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Health › Re: Nasiru Shua’ibu Develops Malaria Vaccine by omoikea(m): 10:12pm On Sep 20, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Tekno Flaunts His Range Rover And Mercedes (Photos) by omoikea(m): 10:02pm On Sep 20, 2016

i love everything about this guy...

always on point

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Education › Re: 24 Pictures Only People Who Attended Nigerian Law School Will Relate To by omoikea(m): 9:46pm On Sep 20, 2016

whenever the oversabi in class reminds the lecturer of the promised test today and the lecturer is like "i was only joking, i wanted you guys to read"

the whole class is like grin

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Romance › Re: Nairobi Pastor Shares After-sex Photos With His "Lover” Online (Photos) by omoikea(m): 9:37pm On Sep 20, 2016

people always forget that all pastors are human like their followers

he is first a man before he became a pastor

so his manliness must always show face irrespective of the fact that he is a pastor

#made of flesh and blood

#konji is a bastard

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Politics › Re: Recession: Obiano Announces Stimulus Package, Tax Cuts by omoikea(m): 6:18pm On Sep 20, 2016

Christianity Etc › Re: Unclad Man Found In A Benin Church (Photos, Video) by omoikea(m): 4:44pm On Sep 20, 2016

Bobmaintain:
You mean like this?

yes... exactly what i am looking for

Bobmaintain:
You mean like this?

yes... exactly what i am looking for

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Car Talk › Re: 11 Cars You Won’t See On Nigerian Roads by omoikea(m): 4:38pm On Sep 20, 2016

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Business › Re: Banks To Close Branches As Recession Bites Hard by omoikea(m): 4:35pm On Sep 20, 2016

DateMynd44:
lol that pix funny oh

funny like the news....

Christianity Etc › Re: Unclad Man Found In A Benin Church (Photos, Video) by omoikea(m): 4:30pm On Sep 20, 2016

the number of churches in benin is more than the total number of people in lagos grin

benin and church are like this(somebody help me with that picture of that man and his fingers grin

)

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Crime › Re: Ivie Edobor: Zenith Bank Staff Fractures Ex-Wife's Leg (Photos) by omoikea(m): 4:25pm On Sep 20, 2016

Domestic violence

i bet she didn't see that coming while she was dating the money grin

or she saw it and ignored it grin

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Politics › Re: Abba Aji Kalli Welcome US Professors To His Home In Borno by omoikea(m): 4:08pm On Sep 20, 2016

Crime › Re: "Fela" Dies In Owerri After Mob Action - Graphic Pics by omoikea(m): 2:02pm On Sep 20, 2016

the way una take dey post dead body pictures for here eh is somehow huh

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Family › Re: Guy Impregnates A Girl, His Parents' Reactions Are Hilariously Shocking by omoikea(m): 12:18pm On Sep 20, 2016

Talasuma:
Answer to your fucking question, GC=,Gold Circle SR=Safe Rider

those are the cheap ones... grin

Romance › Re: Instagram Lady With Massive Curves And Hips Causes Commotion Online (Photos) by omoikea(m): 12:16pm On Sep 20, 2016

what is this huh

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Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello And D'ja In Don Jazzy's Home (Photos, Video) by omoikea(m): 11:42am On Sep 20, 2016

mikool007:
s js a lucky guess

smh....

you are lucky am not in the mood, u for hear am today grin

Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello And D'ja In Don Jazzy's Home (Photos, Video) by omoikea(m): 11:37am On Sep 20, 2016

mikool007:
ur broda na, is dat nt ur haus and ur 'horse'

and u recognised it grin

Family › Re: Guy Impregnates A Girl, His Parents' Reactions Are Hilariously Shocking by omoikea(m): 11:30am On Sep 20, 2016

Talasuma:
My area, GC 50 bucks SR 60 bucks

Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello And D'ja In Don Jazzy's Home (Photos, Video) by omoikea(m): 11:28am On Sep 20, 2016

mikool007:
honestly i tut dat was a horse den i saw our broda beside...

who is your brother that is there grin

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Family › Re: Guy Impregnates A Girl, His Parents' Reactions Are Hilariously Shocking by omoikea(m): 11:26am On Sep 20, 2016

Shegricho:
Sometimes it's difficult to understand why people don't use contraceptives, but i later got to understand, young adults are very sexually active, you get a pack of condom for 50NGN then after 4 rounds of sex in like 2 hours it gets exhausted.
After some hours, they wanna go for some more rounds, pharmacy/chemist store is far away. So you get where am going to.

