danidee10:
When i wore Rice and beans slippers (Two different colours of slippers) and walked in front of a crowd of over 500 girls...The pair of slippers weren't even the same size

I nearly died that day ehnnn

Psittacus:
Do u know that moment when u suddenly change from an hero to zero,that's my story!
I was in Jss1 very flexible, in one of our PHE classes, the topic was gymnastic. Everyone knows I could do dis acrobatic posture dat I walk wit my hands and my legs will be hanging above my head. Everyone begged me to come and do it for d class. I thought about it as an opportunity to impress Tosin my crush. Unfortunately for me I was given one oversize sportwear,and I forgot I was nt wearing any underwear, as I got into my my acrobatic posture,my john thomas (prick) hanged out from one side of my hip side,waving hello is it u to everyone. For my mind I was expecting claps and cheer, instead it was dead silence......and long stretch of Jesus! The teacher did her best to distract everyone but d deed was done. I felt like dieing dat day

freesinzu:
Went to an overnight lesson for statistics, got tired and tried to sleep so I had to join two chairs together "primary school chairs" unfortunately for me the chairs were imbalanced so I fell off during my sleep woke to the sound of laughter even my friends laughed.

MVLOX:


As in eh I could even pay to see my own face at that very moment.... The look on my face must have been legendary

EmperorLee:



Kent baba, na DonKross, holla me for whatsapp, i been change phone so i lost your digit.

fiyah:
Actually,

I shouldn't be sharing this but my most embarrassing moment was just a few days ago.










SO EMBARRASSING


It all started with a class scheduled for 9am and which eventually didn't take place at the fixed time until 10:30am which was actually the break time.

I wasn't really happy with the change of plans because I didn't take anything that morning and was hoping I would when the class ends. The class ended around two and the course rep said something about another class starting immediately after that one.

Waited for a few minutes and the lecturer didn't show up. I decided not to take chances and slipped out of class to get some snacks.

Taking my time talking to someone at the place where I bought the snacks, I came back to meet the door to the class closed and a group of 'late commers' like me were standing outside too.

The lecturer had been in and had closed the door.

After waiting minutes for the very strict lecturer to change her mind and ask us to come in, nothing of such happened.

The lecture was one of the most important lectures i'd be having coupled with the attendance the woman never forgets to take. So, you could imagine how restless I was. But I wasn't really tensed cos I wasn't the only one in it.

Then, all of a sudden, one of my course mates came, saw the closed door, glanced at the lot of us standing outside, then slightly opened the door after which she entered the class.

Just like that!

Thinking, the lecturer asked her to come in or so, I followed suit.

And in one horrific second after entering, I realised nobody followed me and it also occurred to me the girl literarily crawled to one of the back seats because the lecturer DIDNT ASK HER IN! The lecturer at that moment had her eyes on the projected screen and her back turned to the door!

I didn't know what to do. I scanned for empty seats at the back and I stumbled!..

I don't know how I did but I slipped and fell!


Face flat on the floor while sneaking up to one of the seats.

I quickly struggled up and sat on the chair before the lecturer could turn. Luckily for me, she didn't even bother turning.


But unluckily for me, every guy on the back seat had their eyes on me with wide grins!

It was so embarrassing coupled with the fact that a guy I recently blasted on the WhatsApp group page was one of those staring with a grin on his face.

I felt like the ground could swallow and cuddle me in his belly after which the ground would be swallowed by another material I have no idea of until I'm beneath the earth's core where no more swallowing could occur

Ifakiland:
Was wen I told a gal "I love u" and she replied "awwwwww tank u"....I felt like hurting her.

Psittacus:
Do u know that moment when u suddenly change from an hero to zero,that's my story!
I was in Jss1 very flexible, in one of our PHE classes, the topic was gymnastic. Everyone knows I could do dis acrobatic posture dat I walk wit my hands and my legs will be hanging above my head. Everyone begged me to come and do it for d class. I thought about it as an opportunity to impress Tosin my crush. Unfortunately for me I was given one oversize sportwear,and I forgot I was nt wearing any underwear, as I got into my my acrobatic posture,my john thomas (prick) hanged out from one side of my hip side,waving hello is it u to everyone. For my mind I was expecting claps and cheer, instead it was dead silence......and long stretch of Jesus! The teacher did her best to distract everyone but d deed was done. I felt like dieing dat day

fiyah:
Actually,

I shouldn't be sharing this but my most embarrassing moment was just a few days ago.










