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bloody mrafucker coper with android phone, that relies on allowee wants to ask a fellow females coper out, TUEEEEH.

Don't play yourself into her hand GCFR of Simp Republic.

Let me just give you small clue, so it won't be as if I watch you to enter fire..

.What you will do is, Make yourself Scarce for her, but show her love through phone,wave to her and act like you're focusing on something or someone else. (if you're too available you will loose value.)

When you appear scarce to her, she will be the one looking for you to know why, during that period you will then take your chance.

Low budget Morafucxker getting married, TUEEEH
Using 1,200# polo for photoshoot and Ankara 350#per yard. TUEEEH
Mumu wan do cultura heritage, him go put on egungun/ masquerade attire.
TUEEEH on that old evening news paper bitchh face.

[quote author=slawormiir post=106449994]Damnnn niggarrrr

Hahhaha...me nor dey use Facebook before self....so i nor get data way them go gain access


Which Site you con dey bomb ooo??

Tell A Real Niggar, so that a real Niggar can also check it out.

[quote author=Dreebieee post=106358050]I've been seeing a lot of headlines on people 'bragging' about marrying virgins,


SOCIAL CONSTRUCT KILL YOU THERE, OLOSHOOOOOO

TUEEH ON YOUR FACE AND THAT YOUR OVER USED DICK ABI NA PUNNA YOU GET.

I knew something like this will come up, and it won't be surprising cause its all these Evening newspaper and over used dumped puna that will start it.

Virginity is a blessing to a lady and to a man that Mary's her. Be ashamed of yourself for Loosing yours for ORDINARY INDOMIE AND TWO EGG.

Social construct kill you once again, TUEEEH.

Prophet John

VERILY VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU MY SON
That yeee will be put in the friend zone class and yeee shall be used accordingly and later eat your breakfast as it's meant for SIMPSON LIKE YOU.

Now OH Yeee Son, Run as fast as possible as you can from that lady, She won't love you but use you.

Don't message her again, Don't reason her again, take her serious.

TarOrfeeek:


OP, she sabi cook excessively peppered stew?
YES or NO?!

How did you know, YES
She almost choke me with pepper one day ooooo

MY fear is that, IF I should break up with her she will be used and dump by many Guy's before she will settle down and I don't want that for her,

I am confused as fuccck.

This babe we've been together now for over six month. Apart from having thick body, She gat no good character, she is selfish, She is a Muslim and I am a Christian, she is a Yoruba while I am a Niger-delta boy.

At first I taught she will be perfect for me,but sincerely speaking she is worse than all the gfs I have alongside with her. Though I made her the main babe, All she knows is to demand for herself. I have called her attention to what I didn't like about her,but she has refused to change a bit.

Please how can I cut every form of communication with her without hurting her, without making her feel used, because I was actually there for her when we started, I made her feel saved but seriously my own happiness and peace matters most.

The worst part of it is that, I usually speak English or Pidgin but this babe can't even make a complete sentence in English without blunder and she knows nothing called pidgin, because she grew up in OYO STATE, She is turning me into a Yoruba speaking Demon gradually, She is not civilize at all, She didn't know who Fela is, I asked about wole Soyinka, babe was looking, I asked about Lucky dube, na error 404, She can't say anything about life, all she knows is to graduate from Health tach and get married give birth to Twins and be a full time house wife.

Babe can't operate AC remote in the house, Dstv,She can't on laptop and operate it, the worst is that she can't even on Plasma TV and select stations on her own.

I am concerned about my future, Please since we stays in the same city, how can I end this relationship maturely and Move on. She relied so much on me, Academically and in other aspect.

Verily Verily I say Unto you OP, that the reason for this is because you're BROKE yes I said it, You have less than 500k in your account.

2) Verily I say unto you, that a Part of you is bitter and you're trying to fake happiness by moving away from people, which will not work.

3) You don't have real Love within you, simply because people doesn't use to love you enough.

So on YEE son , I say unto you, CHANGE NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. GO OUT AND MINGLE WITH REAL PEOPLE, FIND WHAT GIVES YOU HAPPINESS IN PEOPLE AND STICKS TO IT.

Haaaaa, Na Ogun go kill NYSC.


The thing is boldly written in Page 58 and 59 of that book.
Lairs, Useless country.

2002/2003/2004 can't forget those years.

My mom gave birth in year 2000 immediately after birth she felt sick, was on that sickness till 2003, Looking dead already.

I will always run away from the house cuz of her,and anywhere I run to. I will be there crying and praying to God to heal my mom. And at night that's when the real trauma will start again, she start sounding like a dead woman,she can't walk nor talk again, she only use's her hand to demonstrate things for me to do.

whenever I am in school, and people talks about their parents, na cry I dey always cry. Cuz I do feel like my mom is just a ghost at home. my dad really tried for his wife,(my mom) The man will cook, wash, work and take care of us.

Not until 2004 when GOD finally heal her through JESUS CHRIST, omo it wants funny that year though. I felt so happy, we all felt so glad the day she open her mouth to call my name. ISAIAH, I nearly fainted that day, cuz I couldn't believe she is the one that called me. Tears roll down my eyes, I couldn't hold it, she cried,my dad cried, all my siblings were shedding tears of joy.

Thank God for his Mercy. Thank you Jesus for your love.

Jim99:
If you be huzzler wey dey target ur fellow countryman. Ur life go spoil.

It's God that will punish you,if possible kill you before your time. TUEEEEH ON YOUR FACE BASTARD.

So it's others that deserve to be scammed not a silly fellow man like you, The way you scrammed people same way they will scam you. TUEEEEH.

