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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gesoilo(m): 5:43pm On Apr 28, 2020
Blackeard:
Hola Fam.

I'm not that good at literature so I've decided to leave poetry to the prose.
grin
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 12:07am On Apr 29, 2020
I invented an invisible car but i forgot where i parked it
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 12:09am On Apr 29, 2020
I dated a photographer but she dwelled on the negative.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 3:46pm On Apr 30, 2020
Final year year student passes out

The neighbours were running helter skelter cos the faeces was huge. grin
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 6:15pm On Apr 30, 2020
An interviewer asked burna boy: What song was your big break? was it that one named with kanye west album?

Burna boy: Ye

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Awkuzuboi(m): 9:39am On May 01, 2020
Why is it called sitdown comedy (sitcom)?
Because it is lame.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 11:10am On Jul 14, 2020
This thread has been too quiet for my liking. Where my punstars at!
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 6:15am On Jul 20, 2020
The German engineers have been working on inventing a car that can move without wheels.... They've been working tirelessly

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 6:18am On Jul 20, 2020
So i wanted to know the opinion of people in my street concerning stealing electrical facilities in the hood....

So i took a pole

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 10:59am On Jul 20, 2020
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 5:33pm On Sep 23, 2020
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 5:57pm On Sep 23, 2020
TIKAMBABA1:
Girls these days are getting pregnant by accident, dunno what Road safety is doing!

A driver impregnated a Road safety Officer by accident
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 6:01pm On Sep 23, 2020
Burnavick:
To be Frank...

I will have to change my name
To be Frank, I have to change my name.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Babysho(m): 3:59pm On Nov 18, 2020
These are great puns haha. When Nairaland used to be so good. Nairaland really peaked in 2015 tbh.

So far in all my life, the best pun I ever heard came from Vector. He said " It's heavy in the chest, I thought you wanted treasure"
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 6:37pm On Feb 06
novakane:
Close ur eyes and imagine yourself pressing six girl's breasts... Feels good dozen tit?
THOTful imagination... Again, these are wel-CUMMING THOTS
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Lighthammer(m): 8:01pm On Jun 08
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Oluwason(m): 2:54pm On Jun 10
Love what you guys are doing, Gracias. Let me give it a shot.

Oh Lord, heal me and Stregthen me to go back to work as l cant be out for a whole Weak.

l am truly Down and pray for Strength to be Up and doing in the following Week.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Oluwason(m): 3:21pm On Jun 10
Coming across this Thread in my search to Kill boredom from the stress that has kept me Down, l discovered a good Thread will always keep it together no matter how Loose (the hospital wear) and Raise your spirit.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Oluwason(m): 3:25pm On Jun 10
Seeing my Car parked outside, the nurses be acting like, "can l please get your Auto graph".

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Oluwason(m): 3:41pm On Jun 11
I dont understand all these DINOsaurs things, "Ejo e ba mi Malaye" (Yoruba. meaning Please help me explain). Though l can say how Daniel left the Den of the Theives that have stolen the country Blind.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Lighthammer(m): 7:29am On Jun 12
Adele crossed the road to say hello from the other side
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Aprishyn06(m): 11:21am On Jun 12
undecidedHe was to play the next key after C
His bad eyes couldn't see sharp(C#) cry undecided

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