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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Oluwason(m): 3:41pm On Jun 11, 2021
I dont understand all these DINOsaurs things, "Ejo e ba mi Malaye" (Yoruba. meaning Please help me explain). Though l can say how Daniel left the Den of the Theives that have stolen the country Blind.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Oluwason(m): 3:25pm On Jun 10, 2021
Seeing my Car parked outside, the nurses be acting like, "can l please get your Auto graph".

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Oluwason(m): 3:21pm On Jun 10, 2021
Coming across this Thread in my search to Kill boredom from the stress that has kept me Down, l discovered a good Thread will always keep it together no matter how Loose (the hospital wear) and Raise your spirit.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Oluwason(m): 2:54pm On Jun 10, 2021
Love what you guys are doing, Gracias. Let me give it a shot.

Oh Lord, heal me and Stregthen me to go back to work as l cant be out for a whole Weak.

l am truly Down and pray for Strength to be Up and doing in the following Week.

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Crime / Re: Man Who Was On His Way To Lock A Church Among Those Killed In Kaduna Crisis(pics by Oluwason(m): 9:06pm On Oct 23, 2018
carinmom:


SMH for you xtians. You always claim to be victims in every crisis that involves Muslims and xtians. According to your account it was a cow that was knocked down and in another account a Muslim thief was caught and his Muslim brothers started killing xtians. Because Muslims are hated that's why you spew all kinds of lies against them to show that they are evil while you guys are saints.

Smile, continue to defend what u don't know as u would soon see the end. My joy is that true Christians ain't afraid to die, just that those that die ain't really Christians just bearing the name.
Crime / Re: Man Who Was On His Way To Lock A Church Among Those Killed In Kaduna Crisis(pics by Oluwason(m): 1:32pm On Oct 23, 2018
GoTV:
sad Nobody is killing Christians. Kaduna crises broke out and alot of Nigerians irrespective of tribe and religion were unfortunately killed. Why do we Christians like to claim victims of every misfortunes? Why make it seem like Christians are the primary target? We Christians should be careful of causing religious crisis with our misguided talks.

Shut up your mouth if u don't know what's happening, do u stay in kaduna? The crisis started cos a cow was knocked down and the driver ran away so they start burning cars and kill people. where in the world did u see sentiment in what was posted above? He only gave account of what happened.
As a rational human being for some time in this nation, tell me who rear cows and who are their likely target?
Travel / Re: Truck Falls On Man's Car On Ojuelegba Bridge, Comes Out Alive From The Accident by Oluwason(m): 9:16pm On Jul 12, 2018
Thank God for his life
Politics / Re: Melaye To Buhari: If Politicians Are Responsible For Killings, Why Ranching? by Oluwason(m): 8:14am On Jul 07, 2018
This guy might be so many things but he always ask the right questions. If only we have enough people in positions asking the right questions this menace would have stopped a long time ago.

Another question, don't they have enough land in the North if really ranching is what they are after and not other people's land (ancestral heritage).

NB I stay in the North so I know what I am saying.

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Education / Re: 5 Teachers Sacked For Impregnating SS3 Student In Kebbi; The Student Expelled by Oluwason(m): 6:43pm On Jul 04, 2018
Nigeria with our skewed ways of reasoning, what's the offense of the student for her to be expelled? Obviously she is the victim here for Christ sake, 5 teachers, this is clearly a case of molestation. And to cap it all the teachers appealed their sack, simply cos they were not meant to know the gravity of their offense, people that are supposed to be cooling their heels in the prison. I guess 'this is Nigeria'.
smh

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Celebrities / Re: Xandy Kamel: "Bill Asamoah Is A One-minute Man, He's Not Good In Bed" (video) by Oluwason(m): 10:53am On May 10, 2018
famosh:


True! Bragging about one's sexual prowess is now considered as being "woke." Most annoying thing is the way you see these same hypocrites bashing people who're openly proud of their sexual purity!

The irony of life. I guess they bash cos of guilty conscience and as they continue they no longer feel bad about themselves.
Celebrities / Re: Xandy Kamel: "Bill Asamoah Is A One-minute Man, He's Not Good In Bed" (video) by Oluwason(m): 10:27pm On May 08, 2018
No more shame, the things people brag about this days. smh

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Travel / Re: 17 Nigerian Migrants Sue Italy For Returning Them To Libya by Oluwason(m): 10:19pm On May 08, 2018
Hmm, for real sadHmm, for real

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Poems For Review / Re: I'm Me by Oluwason(m): 7:13pm On Apr 09, 2018
Pranaya:
thanks
U welcome
Health / Re: Transformation Of Cameroonian Girl With Bow Legs Called A 'Witch' (Photo) by Oluwason(m): 7:05pm On Apr 09, 2018
Only He can do what no man can do
Poems For Review / Re: I'm Me by Oluwason(m): 11:36am On Apr 08, 2018
Wow, this is indeed beautiful! Kudos to guys.

