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The Boiling Ring(Heater) is a very common household electrical appliance in Nigeria. It can be adapted for various uses like boiling water and cooking light meals.

The Heater has caused a lot of disasters and even claimed lives in homes due to improper usage.


Back then in School, I and my roommates used this heater to prepare roasted chicken. When we kill a chicken, we remove the feathers and all the intestines and other necessary 'removables'.

We then insert the heater through the orifice created at the anus region and plug the heater. After some minutes, the chicken becomes fully roasted. We then order some Budweiser Beer to use and wash it down.

Share your experience(s) using this electrical appliance.

This is what you get when you allow someone who reasons with a dysfunctional brain to talk in the public square.

The case of Reno O'Mockery is analogous to Vulture Griller aka Mr.Eriggs.

O'Mockery also reminds me of the glutonnous, fair-women lover, Femi Foodie Kayode.

The three men mentioned above can easily be gotten with Money and Food. Once these are available, they can ass-lick you to death.

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Vulture Griller has been ass-licking Buhari's saggy frail balls for seven years and he has nothing to show for it, not even a barbecue stand!


Pukes!

MadamVanessa:




Wike is the most føolish human on earth. While he was busy badmouthing his fellow southern brother Peter Obi, Tambuwal he adores so much was having in mind to dropped his presidential ambition to support his fellow northerner.

People now said Tambuwal betrayed Wike. Nonsense. There's nothing like betrayal here, Tambuwal did what was right. It's only føolish person like Wike that will pick an outsider over his own brother. Everyone is not føolish and stupid as Wike.

Southerners never ready yet to play politics. We are our own enemies

The North has been teaching the Sophisticated South the rudiments of Politics aka POL101 since time immemorial.

LP should stop living in fool's paradise.

Obi is a presidential material but he lacks the structure and platform to project him to Aso Rock.


Even Druggie is not sure of APC's ticket despite his investments in the APC.


Nigeria's Party Reward System is in a comatose.

ukaface:
smh

You dey mind those spammers and useless zombies?

WTF are all those stupid comments on Front Page.

One Tinubu supporter is responsible for creating those monikers to spam the thread.

Some people are saying Helinues is responsible.

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tiswell:
see how you body shame a fellow guy,your Preeq fit small pass OP's own sef.

Ladies will never do this,that's why they will continue to prey on simps like you

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Seems you are little down there too.
All hope is not lost for you son, you can still enlarge your preek.

Nonsense.

Tinubu Urchins won't like this kind of news.

It remains Vulture Griller to be announced as gubernatorial candidate of Benue state.

The stupid evil party APC that came to deceive gullible Nigerians and inflict pains upon this failed British experiment is now beating PDP to it's own game.



Nonsense and Vulture Griller's hairy anus.

OP never got a re-match. He is here glorifying himself.

All these weaklings with pen-cover length of dick.

Nonsense.

Barring any last minute changes, Muhammadu Buhari and his fellow Fulani Political Master Chess Players are set to teach the Afonjas Politics101.


Logistics are being put in place to acquire enough diapers and wipes for the Druggie and his useless urchins to use.

Money has been sent to Vulture Griller to make sure there is enough rotten grilled vulture meat in Abuja during this special convention.

Lagos is under lock and key for Sanwo, courtesy of the Druggie.

Buhari shall give Druggie the Sanwo treatment this weekend.

Bastard Afonjas can cry on my mention. Their tears are salty.

Let's not rule out any previous relationship between the Ram and the Lady.

It is possible the Ram has been banging the Lady, then the Ram suspected the Lady started cheating on her; the ram decided to head-butt the lady.

Clitocurrency.

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helinues:
Imagine how they have been attacking Pdp and their associates since Obi decamped from the party. When it's not that it's Pdp who sacked him from the party.

Have they quickly forgotten that this same Peter Obi was picked to be VP in Pdp in the last general election. Was Obi the only credible person from Southern Nigeria when he was picked?

In life, things can't go your way all the time, you only need to adjust but not in their own case. The are always bitter, toxic and aggressive with anyone with contrary opinion from them.

How would this kind of attitude attract people to their candidate?

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Talking trash always after guzzling Tinubu's watery poo.

God forbid.

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Primary Election na your mate?

What is really going on in Anambra state?

Gory scenes and awful headlines.

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Anambra babes are sweet shaa.

Psychokinetic:
Yes ooooo. On Tinubu’s manhood we sit, e enter, we moan ‘Ohhhhh IPOB’!

A Gaybriel spotted.

Both men are clearly in distress.

1. EFCC is giving one a very close marking.



2. The other is about to watch his lifelong ambition slip away from his shaky hands.

Mooh247:
Very predictable

Stale.

Don't forget to donate a diaper and a bucket.

You might be saving someone from the forthcoming embarrassment.

Even our own Nairaland Vulture Griller received the paltry Ten-Kay to boost his vulture grilling enterprise.


As you read this, he is still depending on the meagre Taaty-Kay from APC.

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Mooh247:




CV to CV. Jagaban beats Peter Obi

Feel free to qoute me for explicit argument


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What arguments do I need from someone who is always high on Tinubu's shit.

Thunder will still fire everybody including all BMCs, Almajiris, Afonjas and that Jagaban for forcing this man on Nigerians.

robosky02:
Nigeria once again play hot to africa


@ Uyo live


Kickoff time is 8pm Nigerian time


Let's go there

amotolongbo, paulolee, ojeemah, fergie001, Omicron007 Totilopussylick. safarigirl TheSuperNerd...

Let's go there!

God1000:
Osinbajo has overshadowed this man with overwhelming love anywhere he goes.
I don't see people rejoicing along the roads and streets with tinubu

I have observed you for a while on this forum.

While I commend your absolute command of the English Language, you still have a long way to go.

You need to study 'Pan-Africanism' properly before jumping about and shouting that you are a Pan-African.

Stop ass-licking the West. That is one of the major activities that makes me doubt your self-acclaimed Pan African spirit.
I will advise you stop watching CNN.

You need to also learn more about being a Liberal Christian as you claim.

Finally, you need to learn the ropes of Politics.

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Don't be shocked if you open the next thread and it reads thus:

The Vulture Griller Obtains APC Presidential Nomination Forms.


Nonsense and APC.

Many thanks to Real Madrid for saving us from watching a 100 million wasted fool called Grealish in the Finals of the Prestigious UCL.

A masterclass from Real Madrid.

Congratulations are in order for the multi-talented Basket mouth.

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Mr.Macaroni, Sirbalo and co. have rubbished the comedy and skit industry by churning out trash in front of a quality camera.


Don't air me.