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To all my Muslim brothers out there
Happy Eid Mubarak!
Celebrating with y'all though I'm not a Muslim, but one Love...

Make we enjoy the moment and season.

Ahn ahn, why won't they attack as they want? whey they knows their darling daddy will release them if eventually, they got caught.
Even two cows don dey wait for them
Give them Aso Ebi, nice shoe, nice cap, even socks gan
They will be well fed on the tax payers money and later, their darling daddy will put together an elaborate graduation ceremony for them, saying they are being deradicalised.

Why them no go attack again?

Shame on y'all.

We are never a law abiding people. I'm just being surprised that people are saying the virus is not real, the govt is just using it to embezzle money bla bla bla. Ask yourself, before corona shay these evil politicians no dey steal money ni. With or without Corona nothing will stop these demonic people from looting us dry. Please, let us all practice what will make us safe and healthy, death no go be our portion soon o.

lol

Stupid folks dishing out orders here and there. Any law to help the common man, lai lai them no go order am.

10 REAL SIGNS YOUR PARTNER IS CHEATING ON YOU
These signs and clues will be based on experience and not just about hearsay, I've been noting myself and other people’s behaviors for quiet a while, so as to learn more about the signs men and women portrays while they cheat on their partners. So, I'll be putting together some hints and signs to look out for, so as to figure out if he or she is unfaithful to you. But note, these signs and clues may not be 100% correct, so be really careful and patient before you jump into any hasty conclusions.
1. THEY TELL LIES
Number one sign to unravel his or her unfaithfulness to you in a relationship are the lies they tell you. It's really not too hard to figure out if your partner is cheating on you, unless you are turning a blind eye to it. Cheating and lying are like Tom and Jerry, they are inseparable, your partner cannot cheat on you without lying, it's one of the most certain things in the world, pitch together two of his or her lies and they'll be pointing to the unfaithfulness. “If your partner is in Abuja, they'll tell you they are in Zamfara or Adamawa. Why would a partner who's not cheating lie about their location frequently? (don't be deceived, there's another person they are spending time with) One of my ex around 2017 would lie about her location almost all the time. Whenever I asked her on the phone "Damola, where are you?" my babe will be like "errrrm, errrrrm I'm with my friend in Akungba, Ikare, Ipaja, yen yen yen" and I'll be like "Ahn ahn but your friend Dupe, said that you're in Akure" my babe will just tell another lie to cover the other lie.” Stay calm and look out for their lies, you’ll be amazed.
2. CALLS AND MESSAGES
Another subtle sign to look out for in a relationship is the pattern of your partner's calls and messages, if your partner misses too much of your calls and it happens almost all the time or frequently, my dear, there's a big chance they are cheating on you. Most time, they'll be like "babe, I'm sorry I missed your calls, mom sent me to the market to buy some vegetables" (vegetable kor, weed ni), the phone was inside the room and I was outside, that was why I couldn't pick your calls (yinmu for them, it's all a lie, don't be fooled, they are probably with their other partner, doing the errrrm,• make I no talk am• while their phone is on silent). I had a girlfriend like that in the past, she wouldn't pick her boyfriend's calls whenever she's with me, she'll then sneak into the bathroom or go outside to call the idiot back to give him stupid excuses, my babe thought I didn't know about her little games (huh, ode), I knew and I ditched her lying ass when I was done screwing her honeypot.
If an unknown number keeps calling him or her, texting or sending them messages on WhatsApp almost every morning and evening, while they find it really difficult to pick up their calls while you're there or when they pick up their calls they can only reply with one or two words like “OK, YES, NO, LATER, ALRIGHT, etc” (my dear, watch out) something is fishy. Around December 2018, my babe Gloria came to spend two weeks with me and my side chick kept on calling me (I saved her number as Mummy Tope �) "na so my babe tell me say make I pick my aunty call na, I just dey tell her say make she no mind her say she wan ask me for some money ni) all was a lie, I was only covering my tracks “them no born me well pick am”
Again, if your partner’s phone calls, text messages and WhatsApp are really clean with no calls or messages at all from the opposite sex, there’s a big chance they are trying to cover up to look saint, everyone will always have a crush or a toaster at one point in time.
3. DECREASE IN SEXUAL INTIMACY
A cheating partner will always find one excuse or the other to stop you from having sex or any kind of romance with them often or frequently or totally put a stop to it. Your partner who enjoys maybe three rounds of sex with you maybe per week now finds it really difficult to have sex with you just once in two weeks while giving you flimsy excuses like “I’m busy, I’m not in the mood, I’m sick, I’m on period, pastor said this, bla bla bla”. Be rest assured, they are giving that Honey Pot or your Sweet Preeq to another person. I had a girlfriend sometime in 2016 that I wasn't really feeling no more but one way or the other, I couldn't breakup with her.
