₦airaland Forum

DauraDullard0:
Politically but never geographically. The real Niger-Delta states are Delta, Rivers, Bayelsa, Abia, Akwa-Ibom and Imo to a certain extent. The River Niger runs through Anambra state but doesn't delta into the state.

States like Edo, Ondo, Cross River have no business being addressed as Niger-Delta. Oil producing... YES, Niger-Delta... NO. Hope you've learnt a thing or two. Illiterate!

DauraDullard0:
The illiterate probably doesn't know the meaning of delta. Let me know when you get the full meaning of delta and what the Niger-Delta implies.

DauraDullard0:
You're from Ondo state. How in the world did the River Niger get as far Ondo state? Never in your life refer yourself as a Niger-Deltan again.

DauraDullard0:
My goodness me! You sound so pained... Just because he said he's Urhobo and not Yeeboe. Wow! See disappointment... Sorry

ShinnBet:
That's not what you were crying over before...

Lolz keep changing mouth and the sooner you come to the realization that we hate your asses in the Niger delta more than you hate the igbos the better of you will be.

ShinnBet:
See ultra nationalist all because of free oyel


Lazy taju better go back to cocoa

ShinnBet:
E pain am.


Better go restart cocoa farming


Parasitic yeast.

No more free oyel

ShinnBet:
Maybe in your one Nijeriya only.

But in Niger Delta and Biafra republic we won't have that problem

hinwazaka:
This is the only reason, i like the indefatigable Saraki: his unquestionable bravery. Those phoolish CCT buffoons will pay dearly, for their double standards and political dishonesty. At the end of the day, Saraki, will truimph and Tinubu and Baba dullard0 will pay the price. Danladi Usman, your deceit, will not go unpunished. APC, bring it on.

Standing5:
Imagine same group of political jobber been going round since mid 1990s from one admin to another. 80% ofTurn Around Maintenance TAM job in refinery has been given to same ineffectual dude since the early '90s. Corruption is deeply rooted in our system.

olajigaolamide:
Biafra is joke . You people can not bring back the long dead republic of biafra

blueto:
Even APC partisans are admitting that the economy is betide with adversity, you are here disseminating fallacies. When they call you a zombie now, you become indignant.

We know things are tough, says APC chairman
https://www.thecable.ng/know-things-tough-says-apc-chairman .

aljharem:
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

Gbawe:
Fashola, once again , is totally on point. Completely progressive dude.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/07/11/antidote-to-power-sector-problems-by-fashola/

Antidote to power sector problems, by Fashola

National News Jul 11, 2010 Share |

Lagos State governor, Mr. Babatunde Fashola (SAN), said yesterday that the solution to power shortage in the country does not lie only with the building of more power plants but also in the proper management of the power distribution companies and the distribution assets.

Fashola, who spoke in an interview with newsmen on the fringe of the on-going Joint Lagos State Executive Council and Permanent Secretaries Retreat holding at the Golden Tulip Hotel, Festac, added that the state has written to the Federal Government to allow it take over the assets of the two distribution companies located in Lagos, namely the Eko Distribution Company and the Ikeja Distribution Company, in partnership with the people who have indicated interest to use private sector funding and capacity to manage them.

Said he: “As long as the Federal Government fails to articulate its intention in the power sector, no one will come forward with his money to invest. Until there is efficiency in the distribution end of the power chain, nobody is going to bring money into the power sector.

“We did it with the telecom companies. Immediately the telecom companies got their licenses, they rolled out their mast and repeater stations, they issued bills and collected their money and continued to invest in infrastructure that kept the system going”.

He said the National Assembly has passed the law on power sector reforms with all that remains being for the Federal Government to complete the process by telling Nigerians what the roadmap to implementation would look like.

The governor recalled that he had met several people in the last three years who have indicated interest in coming to invest in the power sector, but want a clear roadmap before doing so, adding: “The people who did it then are still available”.

He pointed out: “It is not enough to say we are going to privatize. What is the roadmap?. The decision is not clear to us here in Nigeria and it has to be clear to us before we can send it outside”.

Bobbyjay001:
.....and Ghana will be doing "shakara" as if we are mates.
Don't forget the amount of water used for domestic and industrial purposes in Ghana does not amount to the one used to flush toilets in Lagos alone.

Ramnon2:
PLEASE NOTE: You can only driveby the house as I don't have anyone to show the inside of the house

AnakinSkywalker:
THERE MUST BE NIGERIA O....THERE MUST BE NIGERIA.


''NAIRALAND SAYS NO TO ODUDUWA''


I MUST CREATE THIS TOPIC

Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland loves Igbos, YORUBAS and Niger Deltans very much. The thought of separating YORUBAS from other tribes and ethnic groups in Nigeria for any reason is unbearable to us, so we have decided that we will reject any attempt by anyone to use Nairaland to promote the idea of removing YORUBAS from Nigeria or to call for the formation, creation or such of any Oduduwa republic.

We have updated rule 9 of Nairaland to reflect this decision. It now says:
9. Don't use Nairaland for illegal acts, e.g scams, plagiarism, hacking, gay meetings, incitement, promoting ODUDUWA.

I'd like to urge all Nairaland members to respect and obey rule 9. Mynd44 is in charge of enforcing it. If you break this rule, you'll be banned.

Thanks,
Seun (Founder Of Nairaland).

iamkeyz:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cant fit laugh sha
ohhhhh see this brown roof cow.odds o
hausa go finish una before the zoo go break
one thing is sure, you must regret all you did to betray the south
soon, it will be emir of lagos and then we will see how you will ban them like you did eze ndi igbo, or throw them to the lagoon.
meanwhile, who takes cow.odds serious? what happened to kwara is about to happen to lagos
if the zoo will break, only we IGBO people can make that happen

MrEverest:
My sister, honestly I'm short of words, I'm flaberghasted. In fact I'm ashamed on their behalf, their ego & integrity is crushed & cowardice is now synonimous with yoruba!!

sacrono:
Yorubas have no shame whatsoever. Because its pinching you now you want dissolution abi? When others were calling for dissolution, resource control etc what did you do? You mocked and rained insults on everyone of them.. Even rejoicing because ipob protesters were shot in cold blood. May thunder fire any yoruba donkey that will come here to whine or even complain about anything, Idîots!