Blackeard:
Hola Fam.

I'm not that good at literature so I've decided to leave poetry to the prose.

I invented an invisible car but i forgot where i parked it

I dated a photographer but she dwelled on the negative.

Final year year student passes out

The neighbours were running helter skelter cos the faeces was huge.

An interviewer asked burna boy: What song was your big break? was it that one named with kanye west album?

Burna boy: Ye

Why is it called sitdown comedy (sitcom)?
Because it is lame.

This thread has been too quiet for my liking. Where my punstars at!

The German engineers have been working on inventing a car that can move without wheels.... They've been working tirelessly

So i wanted to know the opinion of people in my street concerning stealing electrical facilities in the hood....

So i took a pole

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TIKAMBABA1:
Girls these days are getting pregnant by accident, dunno what Road safety is doing!

A driver impregnated a Road safety Officer by accident

Burnavick:
To be Frank...

I will have to change my name

To be Frank, I have to change my name.

These are great puns haha. When Nairaland used to be so good. Nairaland really peaked in 2015 tbh.

So far in all my life, the best pun I ever heard came from Vector. He said " It's heavy in the chest, I thought you wanted treasure"

novakane:
Close ur eyes and imagine yourself pressing six girl's breasts... Feels good dozen tit?

THOTful imagination... Again, these are wel-CUMMING THOTS

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Love what you guys are doing, Gracias. Let me give it a shot.

Oh Lord, heal me and Stregthen me to go back to work as l cant be out for a whole Weak.

l am truly Down and pray for Strength to be Up and doing in the following Week.

Coming across this Thread in my search to Kill boredom from the stress that has kept me Down, l discovered a good Thread will always keep it together no matter how Loose (the hospital wear) and Raise your spirit.

Seeing my Car parked outside, the nurses be acting like, "can l please get your Auto graph".

I dont understand all these DINOsaurs things, "Ejo e ba mi Malaye" (Yoruba. meaning Please help me explain). Though l can say how Daniel left the Den of the Theives that have stolen the country Blind.

Adele crossed the road to say hello from the other side

He was to play the next key after C

His bad eyes couldn't see sharp(C#)

Oluwason:
Seeing my Car parked outside, the nurses be acting like, "can l please get your Auto graph".

The NURSE TREATED you nicely? Is your car a BMW, your MOTTO should be, "Be My Wife".

No offense but that one is actually weak. What would you say if you listened to the likes of fabolous, immortal technique or eminem ?

Babysho:
These are great puns haha. When Nairaland used to be so good. Nairaland really peaked in 2015 tbh.

So far in all my life, the best pun I ever heard came from Vector. He said " It's heavy in the chest, I thought you wanted treasure"

novakane:
No offense but that one is actually weak. What would you say if you listened to the likes of fabolous, immortal technique or eminem ?

I listened to all of Eminem and his puns are very impressive but Vec's just hit home for me because I could relate to the line.

It depends on personal taste tbh. I got a friend that wouldn't stop laughing at this pun. "What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1" It's ridiculous to me but she loves it.

Oluwason:
Love what you guys are doing, Gracias. Let me give it a shot.

Oh Lord, heal me and Stregthen me to go back to work as l cant be out for a whole Weak.

l am truly Down and pray for Strength to be Up and doing in the following Week.

Bro, stop.

Abeq make we revive this post pun to the world

Anytime I COOK hot RICE my girlfriend the westham say e the bounERMOUTH

My unmarried French lecturer just hot and fine thesame time MADAM WAS HELL.

No copy n paste pun abeq make it real

Sam no well , e see Hophni and Phinehas dey chop food cos of longthroat SAMUEL