₦airaland Forum

yup! afterall how many siblings of michael can pple remember? the first name that readily comes to mind is janet

S@mi:
I have a very good height and nice shape / structure for football, i'm good on the ball;, i can dribble easily an i have a perfect control, but i don't seems to know my perfect role, i need help i really want someone to enlighten me, thank you all

u play best as a central midfielder, although ur naturally a utility player whho's useful everywhere,central midfield allows u to run from box to box and wings once in a while

of course it's the Governor: in many cases he appoints the minister

invisible!:
I am yet to see any 'layman' happy about this nation. Everyone takes out their frustration on others and we don't have any security of lives. Between a Nigerian life and a chicken, I don't know which is more cheap.

A Nigerian's life seems to be the cheaper of the 2,

18 platoon:
@ziga, nope, its between ezeuche's uncles and bialegend's aunties, in other words its chickens coming home to roooooooooooooost.

i see where ezeuche's "warrior" blood comes from, by the way eze, why u no go practice for there now?

Happy Birthday Chick

they must be looking for death

Guy, marriage is another ball game, when u're 30, get married

princekevo:
And you think Nairaland is the right place for him to complain? He should complain to the appropriate quarter and be ready for the consequencies which might be termination of his appointment. If anyone ask him to post his full name, his bank branch and his department to fight for him will he boldly post that here on NL? Whereby he has no boldness to make any differencehe should stop whining or quit. Those calling it slavery should check the definition of slavery again. A slave have no choice to quit even when they dont like their working terms, here is a man who have 100% freedom to quit and search for another job, but chose to whine

end of story, he knows where and who to complain to, i'm sure tudor wud be willing to follow him to his branch to protest breach of contract

tai2:
Aristo's are just performing a social service, hungry babes are everywhere, someone has to feed them.

hahahahahahaha!!!!! real social service

EzeUche:
But 'President' Mubarak is a tyrant, So it is not a good leader to use.

he's a very good one, since democratically elected leaders cant handover, let a tyrant show them

lastpage:
Someone once said that "Citizens determine and deserve the kind of Leaders they get"

Having read all the congratulatory messages in the last two pages, directed at that kleptomanic chimp residing tat OTTA.
I am convinced beyond doubt that Nigerians deserve The IBB's, YArArdua's. and OBJ's of this world.

No use praying for this lot of people, no need for Jonathan to risk his life for this bunch of cowards and turn-coats!
Madam Dora, these ones are not worth your neck and blood!!

They deserve to be enslaved by one "Ghost from Saudi",

They deserve to be slaughtered on the roads of Benin-Ore, made worse by thieving Ministers for Transport!

They deserve to spend the rest of their miserable lives inhaling poisonous fumes from their "i-better-pass" generator, courtesy of their "Baba at OTTA" whose is having a birthday bash at the expense of the lives of their children !
Yes, they deserve to have lung disease, their children deserve to to have that inferior education and to attend hospitals that have turned to burial grounds

I love these Nigerians, Please continue to hail "your baba" and wish him longer life infact, l hope he comes back to pick what he forgot in AsoRock!

I hope that Abacha would resurrect and rule all of yea once more (And l am sure you will all wear "Aso-ebi" and dance while singing his praises!)

Suffering makes one wise but it seems for these set of Nigerians, Poverty and suffering makes them more silly, cowardly and sheepish

If Abacha ruled you with iron fist and IBB ruled you with horse-whip, OBJ rule you like an amalgam of a Fox and Hyena,
Yar'Adua rule you like Ghost, well the one that come next will definitely make a slave out of you and two generations to come

If South Africans were like you lo, l guess Apartheid would be well and alive today!
If people from The Balkans (Croatia, Bosnia, and other break-away republics) were like you, Russia would still be lording it over them today.

I have no tears to shed for you. I have no sympathy for your likes.

YOU DESERVE THE KIND OF LEADERS YOU HAVE.
UMYA IS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, MAY TURAI LEAD YOU FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS

AND TO THINK THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO OPEN THEIR MOUTH AND SAY GOODLUCK JONATHAN DOES NOT HAVE BALLS?

