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Sweetplum:
Hello everyone. I m shy o. Ok. I v composed myself. My name's ...S. don't worry just call me Sweetplum. I m very homely. I made this Coconut Rice today. The ingredients * Rice * Carrots * Coconut Water * Coconut Milk (Blended Coconut) * Pepper Water (cos I love spicy food) * Vegetable Oil * Maggi *Salt * Sweet Corn I made a short video of it. Enjoy.

Good job well done.
please can you permit me to repost this on my blog?

MuMu Man, 70years old man wen no wise.
Na Naija den dey call this place, wise up.

Medianna:
Tell her this
'Babe you know if I say I don't love you I'll be lying.(you're actually lying)
But I don't wanna keep deciveing myself.(na lie)
O can't be in a relationship with a virgin,(another lie)
my hormones won't allow me do that.
I don't wanna start cheat on you'( half true)

Dont leave on the basis that she lied you, you can't prove it.
Go on the basis of you can't do no sex relationship. That's your standard!

This will be a perfect way out, Just don't want her to have this believe that I am sex starved, Cuz on a regular babe too plenty for guy man sef

hummmmm

I asked this babe out last month, she accepted my proposal and we started dating. Few days into the relationship I notice babe want to start dropping billing format, I quickly ask her for sex since she won't have anything to bring to the table apart from that.

I was surprised as this babe told me she's a Virgin, Immediately I started hating her, because its Crystal clear to anyone that See's this babe that she can never be a virgin again in this life.

She insisted not having sex, I then told her I can't keep such relationship, she later plead that I should give her time then, like two month, I accepted with the plan of confirming how deep her VJay will be through Fingering.

That same day I Finger this babe during romance, Guys in the Lord and Real Gee, My finger fell straight into a deep ocean ooo, Like WTF three fingers went straight into babe Vjay ooo, I was just laughing throughout cuz I know the game already.

Now the issue is this babe thinks I am serious with her, she didn't know I am not even dating her, But the real issue is I didn't end the relationship officially and I want to do that, Now she seems to be so much into me and I don't even know how to tell her I am done with her.

Her birthday is this month, and I don't wanna sponsor a fake and liar birthday all in the name of GF shit. because she's already introducing her friends to me and those ones too her saying in massive Addy to our babe Oko orewa, Which means they are hailing me early so I can man up into sponsoring their friend day.

please Guy's how can I break up with this Liar and Fake babe, i am tired of her showing me fake care and Love, and I don't want her to think she has a BF while she didn't.

STORY STORY OO OOO STORY.
REST ON ALAAFIN OF OYO.

Incoming president, The Lord's chosen himself.

Slynation:
Quite simple...!!
When she's in the mood saying all those nasty stuff to suck her and all that, start and stop half way when she's hot, in fact...zip up and pretend to loose interest...!! She will definitely ask what happened... Then tell her you don't wanna put yourself in a position that's uncomfortable for you, that if you can't brows, then their is no point continuing this child's play...!!

Then sit back and watch how things will play out...!! But before you embark on this format, be sure you are willing to loose her finally if it doesn't go as plan...

NOTED BRO.

killmods:
Brother no format.. I dey vex because it's like u are scared of losing her. Ogbeni anybody wey nor fit comply make she go to make room for who head straight. Tell her ur mind. Na rubbish cruise she dey put u on so. And u dey allow am

I will know what to do, when next she visit, I will tell her to stop coming. thanks bro.

RedMac:
To her and by her own standard, that sex is worth everything to her... If u collect it now, yawa go gas...

So as she no wan gree BTC for you to bleep... Na to do away with her ASAP...

E get one babe although in her middle 30s wey dey do me similar things, if I no enter her her freely this Sunday... I go just close her chapter... No time man

Boss, I sight you.

We have appointment with her on Sunday too, and if I didn't have my way with her, with her consent, I will cut her off from my life.

Thanks Comrade, I sight you.

SmellySperm:
Hope she isn't billing you. Una dey get time sha

She does not, We only eat what I have in the fridge sef.

killmods:
Tell her to stop visiting and this time tell her her offence. Idiots everywhere ordinary kpekus u can't knack for months. Are u a secondary school dropout

Lolzx, Comrade calm down

I have been in this game for Long and This is my first time of encountering this kind of babe.

I already lost count of babe I have knacked before.

Show me format, Not Abuse na.

RedMac:
OP this question is for u and it's worth 3.2 billion pounds

The sex u want to collect from her is
(a) your dividend (b) the same gift u said u don't want to collect (c) your right/entitlement

1) She bring mouth I bring mouth, we kiss,

2) she brings boobs I bring Mouth, We suck

3) She will brings Pussy and I will bring Dick we Bleep.

4) She Romance me and I romance her , We Enjoy it together

Why the hell will you now think, She is giving me sex without having a reward on her own part.

With my analysis, Who is giving Who something?

Who is collecting from Who?

Met this babe last year September, asked her out, she didn't say yes because her response was that she had a Serious BF.

I didn't bother myself, I played along, and we started Been friends, She will come my side, We will kiss for hours and Romance to the fullest, but this babe won't allow me knack, Her reason was that she's a Virgin, But I as a bad man know she's not a Virgin, because a Virgin won't do what she' does with me.

This has been happening for over three months now and She can't stop coming to my place, She will be the one to even initiate the kiss and Romance, Asking me to suck her boobs and all that shit.
This babe will mount pressure on me insisting she wants to cook for me but I do refuse her meal, Cuz my rule is I don't take a dime or gift from any woman.

Just yesterday she came and we still have our normal romance, she got home as started telling me, I am the second guy she Loves and she doesn't know how to even stop herself again. she's all over me, she even get jealous anytime a lady call me on phone or comes to my place.

