Hello Nairalanders.. I'm so worried about something
I was given admission by a university in Nigeria sometimes 2017 but to my surprise my admission didn't reflect on jamb. I was unable to print out my admission letter despite paying 1000 for the portal charges.
So my question now is that is it possible to be given admission by a school without it been reflected on jamb site

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Abeg who fit remind me the name of one like that.. The lady was chased away from her village for getting pregnant out of wedlock where she met 2 elderly couples on the road bla bla bla

Some says it's the man while some are blaming the woman. If you've ever watched the movie, state your opinion

Saying unfortunately ppsspp has stopped when trying to open it

wonderkid619:
instead of the approach im thinking you used, since youve pointed out youre a student, you coulda made a joke out of it while driving home your point.


I got this from the Bible, so if you do it respectfully, well, that aint no sin. 1Tim 5:1(NIV) Never speak harshly to an older man, but appeal to him respectfully as you would to your own father. Talk to younger men as you would to your own brothers.

Thanks bro, I never talked about it in the other woman's presence... I spoke about it with her in private but she still flared up.

music4me:
Now We Don Know Say U Dey Carry Car Go School...'I Drove Back From School'...If U Like Fly Back Frm School Its Non Of Our Konsign-Men...Park For BRT Lane Pls...

There we go again... Why you pointing out something inconsequential when I only wanted your piece of advice

Sometimes last month,I drove back from school and met mom talking about a neighbor of ours with another neighbor.
I find their discussions quite offensive which I talked to my mom about. Dad came back the following week from Calabar and mom reported me to him.
I was rebuked profusely and warned never to correct my mom again... " We gave birth to you, do not try to correct either I or your mom, you met us in this world".. Those are my dad's words.
I was quite confused and flabbergasted cos I meant no harm whatsoever and I didn't think telling my mom my mind is a sin in any way.

So my question goes to Nairalanders, is it right to correct your parents when you see them making a mistake or whosoever is superior to you like a boss or a pastor. Would it be counted a sin or??

I just saw your post about deeper life and stuffs like that..

And I must really confess that sir.. You're seriously ma.d and need an urgent help asap

Explorers:
This thing is so cheap today that you start wondering, what's with this generation.






Even the school where I work presently, this thing is so cheap that you meet a lady today, just tell her you’re taking her to Esporta/Polak/Template in the evening and that’s all.


From there, she’s following you home to pass the night.



They demand for ridiculous things, recharge card from 200-400, 1gb data, fish/beef pepper soup/bbq, cow tail/leg pepper soup , asun, suya, Chilled Origin, Smirnoff ice and Redwine.



That’s all it takes, then you bleep till morning when you are out of liquid.



In some institutions located in local towns, you see the local indigenes, bike riders, akoto drivers(Iworoko), aboki suya with half level of secondary education, bleeping some of the hottest babes on campus(Slayqueens) because of what?




I always ask myself then, why

Explorer no vex oo.. Abeg Chey nah Eksu you dey ni

One twitter user posted something about Nigerian and Benin and Togo �� Republic that a Togolese woman found offensive and started yabbing Nigerians...


Trust Nigerians to give her an handful..


Below are the screen shots

This message of a scammer woke me up this morning..
I still wonder how this methods really get to convince people



Below is the screenshot and the reply I gave him.

A man just gave his new born baby authority at my area..


Once knew someone called apeloko ( someone who stays long in the farm) and so many scary funny names like that..
. The question ❓ now goes to Nairalanders... What's the most funniest name you've ever heard [b][/b]

dnationsblog:
Need to avoid sugary substance..
Visit a physician

thank you. . Noted

It's been over two weeks now I last heard or read about the notorious kidnap kingpin Evans on social media.
Is it that he has been released silently or investigation is still ongoing about him?

praxisnetworks:

Abacha had same problem. Consult your doctor immediately!

thank you

Everyone keeps asking if I've started smoking weed or something.. . My lips are now darker thank that of adekunle gold.
It was cool at first but it's suddenly turned to an embarrassment, applied series of pink lips cream and everything but it still won't change.


I'm in need of a change drastically,,, need you NLers help

What best caption can be given to this photo between the two star actors

Airtel data network has been sh!t for the past few weeks at Ado ekiti so I decided to go for mtn but discovered it to be worse..


Sent a mail, called and complained and nothing was done.
Neighbour told me it's nationwide but I'm on my way now to get an Etisalat sim... I just hope it'll be better

Now let's keep the ball rolling... We always seem to talk bad about our girlfriends... But I believe there's always a brighter side about them.
There must always be that better side of them.. Let's hear it out

rheether:
If you can send it down to Enugu I will be glad for pay 10k for it.

Make am 50k...where I dey to enugu nah long journey

Perfecttouch:
auction ke? Lol in this Nigeria?
You better give it to all these (iron Aluminium) boys and collect 200 naira! That's the best auction offer u can get o

Wehdonesah

So my dad has this very old VHS player,,, does any one has any idea how it can be auctioned out

From. The pastors that cannot do without taking their bibles everywhere, to the drunkards that always has a packet of dry gin in their pockets and the catholics that always has the cross of Jesus with em.. I once knew a man that cannot do without taking his white handkerchief anywhere he goes... to the toilet, bathroom, anywhere and I once knew a frivolous young man that always went everywhere with a packet of condom.



I personally cannot go anywhere without my smartphone even when I'm at home
The question goes to all nairalanders,,,, what can't you do without taking everywhere you are going

I cannot understanding some things
Gbagaun #1- can someone get sick again after sickening a sickness the same time.. I.e someone down with gonorrhea already get sick with a malaria or typhoid the same time.
Gbagaun #2- Do mad Men get sick @ all.. I.e someone having a mental issue.. Do they get sick @ all
Gbagaun #3 - Can a woman get pregnant after been already impregnated with a pregnancy b4.. I.e a two months pregnant woman that had se'x with her spouse can she get pregnant again and probably give birth to the baby two months after giving birth to the first one

Now the debate goes to nairalanders.. Which do you find more entertaining..
I'll go for sport football game precisely
Gunners for life

My most favorite Bible book is the Proverbs and my most favorite chapter of the Bible is ecclesiastes chapter 9 verse 4 - 10.
Now the question goes to other Christain nairalanders...

eleko1:
apply olive oil.Some peep will come here now with their village winch story.Dnt slap or woundjure ur ear

thank you bro

Woke up early this morning to the sound of an insect walking about in my right ear..
Tried all sort of method to make it come out,,, slapped it, applied Robb and all those stuffs... But it still would not come out.
Now I've been advised to let it be that of would come out itself but it has been creating a lot of uneasiness since morning.. It keeps walking about making a lot of noise in my ear...
Does anyone knows what I can do to make it dead or come out