And again, some guys have overconfidence over that withdrawal method when they know nothing.

Wish them twins sha.

ABSTINENCE OVER EVERYTHING

if you know you do always and anytime na to buy am plenty for house win am oooo

anytime time the need come na to stretch hand take am grin

Business › Re: Banks To Close Branches As Recession Bites Hard by omoikea(m): 11:03am On Sep 20, 2016

so all the money them they comot for my account no fit even substain them

i laugh in tongues grin

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Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello And D'ja In Don Jazzy's Home (Photos, Video) by omoikea(m): 10:55am On Sep 20, 2016

how this news take help us na huh

nairaland and nonsense news be like my guy below grin

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Family › Re: Guy Impregnates A Girl, His Parents' Reactions Are Hilariously Shocking by omoikea(m): 10:41am On Sep 20, 2016

its simple : if you can't hold yourself, use CONDOM

how much is condom sef grin

Programming › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Shares A Photo Of A Nigerian Kid Programmer(photo) by omoikea(m): 12:17am On Sep 17, 2016

Nigerians are talented...

we have so many talented folks here but no opportunity

that boy lives over there that's why you were able to discover him, assuming he lives here like many of us, at 111years u still wouldn't discover him!!!

#your environment matters

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Programming › Re: Meet Tayo, The Yoruba Boy Introduced By Zuckerberg by omoikea(m): 12:17am On Sep 17, 2016

that boy is not living in Nigeria
#if he dey here, who for discover am

NYSC › Re: Reasons Why You Should Serve In Kano State - Mrphysics by omoikea(m): 6:58pm On Sep 12, 2016

mrphysics:
How will you understand PCM B16

how will you explain to me mr corper grin

NYSC › Re: Reasons Why You Should Serve In Kano State - Mrphysics by omoikea(m): 11:58pm On Sep 11, 2016

if u like tell me say them dey pick money for ground there
or you like tell me say their trees there dey produce money
I WILL STILL NOT CHOOSE IT grin

#proudly PCM B 16

Romance › Re: My Supermarket Boyfriend Has Turned To Something Else (help) by omoikea(m): 5:10pm On Sep 11, 2016

CrazyQuinn:
No I'm not part of those girls I don't need a guy to take care of me financially and emotionally, I can take care of that myself

*yawns*

i smell someone who has been hurt several and trying to build nonsense walls

let me keep yawning grin

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by omoikea(m): 10:20pm On Sep 10, 2016

they took 2016 away from me and they are about taking 2017 away too... how can govt use two years of my sweet life huh

am so angry right

nothing is right anymore in this country

Politics › Dictionary Meaning Of Buhari by omoikea(op): 10:13pm On Sep 09, 2016

Hehehe. In case they're searching for me to arrest...The person that posted this is in Ghana
OXFORD DICTIONARY: New word inclusion.
BUHARI
/boo-ha-ree:/
Noun: buhari
1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough;
e.g "The economy is now buhari for the masses"
Synonyms: onerous, strenuous, arduous
grueling, painful, hellish;
Antonyms: easy, smooth, simple.
Verb: buharify, buharicate,
buharification;
2. to make complex, worse, unbearable;
e.g "Please don't come and buharicate issues here"
"The only way to reduce applicants is to buharify the process"
Synonyms: complicate, exacerbate, degenerate;
Antonyms: simplify, ameliorate.
Adjective: buharific
3. terrible, hectic, difficult;
Synonyms: tough, back-breaking, intricate, knotty, thorny;
Antonyms: fantastic, splendid, pleasant.
e.g "How were your final exams? It was buharific!!!"

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for any harm this new knowledge might cause to you grin

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by omoikea(m): 4:27pm On Sep 09, 2016

geolan:
i tell you.

but why all of una no dey talk nysc matter again. una dom give these ladoke boys make them dey toast all these babes like bread o. sigh

make them dey toast abeg... who woman epp huh

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by omoikea(m): 2:36pm On Sep 09, 2016

geolan:
proposed.

Who proposed to the time table grin

#idontbelieveit

Phones › Re: Lady Who Posed On Top Of A Car Becomes A Laughing Stock Online - Photos by omoikea(m): 2:06pm On Sep 09, 2016

poverty is a disease...

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