₦airaland Forum

sunshineG:
Inna ehn
If the girl know who it is meant for and still decide to return it, I will break up with her
That kind of girl will not challenge me to improve my self in life

lol

Divay22:
I have collected my retirement money...so he can go

lol...u got no chill pill

mofeoluwadassah:
if i hear say i return am......he don enter am be dat o

lol...one chance

LifeIsGuhd:
Yes, I have got dignity

for those that have conscience though

If your ex mistakenly credits your account with 500k meant for a chic he has been cheating on you with when you were with him...will you refund it to him?

jamalnation:
so

so let's hear yours

austyn0:
We Wey no geh partner kwanu, wetin we go sing?

sing for your ex abi u get ex

Yaay! My song..this is also for him...
Ellie Goulding (love me like you do) You're the light, you're the night
You're the color of my blood
You're the cure, you're the pain
You're the only thing I wanna touch
Never knew that it could mean so much, so much
You're the fear, I don't care
Cause I've never been so high
Follow me to the dark
Let me take you past our satellites
You can see the world you brought to life, to life
So love me like you do, la-la-love me like you do
Love me like you do, la-la-love me like you do
Touch me like you do, ta-ta-touch me like you do

Yaay! Mine is I love my baby that’s my baby I will treat my baby right hold my baby tight baby no be lie by wizkid. Let’s go guyssss..

Source: https://sheadvises./2017/07/16/describe-your-partner-in-song-lyrics/

When a guy really likes you, it’s usually pretty obvious and when he doesn’t like you it’s quite obvious as well.

He is silent for days and then texts you the sweetest message you’ve ever received. He says he really cares about you but doesn’t act like it. He says he loves you but doesn’t show it. And while you’re on this Topsy-turvy ride, all you want to know is does this guy like me or not? You see, a guy that likes you will not confuse you. We sometimes think they are sending mixed messages.

Ladies, there are no mixed messages. Either he’s into you or not.

Here are five signs that he’s not:

He doesn’t ask you about yourself or your life:
If a guy shows no interest or excitement over finding out who you are, it’s not a good sign. When we like someone, we can’t get enough. We want to know every story, every detail. So basically the takeaway is if a guy shows no interest in your life, your hobbies, what you enjoy, etc., he’s really not all that interested in you.

2. He doesn’t reveal things about himself:

If a guy doesn’t tell you anything about himself, it also means he’s not really feeling it. When we share information about ourselves with someone, we are investing in them. We see the potential for them to become a part of it. When a guy sees no such potential, he’ll offer up the bare minimum. Info such as where he’s from, where he went to school..all the things you can easily find out on facebook.

3. Waits too long to set up the next date:

If you go out with a guy and he shows no interest of ever wanting to see you again, or he waits some few days to call, it means he’s not really feeling it. If a guy is into you, he’ll make it known that he wants another date even though so many naija guys will just invite you to their house after the first date. Can I get a witness? And in between dates he’ll stay in touch.

4. He gives you excuses about why he didn’t call:

He’s busy, he’s stressed at work, he has a million things going on, blah blah blah. If he’s into you, it doesn’t matter how busy he is, he’ll take 1 out of the 1440 minutes in a day to reach out to you even if it’s just to say hi.

5. You can’t tell if he’s interested:

Like I said earlier, if a guy is into you it’s pretty obvious. If you are confused or you think he is sending “mixed messages” its actually one very clear message: he doesn’t want to be with you.

I know this one is the hardest to digest and you’ll probably fight it with all your might. If a guy wants you, you’ll know it. He won’t try to confuse you. Infact he’ll do the opposite, he’ll make it clear as day that he’s interested so as not to risk losing you.

Source: https://sheadvises./2017/07/04/signs-that-he-is-not-into-you/

hammer2010:
Here are mine:


Cheating on me... her case go surely make FP for nairaland


Talking back when I'm talking... she dey mad



Disrespecting my mother... chai, na keke i go use teleport her back to her father


Questioning me when she notice me eying any fine chick... abi my eye na diick

talking back when you are talking, you must be harsh o...

cerowo:
Lol....
Dnt think u can imbibe on my rules

lol

In my book, my deal breaker is If he EVER hits, slaps, shoves or in any way raises his hands to me in anger. I can’t be with a man that can’t control his anger.