Well, YOU have "Balls" but l guess you fried and ate yours?
About 145Million slaves, suffering in the midst of plenty!

Shameless Ars*-Lickers. (Stumps-off to find something worthwhile to do)

please could you do us a favour and die!!

big deal, why should he be ashamed? its not as if he disowned the children, or their mothers didnt know what they were getting into

who is this gay bas-tard posting shit here

Yaradua's cronies must actuallly think we are all fools, well Jonathan life is more important than the seat, better to live healthy outside the presidency than to die in pain in the presidency, truth is one day our actions would always come back to haunt us,

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

which skool be dat one sef? tell me say na private university

nex:
"I dan show, I dan show!"

"bad belle feofle, I wan make una know".

"All the way from Arabia, I sneak into their Aso Rock Billa"

"I say na who bi di mugu? Na who vi di maga?"

"make you ask Goodlack Jonathan, Aondoakkaa, na me vi di master"

"I come fut vad velle por shame aye"

"I get one tory por you yea, I go dey rule and everybady dey look aye"

"wheza you like am, wheza you no like am, 'Adua zan show ooOO! I zan show! Show! Show!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

hotchic:
falling in love with your heart gives u d true feeling of being in love. u ll discover that when u love with your heart u cant cheat or hurt your patner because dat person has become a part of u.

while u are busy falling in love with ur heart your partner wud be falling with his/her head and wud be looking for how well to hurt you, if i think of it, falling with ur head is better

Let the dead bury their dead, the woman cannot burn herself because her husband is dead, if mourning for years as some of you want her to do could bring him back, fine, but since it cant, let the woman live her life,

Uwane:
I totally agree that Stella's mourning of Jaiye is quite questionable, and for those who think the speed with which she moved on was ok well I guess u've never lost a loved one and don't understand that even nature takes a process, move on with her life yes but now I wonder how much Jaiye meant to her

so u have lost a lost one, how long did it take to bring him back to life??

nethacker:
its like the poster needs serious help more than the former president(who is in saudi). are u telling me dat a university becomes best by the number of hours it takes for some1 to walk from the north end to d south end of the university?So in your hometown and mapping strategy,being born in a bakery makes u a loaf of bread? 
u r more than sick

;d

i so much love dido!! must listen to her tonight,

whitelexi:
Why are Chelsea players so damned bad on their away games, whether on the pitch or in their matrimonial homes, they just seem to blow it all up!

Few yrs ago it was Lampard, few weeks ago it was Terry doing a team mates babe, and now its Ashley cole doing another chick as his wife was singing "Fight for this Love" on stage!!!

Chelsea, shame on u, what sort of legacy do u leave behind for your young supporters

you be the young supporter??

bolanleodu:
This is one reason never to put your pictures online. Just wonder what it would feel like if this is one of those indecency or human auction site. Please bring down those pictures. You have no right to do this and am sure you dont have any of their permission. Seun i can see you'r in some kind of arcane sleep, in other jurisdictions you could get your site blocked for this plus spend time behind bars any even have to settle awarded damages all the rest of your life. Are there even moderators on this site, how could this crap get on front page. This is totally sick. And before anyone begins to type rubbish in the guise of trying to insult me, think first.

you no know where court dey?? your grammar too much

d bigrod:
[size=16pt]ac milan 8 man u 2[/size]

that's too much, 3-1 would suffice

liudeen:
I dont see Manchester United loosing at all @ San Siro,  It would be a tough game no doubt cuz i especially fear Clarence Seedorf who always seems to click each time both teams meet,  The midfield is where the battle would be won and lost but with Darren Fletcher in the United ranks, I don't see Manchester United loosing,  Glory, Glory, Manchester United,

you better start expecting a defeat now, so Darren fletcher na una main man ko?? we have enough men in our ranks to battle your midfield, forza, forza milan!!

men, leave space in ur heart for Bleep ups!!!