Another thing, all deez peeps that are going crazy, think of it this way - if she had met the guy and he and her started getting close and then somehow their parents who are widowers or divorcees met each other and hit it off. Should they now fashe d love they have for each other because their parents preempted their getting together officially? Cousin, sister/brother, half sister/brother, second cousin basically any extended family by blood is CLEARLY OFF LIMITS! If they are not related by blood they should be able to date each other. Abi? Shuu! My dear, na only God go save you sha becos na Naija u dey.

Save yourself d heartache and remove that thought from your head if it's in Naija you intend to stay.

I'm not sure you understand your question.

How do I make my husband addicted to me?

An addiction signifies an unhealthy attachment to something or someone to the gradual erosion of your own free will.

I'd rather have my husband love me thoroughly and without bias of his own free will. If that's what u want, then ask the question.

Ahhahahahahahaahahah! What oloshioness! Jah Jehovah, You are the King of Kings! Some people just make me laugh men!

Negro_Ntns:

Hahahahahaha, Omo, you make laff so tey I nearly lock jaw. eeyah, wado :-) I like as u tek french blow the cry nah, e get as e do me, u sabi ya game well well. Na God don catch u, u see how e be for bodi? You waka comot, jus disapea poooff, no luk back, lef me for hia for inside dark. E bad reach say i no fit siddon hia again, na so i dey knock enter quick quick leave comot. Evfrywhere i go na so i dey luk left, right say i fit see ya light, i come be like agbero wey lost something. Belle sweet me as i take eyeball u so my sista.

C nao u kon reply when dem don ban me from Nairaland for work. My boss say wetin I dey do for chat site everyday from sunup to sundown? Na d work dem send me b dat? Naim me I desat nairaland o until I fit enter am from home. Ekabo my dear.

O u poor girl. 1st tin dat koms 2 mind is dat u should just dump d ahole because he obviously has no impulse control or respect 4 wat u guys r trying 2 build nd if he can mess up like dis now wetin e wan do during una marriage? But I know how much of a production naija weddings can b all d preps nd everything! Geez e fuk up big time. My dear just pray nd ask God 2 guide ur decision. U av two options nip it now nd save urself likely future heartache or go fwd bearing in mind he can do dis again. Doh.

Zhea:

a hope nobody go laugh about me , una go think me i dey yeye person

No-o we no go laf u d mata b say at least u sef dey try learn d tin. E get peeps wey no sabi go kon dey yan kpata about peeps wey sabi laik say all them na kpako in d highest extreme. You no get to live 4 face me I face u to tek sabi pidgin. D tin no hard as lai that. Gudu luck o. Continue to dey learn d tin.

As 4 another mata were my Negro dey? Bros I dey miss you oh. I don dey feel lonely. You no wan toast me again? I go cry oh! & I dey wowo wey I cry! I no go Khatmandu abi na gamuchi gam gam land again I don gri for u y u kon desat me at my lowerest awa? ehn? Na wetin I do u? Oya toast me quick quick b4 I vex kon begin cry laik omomo kon dey rap French instead!! nnhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnn je vais pleurer----nnnnhhhhnnnnnn-----est-ce que tu vois que tu as fait maintenant?

Hey Doll, Blame Gabby. She was the one whom came in here in da first place. We're just tagging along. Facebook? Nah. . . . That place is boiring and LAME. . . . . What do you do besides Poking and throwing sheeps at people and have a Baby! What a Looser (No offense Gab but it is lame. . . .) Like here, you can give your opinions towards so many other various topics, don't you think so baby?

