BabyMama, now BabyDaddy! Evil is getting nicknamed and no one is seeing anything wrong. These girls amaze me, one Dude would just come and destroy ur femininity by getting u pregnant and proudly u share the pictures and be forming "BabyMama", jus grow and get some sense...if u like, be as beautiful as never seen before, jus know that Beauty without Brain is disgusting! #SayNoToBabyMama #WifeNotBabyMama #BabyMamaBreedsBastards #LegitimateWifeAndChildren

Pls youths, speak no evil against any representative of God (allow God to purnish those that he did'nt call, don't fight for God...He is always able/capable).

I met My Queen in a Pharmacy Store. We've been married for a year and three months now, and we have a lovely Son: they both blessings from God and I love them so much #SayNoToBabyMama #WifeNotBabyMama #BabyMamaBreedsBastards #LegitimateWifeAndChildren #ShameTheDevil #GodSaveUsAll

Martin Onovo made sense. I wish more Nigerians can stand firm and speak the truth, we just need to grow up and help eachother #WeAreOne

Nairaland should be for sane people, not for the weak and worn outs...guys, stop encouraging this lady; walie, there is nothing attractive there, Gaskia.

May God help u sir, Nigerians are really suffering...and their cries would soon be heard by God. Pls, be that agent of eternal change u promised, I still believe in ur Government and I know you have the powers to enthrone "positive changes"; u can (if u really want). Long Live PMB, God Bless My Country Nigeria.

Bad spot, and a very shameful one at that!

Father Lord, I Thank You (My Heart Is Full Of Joy)..."DBTS" Here I Come (All To The Glory Of God). Thanks To Y'All - Faithco, Doyexy, Ayoshonubi, Polipompom, Etc. And Surely, God's "Everlasting Goodness" And "Abiding Mercies" Are Following "Us"; All The Days Of "Our Lives" And "We" Are Dwelling In The House Of The Lord Now And Forever (More) In Jesus' Name, Amen. Loose The Fights, Coexist In Peace - Don't Forget, It's A Family! May 27th, Shallom (Peace)!

Congrats, Queen Doyexy! Faith, Hope, Grace & Favour are wit u...I'm so glad u're there now, patiently waiting for The Batch In May.
@Ayo, were u invited along wit Doyexy?

Greetings, My "Friends"! I stil rememba D'gud tyms we share here (helping echoda out)...@Ayoshonubi, Rubyno, Doyexy, & odas: nice work. God'll grant "us" our heart desires, only put ur unflinching trust (tangible faith) in JJ - Jehovah Jireh. Ka emesia nu, ndewo.

@Ayoshonubi: I missed u guys mehn. On D'IV things, I've not received mine o. May ending, I guess. Regards.

@Whiszy: pls read up D'lines in "DIAMOND BANK'S APTITUDE TEST" thread BY FAITHCO. I hope the many suggestions there would help, cheers.

Greetings, Friends. Had things I was busy tryna fix...I MISSED "YOU" ALL- especially: Doyexy, Ayoshonubi, Realking, Rubyno, Polipompom...and many others. Congratulations Doyexy, I was'nt here 2add 2ur smiles during on Birthday (I'm sowie "QUEEN D", still luv u; even though I've not seen u b4), may Jehovah Jireh continue 2Bless u & elongate ur lifespan 4us all, amen - u've got a "prettiful/beautiful heart", We Love You, D (*HUGS*).
@Realking, I've not gotten The TS Invite, I guess it's next batch (unfailingly)...relax, it's well ok.
@Cha4u: congratulations o, pls keep "us" posted o & pls, don't be carried away nnu.
@Every1else, shallom.