What’s yours?

Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/06/22/what-is-your-deal-breaker-in-a-relationship/

On Friday, A woman was battered by her husband for refusing him sex. This was how it happened. She woke up very early to attend a conference. She was fully dressed and was about to go out when her husband wanted sex. She said No and he punched her silly.

What really amazed me was that everyone condemned the punching but blamed the woman that she had no right whatsoever to deny her husband sex. This was coming from women. They said the man has the right to beat her and cheat on her for that singular act.

I personally will condemn this. I am not saying she should be denying her husband sex but if there is a reason for that, they should both talk about this. He should not hit his wife because of that. It’s so wrong.

What do you guys think about this?

Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/06/21/a-woman-got-punched-because-she-denied-her-husband-sex/

Imagine you win a large amount of money and your girlfriend is seriously ill and 95% of your money is needed to do surgery on her. You will be left with 5%.

What will you do? Will you give her the 95%?

NB: she is your girlfriend not wife.

Honest answers please..

Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/06/20/a-true-love-test/

Hello Nairalanders, Thank God its Saturday. Yipee! Yesterday was Friday yeah and everyone loves friday so I downloaded a movie to watch na to enjoy my Friday night with a chilled bottle of Fanta. I want to gist us about the movie so here it goes…

Jide and his wife, Ronke are married for years without a child. Jide’s mother keep pestering Ronke to give her a Grand child. So Ronke begged her maid to sleep with her husband. She accepted and slept with Ronke’s husband. Yeah it’s a movie as it can only happen in a movie. That I know..lol! Fast forward the maid got pregnant and Ronke had to fake pregnancy so she could collect the baby when she gives birth. They moved the maid to another apartment.

Jide now hardly have sex with his wife always complaining of tiredness. One day Ronke went to check on her maid and met her husband having sex with the maid. What he has been denying her o. Angrily she removed the fake pregnancy and her Mother-in-law just walked in and saw her. So Jide's mother went to bring the maid back home as second wife for his son. Ronke doesn’t want to accept the maid as second wife.

Please who is to blame? Is it Ronke that begged her maid to sleep with her husband? Is it her husband that agreed to such a plan and kept going back to the maid? Why should she even beg someone to sleep with her husband because she doesn’t have a child for him yet?

Photo credit: pulse.ng

Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/06/17/my-maid-is-pregnant-for-my-husband-ronke/

Women love to hear you talk during sex. This is because for women, verbal communication is key to emotional intimacy. What you tell your partner has the power to crank up her arousal, confidence and make sex amazing for the both of you. But you have to be genuine and specific when talking to her. So lets go….

Before sex:

“I love how passionately you kiss” instead of “you are a good kisser.” its important for women to know you like kissing them.

“Your hair looks great that way.” sure you can pass any compliment but focusing on something you know she’s put a lot of effort into tells her you are paying attention and that you appreciate her efforts.

“I can’t wait to be inside you.” these words tell your partner that you are fantasizing about the sensations, the heat, the moisture…exactly what it feels like inside of her.

During sex:

“I love the way you taste” instead of “you taste good” use the word “I” instead of “you”.

“You look so hot in that position.” let her know you love the view. The more comfortable she feels in her own skin and the more attractive she feels, the hotter the sex is going to be.

After sex:

“Wow” this one is perfect for when you have just collapsed on her.

“Thank you” you say it often when she gets you a gift right? Sex is the most precious gift a woman can give a man, so say thank you. Show some appreciation.

“I loved it when you…” this line lets her know what you like, and what she should do again. Just keep praising her skills after sex.

Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/06/10/words-to-say-before-during-and-after-sex/

LalaLushness:
She should do the right thing and walk away

okay..

My friend went on a date with a guy she met online. Before then, they chatted a lot and spoke on phone. He told her he was single and my friend thought she could just give it a trial since she was beginning to like the guy.