Eons and several pages later-----


I have to agree, facebook has gotten kinda lame but it's still nice to meet up with friends from time to time and check out their crazy pictures! I am more addicted to Nairaland than facebook because like you said, it's nice giving one's opinion on a variety of topics and I am pleasantly surprised because no topic is off limits in Nairaland and the peeps are flowing with ideas to discuss and dissect. By the way for the newbies, that's because you are on a Nigerian forum. Respect d Naija fresh! How many other forums can you air your opposing opinions, be at each other's necks and still be cracking jokes the next minute LOL. Only for Naija! Keep on making noise you guys. We are highly entertained & Gabby, I want to see this Naija bobo of yours. D love nwatintin emanating from you is refreshing. I wanted to post my pic but I think one of these crazy friends of yours says he like thick girls. I'm too cute and too voluptuous to post my pic on this forum he might start stalking me.

Hero:

Absolutely. A+ for that post, Love.

Thanks lulu but wait---aren't u d uncouth acata that came in here to be spouting nonsense about my precious naija? Monkey no fine but ihn mama like am. Please check thyself before thou wrecks thyself. If I came into an AA forum guns blazing spouting half-truths & stereotypes about all AAs being convicts, rapists, theives and drug addicts you wouldn't take it sitting down. Respect that this is a Nigerian forum and come at us straight. Do not under any circumstances disrespect and insult a whole nation based on the actions of the few or the many (Is it not our God that forgave a whole nation because he found 1 good person in that nation?). If that were the case the US and the UK are the bottom of the barrel in terms of all the shit they've done and still do and all countries in the world would be shot to hell. I suggest you apologize to the good Nigerian people of this forum.

Wow---errrmmmm---yeah. ding-dong---there's facebook for reminiscing/social networking, this is Nairaland (as in Nigerian money as in Nigerian people as in coast of West Africa as in y am I using "as in" please back to d Nairaland gist dolls. Thank you for the spontaneous entertainment though!

;-D

Smooches!

Omo girl u dont need nebodys advice now u av clearly stated battering ur vj 4 N2mil nd cheap sex is totally worth it w a guy u stated is a disgusting sex addict. Wat r u hoping 2 b advised on? How best 2 spend d money? Or how best 2 keep him 2 urself? Haba! Ride on o devil dey wait 2 block u 4 d last bus stop. Kai! My dear return 2 our Father b4 it's 2 l8.

Negro_Ntns:

My people how una dey? Man don waka go come back nah say make I step foot for ground see how una manage. E get as market be o, money don dry for pocket, rich man sef dey halla no know where to turn double hin money. Nah wa wa for this obodo. Se una go still dey? Make una no comot make i run go for yonder quick quick see how Chief them dey. I hear hin don sack two of hin wives for sake hardship done land for him door post.

E be like omo still dey vex for man pikin. She don carry herself go dance disnambari for obodo khatmandhu. Na wa for this urhobo pikin.

Eeehyahhh! you don get broken-plate heart? No worry if thine love be true, then to thee I shallst return. keep d toasting coming cheri I need more amusement ______erhhhmmm loving. LOL. *wink*

David dylan abeg chop knuckles jore!

I'm not going to lie, I'm also a victim of pride and having some random AA with no bloody say in my country running his fat mouth gets my hackles rising but let's be honest:

Naija's problem is Nigerians.

We have the tools, resources - human, mineral and otherwise, brain power, and spiritual strength to move forward. We have just accepted being stagnant. It is evident in the way it takes the average Nigerian person eons to get up and do something. Example: My aunties and uncles whom I love very much take bloody forever to get off their rump and travel from Agbor to Asaba. It's like trying to pull a mule. If a 1.5hr journey takes you a whole day not because the car broke down or something but because you are like, "ehnn, we will go now. We will go now," till the sun sets leaving all your preparation till it's too late then getting you to actively do something about your nation that is in utter shambles will require the might of our Father in Heaven. We have become too complacent with bulls***! So much so it's now in our bloodstream and has become a way of life. Heaven helps those who help themselves. It's not in the Bible per se but whoever coined that phrase had to have been inspired by God. If we all ignore or turn a blind eye to evil, then it has the room and incentive to grow.

