₦airaland Forum

tobijoshua:
You are really a boss, will you come and teach me?

At ur service Sir!

Damfostopper:
gudmorning.... haaaa ....are u serious ...my candy crush stops at level 530....i thought that was the end....they Kip telling me bla bla bla... how do I continue ....abeg epp me

Serious? Mine is up to level 1191 and its still going far than that. Have you tried updating the game from ur playstore? Or is ur game currently updated to Facebook? If it is, maybe u shud try uninstalling and installing back the game,it will open up for you and you will continue from where you stopped

Candy crush saga level 1191..really challenging indeed

pafestula:
Any good pics either with celebrity or anyone, they always call it nairalander just to get traffic and move the fake claim to front page, I dont know the kind of moderator Nairaland is having. Ok for your information I know this guy in person and NON of them is using NL, and if anyone doubt me, pls tell me their moniker. The Guy is Lekan by name and they Lady is Mary, wedding venue na Ilorin, date is November 25, 26, you want me to upload more of their pics?. Yeye OP with Yeye Mod

Quite hilarious but I think you're mistaken here. The OP is actually the one wedding cos his DP corresponds with the pre-wedding pix. Get your facts right before abusing people. BTW, congrats to the would-be couples

Wot of dis one?? This is the worst of all. Smh

Vizkizz:
I want to go on a date with One of the prettiest lady on nairaland

Please I need 100 shares (she agreed to that before accepting my proposal.)


She is seeing this now...make una no fall my hand abeg

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Chai... Thank you all for giving me the opportunity to see this pretty, breath taking, lovely, yummy, sexy, figure 8, vanilla babe. Nagode, ese gan, Daalu, Muchas gracias

Now the problem is where can I take her to?

Watch a movie?

Club house?

To the beach so we can see the sun set together while laying down and golding hands

Night vigil?

Or just maintain my room as usual?

Please advice

Now Uve gotten 100+ shares, now ure sayn chumchin else na wa ooh smh. No can u be kind enof to tell us her name?

Vizkizz:
I want to go on a date with One of the prettiest lady on nairaland

Please I need 100 shares (she agreed to that before accepting my proposal.)


She is seeing this now...make una no fall my hand abeg

And wots her name? Meanwhile, I Don throw u one sha

I vote for Mimzy Cc:NLJega

nairalanddotorg:
Colleague, what's the full meaning of PPFN?

PLANNED PARENTHOOD FEDERATION OF NIGERIA(Family planning)

guysis:
Sis,Thanks for the response.Please where can I get them? Are the in hard or soft copies ?

Where do u base?They are in hard copies. Check bookshops where nursing.text books are sold,u might find it there cos the author himself usually brought them to where student nurses do their clinical postings to sell. Essiential steps by Gordian Ukwuije

Tallestbae:
Great nurses, please anyone got an idea/advice to give me, I'm preparing for an upcoming entrance exams n interview for intensive care nursing n I'm freaking out coz I have no idea of questions dat might b asked. I'm a registered nurse by d way.

Firstly,congrats cos uve made it already. U dont need to freak out since u already knw ur basics. As much as I knw,post basic entrance exams usually comprises of ur basic nursing,and some questions frm d current specialty u want to study. Just read up on ICU. U knw dat ICU is a critical unit for critical cases ,d interviewers might site up a case and ask wot u can do as a nurse on duty in an emergency situation(dat is to test ur senseof initiative,critical thinking skills and ur ability to make decisions),dey might also ask u wot ur interest is in choosing ICU considering how stressful and demanding it is,they might also ask u the responsibilities of an ICU nurse etc etc. Just read up everything on intensive care nursing,ask nurses that are already there how their questions are like so u can have an idea of wot to expect. All da best,goodluck. BTW,which school did u apply for?And do u know if the course is done in Ph?

guysis:
Please how can I get past questions of the Nigerian Nurses and Midwivery Council exams for practice? I'll be glad if you can assist me .Thanks

Have u tried essential steps vol 1,2,&3? It comprises of all nmcn past questions and answers. It covers all d systems and their disease conditions,plus research, first aid, orthopaedics, special.senses etc And it will also help u to knw how to draw ur care plan in a more easier way

Dlionsheart:
Nigerian Nurses: the most useless, most insensitive, most arrogant, most clueless, most corrupt, most dumbest, most evil gang of devils in human clothing. They are worse than any killer virus in human history. About 60% of death in clinics, maternity, health centres, hospitals, etc are caused by you and your evil sisters. Most belong to one secret cult/society or the other. You and your evil gang have no human feeling or sympathy except to carry out the work of your master Lucifa.

This is in exception to the FEW BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN NURSES who are working their heart out to the Lord in posts.

Go to the general hospitals and public health centres especially in maternity wards or during child birth in Nigeria and you will know where am coming from. Pregnant women, babies and accident victims are their soft target.

EVI'LL PEOPLE !!!

Are u for real I mean seriously? Chai sorry bro I can feel ur pains! If u were unfortunate to be attended to by an auxillary then its quite a pity. Real and well trained nurses dont behave the way u paint it. A well trained nurse who has passed thru either school of nursing or university,knows the etiquette of the profession, knows the qualities of being a gud nurse which comprises of patience, caring, tolerance, humble to mention but a few. An auxillary doesnt knw wot it takes be be a real nurse. I am a real nurse who is proud of who I am. I am the only one who is opportuned to open the eyes of a newborn baby and closes the eyes of a dead man(such a rare oportunity),I care for my patients even when dey are rude to me,I reassure a dying man dat all is well even when I knw dat he is dying, I somtyms forget to eat and go hugry thru out my shift just to satisfy my patients, I place my patient above my family just to make sure dat they are ok. Words alone cant express wot I and my colleagues do for our patients...we carefor our patients in everyway we can. If a quack was rude to u,it doesnt qualify u to term nurses as EVIL. Not everyone who wears white and gives injectin is a nurse!. Dont let a blind man drive u;dont let a quack treat u-it is ur duty to knw ur caregiver. Say NO TO QUACKS. We are mordern day nurses. Great Nigerian Nurses!!!!! Great. I remain my humble self Nrs Uduak Ekanem RN,RM,PPFN,BNSC,MSC(In view)