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Single and handsome is NOT going to cut it for him. Its called "land of the free and home of the brave" for a reason.

Like the guy forced you to buy it. How do you intend to impress a "chick" with a cheap perfume? Says a lot about you and this "chick". You probably would have taken her out for a cheap "shawarma" and cheap "ice cream" or sent her a cheap recharge card.

That wasn't my only point but I guess that's the only one you saw. The reason you had to insinuate marrying another man is beyond me. Come out of the closet when you're ready.

doveda:
Logical is getting married to another guy instead whining like an emotional and stvpid he-goat about getting married to a woman

Men lie, women lie, numbers DON'T. You r currently having zero likes.

This is exactly what a bad decision means. He's going to regret it, I guarantee it.

I'd like to hit that. Surely I'd tap that a$$. Yeah pervert or warrevs.

The fact that its official that you'll only have s3x with 1 person for the rest of your life is quite sad.
The most basic weddings nowadays costs at least 2m and that's not counting add-ons. In this utterly over-hyped event, the bride gets to be the centre of attention while the groom might as well be the third choice keeper of aston villa.
Another reason to cry.
And then there is the saddest part. Living together with a woman. Its similar to living on another planet where logic has yet to be discovered. Crying is the least one can do in such situations

If she ever says "I could LIVE on shawarma" you need no more clue

A hoe is a farming implement right? And if she's a hoe you'd know in what condition you fell for her

Really? In this hard economic times? You should be happy someone is dating you coz the person probably see something in you...why all the JAMB q's

Nahh when you're above 40 you're no longer edible. Your shelf life has been so faar gone

If your daddy is sharing hundreds of millions in Naira and Dollars you will also look "Big" and "nice"

Blame it on the evil spirit, so convenient.

You are your brothers keeper, you can tell me your brother is doing things that may lead him astray but not take him to hell.

See no evil, hear no evil and most imortantly speak no evil. If women. Can learn to hold it all in especially when the stakes are so darn high the world would be such a peaceful place.
Just take a moment and picture a scenario where you tell on the man...most probably to your husband like you said and the your husband did the most unusual and daft thing of confronting his brother...if I were him I would blatantly deny knowledge of this and I may try implicating you in another fiasco.

Thank you Kind Sir!

With $1 equaling N310 and your beats dre costing you nothing less than 80k I'm not sure if its going to be worth your money in Naira. But for you considering it, I think its worth it. For your Ego

Why would you do this man? Its an awful color. And the rims? God why? Do you really have to go for a color that screams repainted-repainted-repainted?

Business? With 500k? Taaahh! F it...I say pay the 350k rent, with the rest get a good generator and aircon. You Only Live Once.
I'm nt sure if you're goin to make rent nxt year tho

True love has been dead for at least a century

Amen to that, the struggle is real

Liars, liars everywhere

do you really have to?

N200 for a university lecturer to grade you well? Guy you well?

The rule is ronaldo doesn't score against big teams, yesterday was just an exception

agohmamuda:
Please find a way to include the word "Neighbour" to ur topic. Its ur signature. Your lies are incomplete without the word Neighbour.

Tru Dat

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Snoring is actually an evolution thing. People who snore actually get deeper sleep and better overall rest than people who don't. Its just science.