..."And You Shall Know The Truth; And The Truth (Which You Know) Shall Make You Free...And If The Son Of Man - Jesus (The Word Of God Made Flesh) Shall Make You Free, You Are Free Indeed"...
In all, pls mek sure dat all ur answers are true (& verifiable)...everybody experiences "sweaty palms & shaky voices" at times lik dis, but put ur's in-check (don't let it show). Above all, pray in tongues (in D'Holyghost b4 entering - it works 4me). Ask God 4his Grace (It means "God In A Man's Race". Dresswell and pls, pls, pls...smile, cos wen u smile D'world smiles (but don't overdo it, less u paint a picture of a tightweight). I'm praying 4u all, The God That Did It For Me & Many Others Here, Will Surely Do It For You, Amen.
@Ayoshonubi, Doyexy & Other Helpful NLanders: nice work (OMNI's proud of y'all).
We'll all meet @D'Top, Where Champions (True Diamonds) Celebrate, Cheers!

doyexy:
Am expecting ma cash ooo,at ominisharp
Ma bday is on thursday sha,,so will b xpctn ma gift 4rm yalll..
Cheers

I'll sure mek My Promise REAL 2u; u deserve moredan I can offer right now (God sees My He@rt), cos JJ - Jehovah Jireh worked Miracles thru u...so grateful 2God dat I met helpful broda (s)/sista(s) lik u all (here on NLand). Happy Birthday In Advance, Doyexy (A Basketful of Smiles, Congratulatory handshakes & a Beautifully-designed B'Day Card Saying: "We Love You, 'Queen Doyexy'...4rm Ur Friends Here On Nairaland - Lots of Naira Would Be Coming Ur Way Soon, Pay Ur Tithe Once D'Blessings Start Pouring Out On U"
@Decemba 16th Peeps: Hope U're Prepared, Cos Ur Dates Wit Destinies Are Here...We Wish Y'All D'Very Best (Go & Represent God Wit Ur Success Stories). Osshhheeee!!!!!

Doyexy devoted her time to helping all of us wit tips dat helped almost evry1 in passing d interview.

I'm in on "the help issue"; aah Doyexy sharp shaa ("Thanks" Enclosed in My Envelope for Her, "Cash" will follow wen it starts rolling-in).

But come what may, i'm chopping Diamond money dis year. O zuo la o

Hahahahahaha, I'm a True Diamond (All To The Glory Of God - My Heavenly Father) & I'm changing many lives (Positively) through my Active Participation in Soul-Winning/Diamond Bank. I Rule & Reign In Life (No Other Option Left).

@Others: Cheers, guys!

@Polipompom: thanks (well noted, ok) wishing u all the Best.
@Ciwi: thanks for the 2cents (although, was'nt necessary...but quite appreciated).
@Every1: I'm sorry if I air-ed (singing: Akon's "Put The Blame On Me". One Luv, Osshhheeee!

@Ayoshonubi: kai, u are "disarming" sha...a perfect blend of humour & sense. Thanks all the same (calming my nerves), I neva intended 2ovaburden them (jus a mixture of excitment & curiosity - I blame it on "over-zealousness". E don do = O zuo la (but com o, Ayo, how did u get 2knw I'm 4rm D'Igbo Tribe, lol).

Greetings, Every1! Most D'discussions are still "on-going" on D'former thread. Please, be checking it too (so as to keep urselves updated)...u can't force some1 2go against their self-will, I'm not yet in TS (although, I wud soon be - by God's Grace), only then, can I be of immense "value-adding" contributory importance 2dis thread...until then (let's all mek do wit wat we hav)...My Apologies, True Diamonds.
TD/Omnisharp (DBTS Hopeful).

Happy Sunday, Everyone! @Faithco/Sasha/Other TS Entrants: abeg, how many courses mek up the training program? Wat's the tolerable range of acceptance (Pass) or Unacceptance (Failure)? How Many Tests Are U Meant 2tek? Wich day is ear-marked for tests? Wat are the conditions for final posting? The Dos and Don'ts? Any word (s) of advice (lik precautionary measures)? General routine stuffs? Jus tell us, thanks.

