₦airaland Forum

imsu.boi:
Dear Oyebanjo, Dapo Daniel AKA D’Banj,I am seated
at a local restaurant here at the university town of
Nsukka, in Enugu State, Nigeria, drinking a bottle of
Fayrouz and listening to the sound of the generator,
which is the only source of electricity around here.I
have watched your latest music video. I went through
the rigour last night. It is the video of the song
entitled “Don’t Tell Me Nonsense” and it was awfully
disgusting, the song, I mean. Kaffy and the rest of the
dancers didn’t disappoint in the video.
This is bad, I know, using awful and disgusting, in same
sentence. But that is what I feel about what I saw.
Brother, D’Banj, a lot has changed since you left your
brother and hustle partner, Ajereh, Michael Collins
AKA Don Jazzy. Truth. Your songs have been nothing
but trash. I wonder if anyone has said anything nice to
you since you started making songs outside Don Jazzy.
If they have, it must have been for that singular hit
song entitled ‘Oliver Twist.’ Kai! That song swept
through Nigeria and the rest of the world. You would
not believe that the ordinary child on the streets of
Nsukka knows the lyrics of that song and the dance
steps too.
In Nigeria, there are plenty factors that weigh us
down. One is our inability to manage our weaknesses. I
see you have been buying yourself expensive
jewelleries. The other day, I saw on a blog that you
wear a wristwatch worth my entire family and maybe
inheritance. I commend your taste. You are a lucky and
hardworking man. You deserve it, besides; ‘Oliver
Twist’ made marks. It took the Nigerian music to a
height that had never been seen in recent times. Its
toping charts, downloads, Youtube views and itunes
purchases are amongst the few things I can mention.
Dear, D’Banj, Don Jazzy may not be an ideal partner, I
bet you, no one is an ideal partner! Perfect couples
quarrel and make up. It is the joy of having such union.
I believe misunderstanding is part of us, as humans. I
will run to the zoo the day I see a union that agrees
on almost everything.Back to your music, I feel Don
Jazzy was made to make good music with you. He may
not only be your producer, but whatever input, from
advice, to production, will go a long way. Besides, he
has been miserable too, without you. I have seen his
eyes in music videos. There is one he did with Tiwa
Savage. Ah, Tiwa. She looked dazzling, while Don
Jazzy looked wanting and dispirited. Tiwa may have a
perfect voice but Don Jazzy has not been able to
achieve what he did with you. The other boys, K-
Switch, Wande Coal and the goody bag crooner,
D’Prince are unfortunate learners.
They must be stark illiterates to have taken sides
when you guys parted. I understand their ignorance.
But my concern here is, if you wish to stay relevant in
the sight of Nigerians, making good music, and not
caressing a stripper on stage on your birthday, then
you have to make amends with Don Jazzy and
understand that people argue because they are
beneficial to themselves. Only dummies agree on
everything.
I think tribalism had a lot to play in your split. It is a
sad reality, if I am right. Tribalism will eventually
destroy Nigeria. Our young people think they belong
to a superior tribe and so make silly comments which
sometimes bring about misconception and then crisis. I
once had a boss, who is Igbo, who felt my tribe’s men
were lazy, just because she came to my state and saw
a job and was privileged to be a high ranking staff. I
have had people who think those from the north
should be gatekeepers and cobblers. Someone called
me a militant once in Abuja, at the Sheraton, when he
discovered I was from the Niger-Delta. I forgave his
gross stupidity. I think we should drink a cup of water
when ignorant people say rubbish about our
personalities or flaws and relate it to tribe.
You are a great young man, D’Banj. Few people have
attained the height you have. I am encouraged to
pursue what I am currently pursuing because I know I
will triumph. Your likes and that of 2Face Idibia,
despite your weaknesses are heroes. And you must
recall that Kanye West met you because he had heard
good stuff from you. When nothing good manifests, he
may be forced to give you a new job description at
Good Music, which may be mopping of the floor of the
studio. This evil will not befall you. If you believe it,
type amen.
D’Banj, pride is the worst enemy of any man who
wishes to last longer anywhere. A drop of arrogance
may work, but pride is detrimental. You were called
the ‘entertainer’ because you offered entertainment.
Today, Inyanya, Kcee, Flavour, Wizkid and Davido are
doing better. Imagine Burna-Boy, chai, that boy has
some senses oh. His music, even when he is talking
nonsense makes you want to sit and listen or dance to
it, as the case may be. The only person that is yet to
outshine you is my dearest sister, Tontolet Dike. That
girl needs Jesus.
I have to go back to my drink. I paid for it and it is
almost missing me. I enjoy your struggle or hustle, as
you may choose to call it. I wish to hear something
profound from you. While awaiting that miracle that
only you can perform, I wish you the very best of life.

