otipoju:
I stopped feeling Olamide a long time ago...this was a guy whose lyrics I would listen to on my way to work in winter to give me inspiration to succeed against all odds

Now all he does is spit out in inspirational lyrics.

IamKingwise:
Your article so Wack.

thanks

haryomikun:
You need to improve on your writing man. You're expressing yourself like a baby using the words you're using. You didn't even proofread your article

Anyways sha, in reference to your article, Olamide has and will always remain the king of the streets. Forget cdq and othersothers.Even Terry apala hasn't fully warmed his way into people's hearts yet

Could you please re edit it in a professional manner, I could learn from yo.

haryomikun:
You need to improve on your writing man. You're expressing yourself like a baby using the words you're using. You didn't even proofread your article

Anyways sha, in reference to your article, Olamide has and will always remain the king of the streets. Forget cdq and othersothers.Even Terry apala hasn't fully warmed his way into people's hearts yet

Thanks....

Olamide Adedeji is popularly known as Badoo or Pepe_Sneh has redefined the rap game in the Nigerian Music Industry, filling the steps left by the Late Dagrin (R.I.P), who was initially the originator of the ‘Yoruba New School Rap’.

You would agree with me that Olamide has not only redefined the rap game but has also fallen short of glory in the game these days with his dirty lyrics which doesn’t seems to be what Barack O’grin created the genre for. Even with his domination in the ‘Yoruba Rap’ industry, he doesn’t seems to be bother about the upcoming Yoruba rappers making waves, with the likes of CDQ, Terry Apala, Oladips, Benzeeno, Zlatan Ibile and lots more.

Olamide has done well for himself in the game and but hasn’t got that international recognition he always craved even with his denial of not looking for international fame. The only international collaboration he has is with foreign based – Nigerian (Wale). With his latest signee (Davolee) disappointing first single titled – Festival Bar. This is not what we expect from the YBNL crew, pushing out Festival Bar which is a kinda story rap about how Davolee got maltreated at his former job before been signed by the YBNL boss.

Lil-kesh has gained himself more fans ever since he left YBNL tho he still claims he’s still been managed by Olamide, he has developed based on lyrics levels, he doesn’t spit out rubbish anymore unlike when he was still with YBNL, he has learnt to hustle for himself and he’s determined to create his own new school rap, little does he know that YCEE isn’t all about the Yoruba ish, the only competition he has is Oladips, CDQ, Zlatan Ibile and Benzeeno for now.

Olamide has gone low in ranking, tho he’s still viewed as the king of the street but no, the new king is CDQ and he’s done himself more favours by dropping more hits to make sure even when he’s on holiday for months, he’s still has the street hungry for more. Olamide released his album and you should know it didn’t get all the necessary reviews it was supposed to unlike his other albums. ‘The Glory’ as he named it, for me is just another wack pack of singles dropped as an album instead of an E.P.

He featured Davolee on Pepper Dem Gang, and everyone noticed all Davolee was doing is to impress Olamide and not the street, Davolee’s got to impress the streets not Olamide, The only time we recognized the ‘Real Davolee’ was when he did a cover of panda, but now that he has joined the pepperthemgang, we don’t know what kind of rapper he will become, whether he will be all shitty with lyrics like his boss or state his mission like how other B-list rappers has done.

I must say I was impressed when I heard Davolee’s freestyle on the Radio, he killed it, you know every upcoming Yoruba rappers makes it looks like they all suffered before they hit fame, they all have one or to stories to tell on how they drank garri for years, how they slept in the studio for months…before they could meet their sponsor.

Go listen to olamide recents songs, his lyrics has taken him nowhere, they are all wack, even Reminisce’s not doing anything about Oladips condition, am surprised Reminisce has refused to bank on this Olamide’s disadvantage, he’s supposed to inspire Oladips to release more songs, all we hear or see about Oladips is his social media photos and 1-mins freestyle compared to his friend/becoming opponent ‘Zlatan Ibile’ who is pushing out more freestyles daily, CDQ getting featured here and there, Terry Apala’s giving us that Rap-uji tone we want to hear.