Until we do something instead of waiting for a saviour to come we won't go anywhere. Take a cue from the Israelites, how many millenia did they wait before Jesus came? Even at that them still no code say, "Ol' boy na d guy b that oh!" Nobody is going to come and do it for us. We need to do it ourselves. It starts with making our leaders accountable for their actions and saying no to the easy solution of taking bribes from them when we catch them in the act. At a molecular level and at the highest echelon we need to start cleansing this spirit of lax complacency in d face of evil from within us.

Simple.

Rofl! Wow dats sad! Maximum frigging security prison! Dats not marriage dats a lie. If i cant trust my spouse nd i turn into dat monster I will leave. simple. Trust is 2 basic a component of marriage 2 b lacking. It would b even worse if it's w a guy, I'd kill him.

Nella:

Yea, of course such unfortunate problems does exist, but atleast you're talking about outside Nigeria, Imagine how it would be in Nigeria! I mean, somewhere like US, Canada, the discrimination is just very minor, almost everything is fair. But In Nigeria, that one I don't even need to ask.
But I guess one just has to be sharp and determined, somehow u would get there, female or male.

I'm very unlucky because, although I do want to study Engineering, I want very little or nothing at all to do with anything mechanical\that has to do with costructing with your hands and stuffs like that. ------------------ But that dream in Nigeria, might as well be put aside, I guess when I go back I would be able to do more research and find out those which have more to do with softwares and very very little to do with hand work. _{so help me God!}

Now now my dear don't be pessimistic! In under 4 years almost every Naija person has cellphone! Cellphones that me fa in Jand am tripping like mad over! My uncle came d other day and was flipping this his phone that was receiving phone calls and functioning___in JAND! He stopped over and saw a family friend in Dubai and it worked there too! If Naija made that much progress in such a short time something that seems impossible now (the field of Software/Hardware, Computer Engineering and Animation actually existing in Naija) may very well be viable by the time you graduate and are ready to enter the work force. Lord knows even with that d fact that I was practical and went with Computer Engineering I'm going back to get an MBA and an MFA in Digital Animation & Design. I know of other Nigerians like me in LA & NY that are interested in this field too. You may be surprised and find a fledging or established company for what you want to study so don't be practical like me because that's years detracted from what you really want to do. Go for what you want to do!

luck007:

omo boy!na so we go de dey!! like edede when nor dey eat food when peppe dey!!!! very so una go hear say person don write book wit pigin

Chai! Omo e fi be o! Not to Acata bin dey this thread dey copy note laik photocopier earlier? Wetin b d guy name again sef---drrrrrr*Chai! Chineke I don tire!*

Nella:

I knowwww almost Everything sucks in that country! -- ^{well . . . when it comes to jobs}

@ Topic,


But why are u guys only talking about the constructing\civil part of engineering?? Cuz Engineering don't only has to do with constructions n stuffs, It's very unfortunate that most of the other existing areas\courses of engineering does not exist in Nigeria! -- atleast I think,

Me 4 example, I want to study " Software Engineering" like ma bro, but since it's a curse that doesn't exist in Nigeria I can't study it, because unlike ma bro I'm still goin back to Nigeria to continue my studies, So . . . It really really sucks!

There are other cool Engineering courses such as : "Aerospace Engineering" ---- ^{which I would love as well, but in Nigeria?? yea right!}
"Biomedical and Electrical Engineering" -- ^{which Omoovie mentioned}
" Software Engineering" ----- ^{in my dreams!}
" Engineering physics"
"Communications Engineering"

And some other few------ But I'm not really sure of how many of this ones I mentioned acctually exist In Nigeria --- Does any one know?? please?
And also in Nigeria there's a course called " Systems Engineering" right it's my next option as I can't study Software! --- I just hope it does exist In Nigeria! -- it does right??

Systems Engineering I'm thinking = Production Engineering in Nigeria which is what my cousin studied before she Janded. It's also similar to "Structural" Engineering and I think there's even something called "Reverse" Engineering. It's a niche type thing. Personally I wanted to go into Graphics Design & Computer Animation but like you I want to go back home. Where the hell am I going to use Computer Animation in Nigeria?