So, I was having another girl like that whom I was enjoying some time with. "Whenever my babe come, to Bleep her one time lasan go dey do me somehow, if she ask me what's up, I go just tell am say, babe I'm weak, bla bla bla (yinmu, weak nibo? I no wan over stress myself ni, because my new madam dey expect me) babe will feel bad but nothing wey I fit do". Karma is a bitch �, in 2018 I received my fair share, I had this babe whom I love so much, 8 months into the relationship, we were having it all good romantically and sex was great too but all of a sudden, my babe was less interested in having any intimacy with me, I later found out that my babe was giving it hot hot to one guy for her school, "omo cry wire my head ehn". If your partner decreases or stop having intimate time with you without any important or genuine reason, then there is a high chance that they are cheating on you, Watch Out dear.
4. THEY WILL TELL YOU "NO UNEXPECTED VISITATION TO THEIR HOUSE"
This is another major factor that may decide if your partner is cheating or you or not. If you have nothing to hide, why bother if your partner gives you a surprise visit sometimes? Perhaps, they don't want to be caught unexpectedly. Around 2017, I had a friend (Abdulraheem Hammed, my guy na confirm cheater, any babe wey him just catch, him first rule na "hey babe, I hate people visiting me unexpectedly, if you want to visit me, call me first" my guy fit carry 3 different babes sleep inside one week and one no go meet the other. ah my sharp guy.
One of them girls was stubborn, she came one time without informing my dear Ahmed � and fortunately, she met no girl but funningly, my guy still vex for the babe o, he send am go back. I was shocked, Ahmed na crazy principled guy o.)
Don't be deceived by antics, your guy or girl is a chronic cheater if they do tell you not to visit them unannounced.
5. THEY CHANGE YOUR NAME ON THEIR PHONES
Why would your partner change your name often on their phone when it’s not a baby’s diaper? If today, your name is William Boo, tommorow it's Williamsco and next tomorrow it's WillyBoo, be rest assured, something is cooking, they are most likely seeing someone else. Some partners will deliberately change your name to something nice whenever they knows you'll be around them, most of it is part of the play and don't get carried away, when you are gone, they’ll change it to something else, if you want to be really sure, ask someone you trust to check their phones whenever you are not with them and you may be shocked. I had this kind of experience couple months ago (a close friend, Kumuyi Aanu was dating this yellow babe, her name na Blessing for my compound and he was getting all the goosebumps about her because the babe save him number with "My Love" my man don get carried away but not me, I no dey fall for that kind thing, one time my guy just travel go him home town o. Next day, Blessing come charge her phone for my side because I on Gen, I just sneak check my guy babe phone o (I be Amebo), guess wetin them Don change my guy name to? � "FishMan" I laff for like 2mins, na so I just screenshot send for my phone and delete the message for her phone). On the third day, my guy came back from him village, na so I just show am with � laugh, he pause for like 15mins with red eye, he no chop throughout the day, next day hunger wire my guy head, nobody beg am chop.
So, whenever they change your names on their phone, they are playing some games. No loose Guard �
6. THEY HAVE MORE MONEY AND MATERIALS THAN THEIR INCOME
If you have a partner and you’re sure he or she doesn’t have an uncle or a sister or any family member or friends who sends them money, and he or she has been spending, flaunting money and materials around while she doesn’t work or have a little income, there’s every chance that he or she might be getting bankrolled by another guy or another girl, (I know you might be thinking about how a girl will be giving a guy money to buy things or pay bills, “see e dey happen wella, make I gist you; my guy Temidayo Daniel get one babe for Afe Babalola University, her papa get money like mad, and she love my guy gan but my guy no too love am like that because he get him babe wey him love but you know money dey the side chick hand, she dey pay my guy 100k, 80k, sometimes and my guy barely makes more than 50k monthly from his DJ job, so no think am babes self dey pay) So, if you’re a girl and you see your guy spending so much money while you know his worth and income, do some research on him, he might be getting that money from his other girlfriend.
Other notable examples to look out for are:
7. They trim, shave or wax off their Pubic hairs often, 8. They stop respecting you, 9. They will request for more money from you, 10. They stop being kind to you

hmmm

BuBu checking out his other inefficient and unpleasant crooks like himself, which he placed at the most important positions of the whole federation, failure checking out other failures and it's all for the camera, (omoboriowo abi what's his name will sha snap like tomorrow no dey). God will judge y'all handling this country like we the citizens are guinea pigs.

lol.
their papà
them no fit again.

and, who gives a F gan?