Olamide thinks he’s the king of the street and he doesn’t need to buy our hearts anymore, but he’s wrong, CDQ, Terry Apala, Dremo, YCEE are the ones ruling the streets now, who knows Badoo now, Olamide for now is more like a Godfather, we don’t hear much of him anymore, and when we do, he expects us to go to itunes and make his trend or top the charts for weeks. Nibo

Olamide has gone from the King of the street to King of Shits, his songs do get airplays, yes they would, I mean which radio station would want to play Olamide’s latest singles, no!!! I’m not talking about the singles, all we want is to hear lyrics that passes messages, not lyrics on how he shuts down Malaysia, Eko hotel and lots…shut down Maracana stadium self, you will trend but just know the streets aint yours anymore.

Where’s the Olamide of ‘Eni duro’, Olamide of ‘Legendary Hustler’, the Olamide we have now is the one that talks about himself in his songs, how he’s planning to beat down the opponents that disses him, or how he plans to surprise us with another wack lyrics songs.

Whether you agree or not, Olamide has gone from being the King of the Streets to the King of the Sheets.

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Lagos, they say is the city of excellence, the commercial centre of Nigeria, the number one place to flaunt both that your hard earned money and that your ‘Ogun-Owo’ money.
Lagos as seen by other residents of other states in Nigeria is seen as the London of Nigeria, the Tokyo of Japan and the Paris of France.

My friend..wake up & stop dreaming, the only way to actualize this your dream of becoming the most successful JJC (Johnny Just Come) of this era is to be sharp and don’t dull things that comes your way in this Lagos.

The following ways will give insights on how you can become successful in Lagos:

1. Make Money: My brother, My sister….you need money to make it in Lagos, don’t just come from that your Nnewi village or Ilu Agbon to Lagos with empty pockets, Lagos is not exactly Bimpe Omo Baale told you, that money grows on the tree in lagos, that lagosians even throw away money…Nibo ? Lagosians will not help your situation if they sense you will not show financial gratitude later.

2. Sense: Ore mi, when coming to lagos…abeg format that your village brain and update it with the latest lagos trends & slangs at the nearest play store because you must be able to move with lagosians immediately on your arrival, because if you don’t, Taju of NURTW will definitely slap you if you mis-yarn, Morenike Alagbojedi will surely break your heart if your sixth sense is not updated.

3. Determination: If you have promised Baami & Maami that you will send them 10bags of rice, 15bags of beans…. My brother you have to be determined like Kanu Nwankwo because you must be ready to make thing right in Lagos…Lagos the city of broken and fulfilled promises.

4. Connection: Do you know Tajudeen Agbede ? Do you Mc Musiliu? So you don’t know Pasuma….so what are you now doing in Lasgidi ? Don’t you know you must have leg, aint talking about your moving legs…ogbeni, you must have connection with someone who knows someone. In Lagos here, if you don’t know anybody, then you are everybody’s wifey…Igbaju lotun losi is awaiting you at Oshodi.

5. Skill: Oshey O’Baby, you know how to fix tyre abi, No but you know how to wash clothes..yes! You just 14steps from being successful in lagos then, You must be skillful in Eko Ilu Ogbon, don’t just come here and think you someone would offer you a job with that your primary school certificate. Months before landing in lagos, beta goan learn vulgar from Jamiu at Abule Okin, so when you finally land in Lagos, you can be the official tyre blower of Olamide’s cars.

6. Mouth: I know you have mouth but you don’t have mouth, even if Officer Taju harass you at Computer Village, my brother you must be able to shake him off with threats that you are the senior brother of the Inspector General of Police. Don’t dull, if you don’t have mouth, you cannor stay in Lagos ooo. Ordinary Beggar will insult you, Danfo Driver will insult you, Onipurewater will insult you, and the one that will result in fighting is when Okadamen insults you.

7. God: I mean Baba Nla, Eledumare, Chineke…you must pray very well, the debt ya owing iya bisi can let your call to Baba god enta voicemail, so be careful and always be grateful with whatever situation yo in. Pray to God daily to make that dream of yours come true. Because without God, you cannor send Maami & Baami that Christmas Fowl o.

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Your mum is starving to keep you in school. Your younger siblings eat twice a day. Your father works for his son’s mate. They suffer and bleed in their hearts. But they comfort themselves with the hope that you will come out of school and change the condition of things. Your father believes that one day, he will no longer be someone’s driver because you will get him a driver.
Your mother believes that one day you will make her wear one wrapper just once because you will buy plenty. Your siblings are hoping to boast to friends about you one day.
But you’re in school slaying!!


