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RomanceRe: Teamtissue Or Teamwater by oluwasma(op): 1:31pm On Apr 16, 2017
FelixFelicia:
lol don't worry I'll seem familiar in a matter of days smiley grin
alright dear u r sha Teamwater.. grin
RomanceRe: Teamtissue Or Teamwater by oluwasma(op): 1:30pm On Apr 16, 2017
chiraqDemon:
#TeamWaterOnTheTissue grin grin
lol
RomanceRe: Teamtissue Or Teamwater by oluwasma(op): 1:29pm On Apr 16, 2017
Aderola15:
You dey always create funny threads grin


#Teamboth jawe wink
I see you @Aderola15
RomanceRe: Teamtissue Or Teamwater by oluwasma(op): 1:26pm On Apr 16, 2017
FelixFelicia:
lol I'm not a girl sha
oh my bad..
RomanceRe: Teamtissue Or Teamwater by oluwasma(op): 1:24pm On Apr 16, 2017
dingbang:
I use both when necessary...
nice
RomanceRe: Teamtissue Or Teamwater by oluwasma(op): 12:58pm On Apr 16, 2017
Olasco93:
Water is still the Best. It's safer for females than tissue.
hmmmm well said..Thanks
RomanceRe: Teamtissue Or Teamwater by oluwasma(op): 12:57pm On Apr 16, 2017
FelixFelicia:
Tissue ke? Gimme water ojere lipsrsealed
Teamwater baby... grin
RomanceRe: Teamtissue Or Teamwater by oluwasma(op): 12:56pm On Apr 16, 2017
obiorathesubtle:
Tissue is for homosexuals and ignorant women...



Water is for men, Legends, ultra Legends, Sublime Legends, etc.. Even babies who have raw heavenly wisdom use water..


I bet even Jesus used water during his time on Earth..


#TeamWater baby!!!
lol!
RomanceShould I Give Him The Rest Of My Virginity? by oluwasma(op): 12:48pm On Apr 16, 2017

RomanceTeamtissue Or Teamwater by oluwasma(op): 12:41pm On Apr 16, 2017
Hi guys, what team do you belong to? I am not talking about football team o….. I am talking about Teamtissue or Teamwater. Lol! Some use water to clean up after them (Teamwater) and some use tissue (Teamtissue). No one can actually use something apart from these two right..so I got you. I actually belong to both teams because I do my shitty business before I shower so I am Teamtissue and Teamwater at the same time. Lol

So I visited my friend and we were gisting. Suddenly I felt this urge that makes you uncomfortable and start sweating so I asked for his restroom. There was no tissue you know guys hardly have tissue. My worries started…lol. I started sweating already. Me that I have been doing yanga for this guy, it won’t be fun if I mess up his toilet. I didn’t even carry my wipes. I really like tissue because you feel dry unlike water which makes you wet.

Guys, when I was done I had to strip to my blouse just to wash properly. Even at that I was really feeling wet and water was dripping down my thighs. It wasn’t funny. My friend was already calling out my name, Oluwaseun are you fine? What’s taking you so long? I just came out and boned o. See boning of life…lol!

Teamwater please help a sister. How do you guys do it?

Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/04/16/teamtissue-or-teamwater/

Thanks for reading...If you find interesting you can follow at seunsdigest.

RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 9:52pm On Apr 15, 2017
akinis09:
I have a question for those ladys with the opinion of no sex before marriage. What if the guy accept your no sex before marriage proposal and on the night of your wedding day you happen to find out that his impotent. What will you do? huh
ha Eleyi gidi gan..bad market grin
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 9:38pm On Apr 15, 2017
bizzy500:
Lol. .see den. .see all this gals. ..of course. Absolutely. ....everything na lie.. .continue cool
it is true joor. I once dated a guy and we didn't have sex..years later he told me that he had a sidechic wen we were dating because I didn't allow him touch me so ladies can actually do without sex wink
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 9:36pm On Apr 15, 2017
skillful01:
.

Don't get pissed off,my sincere apologies.
nah m not oo...guess my tone was harsh..lol m sowie too.. grin
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 9:06pm On Apr 15, 2017
skillful01:
.
What is yaay!



wanna be a virgin...I can make you onegringringrin
dnt bother...make yourself one
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 6:52pm On Apr 15, 2017
JhimmySpark:
Yes.... only if shez a virgin.
she might not be a virgin but dnt want to have sex. What about that?
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 6:15pm On Apr 15, 2017
Abang52:
see her mouth just dey chop then laugh Abi?
you nor care to nor where de money dey show from
lol
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 5:10pm On Apr 15, 2017
Dekatron:
No, I cannot.... . Why should I? If you wont give me the cookie, will rather leave than date you and still have a side chick... So no.
hmmmm so you must have the cookie..honest ansa
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 4:17pm On Apr 15, 2017
SmellingAnus:
difficult to answer knowing fully well that sex is not the Ultimate but sex is the " Hulk Hogan".... grin


Anyway, I have stayed without sex for almost three years for a particular period... Had a six month relationship without sex and the babe actually left me cos of that...

