₦airaland Forum

Wetin dey wrong wit d pics...... My own definition of bad outfit is outfit dat will expose d 2 succulent oranges and p***y and it will also affect my John Thomas

I saw dis once in AlagbigBa street Jamz in Agege den..... Wat a grt loss 2 Agege

Tank God

johncasey1:
This thread is moving like a light rail system. Kept me company on my way back home. HOME SWEET HOME

Saw dis on funaab news and gist update


The SUG Have Received the Full Calendar from The Dean Students Affair and the DVC Academics.

Here is the summary, although it is not yet on the school's website, it almost the same thing with what we had posted before.

Arrival of Fresher-Sun Nov 30
Arrival of returning student- Sun Dec 14th
Orientation of fresh students-Mon 15 to fri Dec 19
First semester lecture begin-Mon Dec 22
Late reg with penalty-Fri Jan 23
Matriculation-Wed Jan 28
Inaugural lecture-Wed Feb 18
Inaugural lecture-Wed March 18
First semester lecture end- Thurs April 2 2015
First semester exam begins-Mon April 13 2015
First semester exam end-Mon may 4 2015.
2nd Semester Lectures Begins - Monday, May 11 2015.
2nd Semester Exam begins- August 17th 2015
2nd Semester Exam - September 4, 2015
Session Ends - Thursday, October 8 2015.

13 weeks of Lecture, 3 weeks For Examination, 1 week to Prepare for Exams.

Received d msg on my watapp

Fabulous Funaabites
Seeing is believing,its my pleasure to inform you that the long awaiting 2014/2015 school calender is now with me......
Arrival of Fresher-Sun Nov 30
Online reg of returning students-Mon,Dec 1 to friday Jan 9
Fresh student reg by exam and records-Mon Dec 1 to friday Dec 5
ICT training for fresh students and leadership training-Mon Dec 8 to fri Dec 12
Arrival of returning student-Sun Dec 15
Orientation of fresh students-Mon 15 to fri Dec 19
First semester lecture begin-Mon Dec 22
Late reg with penalty-Fri Jan 23
Matriculation-Wed Jan 28
Inaugural lecture-Wed Feb 18
Inaugural lecture-Wed March 18
First semester lecture end-thurs April 2 2015
First semester exam begins-Mon April 13 2015
First semester exam end-Mon may 4 2015.
Signed- Com Oyedokun Ebunoluwa(HEEBEE)
Funaabsu Assistant General Secretary

Abeg make fumaab release calendar.... Sey oyewole want make I bcom father abi he want make impregnate all d gals 4 my hood

Badoo,saw it on funaab juice dat d form is still available

johncasey1:
Wanna ask if the predegree form is still available?..

I dnt want u guys 2 b worried abt ASUU strike. I will give each and everyone of u visa 2 travel 2 Burundi 2 continue ur studies

Facing d xame problem.... Fell in love wit a gal dat and I discovered dat we are 4rm d xame state,LGA,surname and d compound.... Damn confused like kilode

I will gt dere 1 day

Wow, this is some really deep words coming from this model on Twitter. But to be honest, I kind of agree.
Made Men Music Group (MMMG) henchman and co-owner — Iyanya, is one of those artistes that derives joy in exposing his hard abs for his female fans to see; and some of his male fans too.
Well, it seems like not everyone is interested in seeing the Mr Oreo singer half unclad.Ify Yolanda Jones is one woman that thinks he’s not handsome..
She took to her Twitter page to openly state that she doesn’t find shirtless wonder Iyanya attractive or s*xually appealing at all.
The ‘Finito’singer posted a photo on Instagram today showing off his bare chest and Ify Jones posted on her Twitter saying
“If you ain’t handsome, you just ain’t! All that packs/abs don’t mean shit. I don’t find Iyanya attractive. He’s talented n that’s dat, all d abs/packs showing isn’t necessary, he’s going 2 get certain grls anyway. Lool I’m just saying. Tired of seeing his indecency on my TL”
See her photo and tweets below: -


http://www.informationng.com/2014/11/meet-the-model-that-doesnt-find-iyanya-attractive.html

Laffing in pidgin Yoruba

This land is not for sale

Aw is dis thread gonna increase naija GDP?
Aw is dis thread gonna free d chibok gals?
Aw is dis thread gonna make Naija a better country?
And aw is gonna help me 2 get 3 oloshos?
Nairaland failing 2 mind dere Biz 4rm 2005 till date.... Abeg no quote me... U quote me and I go summarize EPE 4 ur head

I pray dat God should not derail ur life 4 derailing dis thread

iflow:
HELP! I LOST MY PERIOD!!: AMENORRHEA
There may be no better concept to explain feminine health that the menstrual cycle. It becomes a visible reminder to her that the engines are working and that she still belongs. Absence becomes worrying, even alarming and she will put prompt and concerted efforts into finding it...

Join the search at http://www.primerhealth.com.ng/2014/11/help-i-lost-my-menses-amenorrhea.html

BlackTechnology:
We will execute you and punish your tribe for your action except you secede

go and execute Buhari and d northerners 4 bringing d 3rd Republic 2 an end.... Omo Ale Jatijati

BlackTechnology:
We will execute you and punish your tribe for your action except you secede

go and execute Buhari and d northerners that brought the 3rd republic 2 an end.... Omo Ale jatijati

BlackTechnology:
We will execute you and punish your tribe for your action except you secede

go and execute burahi that brought. D 3rd republic 2 an end.... Omo Ale jatijati

I quit my job last year and a neighbour conned me 2 GNld company @ Gbagada and d guy even told me dat I am gonna pray 4 him after leaving d place... Wat pissed me off most abt dem is dere exaggeration and dere bliv dat education is of no use and dey will even tell u dat d best work is dis GNLD work

Nairaland spoiling business 4 fraudster since 2005

BlackTechnology:
Why not lead the coup yourself and see what we will do to you

If I were a Senior officer in NA,I would lead a coup 2 curb dis cankerworm called"BH".

Wat can deliver us 4rm dis BH mess is military coup