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Yup I can

ebonyvibe:
To all the ladies in the house if your man should beat you all you need to do is to go into the kitchen, find the biggest knife and insert it very deep into a non fatal part of his body ie his thigh, upper arm or face.

Beating / slapping women is for cowards and men who have inferiority complex and cant handle their anger. If a man is to beat me he has to make sure i die in the process otherwise th at fight wont finish. I will fight him with anything I find pots bottles pans knives etc.

And for the man that wants to slap me never in your life eat my food again o. That is why IBO husbands die young cos they dont stop beating their wives and as a favour the wife kills them since there is no divorce.

Some people will now turn around and say it is because he loves you; if he beats you cos he loves you what will he do if he hates you. My father through out when he was alive didnt beat me God help the man that does.

wow, this is so smart, that's if he hasn't killed you already, if you fight him with anything what makes you think he wouldn't kill you with one thing, abeg no make too much noise

it is not good to beat a woman no matter how dull or annoying she may sound at the moment, or whatever impulse you may be having at the period to box anything, chikena!

OP

Big deal, since u ve never felt Nigerian, continue feeling British, u wont die because of that na, case closed

Ileke-IdI:
So what exactly are you looking for?
If you need to learn more about Nigeria, visit politic section for a month.
Like sheshitted4body said, you'll love being a Nigerian.

hehehe

googles:
Whoever's side Chamotex is on killed it

davidylan:
I think these kind of women are now extinct. My mother did same every morning and still worked at the same time, today "equality" has erased those virtues that made our mothers mini-goddesses in our eyes. In their place we now have lazy drones who have to be woken up in the morning by their husbands and children. God help us. My own advice is simple - most men should learn to cook (or at least prepare a small breakfast) for the kids. . . expecting your woman to do it these days is like expecting water to come from a rock.

hehehehe, that surely is difficult to achieve

@Ivynwa Ok, because of you, I concede to "shitty"

New culture, New environment, don't worry, its only a matter of time before you guys fully understand the babe

ShangoThor:
[size=20pt]This is Craaaazeeeee !!![/size]

Whilst it’s great to break records in general to increase morale, but can you envisage the Nigerian Fire Brigade saving lives from the top floor of that building if it was burning,  hell no ,  I wouldn’t go in it.

Imagine a 9/11 type attack on that building by the “champions of  reason”. 

hmm, a point to think about

this is more of silicone than boobs power

we might have to name Nairaland after becomerich5, or becomerich2, or all of them at once

ishit4body:
because you have seen that word used on NL, you now use it freely, what is the meaning of dumb?

You dont even know it, you mother foker. She is waiting, laps open.

Better people tried, all they got was silence, so, I am not gonna raise your ego by trading words with you.

When your momma opens are legs for you, make sure you spit on your d.cki head before inserting it. That spit means a lot. Anything you say further is surely to your mother at home.

PS try humping a pistol my love, and for fun pull the trigger up ur pussy, PS dont worry about my mom, she's alright with her hubby

ishit4body:
because you have seen that word used on NL, you now use it freely, what is the meaning of dumb?

You dont even know it, you mother foker. She is waiting, laps open.

yeah right, unfortunately i cant have sex with my mum(my bad), u could help fulfil dat fantasy with ur dad though, I hear he does everything, from banging his beautiful daughter "ïshitforbody" to climaxing inside a frozen chicken

ishit4body:
^^^^

Is that all that can come out of the mouth/brain of yours? Or you have more?

well I have more, but I would bid my time thinking of how best to classify your own kind of poo, and girl are you just dumb!! Its good to know ur not worth cleaning up, scum bag, so f.uck urself with a sword alright, and come on it, I'm sure you can learn from hundreds of people here who would teach you manners on line, cos I no ur momma had no time cos she was busy pole dancing at a stripper joint instead of making sure u were not insane.

Dexter!! u guys should take a look at it

wow, I hope someone confirms dat soon, although I doubt it

Policemen meant to enforce the law broke it by fighting in public to the extent that wonderful shots could be taken, constituting hazards to road users and themselves with the way they carelessly handled their gun, and people are hear saying the boy is wrong if one of those boxers decided to let out some shots (or accidental discharge as it always is even when shots are deliberate) I'm so sure we would not be saying this, I'm sure that boy would win his case in court if well argued sha,

@ishitforbody

u are one of the dumbest pieces of s.hit i have ever seen and u deserve to be pooed out and washed into the worst sewers of India,

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

stressed

na wa!!

Dyt:
Is dat wat dey send u 2 sch 2 do?
U r usin your pocket moni 2 go n do nyt in d cafe abi?

Wrong comparison, different bases, different professions, different reasons for popularity, pointless

so sorry man!! take heart,

God's judgement is not far from hand

Double N:
Arrant Crap!!So this is what the $200 million dollars that G.E.J announced for 'developing the entertainment industry' during the Silverbed Anniversary is for abi?? To develop Ben Bruce's pocket. This man wey thief NTA money finish to set-up Silverbed.

Before you arrantly disgrace yourself try researching into Jonathan's statement and Murray-Bruce's Silverbird organization before making a fool of yourself

victorazy:
DIRECT ENTRY TO HELL WITH NO QUESTION OR JUDGEMENT
(1) SHE COMMITTED FORNICATION
(2) SHE DESTROYED THE TEMPLE OF GOD WITHOUT REBUILDING IT
(3) SHE TERMINATED THE PLAN GOD HAS IN HER FUTURE TO SAVE A SOUL FOR HIM
(4) UNKNOWN OTHERS, TOO NUMEROUS TO MENTION
"I FEEL FOR HER SHAA CUZ THE GUY MAY HAVE BEEN EYEING ANOTHER BABE ALREADY"

and are you God that you should judge? What if she was murdered, don't sound dumb brother

kayci_d77:
Nobel Prize My A.S.S, is it not a white Nobel prize winner that said that "Black people are less intelligent'than whites "(JAMES WATSON), hey ACHEBE is bigger than that award, and any person that won does not mean he is superior in knowledge, afterall our man Soyinka graduated with a 3rd class in his 1st degree.

And for you Akigbemaru, Nobel prize is the same whether Laureate or not, infact more people have won Nobel Laurate than Nobel prize. Laureate is more of intellectual( intellectual and Academic).

This is new knowledge to me, I never knew Nobel Prize and Nobel Laureate were different awards

tunyus:
is this a NOLLYWOOD scene or what.this fools should be dismissed wit immediate effect.what a NATIOAL DISGRACE
u can even imagine the ABOKI watching them .somebody beside me said it is only an hausa man that can do that nairalander hw true is dis??

The guy didnt seem to be surprised by the boxers,

These guys are good, they should be in line for the next Olympics games for boxing

LMAO