well, u can start by not lying to us in the first place.

*tries to hide her broad grin*

uh oh! *it escapes*

i never fart in public. i know some people who see farting as akin to breathing n it simply makes me mad when they do it and continue the conversation like it's normal. i was taught to go somewhere private to fart.

and of course ladies fart like everyone else, just not in anyone's presence.

ps: avoid farting in air-conditioned areas. the smell doesnt go away!

a nigerian being scammed by another nigerian!

roflmao

i love my father the most and everyone that knows me knows that. it's not like a hate my mom, but for a long while we didnt get along and it was like we were both fighting for my dad's attention. she always won it, but my dad always came behind her back to console me. i think this was because i spent my age 3-6 living only with my dad before my mom moved with us cos she was working somewhere else. now i'm lots older and my mom is more mature now and we understand each other better. we even sometimes bitch about my dad together. we still have our off days and all but at least we gist and laugh together, and i can tell her personal stuff now.

kiki, first borns are always special cos they are the result of the initial infatuation of love. believe me, ur parents may not know how to show it but u are very special to them. alot of responsibility comes with being the first, especially for a girl. but i'm sure they do love u. maybe u should confront ur mom and tell her u dont like it when she holds u responsible for things u cant control, especially with ur younger ones. u need to do this fast so she stops scolding u in front of them, or when the time comes they wont even respect u.

i hope they start showing love to u soon, cos it has adverse effects when children do not feel their parents' love. and running off to college wont help in the long run cos u'll be back soon, wont u?

no. it's perfectly natural. give it some time. it helps to avoid the jerk as long as possible. and keep other things on ur mind, like how good the new guy treats u. and try not to be bitter by calling him a jerk cos the new guy will sense it. and the new relationship sounds like a rebound one. if he thinks u're bitter he'll think u're using him, which i hope u're not anyway.

sensible my dear. passion runs out at some point in every marriage, and it's other things that keep the fire going. a sensible godfearing woman u can come home to every nite. the passionate one pulls u back home from ur priorities. if u look at most old couples, u see an inner sense of peace. the fire is all gone, but the tranquility that comes with being able to trust someone keeps them going. so in ur best interest, choose sensibly.

freelance didnt exactly say it happened to him, did he? he just said he needed opinions.

if i'm in a relationship and i don't want wahala, especially if the person says my name and surname, i'll try to clarify things either by sending a text to the presenter or calling the person up. if not, i'll just let it go, no point crying over spilled unnecessary milk anyway. except i really need a 'sweetheart' then i'll try to actualise it

girls consider that the greatest betrayal, second only to actually snatching the guy. so u have to be careful.

try to bring it up with ur friend if u can still contact her. if not, then live ur life girl. it's urs, not hers.

that we may preserve seed of our father
Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:

this is the reason God condoned their action. it was not with a selfish of lustful motive, but for procreation. doesnt mean that people should marry their family members or even date them, does it?

but in the part of the bible that talks about marriage and people who shouldnt marry, it doesnt say anything about cousins! maybe there wasnt any word for cousin then. i personally looked it up. is it just society that says cousins are off limits?

Okay enough of playing around and kidding around, i am begining to scare my own damn self.

u should be scared because it was all supozd to be a joke. can't u see how many times i said 'oh' in the post? i just joined nairaland and i barely know anything about candylips.

besides u didnt have to get so bitchy over someone u're 'done sadly' with. hah! big girl my backside. i could be bitchy too but seriously this topic is not worth getting banned over. u can keep him girl, he's all urs.

why? anyway i cant even fight. candy and i know we belong together. so whatever anyone else claims is just that - a claim.

wtf!!! i go away for a short while and somebody tries to still my dearest candy!!! abeg bobbie abi whatever ur name is, leave my man alone oh. i toasted him first, and we've been hooking up outside nairaland oh! for real, no be all dis internet bullshit romeo and juliet oh! so, stay away from him. na warn i dey warn u oh. eh hen.

to be forewarned is to be forearmed. period.

@ Gary,
first of all u repeated 'in' in ur first sentence correcting bad grammar. then u mixed up the syntactic construction of the second sentence. it should read 'need to worry more about ur spelling problem than, ' then u should have said 'get it off my chest' and 'because it is' or 'it's kind of getting, ', and u also mixed up the syntactic order of the last sentence. 'more and more' should come before 'major'. no piont going into phrases and clauses .
no hard feelings either man, but i just couldn't resist taking ur post apart. people here are more into expressing themselves than using correct grammar!