You won't to hide under that umbrella of fellow country men to avoid been scammed by someone, Lolzx, You never see anything. YOU STARTED WITH LOCAL YAHOO NOW INTERNATIONAL OR YOU'VE FORGOTTEN BAA??

wait for your time to be scammed peace.

Please Guy's my Gotv decoder has been showing/displaying Upgrade for the past two weeks and I don't know what to do.

Customers care number is not going through.


please any way out??

[quote author=Gobdddd post=105660528]Strickly for the married

BLOODDY MORAFUCKING PASTOR.

TUEEEEH ON YOUR FACE.


You are too found of Sex, stay away from Social media. it's seems you've started seeing some content that you want to practice with your wife and she is not ready for that.

4kids in the space of 9years marriage, TUALE OOOOOOO

Go back to your wife and stop all that evil imagination that you're having in your head.

Before I leave you to your Fate, TUEEEH ON YOUR FACE ONCE AGAIN. TUEEEH

[quote author=Gobdddd post=105660528]Strickly for the married
Good evening tweeps, my marriage is jerking. Needs a quick solution.

Soludo or Maduka all the way.

Let UN shut that mouth.
Who Care's about that.
Today's Song is Title: MELO MELO by olamide
I no go denge denge I no dey pose. continue.....

Let UN shut that mouth.
Who Care's about that.

Nicklaus619:
Samoyed, he's 7 months old, and boy he loves camera like kilode

You're not the owner of this dog, Return it to the real owner. TUEEEEH ON YOUR FACE.

Don't KILL that innocent Dog with too much of EBA.

With that your 500# par yard carpet, TUEEEH ON YOUR FACE ONCE AGAIN.

FamTomx2:
Dude, google is there for you ..

Ask the question for a quick reply.

As far as I am Concern, Farming/farmers remains the oldest profession in the world.

Stop spreading lies that someone put on google.

Adam started with Farming, our Fore fathers started with Farming.

blackpanda:
Soyinka is mad.

So UN will just wake and declare anything. Smh. Shows some people are completely ignorant of world affairs

What do you know about world affairs, that supersede the one of Wole Soyinka??

Forming gangster on faceless forum, whereas they have nothing to say or even contribute to their community talk more of contributing to the world.

Danjikanbauchi:
The suya man should be arrested and killed.

Why and for what reason please?? He is innocent for now.

Was the man the only person that bought Suya from him that night?? That's a NO

Was Any other Casualties recorded from those that bought Suya from him that night. NO

The drink they eat the Suya with, Was it given to them buy the Suya man?? No

what was the expiry date on the drink? Unknown

Who sold the drink to him. Unknown

You forgot Drink is the easiest thing that could be poison without suspecting.

So Investigation should be made first, Mostly the Source of the drink, To avoid making innocent person to suffer in vain.

Come and try this in Nigeria.

Whether you're original werey oo or you're mentally unstable, Seriously speaking you will receive 2/2 plank on your head. Even the doctors and Nurse on duty must See Crazy that same day.

TUEEEEH,

TUEEEEH ON YOUR FACE

All of you be Mumu,

May ALLAH be praised.

ALLAH AKBAR, Taliban are not terrorist, we only claimed back our state from intruders such as USA.

No need for panic, Sharia law is friendly and it preaches nothing but peace.

Very soon Nigeria will be fully ruled by sharia law, INSHA ALLAH,

The only Mercy I know is GOD'S MERCY
and KING LIONEL MESSI
who is this one?? talele?
TUEEEEEH

Better

Spider20:
A sex freak being tired of pussy You really deserves an accolade
I repeat Nigerian girls are useless all of them..........

See I am tired, advice is what man piking need.

Please this thread is not to boast or Joke.

I have this serious issue with women and ladies, They all want to sex me, I have lost count of ladies I have dated in my life, I am not sure there is any woman or girl I have asked out that tells me NO before.

I am a handsome guy. Yes any time/day I will step out,4-5 ladies will sha tell me how handsome nani. They call me CHINKO, Meaning Chinese man, maybe because of my light complexion.

But the truth is that I am drained, I am fed up with women, I am getting depressed self, I barely stay at home when I am free. Cus one visitor will be meeting another, I mean women oooo. this year alone I have had up to like 6differnet fight between women in my room. they frustrate my life, I am not gaining anything from them, Cuz I don't really see what I even needed from a lady, I am okay by myself. all they offer is Food, Cloth,sex and nonsense Posting of my pics on WhatsApp status.

I want to be free from women, I don't want any attachment from them, How can I go about this without been hated by them, Mostly those one's I am dating now.

please your advice will be appreciated, I work with a radio station where I do programme, Most of these ladies/women call most of the time, to contribute to my programme that's one of the reason I can't just chase them away, They promote me indirectly.

But the truth is that I am fed up, I don't even have strength to Knack again, They have exhaust me and drain all my sperm.
I am below age 30 but above 25.

All I see here is two BROKE morafuxckers. TUEEEH

150K, haaaa haaaa haaaa, that's too ridiculous of her, she needs to be dealt with when you finally caught her.

You came here trying to portray yourself as a serious person, with Good job. I work in bank, then now working in borrow borrow firm, Yen Yen Yen. TUEEEH ON YOUR FACE.

Your MuMu no too much.

Your can't afford to borrow someone 150k from your own pocket and you have some kind of mind to borrow money for that person.

what is giving you liver, You need to be arrested and treated like a criminal, Infact death penalty is not much for SIMP like you. TUEEEH ON ANYONE FACE THAT QUOTE ME WRONGLY.