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yorme:
Oga, walahi... the guy English confuse the one wey I been sabi before sef!

don't worry, like i said i mean o harm

Greycious:
"Somebody here might not may not be happy with it"
yorme, please come n help me o. E b like I no understand English again. I'm getting curious

don't worry, just flow along with me, i mean no harm at all

Greycious:
Another clue!
Who else is thinking what I'm thinking?

nobody

Mcmooney:
The only banana i know of is the green one and sometimes yellowish in color. Na d banana wey i knw be that o

see question oh, them no teach you fruit for nursery school?

justified10:
pressy jaZz ruthobaz ni..
d girl no lyk am..no tell pple say na me tell u o.. cos greycious no dey use ruthobad play

who she kon like then? tell me, i will not tell anybody this one too

justified10:
pressy jaZz ruthobaz ni..
d girl no lyk am..no tell pple say na me tell u o.. cos greycious no dey use ruthobad play

who she kon like then? tell me, i will not tell anybody this one too

justified10:
pressy jaZz ruthobaz ni..
d girl no lyk am..no tell pple say na me tell u o.. cos greycious no dey use ruthobad play

wait you mean say the guy like the girl and the girl no like the guy?

justified10:
broda, VP is d ESE of graceland

please what do you mean? explain to me

ruthobaz:
Senator Chuxmyk...abeg no vex. I won't try such next time

Senator Mcmooney, this is me congratulating you on your ascent to the seat of The Senate President.

omoikea...I thought you like men oh!

yorme...I see you. Abeg no flog my friend oh!

justified10..u use idea funny sha!

greycious...tnx for helping out. That's why you are the Presido

so u dey here since...

justified10:
tor....

i knw we av limited babes and na me dey control all of dem..apart from ma VP sha..

but u can always manage yorme.

thank God say u no det control the VP na there you for get problems with me

just continue to maintain ur boundary.. Hahahahah

justified10:
in my beautiful rukkyola voice OYO is ur case...


na woman u find com here?

abeg, waka pass

eyah... in other to work with me, UNDERSTANDING IS THE KEY

you are misinterpreting me but wait first, finding woman is not a bad idea but if i do somebody here may not be happy with it

yorme:
Choi! U don do our VP?? Aw many times abeg? Pressy Greycious must hear this!

mtchew... wetin dis guy dey talk sef?

justified10:
I say na d woman version of man.

sorry, i only deal with real version of XX-CHROMOSOME..

yorme:
You dey mind the guy? He dey try weigh your backside ne. Watch out from him oh!

Welcome anyways!

Your gift: 50 lashes of koboko!

pls oh.. i don't do guys, if you think am lying ask VP

justified10:
yorme is d female version of a male...u will enjoy ur stay with him..

manus17 and kapable can testify

i don't understand you... na man abi na woman?

justified10:
welcom...c yorme at room10 for ur fist timer gift.

where is room 10? hope the person waiting for me in room 10 is a female?

Manus17:
Good Evening Alex...
you are welcome to Graceland...
Lol...greatest gbo gbo na your sch...
kindly tell us the name of your sch and the state you chose are the most sought after state ooh... sey u don knw the oga at the top ni...

you are welcome once again to this gracious land...

thank you very much..

greatest gbo gbo means Uniben
na pple dey go that state na, he no go bad if i dey among

*NEW MEMBER ALERT* Hello everyone, my name is Alex from the greatest gbo gbo read Education graduated 2015 akwa ibom and abuja seriously on my mind!!!

rosalieene:
MESSAGE TO ALL Guys!! You saw a beautiful girl; you like her. You fought tirelessly to win her heart. You wake up in the middle of the night to text her messages. You swore you love her. You call her pet names. You adore all her imperfections. You love whatever she puts on. You spend all time with her without complaining. You clean her face and wipe her tears. You gently won her heart. You made her believe in you. She came to trust you. You assured her that you will always be there for her. You gave her hope. now, She believed you are different. She believes she has found love again. She threw her pride away. She forgot that value she attached to herself. She has refused everyone that competes with you for her. therefore, She now tells everyone that care to hear that she has found Him at last. And now, AFTER GETTING WHAT YOU WANTED.......... you are thinking of how best to break up with her. You begin to avoid her. Her presence now choke you up. Her voice now irritates you. She is now cheap to you. You yelled at her over little issues. You now clearly see where she had stretch marks. You now see that her English is filled with blunders. She is suddenly from a poor background and she is not your class. Remember this... Every act on earth has pay back. And the payback always comes in the right proportion. You deceived her and had your ways, and now you think she is cheap. You were only fortunate. With time she will forget you, but, you always remember that you will also receive disappointments where you had full hope. Change your ways today, OR....................

Eyah, sorry
he dumped you after all You should have met me instead of him

na LIE!!!

*yawns*

the question should be how often should girls change the foam because they don't have breast but wear foams to deceive us

mtchew...

going to the final stage called

#friends with benefits...

Brain teaser. Let's put our mathematics technicality to test. Some birds were flying and met a bird on their way. The bird greeted them; hello hundred! They said we are not hundred, we need half of us plus you to make us hundred. Question: How many birds were flying?

its original fake!!!

very informative...
am sure most people don't even know what's processors

November 23- my birthday...
OP left it out but i forgive you, that date is very important don't forget!!!

NOTED!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU...
Every new year, we always look forward to achieving something by the end of that year. so we are reminded by our theme for the year which usually gives up hope and help monitor our progress
It can be personal theme or your church's theme declared by your pastor... I have both
whichever it is, please share with us

my church's own- It's my turn( Ezekiel 21 vs 27)
David's Christian center


So which one is yours

that's pure psychology he used on you...

that feeling that makes you feel special will always make you to want to act in special ways and continuously formed YOU!!!

kilo ko mi pelu read your book...

#gone are those days we strive to get good GP, now it's to get good money!