NOW MY PROBLEM IS

GUYS How can I have my way with this babe? I have tried all I can, but she won't just allow me ,and I hate to even force or makes it look like i force a lady into having sex with me that's why I do stop from persuading her to have sex with me, SAY NO TO RAPE IS MY WATCHWORD.

I sincerely I love this babe, but I know we can't get marry to each other, but she still won't let me be,yet she won't allow us knack. She do sleep in my place a times two days in a week, and she do visit on a frequent.

Its not easy for me Romancing and not having sex, How can I stop her or rather have my way with her, with her consent and Not FORCING HER.

I once asked her to stop visiting me, but she turned it into fight saying, what's her offence and why will I say such. I just let it slide.

Thanks so much everyone, I will know what to do.

Though on a normal say, I would have get mad at her for attending such programme but that's her mum Church, But seriously I am scared and one mind is telling me to use the soap and give it a trial.

I have been dating this babe for past three years now and I have been doing all I can for her and No record of cheating from her side since we started, cuz I haven't caught her for once.

My Babe and I attend same Anglican church, While her mum attends Celestial church.

This Evening she told me that she went to her mums church for a programme, cuz her mum pastor told her mum to come with her kids to the Church programme, that's why she followed her.
She added that the pastor of her mum, asked her who she was praying for and who she like most, She Answered Her boyfriend(Me) then the pastor later asked her about (Me) and the type of work I am into. which she explained everything to the pastor. (Celestial pastor oo)

She then told me,this Evening that the pastor said, Won't she mind, if He(pastor) makes a soap and prayer for her to give me, so I can use it, in order for my work and everything to keep going forward and moving well. She then said she will need to ask from me first before she can take such action.

Please my people, I have been dumb founded since evening, I said she can take the soap with the aim of not using it, after bringing it to me, while my other mind was busy telling me to give it a trial. Is this not a risk, I am not a fan of celestial church, And I hope they are not planning something against me sha.

Please advice a brother oooooo.

merits:
i hope they will not ban use of hijab? tolerance is everything.

Tolerance of Hijab in Catholic School, TUEEH

Are you mad or Something?? in portable voice.

He played like MESSI stop been silly okay.
Ronaldo can't move with ball, the way he moves.

He played like MESSI stop been silly okay.

[quote author=SultanOfPuna post=110275014]The joy i get when i see churches filled with old people i stead of youths is a sweet joy.

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YOU SHUN CHURCH AND CHRISTIANITY, Just to embrace SULTAN OF PUNA, lolzxz. Ho Yee foolish people.

The truth is that you know, you have go astray and there is consequences for your actions which is Death or Hell, Now you are looking and encouraging people to follow your part so you won't be left alone or be the only one to suffer. lolzx.

That's how Devil works too, He needs people to suffer with him in Hell.

Yoruba people will say, A SHI ERE, N WA ENI KUN RA.

Their barbaric culture.

STORY STORY

I won't believe you, Nor Naira Marley.
If you Guy's can stay away from Drug, it would have been much better.

Don't wanna waste my money.

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[quote author=HenryIgwe01 post=110481345]My name is Henry, 27 yrs old. I am new here, it was my younger sister who introduced me to nairaland. She is a member here.


OP, CAN I ADVICE YOU? IF YES THEN LISTEN.

Would you not mind to go the traditional way to cure this stammering of a thing? if Yes read this.

My dad was a chronic stammer, until it got to me as a son, whole growing up, Omo I do feel like killing myself then, but not until one day GOD bring solution through Lord Jesus Christ into Our family.

I don't really know how I can help you with pictures of what we used to cure it, It's over 15Years now, None of Us has stammer for an hour, I can't remember I was once a stammerer self. I can talk now from morning till night, even during argument without having any atome of stammering.

You need A shell of Snail, to solve your problem with Prayer, and I believe God will take control of the situation.

1) Go and Get a live snail
.2) Boil the snail Alive or boil water and pour it on the snail
3) after boiling it, Remove the whole Snail body from the shell.
4) Pack all the body and throw them away
5) Do not eat nor taste the Snail oooo
6,) Now Wash the shell thoroughly, Make it clean
7) You can keep it for some hours or Few days inside your room or a place where people will hardly and rearly see it.
The second day, Start using the shell to drink water, Anytime you want to take water, Make sure You pour the water into the shell of that Snail and Drink from the shell.
9While drinking of after drinking be making some prayers
10) Telling God that has soft has the shell of Snail is, so like that should your utterances be, As easy as a Snail is so should your words be, IJN.

Bro, This make look like a child's play or superstition but I must tell you, I was once in your shoes, I know how it feels, I know what you are passing through.

What I gave you and others here for free, Has cured so many people from stammering. HAVE FAITH IN GOD THROUGH CHRIST.


THANK YOU, IRE OOOOOO

You gave her the best response OP.

Don't let her get too much access into your personal life ooooo, She aren't loyal and she won't hesitate to deny you for her Ex, She can go back to her Ex, so both of them can always have enough time to go out.

OYETOLA work will speak for him,
GO GO GO OYEYOLA , I don't follow party but A Credible Candidate.

F117nighthawk:
Crime infested country, how many of them can come clean? Nigeria is riddled with criminality from the very top to bottom, that's why nobody can truly punish crime and criminals effectively here, is it the police, judiciary and the executives that comes clean? Let anyone from these arm of government come swear with sango, amadioha or obatala if they can come clean? I can bet and swear 99.9% of them will die a sudden death

PLEASE always remember to add OGUN lakaye oshin imole, Any time, any day twice on Thursday. that Deity no dey dull at all.

MESSI GO GO