Dannysteve: u are right, I don't see any tangible reason why 2Face & Annie Macaulay decided 2celebrate their love in Dubai (I tot they wanted 2visit The Only 7Star Hotel - don't we hav beta Sand Beaches In Nigeria?); mek money in Naija, spend it in Dubai...(calling Nigerians fools, abi?) & David Mark Blessed Them With 47Million Naira Worth Of Ferrari, in Addition to The Prado from Akpabio's Adminstration. If u hate Nigeria lik dis, then why are we clapping hands and celebrating u? Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of the Couple (sincerely); but on this decision they took...I feel disrespected alongside wit my beluvd country. On J'Iyke, He's off on colour match; but don't 4get Celebrities do alota shit and eventually get away wit it, don't do wat He did (if u are not as celebrated as He is)...e fit be say My Guy dey "ping" for Dubai...abi Pinging no follow again?

Good Heavens (Excited/Re-energized),...Good Evening, Fellow Nairalanders! Thumbs-up @Faithco, @Sasha and @"Others" yet 2report live 4rm DBTS...We wish u (All), The Very Best. Kai, We REALLY Ready - About 99.98% Charged. Enjoy ur stay, but pls (don't loose focus by being carried away); we're patiently (in general terms now) waiting 4our "1st", "2nd" & "DBTS Invites"...In No Distant Time (I Believe), Our Desires Shall Be Met On "Reality Dot Come" Basis In Jesus' Name, Amen. Cheers Everyone, We're All "TRUE DIAMONDS" - Just Keep Faith/Hope Alive.

Wow, just learnt 4rm a friend - DBTraining School's a place for "serious/ready minds"...not for "The Also-ran(s)"; We'll all get there, jus keep the fire of ur Faith/Hope Burning. Cheers, have a luvly day ahead.

@Lola.Luv: thanks for making it "sharp and brief"...I fink the "wait" shud mean - more time 2prepare. Remember, it's beta 2wait and get all u want, than to hurry and loose wat u want...I Wish Y'All, The Very Best; Keeping Shining!

Guys! Guys!! Guys!!! U jus heard the ladies saying they lyk/luv Peter the way He is; so, jus let them be. If u wish 2hav them comment on ur pics, do 2things: 1. Become a Wealthy, Famous Celebrity, and 2. Improve on ur looks (get 2work - Gym no dey finish) - pls, 4ugly guys; there is little or nuffn u can do "upgrade" on dis 2nd condition. Moreova, na "Feminine Topic" be dis...if u are a Guy (not Gay), here is not ur place. Am out!

I just hope this is not real...no just try dis heart-acher again o, what rubbish (abeg)! God forbid.

@Chikk: OMNI's In D'World, But I'm Not Of D'World...I'm From Above, I'm Above All Things (Including D'Planets). D'Real Me, Pls Don't Be Scared...Just Being Realistic.

She's a star, yes...she's got right to her preferences, right (atleast, I guess)? So, why bordering urself wit her means of "on-the-moment-comfy-transport"? Naija na waa o, let her be naa (Tufiaaaaaaakwaaaaaaaaraaaaa uunuuuuuu oo)...I neva see dis kind "idleness" in other planets o, walie!

Monday, 18th March, 2013: Hearty Cheers To All Our DBTS Entrants...Today Marks The Beginning Of The 1st Lap Of Ur Two Phased-Six (6) Months In-All Journey Of Success In DBPlc - Classroom/Branch Training (6Wks/4Mnths&2Wks respectively)...Afterwhich, I Pray Ur Confirmation As DB's ET Follows. Put God 1st, And Study Hard (One Can Still Loose It After This Stage). Hearty Cheers Once More From All Of Us Here On Nairaland DBTS Thread - All The Best & Takia.

Welcome On Board, @Doyexy and @Akaymotus...hopefully 4rm 2mao (I guess), we wud start receiving classified informations 4rm Our New DBTS Entrants. But eeh, is it a MUST; dat one wud be trained in the same DB Zone/District where He/She had His/Her Aptitude Test/Interview?
TD/Omnisharp (DBTS Hopeful).