SO EMBARRASSING


It all started with a class scheduled for 9am and which eventually didn't take place at the fixed time until 10:30am which was actually the break time.

I wasn't really happy with the change of plans because I didn't take anything that morning and was hoping I would when the class ends. The class ended around two and the course rep said something about another class starting immediately after that one.

Waited for a few minutes and the lecturer didn't show up. I decided not to take chances and slipped out of class to get some snacks.

Taking my time talking to someone at the place where I bought the snacks, I came back to meet the door to the class closed and a group of 'late commers' like me were standing outside too.

The lecturer had been in and had closed the door.

After waiting minutes for the very strict lecturer to change her mind and ask us to come in, nothing of such happened.

The lecture was one of the most important lectures i'd be having coupled with the attendance the woman never forgets to take. So, you could imagine how restless I was. But I wasn't really tensed cos I wasn't the only one in it.

Then, all of a sudden, one of my course mates came, saw the closed door, glanced at the lot of us standing outside, then slightly opened the door after which she entered the class.

Just like that!

Thinking, the lecturer asked her to come in or so, I followed suit.

And in one horrific second after entering, I realised nobody followed me and it also occurred to me the girl literarily crawled to one of the back seats because the lecturer DIDNT ASK HER IN! The lecturer at that moment had her eyes on the projected screen and her back turned to the door!

I didn't know what to do. I scanned for empty seats at the back and I stumbled!..

I don't know how I did but I slipped and fell!


Face flat on the floor while sneaking up to one of the seats.

I quickly struggled up and sat on the chair before the lecturer could turn. Luckily for me, she didn't even bother turning.


But unluckily for me, every guy on the back seat had their eyes on me with wide grins!

It was so embarrassing coupled with the fact that a guy I recently blasted on the WhatsApp group page was one of those staring with a grin on his face.

I felt like the ground could swallow and cuddle me in his belly after which the ground would be swallowed by another material I have no idea of until I'm beneath the earth's core where no more swallowing could occur

JohnAdeDavid:

Lol...really embarrasing

omonighoblessing:

fiyah:


Lol, yeah. I actually felt like dying.


Before I could even steady my hands to write some random words which has nothing to do with the lecture but just to hide my face eh... was serious work talk more of concentrating on the lecture.

buchi16:
mine goes like dis, i spent my teens stayin wit my dad,we practically lived tgeda,so in my 'ss1 i had my first menstruation,i screamed nd he rushed nd saw everytn,nd told me,clean ursef up,he dashed out to buy pad nd painkillers ,dat was a bit embarassin, dis became most embarrassin wen my cousins came wit deir parents to see us dat same day,d two adults kept talkin,nd wat i hrd frm my dad telin my uncle was(rita e me ge okpoho) i.e rita became a woman tday,in d presnt of my stubborn cousins, i was more dan embarassin,nd my cousin were like mockin affterwards den,i was realy mad at my dad,,,like hw cld he even mention dat,,, dat moment i wished i lived wit my mum,,,,its all past nw

Lmao, "Okpoho"..

Igbo dads can fall hands ehn

omonighoblessing:
You guys should come share ur embarrassing moment while in skul ,@work,with your spouse.

mine was in school.when I went to another department different from my faculty to help a friend who was far away write a quiz.
I never knew that the lecturer was very smart!
he knows every single student in his class....
after giving several warnings for any one not in his class to leave and I was forming adamant......
I was just fished out in a twinkle of an eye!!!
omo n.a. beg I beg throughout that semester!!!

WilliamsNedd:

You na chairlady for modifying tins o. U know na

bigerboy200:
past tense of shiiiiitt.lol

2dugged:
hehehehe, I will , Donald Trump has made me realize anything is possible

metallisc:



so you haff joined bad gang!

omonighoblessing:

na so we see am ooo....
even a friend that am in same group with just said

There's this lecturer in my school he told me he likes me we should be dating I told him no the first and second time, after the third time I said I will get back to him. There was a day he enter the class and told us test this man don't play with his test everyone was devastated but we had no option. He gave us the questions we were all writing then he said 5 minute more after the 5 minute he said submite and I was still writing I just said 'sir 5 more minute please, where should we meet tonight' in front of my colleagues he den smile and said test canceled till next testimony see me in my office. That was how i saved my colleagues from that unprepared test... Up till now my mates still thank me and make jest of me.