You lie about the price of textbooks to them and use the surplus money to buy clothes and makeups. You jump from one party to another uninvited. You snap with undies and post for us to like. You’re slaying! Different boys drop and pick you with their cars. You’re a slay queen!


You miss lectures. You sleep with lecturers and course reps so that you would pass. You get pregnant and remove it. And you open your mouth to say you’re slaying! Hunger is killing you in your hostel yet you call yourself a queen. You boast of your family but hide to talk with your dad on phone. You’ve never invited your siblings to your hostel because the looks of hunger on their faces will tell the world where you come from.


You borrow clothes and get insulted. You don’t care because the world thinks they are yours…. I don’t want to keep talking. You know all you’re doing that’s not good. Stop them.
Don’t disappoint your parents. Prepare to change their lives for good. Wipe their tears away. Don’t let their suffering be in vain.

Make them proud!!!

After his fallout with Hypertek Digital, Dammy is yet to find his stand on which music category he falls into. Even with his voice that seems to attract the girls to him, he has chosen to enroll under Davido for fame tutorial.

I wonder why our own ‘Dammy Krane for the Girls’ would get signed by Davido, who’s yet to gain international fame unlike Wizkid, other artists signed under the DMW are currently making waves unlike Dammy Krane who thinks he can claim back his lost glory…for where? this same naija music industry ? [Read more…]

His latest hit titled ‘Gbetiti’ is widely receiving airplays across the country but he has chosen not to capitalize on that, instead he wants to throw a concert ? Which songs is he going to perform ? Faleela ? Sabi Dance ? Ligali ? C’mon man, you are not supposed to throw a concert now that you are just recovering.

The only hit he has under DMW is ‘Gbetiti’ which would have been a super hit if he had not featured the DMW boss (Davido). Davido’s someone who wants a share of your fame, take a look at what he did to Mayorkun’s Prayer…he just went from a prayer song to something that sounded like a stripper-inspirited song. Giving the middle part of the song a rough meaning, what’s the meaning of: ‘All of sudden…She start to go body…I remember the feeling…Any marriage call me daddy oh…Groom, ma lo go funny…Bride, whine it tap for him’ in a song that’s titled Prayer, a song that’s suppose to inspire sumbori!!!

I wont be surprised if Dremo & Mayorkun outshines Dammy Krane, which is already happening, Dammy Krane is supposed to be under Davido that cannot even manage his own career talkless of managing another person’s. Davido that was given an exclusive deal by Sony music and went all crazy on social media just because his song with Tinashe didn’t get the recognition he thought it would.

Dammy Krane for the Ladies as he calls himself, would soon becoming Dammy Krane for the Ages….Look at what Runtown has done for himself, even with the struggles he faced last year, his song is the 2nd most played on radio now with Daddy Yo taking the first position.

Dammy Krane that cannot even qualify for Headies nomination wants to throw a concert gain fame, his concert isn’t even promoted fairly, I haven’t seen any celebrity promote the concert on his/her social media pages except for Dammy Krane himself. If he thinks he can do well under DMW, it’s not ‘them say, them say’ he wont last under a record label that has a boss whose lyrics is entirely different from the main topic when you feature him, Sing A then Davido will sing K….

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Cell phone addiction could be hard to explain or define based on the reader’s / author’s point of view. The impact of cell phone addiction on students nowadays has taken a new turn. We have never seen any other thing that distracts students than cellphones, they have become more addicted to their cellphones 24/7.

My own opinion on this themed topic:
Addiction is a very strong word and Cell phone is a daily important necessity. We cant do without our phones. Cellphone addiction has impacted a lot on the lives of students. They prefer you punishing them than seizing their cellphones or invading their privacy.

Most students would prefer taking online lectures just because they feel so safe with their phones than relating with the real world, even with simple laws/instruction stating that all cellphones must be silent mood activated when in class, most students break this laws and they see this as a norm.

I believe there is nothing like ‘Cellphone Addiction’ the only thing that exist is the crazy trend in social media of students wanting to frustrate the lecturers/teachers or them putting out word to their friends on social media. We have all seen one or two pictures of a friend on facebook taking pictures in class while lectures is going on, we have all seen those pictures of students cursing out their teachers on social media with captions like: ‘Lecture’s so boring, Abeg make this lecturer go, joor’. Most students believe in the imaginary world, they want to be seen as that person who doesn’t give a damn about multiple class miss, but deep down inside them they feel so bad that they are not meeting up with their mates academically.