Sha don't sell yourself short on the software Engineering thing because who knows, you might the next genius Dangote and come up with a company that develops software. If you do, let me know. I've got a head full of awesome ideas!

I'm an Engineer in the Computer/IT field and one of my good friends just graduated from civil engineering and another from Electrical. I believe that the most viable engineering fields (that is if you intend to go back to Nigeria or currently reside there) for a woman would be Computer and Petrochemical/Chemical engineering. I'm leaning more towards Computer however because you have a greater chance in that respect than Chemical seeing as that (chemical) is a very male-dominated field and knowing our country's atmosphere for females plus the fact that Shell & Exxon Mobil rarely hire locals so your best bet would be NNPC which is already flooded! Alternatively you can go into Industrial or Production engineering and work in Architecture/Housing. I'm sure you will have the opportunity to carve a niche for yourself there since there are so few people in that field. As with anything in Naija, na who u know oh so best of luck. If you r in Jando however, any Engineering field is definitely viable but Biomedical/Biochemical Engineering, Computer Engineering and Structural engineering are burgeoning industries that have a potential for growth plus women in those fields usually have hefty financial options in the form of scholarships and grants like the STEM one provided by the US govt for example to under-represented minorities and women. Whatever you do, I am not the definitive authority on everything so make sure you do your own research as well and see what works for you. My advice, adding some sort of global connection to your studies (whether it be studying abroad one or two summers or taking languages courses like Spanish or interning at a company with a global reach) makes you even more marketable in any Engineering field. This translates into you having the ability to move into a project mgmt and eventually senior mgmt position.

Bonne chance mam'selle!

Negro_Ntns:

Omo,

Look how this urhobo princess don vex finish take mouth yab left and right, up and down and wonder why all this african warriors no fit for am. Ehn, urhobo wado, omovie wado, ovieya wado, hahahaha . na so princess dey behafe?

I'm vexing becos u betrayed me nao ehn! Efen @ dat u kno u still love me! I dey c d rov 4 ya eye boku boku!

Na me get de remedy for ya palava but ya eye dey wey e dey and me mahsef enjoy and like de accompaniment of plenty women but i always get that special one wey be say nah hin i go settle with. I nefer meet am, i still dey look but as i dey pas go, ya light na hin draw mah eye make me put brake for leg turnabout and put foot for this floor.

Awww, u don tuk d korret tin na, Come here my dahling!

You dey go look for india and asian and latin, ehn oya, take ya oil lamp go dere nah. Efrytime u miss home whisper me for letter, man pikin dey here. We go eyeball again nah mi ni wado

Which kain backdoor romeo & juliet u wan use me tek do? U dey craze? I b u laik underG jezeebel? I no blame u! I don dey mara naooo! Shiiiiooooooooooorrr!

Mustay:

omo


where your frends them dey?

Which friends dem?

OrumbaS89:

I don't think I'd date a Latin or Asian males. I rarely attract them.

1) Colorism issues: Generally, Asian/Latin men aren't really into dark skin. I'm dark by America's standards. Hence, no go.

2) Culture issues: Unlike whites, Asians & Latin men have strong, distinct cultures. So do Nigerians. And chances are none of use are going to accomdate.

What you say is def true & certainly poses a clear hurdle as to y Africans/Acatas/Islanders don't get together with Asians/Latinos often but people like Amerie, Tiger Woods, Rae Dawn Chong, Naomi Campbell, Michael Takahashi, Chanel Iman, Stacy Dash & the Rock (ok so Stacy's half Black half American Indian & the Rock's Black & Samoan but even that is rarely heard of) exist so blacks and asians are def dating & marrying oh! There are even more instances of blacks and latinos/latinas getting together - Christina Milian 4 example. Tyson Beckford d hottest specie of man I've seen in a long time is kukuma classified as all 3 = Chinese, Panamanian & Jamaican his grandmomsie was born in Ghana! O kwia! Nothing is impossible! 