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Haaaa
wahala don dey happen for all
Buhari don doom us all
Now we don dey fall
I pray this no be War
because Nigerian citizens don reach the wall

Hunger Virus is real o
HunVid2020

Next level of Wahala, jagajaga
one day we go get sense to revolt because these politicians won't do shit to help we common man

But the bottomline is; for this man wey die so, Is this Story real? �

Anyways, we all saw this coming as it was the inevitable. Baba credit us all small amount through BVN, we know you and your crooks have stolen all the money, we no mind but small suppose remain for us to eat abeg. Just little make e go round.
Because this is just another 14days of extreme hunger, boys don dey go house to house to rob people and na Hunger Virus Disease (HunVid2020) cause am. And meanwhile, you and your crooks and families are eating fat on the tax payers money as usual. Our Darling daddy, well done.

lol

I'm right here in Ekiti and I can feel the heat already.

I'm sure prices of these drugs would be more than 1000% higher in a couple days. Works or not �

Commendable I think.
they are dropping part of the loots from their customers, giving back to the society. all banks are criminals but gtbank still try sha. lol

come forward ke lai lai them no go gree

lol, elders did it, so nothing is wrong with it.
we just continue to vote for same set of old fools to preside over our affairs.
make them no share am come our side o.

I think we all saw this coming, vaccine for this pandemic will take longer than expected.

As the thing be now, nobody wan die rara
Prevent yourself, even at work.
and work is work � lol

Ebenezer2021:
Why is it that IPOBs have never made any useful suggestions or advice to FG on Education or any issues bothering the country?
Na only to shout Biafra Dem sabi.
Association of jobless illiterates.
Even tho I'm a born again christian but I'll bluntly tell the truth that MUMURIC is far better than IPOB.
The former is a human activist group while the latter is a terrorist insurgent sect.

Hell No, you're nowhere near a Born again Christian. Stop the lies already. Christians don't call people names like you did. I'm not IPOB though, but you are certainly not a Christian but a RAT.

yinmu for you. VAT is 7.5 o

never

From all of us at MANNABBQMEAT, we appreciate our darling daddy, the Defacto President Abba Kyari for making Nigeria great again. anyone supporting this beautiful administration shall see his or her life be run and ruined in this manner. please say Amen.

Our darling daddy have spoken again. same gibberish and garbage sprinkled as expected.
and this is from all of them at MannaBBQMeat

hahaha as usual, DSS flexing muscles on the weaklings. Go North ojere �

What I really don't understand is "What exactly is corporate dressing?" Wearing suit and tie? In Nigeria? Wearing a Traditional attire? Religious clothings? Why should an organization dictate for you when they don't feed you, cloth you, secure you, or look after you? I am a FishFarmer and you expect me to register my business while putting on Suit or mandating me on what to wear to your office to for busines? how's that important? while I'm there to pay them? or my workers to dress corporate to my farm? dress corporate and be very bad at the real job? The Lawyers should stick to their dress code and not we clients, we still have a whole lot to change in Africa, we are too backward and not getting our priorities right.
Suit and Tie is equivalent to Dressing Corporate? our thinking is way redundant in this part of the world. A football player with a painted hair and putting on a Suit and Tie dresses corporate too? indecent dressing is morally wrong and varies from beliefs, religions, cultures, countries. Let us focus more on what we can do, it's the most important. Oyinbo weather cold so, Suit and Tie suites them, it's not for us Biko... God bless us all.

sarrki:
This alone can demoralized the troops at war front

The ineptitude and I don’t care attitude towards national issue of Pmb government gave rise and compounded our security and other matters

He’s the only one not to be blame if anything bass happened

Only the one to be praised if good things happen

Mr President your performance is total abysmal

Which commander will remain in Ethiopia after the Maiduguri carnage yesterday

Buhari failed God and Humanity

God bless our Darling President, Muhamadu Buhari yen yen yen yen bla bla for the release of the deradicalised BH boys una well done o

We are doomed in Nigeria...
Prayer warriors, continue to pray... don't take to the streets and think everything will be fine with our unborn generations.