The topic here shouldn’t be ‘Cellphone Addiction and Students Use’ it should be ‘Social Media & Students Use’. Social media is the most populous place on this earth yet no one has been there, no one has been there in the sense that everyone on social media isn’t satisfied. We all want to wear that sneakers our favourite artist wore to the grammys, yet we still want that car that E-money gave to Harrysong, still yet we still want to go on that tour with Olamide for free…Nibo ?

Social media on students is a bad influence, Facebook as an example is where Chinedu that sells spare parts is a frequent Dubai traveler, Bimpe that sells rice at Iyana Ipaja is working at Tantalizer (Ajah), Morufu the mechanic is Tory Lanez’s manager.

They all use facebook like their lives depends on it, the numbers of likes they get on a pictures determine how successful they will be in the future, the number of tags they get from another user determines how rich they are presently, everyone flaunts their wealth on facebook, so who are those complaining that Nigerians are suffering since everyone’s going to that Beach in Paris, Shoprite Ajah, everyone’s posting that their mirror shade that they took in Sheraton Hotel, Abuja.

Some even see Bobrisky as a future husband material (True) yet they see 2face has a illiterate just because he’s a father of 3children that were born outside wedlock. People are quick to criticize Tiwa Savage for reavaling a little cleavage, but they all go on Beyonce’s page to rain praises on her for that naked shoot she did for Playboy.

Most Nigerian girls see their lives in Kim Kardashian meanwhile Asa is too old to inspire or motivate some. The impact of social media on students have gone from grace to grass, riches to rags….There would be no cellphone addiction without social media.

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Have you heard ? Heard what ?
That MMM is back ? Stop it ?
I don’t like the way you go about making jest of me just because I made a mistake.
Sorry bro, but for real…I heard MMM is back!!! (whispers: but gone for good)

Ladies & Gentlemen.
Congratulations to everyone that placed a bet on MMM, Congrats…MMM is back but gone for good. To make it look convincing to their investors that MMM is not a fake ponzi scheme, the organizers had to put in place different strategies to gain the trust of the public back.

Strategy 1: Early Resumption.
The organizers of MMM put out a statement to the press saying, the scheme would fall back into the normal shape on the 14th of January, but they resumed 13th of January to show the public they had more surprises in stock for their users/investors. There was silent jubilations everywhere, even Baba Biliki couldn’t knock on my door that morning to tell me I was wrong about my previous articles on MMM. Mama Sherifa had started placing calls here and there to those she owed debt, telling them not to worry, Oh…she looked up to the sky and said her ancestors has answered her prayers…Her ancestors indeed.

Strategy 2: Press Release
Immediately, the scheme was back, the organizers knew their 75% of their users would want to withdraw their money invested, they quickly acted and released a press statement ‘Poor would be paid for now, the rich can wait’. I read this, and I couldn’t stop laughing, Which category does Baba Biliki & Mama Sherifa fall into…the poor or the rich ?
To further worsen the situation, the organizers said a certain amount limit to be withdrawn daily….Now it’s N31,000.

Strategy 3: Getting Helped.
Have you heard ? MMM has placed a ban on getting help. Now! You cant get help until you have provided help….Who’s going to provide help now that the money cant be withdrawn. Provide help from which money ?

Strategy 4: Government Interference
MMM knows the government cant interfere in their business since they don’t have any office or headquarter in the country…though the Nigerian Government, CBN and some wise Nigerians including me advise the Mavrodians not to invest in the scheme, but they didn’t listen. Back then when you advise a incoming mavrodian not to invest, they be like ‘Is it your father’s money’ ? ‘Owo iya ni mofefi invest ni’ ?. I know wherever Mavrodi is now, he will be all smiles, listening to this marvelous jamb from Davido….’Owo ni koko’

Strategy 5: Broken Promises
Many of those that invested in the scheme thought they will be get their money back with the expected 30%. If MMM hadn’t scammed them, Baba Biliki would have been on my neck day and night, singing Adekunle’s hit song: Ebi mikope molowo, Make I live my life o. But we thank God for upgrading the situation, now they wish they could go back in time to correct the mistake they made.