Fast forward they met on Sunday at The place restaurant and everything was going well. They clicked immediately when they saw one another and started gisting. The food was nice and he was a very cool and gentle guy. He now told her he is married with two kids but couldn’t tell her before not to scare her away. Her hope crashed immediately. He actually travelled to Lagos to see my friend so she couldn’t have suspected anything.

Please what should my friend do? Should she just ignore him? Mature response please…

Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/06/05/date-gone-bad/

Cleopatra4:
Yes ooo!!
Baby you don't need all these shits.
I know how to treat my man right :

lol

dukeolumde:
Wow...impressive

Thanks dear

SmellingAnus:
My Love....

how's u? Miss u

MrCork:
....huh....all this ceremony jussss to get punnnnny?....bro am stickin to white babes!!!((no oofensece)

lol...not a must you do all that na..just one @ a time will do

dingbang:
All these female evangelists will not like this.. That's why their husbands cheat often

lol @ all these female evangelists..I agree with you that most pastors cheat often.

SmellingAnus:

sweetheart!

We all hear that men initiate sex more than women. That may be true but I think women are becoming more bold to initiate sex. If you need it, why not go for it. Why wait for your spouse to initiate sex. Here are some ways to initiate sex with your spouse…

Try pre-intimacy like petting, kissing, hugging or MouthAction.

Do not be afraid to give or receive MouthAction.

Send your spouse a text that tells them how much you want them.

Wear a bit of lingerie.

Try something new together like role-play or a new position.

Write your spouse a sexy note.

UnCloth your spouse.

Give your spouse a massage.

Take a shower or bath and wash each other.

Try a bit of dirty talk.

Show a bit of public affection.

Greet your partner in the nude when they come to bed.

Just say it! Let your partner know when you are Hot without beating around the bush.

Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/05/30/how-to-initiate-sex-with-your-spouse/

A couple were living separately because of the nature of their work. The husband was on leave and traveled to spend the holiday with his wife. At night they started necking and the guy suddenly stopped. He stood up and went to the bathroom to finish up. His wife was in shock because she really missed him and never thought her husband could prefer masturbating to making love to her. She started crying and she moved in back with her husband.

Some doctors will tell you masturbation is okay while Christians will tell you it is bad. Masturbation is not good and it’s easy to get addicted to it. It is bad enough that the husband prefered masturbating to making love to his wife caused by distance in their marriage. Distance has caused more harm than good in relationships and marriages. He didn’t want to cheat on his wife hence his reason for masturbating but what do we call that, isn’t that cheating?

What do you think about masturbation? Do you think moving in with her husband would help? How can he stop masturbating?

Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/05/19/what-do-you-think-about-masturbation/

A good boyfriend will buy you gifts to make you smile while a serious boyfriend will go the extra mile to buy you tampons or pads. He wont be ashamed.

It’s one thing to let your boyfriend see you naked. It’s completely different to let him see you without makeup or even worse with your acne cream. If he’s seen that, you two are definitely serious.

A regular boyfriend will know what you want to do with your life however a serious boyfriend will know more than that, your flaw because he will witness them firsthand. He wont consider them flaws because he will love even the most awkward parts of you.

A regular boyfriend will make plans with you for next week while a serious boyfriend will make plans with you ten years down the road like discussing kid names and apartment locations.

A good boyfriend will tell you about the things going on in his life but a serious boyfriend will allow you give your opinion.

He’s met your family but a serious boyfriend will be in regular contact with your family members and show genuine interest in them.

With these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you. Hahahahaha just kidding. What do you guys think?

Source: https://seunsdigest./2017/05/18/difference-between-a-good-boyfriend-and-a-serious-boyfriend/

SmellingAnus:
Lol... You are making me feel like it's difficult for me to admit that I missed you

of course

SmellingAnus:
yea dear.. You waited for us to miss eachother abi

lol...so ur way of saying you miss me..

dukeolumde:
Hnnnmmm, quite educating....I for one knows that I can't function well with a woman who hates kissing. It's like eating bread without anything inside

lol...Thanks dukeolumde

dukeolumde:
I really love them to be honest with u. I had two relationships with two Lesbians. Nice and beautiful girls but sometimes u have to try and understand
where they are coming from and give them a break. I don't have a problem dating one.

I had to check ur pic but didn't find none..u really tried