Omoovie = Princess/Daughter of a King

Ovieya = Queen

Akporotu = The world is ours!

Can you see where my parents have sighted 4 me?! Heeeiii! E go happen oh! Noo bb Goddd?!

Mustay:

Who this one dey do yanga for?


shio

Na so all these babes dey do

Them go wan make man dey go interview test like say I be apprentice

You b apprentice o no b only novice! You nova jam! Na correct babe of d highest order naim u wan use back door take toast! Bros, no try me eh! I dey beg u nao mek I no show my dragon side!

ikamefa:

na Ashok  nagar    na when u go land? 

I go land once mai eye dey chuk gamuchi ihn pocket nao! Shuoo! You b gofment? Hajia govamenti, I no bin know!

ikamefa:

haaaaaaaaaaa
this thread don gooooooo ohhhhhh
see levels?

Sebi? My girl wey u bin dey? Foh whosai of Jaipur them carry u enter?

Tetchiness:

well, I sabi pidgin small small sha.

Negro et Caucasian, wetin you dey yarn na?

where una wife? I don see her online this morning. Think she dey try to escape you. . . .again!

I tried

I don los na hu b caucasian 4 dis sai?

Negro_Ntns:

Omo, I don die oo! Nah so u go just tro'wey me like nothing? No listen to Mustay, hin be mah rival nah :-) I don kuku say make u whisper me for email for sake eyes boku for here. Nah you no gree me o, no be TOH cause am. I no be woman wrappa, I be omoovie wrappa :-) make you do quick quick take put action for ground.

Mustay, omo eyes no dey for de ones wey dey check you out. Her oil lamp dey only shine come mah direction.

I go tro'wey u na. U sef no b loyal omoovie wrappa so I gats to form small! *wink**wink* Y I go whisper u 4 email? U no hear me say na Asians & Latinos dem naim dey trip me nao? Ur toasting nova done b4 u begin anoda 1. As u b laik octopus dey spread ur tentacles into difren difren girls dem me too gats to spread my own tentacles. Which kain action I wan put 4 ground?

As 4 Mustay, truly truly, I no dey d list of babes wey dey eye u sorry. And Negro u dey delusional.

Mustay:

una two dey MARGINALIZE THIS THREAD O!

CHAT ROOM DEY

ROMANCE SECTION DEY

OFFTOPIC DEY

YIM DEY

MAKE UNA CARRY UNA OPAKS GIST GO DERE!

D romance don end y'hear abeg relax jo! Negro and I know say na just OP toasting we dey conduct 2 mins no pass b4 e begin toast TOH 4 anoda thread! D boy na woman wrappa! So mustay---relax ya own. No worry babe with wandering eye dey wey jus dey crush u laik maddddddd!

WTF yo? Back to the topic at hand all ye toasters, rappers and sideliners! I SAID who likes or dates Asian and Latino men? What kwonshains Asians and Latinos with Naija boiz? I will beat u people oh! Derailing children!

TOH:

Not big on asian dudes and the few that I find attractive are usually the "dark asians"

Have you ever watch Battle Royale oomovie? The dude that plays the psycho killer was cute. same with the doctor in "The Eye"

Latinos, They're pretty cute. the few that are tall anyway. I think Kelly Ripa's husband is gorgeous

yeah d pyscho guy in BR was kinda cute in a creepy way! LOL. I haven't seen d eye but it's on my Netflix list. Dat's usually my prob with latinos, they are soooo short! Maybe where I am has it backwards a bit. There are taller asians here (mostly Koreans) and d latinos r just short kpembus (mostly Mexicanos)! LOL. Kelly Ripa's hubby is the SEX! Have you seen House of Flying Daggers? The guy that was with Zhang Ziyi in the woods (his name's Takeshi Kaneshiro) is yum!