Strategy 6: The Baddest Strategy…No Branch / Head Office / Headquarters.
MMM Organizers should have been awarded the Wisest D’Or Award. They made fooled Nigerians with the ‘Everything is possible on the Internet’. Everyone in the scheme wanted to make it like that Nigerian Mavrodian that got cars as wedding gift, went to philippine for his honeymoon. Little did they know that ‘organization wey no get office, no get workers’…’if them get workers, them be ghost workers’. I can bet that 80% of those that invested in the scheme haven’t seen a pic of the famous Mavrodi talkless of even pronouncing his name. All they know is my money is in MMM, wait till the end of the month, I will be smiling to the bank.
Okay, go to the bank now oooo and smile.

I’m not trying to mock those that invested in the scheme, I just want them to wake up from this MMM dream, the money is gone.

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Excuse Sir ?
Please don’t lie to me, I know you daily patronize those bet9ja shops in your area.
Thank you, for smiling.
But wait, I have a tip for you or should I say betting gospel on how to survive the Bet9ja massacre going on.
Okay, here I go….

1. Be well-organized, you shouldn’t bet on every game available: You don’t just bet on every game just because you are rich or because you can forecast, you should know that the more games you bet on, the slimmer and thinner your chances of winning are. So be careful, don’t ger tempted to be the ‘Best Loser of the Year’.

2. Keep personal away from business: Betting is business, so don’t go back crying to the bet agents or to your neighbours when it happens, there is no need for stories that touches the heart, please, please and please, follow the codes and just keep it strictly business.

3. You lose more than you win: This Bet9ja thing requires a lot of patience, you don’t just say because you haven’t won for the past 4months, yo give up! No!!! its not like that, my friend chill or you will wallow in despair. Remember, quitters don’t win and winners don’t quit.

4. You must be in vogue: My friend, My friend….how many times did I call you ? You must be updated 24/7, you must know how it goes backstage in the industry, when yo colleague says ‘Aja One’ my brother, you have every right and given opportunity to reply with ‘Gbera’ straight up. No Homo, don’t be forming porsh, when yo hear the street anthem.

5. Don’t trust your neighbor: ‘m not talking about your neighbor, at the same time ‘m talking about your neighbor, don’t say because Baba Joke played a ticket that you think may come true, My Friend, please chill and re-edit or at the same time play safe and re-print the same ticket and stake high. Goody Goodies doesn’t come that easy.

6. Diamond in the gutter: Yo must have noticed that those clubs in those countries like Afghanistan, Syria, Kosovo and Somalia have better odds than your favourite Spain, England and co. Yeah, its true, please let Barcelona be resting at home, let em be, we all know Madrid will beat Enugu Rangers any given time, So don’t overcast and stake on those teams that aint popular.

7. Shake body: Brother, when yo lose, abeg no carry am for face, don’t let it bother you, if you don’t win today, tomorrow is always there and coming.

8. Be like Dangote: Dangote doesn’t shout when he gains from the stock market, so why must you start advertising to everyone that you just arrived, Just thank your star internally and move on to the next one…Winnings are so coming your way that you yourself will start thinking maybe the Beggar you gave your last card was an Angel.

9. Don’t bet on yourself: Yes, please don’t bet on your favourite team, the day your team will play Mountain of Fire FC, ehn, that’s the day they will make you cry, Suarez will lose penalty, Messi will be substituted early first half, Pique will give a hanball. So just leave your team, I know they are the best.

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O.T Genesis: How far guy, you don finish your clearance ?
Rick Ross: Guy…me neva finsh, I just want start ni oo.
O.T Genesis: Na Gate 1…I day stroll go now, I wan go start my own.
Rick Ross: Okay na bye bye, that one no mean say make you first me enter heaven.
O.T Genesis: See you, me wey don enter heaven finish, all the necessary requirement way them need day my file for here. Na today, I wan finish everything.
Rick Ross: Okay later, I wan go check my name for Gate 2 whether senate don clear me.
O.T Genesis: Okay na.

