - .PICS by oloriooko(m): 12:14am On Aug 06, 2016
Our defence na wash jare
If we meet a good side they will rubbish our defence
Siasia should make amends now
Sports › Re: 26 Players In Nigeria's U-17 Olympic Squad Fail MRI Age Test Days Before Ma by oloriooko(m): 12:58am On Aug 04, 2016
How useless NFF is!
So they could not conduct the test before CAF did
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Japan: RIO 2016 Olympics 5 - 4 On 5th August 2016 by oloriooko(m): 3:10pm On Aug 03, 2016
Useless NFF suffering coaches and players but expecting victory from them, what a useless bunch of officials these guys are.
Anywho in this football competition we are not going far cos of useless NFF
Sports › Re: Pictures: Checkout Super Eagles New Home & Away Kit by oloriooko(m): 5:57am On Aug 03, 2016
Boringly plain jersies as usual undecided
Not impressive at all

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