My final answer... Partially Yes and Partially no... In other words it depends on what I want that period. ...
SmellingAnus I see you...of course sex is not the ultimate and a guy actually stayed without sex for 3 years shocked wow I respect you. That's so nice....wish we can have more guys like you
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 4:13pm On Apr 15, 2017
Fmartin:
op u fr kukuma ask us say 'can we graduate witout writting exams?'
so u cant date without sex. Guys guys guys!
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 4:07pm On Apr 15, 2017
skillful01:
YES

T34M V1RG1N.
Yaay!
RomanceRe: How I Met My Husband by oluwasma(op): 3:42pm On Apr 15, 2017
Paulpaulpaul:
Approximately 5 years, and the well is left fallow. It may block na.




I lie?


I like your pic, Oluwaseun
Thanks..what will be will be. It doesnt necessarily mean she didnt date after him. Of course it didnt work and since he came back and was serious so she gave it a shot
RomanceRe: How I Met My Husband by oluwasma(op): 3:40pm On Apr 15, 2017
Homeboiy:
la click la kpeme
lol @ Homeboiy which one is la click la kpeme....
RomanceRe: How I Met My Husband by oluwasma(op): 3:30pm On Apr 15, 2017
Paulpaulpaul:
Lie from the pit of hell, 2010-2016. The title should be one night stand got real.


Who was digging the girl's well in those waiting years?


Just asking thou
hmmmm. Well they didnt do anything..is it a must to dig well? Guys and well huh
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 3:27pm On Apr 15, 2017
SmellingAnus and rednuth oya come and answer o
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 3:23pm On Apr 15, 2017
SafeDavid:
I sense sacarsm all over your post. cheesy
SafeDavid you again so you cant do without it abi
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 3:21pm On Apr 15, 2017
Lashort:
Hell yeah! I can

If only it was possible for a guy to spend on you without expecting you to do your womanly duties in return
I mean think about it. We just chill and talk and laugh and eat and take a nap and meet our friends or family members or people at work and do the same routine over and over again until we grow old and depart from this world. That would be cool

Rrrrrrrrrrr
my dear we can only wish but if married that is very important
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 3:18pm On Apr 15, 2017
adewealth22:
yes!
seconded..most ladies can but guys hmmmmmmmm I dont think so o
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 3:14pm On Apr 15, 2017
SafeDavid:
That's what usually happens.
It's simply irrational for a girl to think she would get into a long term relationship with a guy who wouldn't have sex.
If he doesn't disturb you, then be rest assured he's getting it elsewhere.
hmmmmmmmm I see you @ SafeDavid
RomanceRe: Can You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 3:12pm On Apr 15, 2017
jerry447:
Am presently in a relationship without sex.....But I get side chick
hmmmmmmm sidechic
RomanceCan You Date Without Sex? by oluwasma(op): 1:38pm On Apr 15, 2017

RomanceHow I Met My Husband by oluwasma(op): 1:28pm On Apr 15, 2017
My friend gisted me about how she met her husband and I fell in love all over again because I love love. Awhhh did I just say that? Who doesn’t anyway? *winks*

So this is her juicy story, Kemi met her hubby 2010 through her hair stylist. Her stylist was like Kemi are you dating any guy….she said No. She said I want you to meet someone. Kemi said she wasn’t interested because she just broke up with her first love.

One evening she called Kemi and invited her for karaoke night at her house. She went with some of her friends not knowing that was the supposedly hookup night. They started making noise, singing, dancing, drinking and just having fun. A guy walked in an she was like wow. She didnt know he was the one until she told her. They sha got talking and she left for her house. Two days later, this guy invited her to dinner so she told him she was going to be busy preparing dinner for her family. The guy sent an in-house chef so she was able to go for the dinner.

By the time they got back to her stylist house it was rather late and she could not go to her house. They slept in the same room and this guy was trying to make some moves but she objected. Days later, the guy travelled back to the states and stopped communicating with her. Fast forward 2016 someone just chatted her up on Facebook and guess who..this same guy. This time he was serious and they just hit it off. They are happily married in the states..interesting story yeah.

Please share how you met your partner by clicking on this link https://seunsdigest./2017/04/15/how-i-met-my-husband/. Thanks for taking time to read

RomanceRe: 'my Wife Slaps And Punches Me During Sex, Sometimes She Bites' - Man Cries Out by oluwasma(op): 4:27pm On Apr 14, 2017
TolaTosin:
see what porrno has caused, tomorrow ladies will pretend that they dont like sexxx grin grin grin grin
lol..are u scared?

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