Gate 1:
Angel Michael: Ejoo nitori OIohun, Observe Decorum, Decorum please.
Chris Brown: Oga, no day tell us. Decorum….yo no when I don reach here
Tyga: Ore mi, leave ma…if no be say na their base we day, I for don thug am now.
Chris Brwon: Angel Michael…answer us joor.
Tyga: Shey na because we day put Angel for your name…Ogbeni Michael, e be like say yo no know who I be…okay, enter ‘Earthigram’ make you run look my profile, you no day fear Gees abi.
Chris Brown: T…leave am, yo no say Baba God don do announcement say e know want noise.
Future: Abeg Tyga, I day your back o, I wan run go collect my forgiveness letter from Ciara, abeg no allow person enter my line o.
Tyga: Okay, I got you man.
(YBNL gang walks in)
Olamide: Ewaa, ema lo shebi werey nibi bia….awa pepperdemgang ti de ooo.
Kesh: Awon no mo na, nigbati wo’ofe skiboroboribo nibi.
(DMW goons walks in)
Davido: Badoo, how far, yo here already…Yo know show for that concert now?
Badoo: No be my fault o, as I day enter the jet like this, na him Angel Gabriel blow trumphet.
Mayorkun: Egbon Nla, na Angel Gabriel day come so ooo….see am…as e day fly like those Edo girls.
DJ Khaled: Yo Africans can shade, Mehn..i mean WTF We Americans, We the Best.

(Angel Gabriel flies in, about to make an announcement……If you hear yo name, come to the front, am attending to you today, no time to check time, as you all know a day here is ten thousand years on the earth. So let’s start, by evening we’ll be through, this clearance will be streamed life at all gates for transparent screening)
Angel Gabriel: O.T Genesis.
O.T Genesis: On my way.
Angel Gabriel: Oya, thumbprint…(O.T Genesis…thumbprints, his Identification is revealed as Olawale Taiwo Genesis.
Jay Z: WTF? So yo African..man
O.T Genesis: Cut it, Cut it.
(Angel Gabriel starts laughing)
O.T Genesis: What’s making you laugh…..My name ?
Angel Gabriel: Your name ke, if it was yo name, it’s still better…Guy (Laughs)…you no fit enter heaven oo. The cocaine way yo sniff for Earth too much. All your blood don turn white. Abi no be you day sing: I am in love with the Coco…ehn, move to gate 3. Satan is wetin for you….now Move…(Shouts) I said…Move.
Davido: Angel Gabriel…gbagbe oshii ooo. (whispers to Dremo: Omo na I for follow am go see Satan now o…oriloyomi, he wan feature for Coco Remix, na God save me ooo)

Angel Gabriel: Next….Young Thug.
Young Thug: Hey yo…out of my way, niggsssss
Angel Gabriel: Oya…Thumbprint (Young Thug thumprints…his identity is revealed as Koffi Asante Awanfetashok)
B.Red: Mehn…you guys are Africans.
Young Thug: Yeah, that’s why they call us Black Americans.
Ycee: That’s true…aint nobody badder than.
Angel Gabriel: Please move to Gate 2, you have been granted VIP entry in Paradise.
(All Africans on line started grumbling)
Viktoh: This one na confam ojoro….person way day pop codeine na im enter heaven, we no go gree o)
Angel Michael: Please…Decorum.

(Angel Raphael flies in)
Angel Raphael: Angel Gabriel & Angel Michael…God is calling you.

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Is NYSC Necessary ?
By Oluwasemilore Page (Formely known as Khaleefah The Blogger)

The National Youth Service Corps is a mandatory exercise for every fresh university graduate, but the system has lately been running on different government promises.

Lately issues like health hazards, terrorism, favoritism has trailed the system and has made it a failed project unlike the one established by the Late Yakubu Gowon.

Nowadays, fresh graduates like me don’t want to be sent far from home, we all want places like home and there is no other place better than home. Ask 90% out of the 100% qualified for the scheme, their number one choice of state is either their State of Residence, Lagos or Abuja (FCT). Why ??

Right from time, the system has been driven by failed promises, Even during this recession period, The FG still cant put word out on the promised increase of the Corpers Monthly Allowance.

Negotiations were in place during the last administration but the recent administration have no concern for the wellbeing of the corpers being sent far north/east from their homes all in the name of embracing a new culture and promoting unity among Nigerians.

The answer to the question ‘Is NYSC Necessary’ depends on your own point of view. But majority would agree with me that the answer is ‘NO’. Out of the qualified 100%, 25% see NYSC as a ‘Oju Aye’ thing, they just want to wear the uniform and feel among, upload on various social media networks and the alias ‘Corper’ alone bring them joy but this 25% are unmindful of the disadvantages or advantages of being a corper. All they want is the opportunity to wear the legendary uniform.

Next is another 25% that truly want to serve our father’s land, they are not bothered about the state they were posted, they don’t care about the tin-tin-ly allowee that they government throws at them at the end of the month. All they want is to get with NYSC , collect the certificates and be done.