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Family / Re: Lady Recreates Childhood Photo With Her Dad After Obtaining His Masters Degree by Oluwason(m): 3:30pm On Apr 07, 2018
Smile
Family / Re: Lady Recreates Childhood Photo With Her Dad After Obtaining His Masters Degree by Oluwason(m): 3:30pm On Apr 07, 2018
The dad didn't change much
Crime / Re: Girl Found Hanging From A Window In Kano (Disturbing Photos) by Oluwason(m): 6:22pm On Apr 06, 2018
Ha, o am we o
Romance / Re: Four Women With Kids By The Same Father (Photos) by Oluwason(m): 6:52pm On Apr 04, 2018
Legendary
Properties / Re: Top 5 Modern House Designs In Nigeria Right Now (pics) by Oluwason(m): 5:31pm On Apr 01, 2018
Beautiful
Celebrities / Re: Leo Dasilva Visits Alma Mater, Christ The King International School, Gbagada by Oluwason(m): 10:54am On Mar 19, 2018
Adam not understanding, what role model is he to the kids? And a school for that matter, the proprietor and Head teachers are not fit to lead that school. So they hoped other students should end up BBA stars. smh
Travel / Re: 7 Things I Learned Traveling Round South-west Nigeria by Oluwason(m): 10:15am On Mar 19, 2018
interesting

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Crime / Re: 18-Year-Old Girl Commits Suicide Over JAMB UTME Score In Delta State by Oluwason(m): 6:45pm On Mar 14, 2018
Hmm,

Suicide is never a way out. The thought of those commiting suicide is that they should just end it all as they could not continue with the struggles of life. But if only they knew that that's not the end to life, and that they end nothing cos the struggles continues in the after life as they will pay dearly for their actions.

My heart goes out to the little chap, hope things are not exactly the way it looks.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Nina Requests To Call Her Boyfriend. Nigerians React by Oluwason(m): 10:29pm On Mar 13, 2018
Which
Education / Re: Physically Challenged Saiful-Islam Deeneeya Graduates From Nuhu Bamalli Poly by Oluwason(m): 7:40pm On Mar 13, 2018
wow

Happy for him. Incidentally I saw one (female) like this in the school yesterday.
Politics / Re: Governors Ganduje, Ajimobi And Yari's Photo: See Hilarious Caption by Oluwason(m): 3:15pm On Mar 12, 2018
So this is news?

Hypocrisy ever where.
Crime / Re: Man Caught Wearing Cloth Stolen From A Boutique In Umuahia Beaten & Tied (Video) by Oluwason(m): 3:06pm On Oct 24, 2017
What a country. Primitive way of thinking, does that mean that the clothe was custom made for the boutique or he couldn't have gotten it from some place else. what if he bought it from another boutique which orchestrated the looting of the said boutique, or was saying the truth that he was given by a friend. A lot of what ifs. Someone was even pouring a liquid on him, to roast him alive I guess. Seriously jungle justice should become a crime in this nation and carry death sentence, anything aside from self defence when it comes to apprehending an alleged thief or armrobber should be termed jungle justice.
sad
angry sad

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Crime / Re: Policeman Shoots Man Dead In Anambra State (Disturbing Photos) by Oluwason(m): 9:32pm On Oct 20, 2017
There was a country

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Jokes Etc / Re: Brian Teaser by Oluwason(m): 9:22pm On Oct 20, 2017
GMan650:



Lol.... the rule of the game is to make a sentence that contains all 26 alphabets, how I did it isn't necessary. grin grin grin Moreover, this is Jokes section..... noin z cwiouzz

Smile no penalty cos as u rightly said no rule applies, though wanted us to be more creative. So just saying.

Lalasticlala I think this deserves front page so we can see more creativeness.
Jokes Etc / Re: Brian Teaser by Oluwason(m): 1:34pm On Oct 20, 2017
9gmaflame:

I don't know if its my eyes but I can't seem to find 'H' in yur sentence

The H is in the t"H"e lazy dog.
Jokes Etc / Re: Brian Teaser by Oluwason(m): 10:57pm On Oct 19, 2017
GMan650:
Lol..... The quick ferocious brown dog pounced unexpectedly over my lazy Jackal

Good one but it sound more like the op as if u just modified it, maybe you give another one.
Jokes Etc / Re: Brian Teaser by Oluwason(m): 8:05pm On Oct 19, 2017
Murainah1:
Ebenezer unexpectedly bagged two tranquil
aardvarks with his jiffy vacuum cleaner.
Good one, Let's get more?

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