₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
Thr is a reason why roller baby chairs were invented ... Africans like to suffer demselves too much..

. The best way for d child to feel d dad warm body and dad feeling d baby too. Get dat into ur dull head.

Bleep u and dis end time shut

Rapmoney:
Warri guys are very funny; apart from their unique way of speaking the popular pigeon English, they also exhibit unique characters in romance and sex-related matters! Abeg, make una nor report me give Quarter Chairman for area o!

1) They are mostly aggressive if a babe proves to be too smart: As a girl, don't try to drain their resources only to tell them later that you are not 'in the mood'!!! In fact, don't ever think of it!!! You either avoid having them spend on you totally or you comply with their wish as dictated by their desires! Deh dey vex! Deh nor get joy o!

2) The natural comedy in them might make them not to take you to comedy shows: My guy, everybody dey funny for Warfi!!! Some get am for words; others get am for doings! Comedians like AY or I Go Die will host a comedy show in Abuja or Lagos and the venue would be filled to the brim! Come and try it in Warri na...omo, you go fear the number of vacant seats na! The fact is that the average Warri guy doesn't care whether it is AY Show or QY Show!!! He is very funny and can even make the babe laugh more than how Gandoki would have done! If na broke Warfi guy wen nor get joy, don't ever speak of Silverbird or Gordons Show; e fi dash you one sour slap!!!

3) They will never pretend to be Superman or Voltron: Yes! Warri guys will never prove to you that they are superman or voltron when in a romantic affair. Though, they would always protect you if they can withstand the risk but not when danger is seriously involved! If you go out with a Warfi guy and there's trouble at the venue, don't ever think that he would be your messiah; try to find your way out because his first move will be to save himself!!! A Warri boy will always disappear to re-appear! So don't think you are hanging out with Obinna from Enugu!

4) They are romantically sugar-coated: Warri guys have their way of convincing women even without using material things. It is called 'scoping' or 'giving her your words'. The vocabulary is very large; you cannot learn it outside except you have been raised in the streets of the Oil City!!! If you have been maltreating your girlfriend, make sure a Warri guy doesn't know about it or else, your babe would fall in love with him soonest and dump your lonely ass on the dusty road!

5) No eatery for 'Runs girls': If Warri guys observe you to be a 'runs girl', they would rather take you to a beer parlour than taking you to an eatery! They calculate very fast (even those that do not know Mathematics! ). The reason is that they would spend lesser at a beer parlour compared to an eatery where they might lose some thousands! In a beer parlour, they are guaranteed that some few change can get both of you 'high' which can even assist the 'kpakirikpa ministry' that night!

Abeg, make I make sure say my gate dey locked before Area go find me reach house o!

Happy Sunday folks!

. Okoro

Command Kaduna was a wow. Where are the MTV Boyz. I hail ooh

Empress2014:
let the sex begin!

. And let see d pink pu**y

abitex577:
Diaris God!!!

. In everything we are doing.

Jarizod:
Lol..tot he was ur bobo abi none dey ni

why u go vex for ur person

. Without picture who we go take understand watin you dey talk. Let have d pix of ur bakasi to assatin if really u need an advice

Harbioollah:
500L MCB

Tales by moonlight

bros u can lie ooh

passionate88:
He died in active service

. For waffi town d girls bad dem go lick every

Menaha:
This is a true life experience that happened to my friend who recently secured a job in one of the reputable companies in Nigeria. He's a graduate of mechanical engineering; he studied at FUTO. I was with him last week and he told me how he got the job - it was like a miracle or should i say a blessing from God. I was happy for him and i decided to share the experience with my fellow nlanders. It may be a lesson to us all.

I'm going to narrate the whole experience in his own words (i'm nt a good writer...plz pardon any error). Here it goes:

It was a beautiful tuesday: the day of my interview. I woke up early around 5am to get prepared. The interview was scheduled to hold by 11am, so i had enough time to prepare myself physically, mentally and spiritually...lol. I brushed my teeth, took my bath and prepared my breakfast. After eating, i immediately dressed up in my finest suit. My intention was not only to look presentable to my interviewer but also to look attractive to the female folks around my area. You can call me 'woman wrapper' but one thing is: i don't care.
By 7am, i was set to go. I initially wanted to board a taxi but checking the time, it would be a waste of money because i would still be on time even if i trek, besides the company is not too far from where i reside. Although my neighborhood is quite dangerous to be walking alone but that doesn't scare me.

I've walked for like 20 minutes when i sighted from afar a lexus jeep parked alongside the road. As i drew closer, i noticed a man standing beside it looking confused and worried. The man was also soliloquizing angrily. My instinct told me that maybe the man's jeep has broken and i was right. Seeing how worried the man was, i felt pity for him and decided to see if i can help. I approached the and inquired what was wrong with the jeep and he told me the problem. The problem was not a difficult one to me maybe being a mechanical engineer. Fortunately, the man has some tools, so i went to work but doing so carefully to avoid stains on my dress.

After like 30 minutes, the jeep was back to normal. The man gave a sigh of relief and was very happy. He gave me some money as an appreciation. Although i needed the money but i refused telling him i did it out of goodwill. He insisted but i still refused. He thanked me very much and zoomed off.

At this time, it was already 8am. I just walked directly to the company for my interview. To cut long story short, i was called to the office for the interview. I was about to greet my interviewer but was shocked when i saw him. Guess who? The same man i earlier help to repair his jeep. The man was suprised to see me. He was happy and thanked me again.

I ended up not being interviewed and was given the job. "just like that?" i thought to myself. I was suprised and happy.

It's been two months now and i'm enjoying my work and the company.

THE END.

So my people that's it. Hope we learnt something from this experience.
Drop your thoughts.

Na story u dey fine period

angelo1111:
Dear house, I have been dating my girl for a while and we plan to get married. We did our introduction last month, and her family gave me a list. On the list[i][/i], they wrote (Bride Price - Nil) and that got me wondering if its possible to get married without paying bride price. Please I need reasonable contributions only. Thanx

make you ready ur pocket ooh the Bride price will be discuss among d elder in the family so it's not for public consumption. Mak u ready. No fall ur hand. No bride price is Nil. Noted

You are a mugu

A secret of a health relationship remain a secret ..period

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Reference: Hmm. And this literary piece is written by a bad, bad boy.

Okoro

Leave dead man pussy oO them no dey know finsh. Mak watin kill your broda to kill you broda man stay clear

That girl way say e dey push her akara oh sorry career make u shine ur eyes ooo Luck no dey trafficate o girl mak hay when d sun shine

;DI was celled Biri ... Meaning monkey in hause I sch in d north than but funy enough I was out with d best girl in my class

:oIts depend on how life turn 2 U opportunity can come anytime b4 or after marriage. Marriage its self is an opportunity don't miss it cos u are pursuing a carrier . It like throwing 7 balls at you and asking u to catch any of them, you might choose to catch all at once and lose all at a go. A step @ a time. U can be whatever u wanna be grab opportunity as they come married or unmarried.

:-XMy ear don full .. Gun 4 islam school ...Man marry pillow ...God come down and manifest ur power

:oEvery drug has the potential to kill..Even, Paracetamol that could be taken by a day old child. They may have sold the druge to them doesn make them an accomplice to murder. Thank God the bad guy are cough

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feb 2010. an ear to the ground.
cheers

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