prem love: u are right bt we dont need him nw we dont need rebel

chess guru: Enuf to give one of the best times 8-0.
Do you honestly think that if bayern where to play Nigeria twice, they would score up to 8 goals?

Reyspin: Your admirer,

Nwilo bura-Bari Vincent

@saintvinny

Reyspin: Dear Oyebanjo, Dapo Daniel AKA D’Banj,

I am seated at a local restaurant here at the university town of Nsukka, in Enugu State, Nigeria, drinking a bottle of Fayrouz and listening to the sound of the generator, which is the only source of electricity around here.

I have watched your latest music video. I went through the rigour last night. It is the video of the song entitled “Don’t Tell Me Nonsense” and it was awfully disgusting, the song, I mean. Kaffy and the rest of the dancers didn’t disappoint in the video.

This is bad, I know, using awful and disgusting, in same sentence. But that is what I feel about what I saw. Brother, D’Banj, a lot has changed since you left your brother and hustle partner, Ajereh, Michael Collins AKA Don Jazzy. Truth. Your songs have been nothing but trash. I wonder if anyone has said anything nice to you since you started making songs outside Don Jazzy. If they have, it must have been for that singular hit song entitled ‘Oliver Twist.’ Kai! That song swept through Nigeria and the rest of the world. You would not believe that the ordinary child on the streets of Nsukka knows the lyrics of that song and the dance steps too.

In Nigeria, there are plenty factors that weigh us down. One is our inability to manage our weaknesses. I see you have been buying yourself expensive jeweleries. The other day, I saw on Olorisupergal’s blog that you wear a wristwatch worth my entire family and maybe inheritance. I commend your taste. You are a lucky and hardworking man. You deserve it, besides; ‘Oliver Twist’ made marks. It took the Nigerian music to a height that had never been seen in recent times. Its toping charts, downloads, Youtube views and itunes purchases are amongst the few things I can mention.

Dear, D’Banj, Don Jazzy may not be an ideal partner, I bet you, no one is an ideal partner! Perfect couples quarrel and make up. It is the joy of having such union. I believe misunderstanding is part of us, as humans. I will run to the zoo the day I see a union that agrees on almost everything.

Back to your music, I feel Don Jazzy was made to make good music with you. He may not only be your producer, but whatever input, from advice, to production, will go a long way. Besides, he has been miserable too, without you. I have seen his eyes in music videos. There is one he did with Tiwa Savage. Ah, Tiwa. She looked dazzling, while Don Jazzy looked wanting and dispirited. Tiwa may have a perfect voice but Don Jazzy has not been able to achieve what he did with you. The other boys, K-Switch, Wande Coal and the goody bag crooner, D’Prince are unfortunate learners. They must be stark illiterates to have taken sides when you guys parted. I understand their ignorance. But my concern here is, if you wish to stay relevant in the sight of Nigerians, making good music, and not caressing a stripper on stage on your birthday, then you have to make amends with Don Jazzy and understand that people argue because they are beneficial to themselves. Only dummies agree on everything.