Coming through is another 25%, mostly the sons and daughters of the Upper Class, the once that calls themselves ‘The Fortunates’. They don’t have to register or apply for the scheme, of course their various names have been sent to NYSC by their school’s senates and co. This 25% are the first to be sorted and verified, they are posted to their state of choice, some don’t even serve, all they do is stay at home, then show up on the sign-out day to collect the prestigious certificate.

Now is NYSC worth it ? is it worth that precious 1 year of yours ? That 1 year you could have utilized in any entrepreneurial skill you had. Not even this period, with rumours everywhere that the corpers wont be given their monthly allowee anymore but their total allowees at the end of the service year…Scam! Scam Alert! Another way for those in charge to put the corper’s allowees into a jubilant corruption mood, or invest their money in another ponzi scheme.

Think deeply, you should know whether NYSC is meant for you, them or us ??

This is where I have to stop today….shoutout to those serving or about to serve our father’s land. May the good Lord guide you all.

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You would agree with me that EFCC has done more by revealing the mistakes of the past administration that led us into the path of recession. With more secrets been revealed up daily, Nigerians wake up daily to read how huge sum of money is been kept in different locations with the current one about Alhaji Andrew Yakub who kept a whooping sum of money that could treat the whole injured victims of Rann.

EFCC has done enough to make Ibrahim Magu qualified enough to be the Chairman of the anti-corrupt commission, yet our uncles/aunts in the house don’t see him fit as a qualified candidate even with Pres. Muhammad Buhari submitting his name twice, all because of the fear of not exposing the skeleton in their cupboards.

Ibrahim Magu has made Nigerians proud right from the day he became the acting chairman of EFCC, we don’t know why a qualified person like him as not been given the green light by the lawmakers to enable him act more and reveal the criminals that have looted or looting during the past administration or even this present administration.

Though, Fmr. Pres. Jonathan sacked Andrew Yakub before his tenure ended, I am still amazed as to how this man looted such an amount of money, cash enough to fund the entire ‘Feed Nigeria’ Project.

With rumours everywhere about the return of our President, we await his decision on how our senators have failed us all in the name of greed. I wont be surprised if rumour has it that Sen. Dino Maleye opposed Ibrahim Magu who is highly qualified to be the Chairman of the anti-corrupt commission. Most senators are afraid of this brave man that is willing to save us from this looters of our era including Sen. Dino Maleye who only knows nothing than to flaunt his wealth on all social media.

Ibrahim Magu has taken EFCC to another level, you should go see the epic replies and feedbacks their IT professionals engage with Nigerians on social media, life with EFCC has never been this easy. It’s all Ibrahim Magu’s doing.

Now to 2faced Idibia and other celebrities that didn’t show up on the D-Day to protest against the hardship we are facing, 2face in his own little way has owned up to his mistakes and Nigerians have forgiven him but what should we say of other celebrities who only patronized the hastag (#istandwith2baba#istandwithNigeria#EnoughisEnough) on their social media handles, the likes of Olamide & co were quick to react to the hashtag, declaring their fake love to Nigerians but they were nowhere to be found during the protest, it wasn’t a surprise to see Charly Boy & that ever-reasonable Sahara Reporter take the bull by the horn, leading the protests and standing against all odds, declaring their love for their fatherland.

If we don’t fight for ourselves now, who will ? We wont fight, this will discourage our younger ones, our children and they too will do the same…and it goes on like that till the hardship becomes a normal trend. All our celebrities do is come up to flaunt their wealth, but when it’s time to join the struggle, they don’t participate in the struggle, they simply forget these same Nigerians that made them wealthy and famous.

News everywhere about praying for our President, fake reports everywhere about the current status on his health, fake prophets with their prophecies on how the future of Nigeria looks like….it’s all a game strategy in this ‘Chop, Chop, Chop…comot there…make I chop my own too’ country.

Recently, Gov. Fayose advocated for the increase of the corpers allawee…Fayose that’s owing state workers salary, that doesn’t even pay corper’s allawee is preaching, Oh, Nigeria…I pity! Just because he visited the state’s camp and ate Eba & Egusi, he thinks that’s the ‘Aseje (Concotion)’ he needs to eat to fulfill his dream of becoming Nigeria’s President one day.

The simple question is: Who is Nigeria’s Saviour ? is it you ? me or us ?

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