I think tribalism had a lot to play in your split. It is a sad reality, if I am right. Tribalism will eventually destroy Nigeria. Our young people think they belong to a superior tribe and so make silly comments which sometimes bring about misconception and then crisis. I once had a boss, who is Igbo, who felt my tribe’s men were lazy, just because she came to my state and saw a job and was privileged to be a high ranking staff. I have had people who think those from the north should be gatekeepers and cobblers. Someone called me a militant once in Abuja, at the Sheraton, when he discovered I was from the Niger-Delta. I forgave his gross stupidity. I think we should drink a cup of water when ignorant people say rubbish about our personalities or flaws and relate it to tribe.

You are a great young man, D’Banj. Few people have attained the height you have. I am encouraged to pursue what I am currently pursuing because I know I will triumph. Your likes and that of 2Face Idibia, despite your weaknesses are heroes. And you must recall that Kanye West met you because he had heard good stuff from you. When nothing good manifests, he may be forced to give you a new job description at Good Music, which may be mopping of the floor of the studio. This evil will not befall you. If you believe it, type amen.

D’Banj, pride is the worst enemy of any man who wishes to last longer anywhere. A drop of arrogance may work, but pride is detrimental. You were called the ‘entertainer’ because you offered entertainment. Today, Inyanya, Kcee, Flavour, Wizkid and Davido are doing better. Imagine Burna-Boy, chai, that boy has some senses oh. His music, even when he is talking nonsense makes you want to sit and listen or dance to it, as the case may be. The only person that is yet to outshine you is my dearest sister, Tontolet Dike. That girl needs Jesus.

I have to go back to my drink. I paid for it and it is almost missing me. I enjoy your struggle or hustle, as you may choose to call it. I wish to hear something profound from you. While awaiting that miracle that only you can perform, I wish you the very best of life.

Your admirer,

Nwilo bura-Bari Vincent

@saintvinny

bin gbagbo: will you shut up!! can nigeria compare itself to GHANA?

chess guru: *yawns again*
Do you know how many dumb mofos lost their money betting for barca against bayern??
So please remind me how that ended 8-0 home and way.
Pointing to d fact that sometimes shit happens.
LAST BULLET:
People are saying nigeria messed up because they could only beat a team of fishermen and janitors by 6-1..ehhh me J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ confuse, because I don't know what will be used to describe a team that lost 8-0 total in a champions league semi final 4 that matter (I guess that team was made up spanish fishermen and janitors too)

chess guru: *yawns scratches his ballz and rolls over*
J̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊τ̲̣̣̥ the same way they said SE can't win the nations cup or the same way they said chelsea couldn't win champions league.
You guys no dey learn.
T'is football not chess....a game where SHI*T happens

Abu Mikey: Na for your eyes we go top Group B

Lordwize: The Tahitian are champions representing some group of people, we like commonising people and that is not good. We fail to understand that it is not easy playing against a lesser opponent, the Eagle tried I beg. If they have lost nko, people wey neva kick water go de shout.

bin gbagbo: i swear, MY BLACK STARZ WILL GIVE THIS TAHITI TEAM 30-0

igbsam: Wetin Yankee sabi about football......Leave am make him dey run him mouth. Him think say na Hockey abi na Basketball dem dey play here ?

k2039: I know Spain will beat Nigeria. If we are lucky to get a draw against Uruguay, then we will need to advance based on goal deference(best possible scenario).

I hope this Nigerian Team know that they need to score as many goals as possible, if at all they want to reach the semi final because I'm sure Uruguay will so whoop Tahiti.

churific: Tahiti has 1 professional player…Ranked 147th with a 0.05% chance of coming out of out the group. If this team even draws with us, man, our players need to just get back on the plane.

Afam4eva: What did Osazie say about Keshi?

free13: What is Osaze doing in the BBC 3 studios?

CFCfan: For some perspective, Tahiti are ranked about 70 places below Nigeria

abukkyia: D̶̲̥̅̊ Bible said let Ūя̲̅ moderation b known unto all men